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kublai
Guillotine Therapy
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2008.09.06 14:01:00 - [121]
 

To think they give people like him real weapons, now that *is* scary, and i'm from an allied country Neutral

My'kel An'jelo
Amarr
Posted - 2008.09.06 14:30:00 - [122]
 

this thread is so terrible

Beija Milan
Posted - 2008.09.06 16:13:00 - [123]
 

Edited by: Beija Milan on 06/09/2008 16:13:15
Magus Nebula

So which are you? A sorceror? Astrologer? A priest? Or... A cloud of interstellar gas and dust? Nahhh... I know what you are... you're a cloudiness in the Urine.

Are you seriously comparing people to 'douches'? Come on now... Do you even know what a 'douches' is?

Its actually a compliment. Its "A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents." Personally I think some "Douches" need to wipe your infectious butt off the face of EVE, and for the record:

Don't ever presume to speak for anyone you don't know personally. who I like or don't like isn't any of your business. I would be more concerned with your inability to use your intelligence to come up with a proper name instead of Sorceror of Cloudy urine. Check your facts before you make stuff up. Loser...

To all the Douches in this post.. Please clean out the infection, he's the one who started it.

Shelby

P.S. All you folks out there fighting for freedoms and honor, and respect, Props and my brother is the kindest, honest, and most awesome man I know for sacrificing what he has to support the war. Its sad that people just don't get what it can do to people, how much harder it is for soldiers to return home after being in that kind of an environment. I give props to CCP for this outlet for those that play it. Keep up the good fight. We still support you at home.

Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
Posted - 2008.09.06 16:31:00 - [124]
 

Originally by: Beija Milan
Are you seriously comparing people to 'douches'? Come on now... Do you even know what a 'douches' is?


Umm. What?

Originally by: Beija Milan
...and for the record:

Don't ever presume to speak for anyone you don't know personally. who I like or don't like isn't any of your business.


Thanks for clearing that up. You sure told him!

/me facepalms.

Originally by: Beija Milan
P.S. All you folks out there fighting for freedoms and honor, and respect, Props and my brother is the kindest, honest, and most awesome man I know for sacrificing what he has to support the war.


...and in this statement, someone who has read C&P before attempts to avoid being flamed by putting up some crap-post about people fighting for their Country. Nice try. Nobody's fooled.

Magus Nebula
Mom 'n' Pop Ammo Shoppe
Transmission Lost
Posted - 2008.09.06 16:35:00 - [125]
 

Originally by: Druss Brenoman
Edited by: Druss Brenoman on 06/09/2008 13:55:55
Originally by: Magus Nebula
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 06/09/2008 02:29:30
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 05/09/2008 17:03:03
Needed a place to place links to people who really grinded my gears.

[Druss Brenoman - for being the biggest Douche in local - for actually trying to use "repo go back to sucking on your moms tit" as a "good" insult - Shelby doesnt like him
Magus Nebula - Natural Born A-hole
Would love to see more of theese kinda things Twisted Evil



HAHAAHAHAHAAH... You're calling me a douche bag? HAAHAHAHAHAHHH, your nothin but a wet behind the ears, little welp to be callin me a douchebag. Some things have changed in this game since I left for Iraq a year and a half ago. One thing hasn't though, little kiddies who wanna stroke their Egos when all they are are full of **** and wind.

My buddy told me all about these so called 'Wars' you got going on. Well, if you ever feel you want to jump into a mans world and go to war jump into mine, I'll turn you into a soldier or kill you in the process.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH douchebag... Your more transparent than a guy on a street corner with bombs strapped to his ass. yea... I've seen that too.

Good luck with your game, kiddie, I think I'm givin it up. Some things I just won't tolerate.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



John Carter
Staff Sgt.




Though i do salute you for fighting in the Iraq war, using it as a reason for trying to make your self look all bad ass makes you look even silly. Infact, i just got back from over there with 3rd Brigade, driving up armors, mraps, Gunning on the M-19, destroying opium fields ect.., and yes ive seen some of my close friends blown up by VBIEDS and SBIEDs, and with all that taken into account your still a douche, but i salute you o7!

kick boxur
Posted - 2008.09.06 17:38:00 - [126]
 

Edited by: kick boxur on 06/09/2008 19:34:46
Druss Druss Druss. Everyone in this game is probably 'bad ass' in some kind of way, coming onto a forum and pretty much calling someone out because you were labeled a 'dousche'. What if we were in Iraq and I called you a dousche, would you shoot me?
I fight on pay per view, Ive been fighting on tv since I was 18 and I not once said that to anyone who called me names and used it to try and act all cool, especially when I got called every name in the book on my last forum post.
If your that offended by being called a dousche maybe you need to sort out some insecurities about yourself.... dousche

Aleosha Ryanok
Posted - 2008.09.06 17:50:00 - [127]
 

Originally by: kick boxur
Edited by: kick boxur on 06/09/2008 17:39:40
Druss Druss Druss. Everyone in this game is probably 'bad ass' in some kind of way, coming onto a forum and pretty much calling someone out because you were labeled a 'dousche'. What if we were in Iraq and I called you a dousche, would you shoot me?
I fight on pay per view, believe it or not Ive been fighting on tv since I was 18 and I not once said that to anyone who called me names and used it to try and act all cool, especially when I got called every name in the book on my last forum post.
If your that offended by being called a dousche maybe you need to sort out some insecurities about yourself.... dousche


You just absolutely owned them.

*High-five*

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.09.06 17:50:00 - [128]
 

Originally by: Druss Brenoman
Edited by: Druss Brenoman on 06/09/2008 13:55:55
Originally by: Magus Nebula
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 06/09/2008 02:29:30
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 05/09/2008 17:03:03
Needed a place to place links to people who really grinded my gears.

[Druss Brenoman - for being the biggest Douche in local - for actually trying to use "repo go back to sucking on your moms tit" as a "good" insult - Shelby doesnt like him
Magus Nebula - Natural Born A-hole
Would love to see more of theese kinda things Twisted Evil



HAHAAHAHAHAAH... You're calling me a douche bag? HAAHAHAHAHAHHH, your nothin but a wet behind the ears, little welp to be callin me a douchebag. Some things have changed in this game since I left for Iraq a year and a half ago. One thing hasn't though, little kiddies who wanna stroke their Egos when all they are are full of **** and wind.

My buddy told me all about these so called 'Wars' you got going on. Well, if you ever feel you want to jump into a mans world and go to war jump into mine, I'll turn you into a soldier or kill you in the process.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH douchebag... Your more transparent than a guy on a street corner with bombs strapped to his ass. yea... I've seen that too.

Good luck with your game, kiddie, I think I'm givin it up. Some things I just won't tolerate.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



John Carter
Staff Sgt.


douchey-ness confirmed by using military rank on a video game forum


Some Random Douch (aka: tech),
SPC

My'kel An'jelo
Amarr
Posted - 2008.09.06 18:02:00 - [129]
 

Originally by: kick boxur
believe it or not


we don't believe it
go away

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.09.06 18:06:00 - [130]
 

Originally by: kick boxur
dousche
Believe it or not, I totally believe every word of your (edited) post.

I like it better this way.

kublai
Guillotine Therapy
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2008.09.06 18:57:00 - [131]
 

I would just like to add in the following.

I have never fired a weapon above air rifle, I never intend to do so, I never intend to fight in any war.

I dislike fighting, and I really do try to avoid it when I can, I doubt i'd be much good at it, I like reading, listening to calm music, maybe something funky, a cup of espresso, my pipe, maybe a good conversation.

If war ever came to my country, i'd move to iceland.

I just wanted to get that said before I insulted you, and now, the insult.

Nobody gives a damn how internet tough guy super ju-jitsu karate-kid you are, you wont automatically get hailed as the second coming for being a soldier, because in addition to being a soldier you're a person, and I see one soldier in this thread who's a very irritating and ignorant person.

This is not real life, this is eve-online, and you nothings should learn to pipe the **** down because nobody is impressed.

It's a godamn computer game, and you're not even good at it.

Izo Alabaster
Posted - 2008.09.06 19:21:00 - [132]
 

Originally by: Druss Brenoman
Edited by: Druss Brenoman on 06/09/2008 13:55:55
My buddy told me all about these so called 'Wars' you got going on. Well, if you ever feel you want to jump into a mans world and go to war jump into mine, I'll turn you into a soldier or kill you in the process.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH douchebag... Your more transparent than a guy on a street corner with bombs strapped to his ass. yea... I've seen that too.

Good luck with your game, kiddie, I think I'm givin it up. Some things I just won't tolerate.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



John Carter
Staff Sgt.




Been there, done that, and bought the "Semper Fi" T-shirt. In fact, much of REPO is former armed service members. Some are current service members.

As a former service member, I resent you coming into a video game thread, and trying to garner praise and respect simply for being in the service, when you're acting so immature. You're portraying all service members in a bad light when you do that. If you are in fact in the armed forces, it's usually best to not mention it when you get ****ed off, as your actions won't reflect negatively on the other members of the armed forces.


Furthermore, when you announce that you're in the armed forces, on an open forum like this, which can be read internationally by anyone who has internet access, you're painting a giant bullseye on your chest for all of America's enemies. Don't do it. If not for yourself, then for your loved ones, DO NOT POST YOUR REAL NAME ON AN INTERNET FORUM.

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.09.06 19:26:00 - [133]
 

Originally by: kublai
It's a godamn computer game, and you're not even good at it.
Yes, but I am superman. Surprised

Izo Alabaster
Posted - 2008.09.06 19:34:00 - [134]
 

Confirming techzer0 is in fact Superman.

kublai
Guillotine Therapy
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2008.09.06 19:34:00 - [135]
 

Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: kublai
It's a godamn computer game, and you're not even good at it.
Yes, but I am superman. Surprised


I think the internet tough guy contest have been won, this clearly trumps soldier.

kick boxur
Posted - 2008.09.06 19:37:00 - [136]
 

Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: kublai
It's a godamn computer game, and you're not even good at it.
Yes, but I am superman. Surprised


I did int know He was Superman!? You win

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.09.06 19:56:00 - [137]
 

Originally by: kublai
Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: kublai
It's a godamn computer game, and you're not even good at it.
Yes, but I am superman. Surprised


I think the internet tough guy contest have been won, this clearly trumps soldier.
... can i be called supwersoldierman?

kick boxur
Posted - 2008.09.06 19:57:00 - [138]
 

Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: techzer0
can i be called supwersoldierman?


Your Super man...you make the shots around here.

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.09.06 19:58:00 - [139]
 

Originally by: kick boxur
Originally by: techzer0
can i be called supwersoldierman?


Your Super man...you make the shots around here.
In that case... In your eye!

Magus Nebula
Mom 'n' Pop Ammo Shoppe
Transmission Lost
Posted - 2008.09.06 20:17:00 - [140]
 

Edited by: Magus Nebula on 06/09/2008 20:38:21

Originally by: Beija Milan
Edited by: Beija Milan on 06/09/2008 16:13:15
Magus Nebula

Are you seriously comparing people to 'douches'? Come on now... Do you even know what a 'douches' is?

Its actually a compliment. Its "A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents." Personally I think some "Douches" need to wipe your infectious butt off the face of EVE, and for the record:

Shelby




Hey guess what a Toilet brush cleans crap off porciline, hope people get called that 2! what a compliment! And also douches arn't really needed, save your self time and money and wash your kitty with soap and water, it needs it.

RagnhildR tu
Caldari
IRON CROSS LEGION
Posted - 2008.09.07 17:39:00 - [141]
 

Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: kublai
It's a godamn computer game, and you're not even good at it.
Yes, but I am superman. Surprised


I think the internet tough guy contest have been won, this clearly trumps soldier.
... can i be called supwersoldierman?


Techzero I allus wanted ta know do ya go rusty if ya stay out in the rain too much?Laughing

ShyLion
Repo Industries
R.E.P.O.
Posted - 2008.09.07 17:57:00 - [142]
 

Edited by: ShyLion on 07/09/2008 17:59:52
Originally by: Beija Milan
Edited by: Beija Milan on 06/09/2008 16:13:15
Magus Nebula

So which are you? A sorceror? Astrologer? A priest? Or... A cloud of interstellar gas and dust? Nahhh... I know what you are... you're a cloudiness in the Urine.

Are you seriously comparing people to 'douches'? Come on now... Do you even know what a 'douches' is?

Its actually a compliment. Its "A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents." Personally I think some "Douches" need to wipe your infectious butt off the face of EVE, and for the record:

Don't ever presume to speak for anyone you don't know personally. who I like or don't like isn't any of your business. I would be more concerned with your inability to use your intelligence to come up with a proper name instead of Sorceror of Cloudy urine. Check your facts before you make stuff up. Loser...

To all the Douches in this post.. Please clean out the infection, he's the one who started it.

Shelby

P.S. All you folks out there fighting for freedoms and honor, and respect, Props and my brother is the kindest, honest, and most awesome man I know for sacrificing what he has to support the war. Its sad that people just don't get what it can do to people, how much harder it is for soldiers to return home after being in that kind of an environment. I give props to CCP for this outlet for those that play it. Keep up the good fight. We still support you at home.


This idjit must be a high ranking member of "DDAM" (DIPSH*T DOUCHES AGAINST MAGUS) Razz

I nominate him to be added to the esteemed list of "Douches of the Eve Universe"! If not for his post at least for his P.S. (or should I say B.S.?).


Verminator 666
Posted - 2008.09.07 19:01:00 - [143]
 

guy sounds like a fobbit with delusions of adequacy.

Razagar
Caldari
Repo Industries
R.E.P.O.
Posted - 2008.09.07 23:15:00 - [144]
 

Anyone that dies to Sombike needs to go on this list!

Oh and kyp Smile

Avan Sercedos
Gunpoint Diplomacy
Posted - 2008.09.08 01:56:00 - [145]
 

Sucking up to kublai in a thread about douches...
PLZ DON'T SCAMZOR ME!

Riflemandodd
Posted - 2008.09.08 04:23:00 - [146]
 

Edited by: Riflemandodd on 08/09/2008 04:25:26
whats up b*tches who has my f*cking beer!

what the hell this isnt corp chat, damn it. does this mean you're gonna add me to your list now too magus?


*edit - ok i dont post much so dont blow up cuz my stupid corp tag dont show up. i'm the repo drunk so dont yell at me either. i got a hangover so dont yell at me either.

damn it, now i'm definitely on the list

My'kel An'jelo
Amarr
Posted - 2008.09.08 10:06:00 - [147]
 


Capt Willard
Battlestars
S E D I T I O N
Posted - 2008.09.08 13:17:00 - [148]
 

Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: kublai
It's a godamn computer game, and you're not even good at it.
Yes, but I am superman. Surprised


Do you just put your skin tight underwear on over your trousers? That does indeed make you Souper

Kyle Klanen
Posted - 2008.09.08 13:29:00 - [149]
 

Originally by: Druss Brenoman
Edited by: Druss Brenoman on 06/09/2008 13:55:55
Originally by: Magus Nebula
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 06/09/2008 02:29:30
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 05/09/2008 17:03:03
Needed a place to place links to people who really grinded my gears.

[Druss Brenoman - for being the biggest Douche in local - for actually trying to use "repo go back to sucking on your moms tit" as a "good" insult - Shelby doesnt like him
Magus Nebula - Natural Born A-hole
Would love to see more of theese kinda things Twisted Evil



HAHAAHAHAHAAH... You're calling me a douche bag? HAAHAHAHAHAHHH, your nothin but a wet behind the ears, little welp to be callin me a douchebag. Some things have changed in this game since I left for Iraq a year and a half ago. One thing hasn't though, little kiddies who wanna stroke their Egos when all they are are full of **** and wind.

My buddy told me all about these so called 'Wars' you got going on. Well, if you ever feel you want to jump into a mans world and go to war jump into mine, I'll turn you into a soldier or kill you in the process.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH douchebag... Your more transparent than a guy on a street corner with bombs strapped to his ass. yea... I've seen that too.

Good luck with your game, kiddie, I think I'm givin it up. Some things I just won't tolerate.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



John Carter
Staff Sgt.




Counter strike is not RL, and pwning n00bs with headshots does not make you a real soldier now run along and remember to use your acne cream before mommy tucks you up in bed.


Magus Nebula
Mom 'n' Pop Ammo Shoppe
Transmission Lost
Posted - 2008.09.08 22:24:00 - [150]
 

Edited by: Magus Nebula on 08/09/2008 23:16:00
Saved for a rainy day


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