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Raid
Caldari
Tyrell Corp
INTERDICTION
Posted - 2008.08.26 23:13:00 - [91]
 

Originally by: James 315

As the historian of Eve Online


I stopped reading here... Tranquility started up in 2003. In 2002 there was various stages of BETA testing. Unless you were involved back then you will never be an EVE historian.

Nick Curso
Caldari
TunDraGon
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.08.26 23:44:00 - [92]
 

Originally by: Raid
Originally by: James 315

As the historian of Eve Online


I stopped reading here... Tranquility started up in 2003. In 2002 there was various stages of BETA testing. Unless you were involved back then you will never be an EVE historian.


hmm by that logic to study history you had to be there. I wasnt a roman but doesnt mean im not a historion.

Im not btw but u know what i mean :p

Fanduril
Gallente
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.08.26 23:45:00 - [93]
 

Edited by: Fanduril on 26/08/2008 23:45:43
Originally by: Raid
Originally by: James 315

As the historian of Eve Online


I stopped reading here... Tranquility started up in 2003. In 2002 there was various stages of BETA testing. Unless you were involved back then you will never be an EVE historian.


It's true, look at all those dumb people studying ancient history... they haven't realized it's all dead people! lol!!!

efb by nick Embarassed

Kaaii
Caldari
Kaaii-Net Research Labs
KAAII-NET
Posted - 2008.08.26 23:47:00 - [94]
 




WWDSS


SchirmerN
Amarr
x13
IT Alliance
Posted - 2008.08.26 23:59:00 - [95]
 

bored much?

Dog Solitude
Minmatar
Omega Fleet Enterprises
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2008.08.27 00:43:00 - [96]
 

Originally by: Kaaii



WWDSS




This.

Also, I enjoyed the bonus content, and still impressive at the amount of people James is able to troll with nonsense posts.

enjoi
Gallente
Diabolus Ex Machina
The Amazing Onjoi and his Educated Rodents
Posted - 2008.08.27 01:16:00 - [97]
 

Originally by: Kaaii

WWDSS




SSDD.

Yet another simply enticing read of what may or may not be an actual portrayal of the Goons last desperate attempt to try and grasp an already empty audience and reel them; nay, perhaps rally them, to a completely lost cause. While probably not quite a one thousand word attempt, let me paint the picture I see, and perhaps pick up the strands of stories yet unwoven; words so far unspoken.

You're living in a vivid fantasy world James, a landscape with hues and pigments which none but yourself can see. Logs and identities, generalizations and gestures, promises, quotes from times faded to ashes. I say fantasy because the only other word for your writing is unkindly, and only vaguely synonymous in context. You're mad.

A self-proclaimed historian I am not, but I can tell you this, if you'll allow me to pick up the strands of imagination and intrigue which you dropped here, and dispense with the overly verbose speech. It was lovely to read, I'm sure.

You're failing to recognize the strongest superpower ever to have graced Eve. You're failing to actually realize that we are unstoppable, and the forces of alliances combined cannot diminish our strength, only solidify it. What's even more ironic is that you're actually failing at failing. I'm laughing out loud. Can't you see it!? I'll break it down a little for you. Goons posted, Goons controlled the forums, Goons controlled the public opinion. That stopped, for the most part. Then you came along again! Oh dear God! The James 315 postings have doomed Goons reputation (such as it was) forever and marks a turning point in the history of the information war.

So let me dispose with the overly verbose and vague speculation and give it to you straight. You're reading this now. You all are.

We have shown you what lies beneath the name MAX.

What lies beneath BoB has already been firmly established. I have just established that the information war is now forever lost. We are the heavyweight, undisputed in combat, discipline, in mettle.

We've won, let it go.

Doosh Bagge
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2008.08.27 01:19:00 - [98]
 

Originally by: James 315
And still others will say that BoB simply wanted attention, as it always does.


Ironic, coming as it does in the midst of yet another sad Goon cry for attention.

Fanduril
Gallente
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.08.27 01:25:00 - [99]
 

Edited by: Fanduril on 27/08/2008 01:31:39
enjoi you are a very bad poster.

Rebellion
Caldari
Evolution
IT Alliance
Posted - 2008.08.27 01:43:00 - [100]
 

Edited by: Rebellion on 27/08/2008 01:44:00
Damn, it feels so good to have fans.

PS: Hi Digi. Will you try and give us the competition we need? You already know about the ultimate goal.

Tress Macneille
Caldari
Eight year old girls
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.08.27 02:24:00 - [101]
 

Originally by: Rebellion
Edited by: Rebellion on 27/08/2008 01:44:00
Damn, it feels so good to have fans.

PS: Hi Digi. Will you try and give us the competition we need? You already know about the ultimate goal.


kissing a girl?

Adm Tecumseh
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2008.08.27 02:35:00 - [102]
 

I sure am glad he is not biased.

DigitalCommunist
Gallente
November Corporation
Posted - 2008.08.27 02:36:00 - [103]
 

That's a trap Shin, and you know it. Sad

Zeoliter
Caldari
Disco Biscuits
Posted - 2008.08.27 02:37:00 - [104]
 

Originally by: Kyrie Elaison
Originally by: Zeoliter
Poasting in a "Goons are coming to Querious so best get our best forum warriors out there to wind BoB up to return South and save Razor" thread.


This is adorable. Ex-LV posting is always so cute. I'm sure Bob will come back south when Molle feels like losing another Titan. Until then, have fun chestbeating about this northern venture of yours.

Goon goies to Geminate and loses a Titan. Nice campaign.
BoB goes North and kills 8 motherships and a Titan. Max Fails.

Rubra
Caldari
J. S. Bach In memoriam
Posted - 2008.08.27 02:43:00 - [105]
 

Edited by: Rubra on 27/08/2008 02:55:50

Originally by: Evelgrivion
Edited by: Evelgrivion on 26/08/2008 17:24:42
You are not the only Historian of New Eden. Though if I were you, I wouldn't be touting myself as a Historian with these kinds of posts. You are neither unbiased nor a revealer of any special, archaic, hidden truths. If CAOD was a newspaper, this piece of yours would be in the opinion section.

I'll tell you what this thread really is; a desperate attempt to get the attention lost when you stopped being relevant back from BoB's grasp. Face the facts James, it's BoB's world now. You're just living in it.


/thread, really.

Edit: The latest SOTG was fairly awful tbh. If attacking Querious is the best you can do - short of actually committing to a long campaign to oust BoB, or defend your northern brosefs - then, quite frankly, you collectively fail.

In Darius' statement, it seemed that the stalwart goonies were just plain bored with the state of affairs and even the latest hack job by James is a poor attempt to drum up activity and hope. C'mon, kick the pubbies already and get back to enjoying the game. Wink

Eskalin
Minmatar
Evolution
The Initiative.
Posted - 2008.08.27 02:59:00 - [106]
 

amazing how fickle the masses are isn't it.
Wink

Local Her0
Minmatar
La Mancha Corp
Posted - 2008.08.27 03:50:00 - [107]
 

Originally by: Zeoliter

Goon goies to Geminate and loses a Titan. Nice campaign.
BoB goes North and kills 8 motherships and a Titan. Max Fails.


more like:
Goons go to Geminate to remove Smashkill. Remove them. Nice campaign.
MAX-Nap-Fest goes North to kick some ass. Get their asses kicked. Goes back to only fight when victory is garanteed. Welp.

Graalum
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2008.08.27 03:53:00 - [108]
 

Originally by: Local Her0
Originally by: Zeoliter

Goon goies to Geminate and loses a Titan. Nice campaign.
BoB goes North and kills 8 motherships and a Titan. Max Fails.


more like:
Goons go to Geminate to remove Smashkill. Remove them. Nice campaign.
MAX-Nap-Fest goes North to kick some ass. Get their asses kicked. Goes back to only fight when victory is garanteed. Welp.


ahahaha look at you

Rebellion
Caldari
Evolution
IT Alliance
Posted - 2008.08.27 04:54:00 - [109]
 

Perhaps only in as much as EVE itself is the trap

Ampoliros
Minmatar
Aperture Harmonics
K162
Posted - 2008.08.27 05:06:00 - [110]
 

Originally by: James 315
Hmmm?

....

(Proceed to Bonus Content!) ****


Is all this going to be on the test? cause I have like, three more classes to study for too

Zeoliter
Caldari
Disco Biscuits
Posted - 2008.08.27 06:44:00 - [111]
 

Originally by: Local Her0
Originally by: Zeoliter

Goon goies to Geminate and loses a Titan. Nice campaign.
BoB goes North and kills 8 motherships and a Titan. Max Fails.


more like:
Goons go to Geminate to remove Smashkill. Remove them. Nice campaign.
MAX-Nap-Fest goes North to kick some ass. Get their asses kicked. Goes back to only fight when victory is garanteed. Welp.

I know man, I feel your pain.

Antoine Lefevre
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2008.08.27 06:47:00 - [112]
 

Bonus content 10/10.

Max Bauer
Minmatar
Happy Tree Friends
Posted - 2008.08.27 07:06:00 - [113]
 

james, i like your style. pure comedy. nothing else. keep it up, it entertains a lot people at their boring daily business at work.

Miss Darwin
Minmatar
Natural Killers
Posted - 2008.08.27 09:25:00 - [114]
 

Originally by: Local Her0
Originally by: Zeoliter

Goon goies to Geminate and loses a Titan. Nice campaign.
BoB goes North and kills 8 motherships and a Titan. Max Fails.


more like:
Goons go to Geminate to remove Smashkill. Remove them. Nice campaign.
MAX-Nap-Fest goes North to kick some ass. Get their asses kicked. Goes back to only fight when victory is garanteed. Welp.


ahaha try again plz oh plzzzzzLaughing

128th ABC123
Caldari
Lucky Clover Investments
Posted - 2008.08.27 09:36:00 - [115]
 

You are an arrogant @ss for thinking that Eve history revolves about Bob and Goons...

To be honest, most people don't give a hoot.

The political arena has changed, other factions have become far more threatening and have shown far more hunger to conquer their neighbors than the Bob of old.




Malaphar
Amarr
FinFleet
Raiden.
Posted - 2008.08.27 10:38:00 - [116]
 

Hello again people of CAOD!
Very Happy

Now IMHO we shouldn't be too harsh with the Thread starter...after all, the only reason Goons exist is to provide a faint counterpart to BoB...and faint it is, but nonetheless they do exist.

If James 315 is living a phantasmagoria, again it's not his fault : some people were irreparably affected by the Goons propaganda over the months/years.

During the recent past events, the existence of Goonswarm was questioned by many humble inhabitants of CAOD and only after looking at Sov Maps people saw that Goons still exist.
Of course this kind of thinking is deeply and badly affecting the TRUE Goon like James 315.And he decided to try and let the people of CAOD know that Goons still exist not only on a Sov Map but also on the forums.
For that, we must appreciate at least his efforts!

Anyways, everything he says in his posts (except the part with Regions controlled by BoB) are a pretty well-written Science Fiction Novel.

The effects of the MAX campaign are already felt by NC the hard way...now about what the future holds for us, well , that only time will be able to tell.Smile

Until then, just try to fly safe and fight more and post less on CAOD (this is for non-goons of course).


Yours truly ,


Will Hunter
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2008.08.27 12:41:00 - [117]
 

what a terrible op, please someone kick this pubbie

BiggusDixusMaximus
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2008.08.27 14:01:00 - [118]
 

Edited by: BiggusDixusMaximus on 27/08/2008 14:02:30
Originally by: Local Her0

more like:
Goons go to Geminate to remove Smashkill. Remove them. Nice campaign.
MAX-Nap-Fest goes North to kick some ass. Get their asses kicked. Goes back to only fight when victory is garanteed. Welp.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA.

OK, I got my breath back.

Lets see shall we my young padawan? Lets talk about what BoB has so far achieved during it's MAX campaign shall we?

Taken multiple stations, all of them at one point cyno jammed.

Taken down several cyno jammers in systems with multiple hostile titans in system.

Killed on 2 separate occasions 6 motherships, 3 in one battle, 3 in another. No one has even killed 2 motherships in one battle, let alone 3.

Killed a Titan right after killing another cyno jammer in the system of VFK that the NC said was going to bleed BoB dry.

Have taken well over 100 high end moon POS's from RA and NC. Result from high end moons confiscated: feather that broke RA's already splintered backbone.

But, goons were able to take down SMASHKILL........lawls. Here's a cookie. Congrats on that stupendous, nearly impossible task!

I guess using this information by all means then BoB has gotten their asses handed to them Rolling Eyes


Pamangkin
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2008.08.27 14:13:00 - [119]
 

Originally by: BiggusDixusMaximus


But, goons were able to take down SMASHKILL........lawls. Here's a cookie. Congrats on that stupendous, nearly impossible task!



But Peoke is the best leader one can ever have.

IronGoldenEagle
Caldari
The New Era
C0NVICTED
Posted - 2008.08.27 14:13:00 - [120]
 

10/10 I loled at the trailer!


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