Posted - 2008.08.08 19:17:00 - [31]

 

So many of you are choosing kinda epically mournful songs. Funerals are depressing enough without some music that makes you want to top yourself as well.

Apart from my earlier choice of linkypops. I would want THIS! (From Kiki's delivery service)

Posted - 2008.08.08 20:10:00 - [33]

 

Posted - 2008.08.08 21:08:00 - [35]

 

I might go with "Inpropagation" by Carcass.

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Insipid fumes bellow from the atrabilious chimney
Whilst in the sanctified crevet I calmly pillage and rake
For hot dry powdered human slag
Still steaming in the crematorium's grate

Bio-organic ebullition, bones tar, tallow dehydrates
For my deleterious horticulture so that I may cultivate

Your mortal mechanism dies - in nutrients rich
In the hallowed turf you lie - just for the taking

Charred sinew's as good as lime, no phosphates do I need
Deteriorated flesh used as top-soil, to replenish and nourish seed
Spreading this human potash, as ash matured
Recycling my rich harvest, bring out your dead...for use as manure...

Irrigating tears are shed, but the ground still must be fed

Tipping and dusting up the spilt contents of urns
Every morsel that glows like ember on the fire
Extinguishing all hope of beatrific dispatch
These charred chassis desired

Exequiet rites now performed, a coronach sooting up the flu
Enter my execrable inferno, even in the after-life there's work to do

The nitrogen content's high - but the flesh is weak
At the graveside mourners cry - you're never to wake again

Burnt brisket renews the ground, to germinate my seed
Cremated bodies are my spoil, to use them as plant-feed
Ploughing this abhorrent human manure
Seeding my rich harvest, bring out your dead...for the soils to devour...

Dry the dead are bled, because the ground must be fed
And there's still no rest for the dead

I propagate - dust in the grate
Ashes to ashes - dust to dust, diluted in water and sprayed on crops
Charcoal, fats, flesh and soot fertilising pasture with active fertile rot

Incumbent - latent calories are spent

Ashes to ashes - dust to dust renewing the land with corpses corrupt
Mortuary scrapings, hearses a must, to the hot hearth the deceased are trussed

Harvesting the defouled, to fertilize my soil
Rejuvenating the spent with my fecundate spoils...

Reaping the gone, to nourish the land
Replenishing exhausted pasture with my uncanny sleight of hand
Restoring the unnatural balance, sowing my seed
Defalcating the departed, I rapt and glean...

So I recite my contrite lament, lacrimation for the dead
Their rest which I disturb...
Where should stand row upon row of cold grey remembrance stones
My cash crops now grow...

Posted - 2008.08.08 21:24:00 - [37]

 

I want to die to the tune of this.

Posted - 2008.08.09 21:10:00 - [39]

 

Within Temptation - The Swan Song

Posted - 2008.08.10 01:14:00 - [41]

 

Edited by: Xevan Templar on 10/08/2008 01:18:50

my top 5 atm:

1 Sugar Hiccup - Five Years

2 Nine Inch Nails - Beside You in Time

3 Jane's Addiction - Three Days

4 Massive Attack - Angel

5 Fleetwood Mac - Oh Well

(in my country you can have 5 songs play at your funeral, so 5 songs it is )

Posted - 2008.08.14 23:15:00 - [43]

 

Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny

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*Pokes dead thread with a stick*

I just came across Death of it All by Rob Zombie

That's the perfect funeral song right there

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Rob Zombie <3 Try Dragula, and the crowd goes wild

Posted - 2008.08.14 23:55:00 - [45]

 

Originally by: Danton Marcellus

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All Along The Watchtower, Hendrix version

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This.

Posted - 2008.08.14 23:58:00 - [47]

 

for me would have to be "Ed is Dead" by the Pixies

Posted - 2008.08.15 06:48:00 - [49]

 

Originally by: Rhanna Khurin

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Originally by: Shigsy

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Still Alive. tbh imo

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That Godsmack song? MEH! That's one of the worst songs ever made. The cheesiness of it is off the scale!

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I believe he might mean the Portal Theme Tune.

My choice would Ernie the Fastest Milkman in the West

Posted - 2008.08.15 13:04:00 - [51]

 

Always look on the bright side of life... what else?

Posted - 2008.08.17 12:33:00 - [53]

 

Edited by: Fuglife on 17/08/2008 12:33:33
Im thinking of going with either Cannibal Corpse - Necropeadophile. Or **** **** (axxx cxxx) - I Snuck A ****** In To A Sperm Bank. I also want a Jack in the box coffin.