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Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2008.07.09 04:43:00 - [1]
 


Fellow Slave Holders I have placed a large order for slaves in Amarr and another in Tash-Murkon Prime this day. These are added to the large orders I already have placed in Kador and several other regions this week. Soon I will begin the process of moving my primary home from Tash-Murkon to Sarum Prime. While I've purchased a large plot of land on Sarum Prime I was unable to find a suitable home with room for a chapel. As a result I have made the decision to move my current home brick by brick to the new planet.

I will need to obtain a large number of slaves to engineer this move of my humble residence.

Photograph of home on Tash-Murkon Prime

Currently the land on Sarum Prime is being terraformed to match identically the current site on Tash-Murkon Prime as I've enjoyed the lake down the hill from the house. I believe the slaves digging the lake should be done in a few more weeks as they've been working on it for some time.

Once the site is prepared and the slave orders I've placed on the markets are filled I'll begin the disassembly of my home for transport. As my freighters are usually busy hauling ship to market and the front I will need to utilize the general contract/courier market to help move my belongings. Also many dozen Bestower trips will be necessary to move small items. I plan to offer generous contracts to those who would haul the construction block packages in courier mission for me and once the home is moved and reassembled I will be reviewing the courier records and awarding several gifts to those who moved the most for me.

Thus I will ask all fellow slave holders to aid in filling the large orders I've placed in several regions. As you can not determine by the market who has placed an order there is always the chance that others may buy the slaves however my orders are being watched and prices adjusted. They are the top paying buy orders in each region and I expect only top quality slaves who are well trained and behaved. I offer SPCS accredited housing facilities, excellent food and medical care and opportunities for enlightenment as I do to all my slaves. The slaves you sell me will be well cared for and will learn that doing their duty has rewards far beyond any ficticious "freedom" they may've dreamt about on some barren Matari planet.

I thank all the Slave Holders who are able to aid me in this large endeavour.

Archbishop




Gaius Kador
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2008.07.09 09:08:00 - [2]
 

My dear friend.

Allow me to send you one hundred of my best stock to Serve your new residence as tenders once the task of moving has been completed.

A beautiful compound indeed, Archbishop, and a Grace onto God.

Stitcher
Caldari
Posted - 2008.07.09 09:43:00 - [3]
 

It's a little ostentatious, isn't it?

BloodBird
Nova Foundry
Posted - 2008.07.09 10:23:00 - [4]
 

Yeah,it is. His choice though, guess be must like having far to much space than he needs.

Karismao
Gallente
Stolen Flame Industries
Posted - 2008.07.09 10:33:00 - [5]
 

The Amarr mentallity at display here is an excellent example on why the Amarr can never win a war.

You are so weak, that you are dependant on slaves to do the work for you, intead of getting your hands dirty yourself.

You always expect others to do your work.

I am puzzled why you believe that any gods would protect such a pathetic race as you.






Malakai Draevyn
Caldari
Knights Of Anarchy
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2008.07.09 10:54:00 - [6]
 

"I will need to obtain a large number of slaves to engineer this move of my humble residence."

Humble ? Is someone perhaps compensating for something here ?



Gaius Kador
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2008.07.09 13:01:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Karismao
You are so weak, that you are dependant on slaves to do the work for you, intead of getting your hands dirty yourself.

You always expect others to do your work.




For ten milennia we struggled in the desert, our Scripture tells us.

Digging a lake is but a small step on the path of redemption for these slaves.

Belatu Cadro
Minmatar
Kinda'Shujaa
Posted - 2008.07.09 16:15:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Gaius Kador
Originally by: Karismao
You are so weak, that you are dependant on slaves to do the work for you, intead of getting your hands dirty yourself.

You always expect others to do your work.




For ten milennia we struggled in the desert, our Scripture tells us.

Digging a lake is but a small step on the path of redemption for these slaves.


The only redemption they need is to water their painblades in your and your kinds blood.

Rayna Altschul
Posted - 2008.07.09 16:25:00 - [9]
 

My Lord Archbishop,

My liege lord and benefactor has over fouteen thousand well behaved and docile slaves, which is well in excess of what he needs. The Holders in his charge have taken to using them for sport, which, while not frowned upon, is a waste of resources. I will forward your name and your request to him at my next audience

Respectfully Submitted,

Rayna

Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Posted - 2008.07.09 16:54:00 - [10]
 

Anyone not already on MXD's kill list who provides slaves for this endeavour can consider themselves kill on sight by any MXD pilot or asset for a length of time not exceeding a non-temporary cessation of their vital functions.

Hero Crane
Caldari
Posted - 2008.07.09 17:54:00 - [11]
 

Just another example of how sickening Amarr excess is. This is why they'll never be nothing more than a pathetic religious cult, unworthy of anything of true worth.

Darth Sage
Amarr
En-Slavers
Posted - 2008.07.09 19:26:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Anyone not already on MXD's kill list who provides slaves for this endeavour can consider themselves kill on sight by any MXD pilot or asset for a length of time not exceeding a non-temporary cessation of their vital functions.

For that reason alone i shall gift the gentleman
some of my best slave i had been saving for use
at a special dinner party.

Babs Johnson
Unknown Soldiers
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2008.07.09 19:48:00 - [13]
 

Archie, darling, you've added a new wing since I was last there!


Malleus Andropov
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2008.07.09 20:22:00 - [14]
 

Splendid!

allow me to introduce you to some friends of mine on Sarum Prime, I know you will be most welcome here.

Illuvian
Tribal Special Operations
Posted - 2008.07.09 21:20:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Darth Sage
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Anyone not already on MXD's kill list who provides slaves for this endeavour can consider themselves kill on sight by any MXD pilot or asset for a length of time not exceeding a non-temporary cessation of their vital functions.

For that reason alone i shall gift the gentleman
some of my best slave i had been saving for use
at a special dinner party.



Surprisingly lucid...

Hero Crane
Caldari
Posted - 2008.07.09 21:34:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Darth Sage
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Anyone not already on MXD's kill list who provides slaves for this endeavour can consider themselves kill on sight by any MXD pilot or asset for a length of time not exceeding a non-temporary cessation of their vital functions.

For that reason alone i shall gift the gentleman
some of my best slave i had been saving for use
at a special dinner party.



*sigh*....disgusting

Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
Posted - 2008.07.09 21:51:00 - [17]
 

You have slaves digging a lake for your private house on Sarum Prime I, while Sarum Prime III (Mekhios) is unrestored?

I am quite surprised that you of all people would act in this way.

Stitcher
Caldari
Posted - 2008.07.10 00:52:00 - [18]
 

I think he has a lot of confidence in your sheep.

Two thoughts now spring to mind. The first is that I doubt anybody has ever before uttered that particular sentence in the whole of human history.

The second is an idle wondering as to whether "Sarum Prime I" should more accurately be called "Sarum Prime Prime"..

Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2008.07.10 00:54:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Anneka Tong
You have slaves digging a lake for your private house on Sarum Prime I, while Sarum Prime III (Mekhios) is unrestored?

I am quite surprised that you of all people would act in this way.


This is why it's taking so long for the lake to be dug. Most of my slaves are working with relief efforts and I've only kept a few on hand to continue in their enlightenment training. This is also why I've put out such large buy orders. I already own a large quantity of slaves but with them unavailable to me working on the relief effort I'm forced to bring in new slaves.

Rest assured the duty of the Empire and this victimized planet are priority #1.

Archbishop

Stitcher
Caldari
Posted - 2008.07.10 00:56:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Archbishop
Rest assured the duty of the Empire and this victimized planet are priority #1.


Oh dear. The Jacuzzi got bumped down the list did it?

Gottii
Minmatar
Lutinari Syndicate
Electus Matari
Posted - 2008.07.10 01:14:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Archbishop

Indulgent Rubbish....





I'm having my chief engineer check my universal translator on my pod after this post. I think its mistranslating the word "sacrifice" for the Amarrian word for "sociopathic selfishness".

I mean, not even an Amarrian "holy man" would be so brazen, so hypocritical as to give a sermon about the importance of sacrifice, and then mere days later devert manpower and freighters to transporting his ridiculously huge villa brick by brick between worlds. Certainly not at a time when the 24th Crusade is all but broken and your failing Empire is hemoraging territory to the Tribes at every turn, and when the Gallente have been raiding Amarrian militia shipping in the Khanid Kingdom itself would he indulge in such luxury.

<laughter>

I mean, if you did preach about the importance of sacrifice before this ridiculous post, I don't know what would be more laughable, your piety or your patriotism. If this is the Amarrian ideal of sacrificing for God and country, no wonder your Empire and race seem to have no warriors left...


Hero Crane
Caldari
Posted - 2008.07.10 01:21:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Gottii
Originally by: Archbishop

Indulgent Rubbish....





I'm having my chief engineer check my universal translator on my pod after this post. I think its mistranslating the word "sacrifice" for the Amarrian word for "sociopathic selfishness".

I mean, not even an Amarrian "holy man" would be so brazen, so hypocritical as to give a sermon about the importance of sacrifice, and then mere days later devert manpower and freighters to transporting his ridiculously huge villa brick by brick between worlds. Certainly not at a time when the 24th Crusade is all but broken and your failing Empire is hemoraging territory to the Tribes at every turn, and when the Gallente have been raiding Amarrian militia shipping in the Khanid Kingdom itself would he indulge in such luxury.

<laughter>

I mean, if you did preach about the importance of sacrifice before this ridiculous post, I don't know what would be more laughable, your piety or your patriotism. If this is the Amarrian ideal of sacrificing for God and country, no wonder your Empire and race seem to have no warriors left...




...

Next time you're in Igne, Gotti, Drinks are on me.

^^

Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2008.07.10 02:22:00 - [23]
 

Quote:
I mean, not even an Amarrian "holy man" would be so brazen, so hypocritical as to give a sermon about the importance of sacrifice, and then mere days later devert manpower and freighters to transporting his ridiculously huge villa brick by brick between worlds. Certainly not at a time when the 24th Crusade is all but broken and your failing Empire is hemoraging territory to the Tribes at every turn, and when the Gallente have been raiding Amarrian militia shipping in the Khanid Kingdom itself would he indulge in such luxury.


You'll notice I spoke of plans to move the home in the future tense. First I've had to arrange the purchase of more slaves as my own slaves were sacrificed to the relief efforts. But it wasn't a sacrifice at all it was duty. You've obviously read the wrong part of my sermon. Perhaps though more telling is the fact that despite your little ambush attack nothing has changed in the empire and we still walk in the shadow of a mighty God. For all the "raiding" you're speaking of things are remarkably calm in the Throne Worlds and it's business as usual.

As for using a couple of slaves to dig a lake and you implying that somehow affects the war I'll remind you slaves are not combat pilots thus the use of slaves in any operation in the empire on any estate affects nil the progress of the empire in the war. The 90%+ of my slave stock currently working on relief efforts are seeing firsthand the destruction and treachery of the Minmatar attack. This will benefit them as they see the immense suffering and damage caused by your "Elders". They have also been shown repeatedly the destruction of the Elder fleet by Lady Sarums forces and are now more convinced then ever that God is on the side of the Amarr.

Travel along now slave-kin back to your cave and pray you do not fall victim to some evil slaver who doesn't follow the SPCS guidelines and treat his slaves as well as I do. I would though like to invite you to come and visit my slaves personally so I can show you some Amarrian hospitality first hand.

Archbishop

Vreena
Caldari
Yurai-Tenshin Zaibatsu
Celestial Imperative
Posted - 2008.07.10 02:41:00 - [24]
 

That is one HELL of a house.

Retromash
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
Posted - 2008.07.10 03:32:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Archbishop

Photograph of home on Tash-Murkon Prime




I say nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Julianus Soter
Gallente
Moira.
Posted - 2008.07.10 03:48:00 - [26]
 

*bursts out laughing, tries to contain himself, and finally regains composure*

This is the most wasteful use of power and resources I've ever heard of. Besides, perhaps, one of the larger podder wars in the outlying regions, where tens of thousands of crew might die in a day.

On a personal note, you truly are a deluded old fool.

*sighs and cuts comms*




Garion Avarr
Amarr
Adhocracy Incorporated
Posted - 2008.07.10 04:54:00 - [27]
 

While I cannot provide any slaves, I would be available to help assist in the moving once you are ready for this stage.

Ethidium Bromide
Amarr
ZEALOT WARRIORS AGAINST TERRORISTS
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2008.07.10 08:10:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Retromash
Originally by: Archbishop

Photograph of home on Tash-Murkon Prime




I say nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


that would make the water in the lake a tad too warm!

nah real good terraforming is done by slaves, everyone knows that!

Archbishop i will happily supply a portion of my best stock!

Sythra Coratana
Amarr
True Seer
Posted - 2008.07.10 11:12:00 - [29]
 

This, actually surprises me for once. I cannot even begin to grasp the reason behind such an... effort. Count yourself lucky I am not allowed in domain anymore Archbishop.

Capt Kees
THE INSURGENCY
DEFI4NT
Posted - 2008.07.10 11:22:00 - [30]
 

Slaves too dig a lake... How...Crude..

I prefer too take some explosives, place them around some strategic places and blow that lake right out of the soil..

And just have a small number of slaves clean up the mess afterwards.. Saves at least 100.000 slaves and provisions too nurture them, transportation costs, housing etc etc etc..

Faster and Cheaper..


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