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Aran Makor
Caldari
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Posted - 2008.06.12 11:42:00 - [1]
 

You know you play too much EVE when....

I work in the restaurant business, and i caught myself looking for Ctrl + Q on the time clock.....

I have referred to tips as ISK.

I have debated if a Small Mobile Warp Bubble would completely encompass the entrance door.

Astria Tiphareth
Caldari
24th Imperial Crusade
Posted - 2008.06.12 11:44:00 - [2]
 

Originally by: Aran Makor
I have debated if a Small Mobile Warp Bubble would completely encompass the entrance door.


This most definitely got a laugh.

Aran Makor
Caldari
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Posted - 2008.06.12 11:50:00 - [3]
 

I have even referred to the break room as a safespot. The freezer doubles as a deep safespot.

Furious Hawk
Caldari
Farlight Council
Posted - 2008.06.12 11:58:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Furious Hawk on 12/06/2008 11:58:18
I'll have a Hurricane with shield tank, hold the tackle.

CRUSH BOSS
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2008.06.12 12:01:00 - [5]
 

I have to admit, i have made reference to my girlfriend as a "warp disruptor"

Viqtoria
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2008.06.12 12:02:00 - [6]
 

I often refer to the people i murder in rl as carebears. 3922 characters left.

Free Merchant
Brick Pharmaceuticals and Chicken Wings LLC.
Posted - 2008.06.12 12:04:00 - [7]
 

A friend once told me (when we were first getting into PVP) that he was walking down an ally and turned the corner, only to see a large group of several kids waiting around and hanging out; thinking it was a gank squad he moved back around the building, then he realized he was in fact not playing eve, and went about his way feeling a bit silly.YARRRR!!

Aran Makor
Caldari
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Posted - 2008.06.12 12:04:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Furious Hawk
Edited by: Furious Hawk on 12/06/2008 11:58:18
I'll have a Hurricane with shield tank, hold the tackle.



Would you like rigs with that?

Ilvan
Gallente
Post with your Brain
Posted - 2008.06.12 12:05:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Aran Makor
You know you play too much EVE when....

...you make "You know you play too much EVE" threads.

Aran Makor
Caldari
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Posted - 2008.06.12 12:06:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Ilvan
Originally by: Aran Makor
You know you play too much EVE when....

...you make "You know you play too much EVE" threads.



Frankly, i find your comment a lolsteak, smothered in lolsauce, with a side of mashed lol.

AlienHand
Posted - 2008.06.12 12:10:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: CRUSH BOSS
I have to admit, i have made reference to my girlfriend as a "warp disruptor"
Hahaha - it's funny 'caus it's true ;)

Morgan Lorus
Caldari
Unstable Reaction Inc.
Posted - 2008.06.12 12:17:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: CRUSH BOSS
I have to admit, i have made reference to my girlfriend as a "warp disruptor"


Deep Core Mining 5 should handle that.

JafoPBCFR
One Stop Mining Shop
Posted - 2008.06.12 12:18:00 - [13]
 

Where i am theres a heavy Police presence. Someguy Filpped out and they had to tazzer him (Warp Scram).

And the way it happen i thought CONCORDED!

I really need toget a life!Shocked

Aran Makor
Caldari
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Posted - 2008.06.12 12:22:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: JafoPBCFR
Where i am theres a heavy Police presence. Someguy Filpped out and they had to tazzer him (Warp Scram).

And the way it happen i thought CONCORDED!

I really need toget a life!Shocked


You saw someone get tazzed (sp?) and you thought about EVE? Personally, i would thought more of "Damn, i bet that hurt!"

Aran Makor
Caldari
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Posted - 2008.06.12 12:29:00 - [15]
 

Moar i say! Moar! Lets here it! Its the internet, you post stupid stories about yourself, and it wont go any further than here! Just like COAD!

CRUSH BOSS
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2008.06.12 12:30:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Morgan Lorus
Originally by: CRUSH BOSS
I have to admit, i have made reference to my girlfriend as a "warp disruptor"


Deep Core Mining 5 should handle that.


Hahaha nice.

Lord Evangelian
Gallente
The White Mantle
Malum Exuro
Posted - 2008.06.12 12:35:00 - [17]
 

you know when you play EVE to much when your playing COD4 with your bro and you both kill a guy and you ask him for th ekill mail...

He then said whats a kill mail, and I made up some phoney excuse about it being a type of letterbomb special item, at which point he logged off...










he arrive at my house later that day and slaped me round the head and said "I thought I told you not to play that EVE game..."...Rolling Eyes

Vivisacia
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
Posted - 2008.06.12 12:36:00 - [18]
 

I now regularly say Isk instead of pounds to myself, when counting money or looking at my bills. It's quite disconcerting.

CCP finnz.

Posted - 2008.06.12 13:05:00 - [19]
 

Edited by: CCP finnz. on 12/06/2008 13:04:54
I loll'ed

Ratuu
Gallente
The Darkness Within
Posted - 2008.06.12 13:09:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Ratuu on 12/06/2008 13:10:11
A good while ago, I went on holiday and saw the greek airline 'Helios' check-in desk.
My first reaction was to think that there was a cov-ops in system and should I get it announced on the tannoy system that I had a scout on my grid... til reality sunk in. (the sign was green too!)

JamnOne
Amarr
Posted - 2008.06.12 13:13:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: CRUSH BOSS
I have to admit, i have made reference to my girlfriend as a "warp disruptor"
According to my friends - Eve is my girlfriend. We even have a date after work today.

R McGunne
Posted - 2008.06.12 13:32:00 - [22]
 

... buying a new car the past weekend and while test driving, I asked the salesman what size launchers will fit ...

... while I was playing the wife came to my desk to talk to me, and I opened People and Places to try and add her to the block list ...

... got woken up from a snooze by the doorbell, being scared to open it, realizing I do not have a scout alt on the other side ...

RedeyeAce
Caldari
Solar Revenue Service
Posted - 2008.06.12 14:07:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: R McGunne while I was playing the wife came to my desk to talk to me, and I opened People and Places to try and add her to the block list ...[/quote


You just made my sig on our alliance forum..

and you just made me day..I LOL'd

Aran Makor
Caldari
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Posted - 2008.06.12 23:47:00 - [24]
 

....Finding yourself you could ECM stupid people....
....Giving "bumps!" in real life means jail time....
....Find yourself wishing Wal Mart was not hisec....

Mattikus
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2008.06.12 23:57:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: JamnOne
Originally by: CRUSH BOSS
I have to admit, i have made reference to my girlfriend as a "warp disruptor"
According to my friends - Eve is my girlfriend. We even have a date after work today.


I laughed :)

Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.06.12 23:58:00 - [26]
 

When you see a screenshot or watch a eve video and you try to change the camera view

Amalath Tari
Tau Online Explorator Corp
Posted - 2008.06.13 00:08:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
When you see a screenshot or watch a eve video and you try to change the camera view

Every time.
We sooo need a battle recording function.

Dosgar
Caldari
Missions Mining and Mayhem
Chain of Chaos
Posted - 2008.06.13 00:10:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
When you see a screenshot or watch a eve video and you try to change the camera view


Every f*ckin time :)

I saw some school kids the other day handing around a little access gate to a field near my home the other day and immediately thought 'gate camp'. There's actually two gates connected via a long pathway, so thankfully I was able to backtrack and go the long route...

Maglorre
Posted - 2008.06.13 00:17:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: R McGunne

... while I was playing the wife came to my desk to talk to me, and I opened People and Places to try and add her to the block list ...

That is just brilliant!

Aran Makor
Caldari
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Posted - 2008.06.13 00:21:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
When you see a screenshot or watch a eve video and you try to change the camera view


Ive found myself running my finger across the function keys...in an attempt to activate my weapons modules while watch Youtube EVE videos....im glad i have a house where the doors close, or id be really embarassed.


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