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Ayumi Sang
Posted - 2008.06.01 08:05:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Ayumi Sang on 01/06/2008 10:05:31
Edited by: Ayumi Sang on 01/06/2008 08:12:52
Edited by: Ayumi Sang on 01/06/2008 08:12:06
This is a petition I made:

Im currently a member Infinity Miners Union. A mining corp in the region Placid. This weekend we got a war declaration from an Alliance called "BlackHand.". There a mafiacorp and they want us to to pay them protection money. We didnt pay them so there now trying to kill as many of us as possible. This is all cool and part of the game.

I have quit a bit of combat experience and checking local. And when yesterday when I was doing mission with a friend I saw them enter local and we decided to dock up. Ending up getting station camped in a station that had nothing for sale. At that point I got a call from a friend asking me to come over to his place to play some Poker. I was ofcourse happy to come since I was being station camped.

When I got home at 0200 I noticed I was in Osmeden the place where I set my clone. I had no idea why it happend. But basicly im 20 years old and I live at home with my parents.

At that point I started to realize what had happend. Yesterday the internet on our main computer (im playing on a laptop) has broken down.

My mom wanted to check her email and decided to do so on my laptop. I still had EVE open because I wanted to bore the guys station camping me too dead. My mom then with her lack of knowlage of computers and games not knowing how to exit the game pressed undock. Flying my poor character into into dead. At that point there was only a vagabond outside the station. Since that was the only one on the killmail. But with noone to activate the shields and return fire it probably took him a min or 2 to kill me. Losing me my pvp Raven with had some faction gear. And a +4 implant set but without the charisma one. And 5 +3% hardwiring implants.

And since "BlackHand." is getting more cash out of the war then its paying. Me losing faction gear too them is probably gonne extend the war even further. The idea was to just bore them to dead.

But my mom managed to ruin it by pressing one button. And she ofcourse doesnt understand the pain she caused me. The Raven I lost was like a baby to me. Slowly growing with each module I added to it.

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2008.05.31 19:33:00

Victim: Ayumi Sang
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Infinity Miners Union
Destroyed: Raven
System: Yria
Security: 0.5
Damage Taken: 26842

Involved parties:

Name: Takis Shiro (laid the final blow)
Security: 2.6
Alliance: Black Hand.
Corp: Ore Mongers
Ship: Vagabond
Weapon: Warrior II
Damage Done: 26842

Destroyed items:

X-Large Shield Booster II
Heat Dissipation Field II
Vespa I (Drone Bay)
Cap Booster 800, Qty: 5
Power Diagnostic System II
Capacitor Control Circuit I
Caldari Navy Paradise Cruise Missile, Qty: 48
Hornet I (Drone Bay)
Ballistic Deflection Field II
Dread Guristas Ballistic Control System
Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer I
Anti-Thermal Screen Reinforcer I
Heavy Diminishing Power System Drain I
Caldari Navy Devastator Cruise Missile, Qty: 47
'Arbalest' Cruise Launcher I, Qty: 6
Dread Guristas Shield Boost Amplifier
Hammerhead I, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Medium Secure Container (Cargo)
Wrath Cruise Missile, Qty: 445 (In Container)
Cap Booster 800, Qty: 8

Dropped items:

Invulnerability Field II
Heavy Capacitor Booster II
Power Diagnostic System II
Caldari Navy Cataclysm Cruise Missile, Qty: 48
Damage Control II
Dread Guristas Ballistic Control System
Wrath Cruise Missile, Qty: 243 (Cargo)
E50 Prototype Energy Vampire
Hammerhead I, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)

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I hope you guys understand and reinburse my ship and perhaps my implants too.

Regards,

Ayumi Sang

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Dont critize my ships tank or anything. I was helping a friend with a mission. And im not expecting to get a refund.

Ilvan
Gallente
Post with your Brain
Posted - 2008.06.01 08:07:00 - [2]
 

Laughing

xDow
Unicorne Riders
Posted - 2008.06.01 08:09:00 - [3]
 

ROFL

Jinx Barker
Caldari
GFB Scientific
Posted - 2008.06.01 08:12:00 - [4]
 

You are Ok.

My GF undocked my full faction fitted Rattlesnake and fired on a CONCORD command near the station. This was about 2 years ago, and at the time ship was about 5 Billion ISK....

So, its all good, you will manage.

annoing
Amarr
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
Posted - 2008.06.01 08:16:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Ayumi Sang
I hope you guys understand and reinburse my ship and perhaps my implants too.



Will never happen i'm afraid. Your mum's inexperience won't make CCP re-imburse your losses. Nice try though Wink.


Ellmar
Posted - 2008.06.01 08:16:00 - [6]
 

LaughingLaughing oh well i hope u won your poker game sitting in a station afk and your mum undocks you more like you did thinking there was only one in system......

If your not playing close eve down and stwich off your pc/laptop i can not belive you have wasted ccp's time with this stuiped petition for something that is your fault

Ayumi Sang
Posted - 2008.06.01 08:18:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Ayumi Sang on 01/06/2008 08:19:18
It doesn't hurt to try. And if its anyone fault. It would be my mom's for using my laptop without asking.

Demtalin le'Mercennaire
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2008.06.01 08:24:00 - [8]
 

Alt tab it next time then?

Havohej
Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics
Posted - 2008.06.01 08:27:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: Havohej on 01/06/2008 08:27:13
lol

EDIT: I didn't cry, though.

Ayumi Sang
Posted - 2008.06.01 08:47:00 - [10]
 

Didnt cry outloud. But it definatly hurt on the inside.

TimMc
Brutal Deliverance
Gypsy Band
Posted - 2008.06.01 08:55:00 - [11]
 

Shut down eve next time.

Riethe
Posted - 2008.06.01 08:58:00 - [12]
 

Do you honestly think I, or anyone, including CCP, are going to believe this story? What a joke.

It's obvious that your mom and your friend are both part of BlackHand and set this up to get you killed.

Tough luck buddy, next time know who your real mom is and maybe this won't happen to you.


PS: you live at home lol

Maglorre
Posted - 2008.06.01 09:00:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Ayumi Sang
Edited by: Ayumi Sang on 01/06/2008 08:19:18
It doesn't hurt to try. And if its anyone fault. It would be my mom's for using my laptop without asking.

Wrong, it wastes the time of the GMs when they could have been responding to someone who had a real problem.

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2008.06.01 09:04:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Akita T on 01/06/2008 09:07:24
Originally by: Maglorre
Originally by: Ayumi Sang
It doesn't hurt to try. And if its anyone fault. It would be my mom's for using my laptop without asking.

Wrong, it wastes the time of the GMs when they could have been responding to someone who had a real problem.

Quoted for absolute freaking, raging truth.
Even if the story is 100% true, you are still NOT entitled to a refund.
Oh, and is it SO hard to QUIT the game when docked, having absolutely nothing to do and going away from the computer for a long while ?

You're the type of person I regret having found EVE : you know it's your fault, your fault only, you suspect you won't get anything back, but you still waste GM time anyway, on the off chance you'll get something back.
You DISGUST me.

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2008.06.01 09:04:00 - [15]
 

yea almost made me laugh, but then just kinda wanted to palm face, as losing stuff like that is just your fault, add to the fact that some gm has to look at this and say no, well... Confused

Louis deGuerre
Gallente
Malevolence.
Posted - 2008.06.01 09:10:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Louis deGuerre on 01/06/2008 09:10:36
This might give a GM a smile, but he'll turn you down and rightly so.

Ammon Skycloud
Caldari
Matari Research Foundation
Posted - 2008.06.01 09:12:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Ayumi Sang
Edited by: Ayumi Sang on 01/06/2008 08:19:18
It doesn't hurt to try. And if its anyone fault. It would be my mom's for using my laptop without asking.


No, if it's anyones fault it's your own for leaving your laptop unattended while logged into eve.

Jason Edwards
Internet Tough Guy
Spreadsheets Online
Posted - 2008.06.01 09:16:00 - [18]
 

HAHA That's awesome.

HEre's your problem though. You stayed ingame while you were being station camped. Exit eve and you wont be in game. No harm done.

Abrazzar
Posted - 2008.06.01 09:24:00 - [19]
 

This thread is showing one of the reasons why reimbursement petitions take so long to get processed: People petitioning losses that are obviously not qualified for reimbursement.

shoresy
StarHunt
Fallout Project
Posted - 2008.06.01 09:36:00 - [20]
 

TBH if you undocked in that anyway you would have lost it and next time switch the pc off lol

Shoresy

Malcanis
Caldari
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2008.06.01 09:43:00 - [21]
 

Stop clogging the petition queue. If you think someone owes you a new raven, get your mom to buy you some GTCs for one.

PS Why is your "PvP" raven fitted exactly like a mission raven?

minx trader
Posted - 2008.06.01 09:52:00 - [22]
 

well i believe you. petition it, see what happens, but as no game rules were broken, ccp did nothing wrong i dont think you will get refunded. but try. watch your mum carefully, she might be a spy!!

Ayumi Sang
Posted - 2008.06.01 10:03:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Malcanis
Stop clogging the petition queue. If you think someone owes you a new raven, get your mom to buy you some GTCs for one.

PS Why is your "PvP" raven fitted exactly like a mission raven?


I'm not really expecting to get anything. At most im hoping it will give one of the GM's a good laugh. It seems to have worked for some of you here so I have high hopes.

And aboutmy setup I was helping a corp mate with a mission. My gear was in the next system.

This is what normally is fitted. Tanks 738 dps uniform, which is pretty decent for a Raven. Im actually pretty happy about it.

[Raven, Mizuki]
Dread Guristas Ballistic Control System
Dread Guristas Ballistic Control System
Damage Control II
Power Diagnostic System II
Power Diagnostic System II

X-Large Shield Booster II
Dread Guristas Shield Boost Amplifier
Heavy Capacitor Booster II, Cap Booster 800
Photon Scattering Field II
Invulnerability Field II
Invulnerability Field II

'Arbalest' Cruise Launcher I, Caldari Navy Paradise Cruise Missile
'Arbalest' Cruise Launcher I, Caldari Navy Paradise Cruise Missile
'Arbalest' Cruise Launcher I, Caldari Navy Paradise Cruise Missile
'Arbalest' Cruise Launcher I, Caldari Navy Paradise Cruise Missile
'Arbalest' Cruise Launcher I, Caldari Navy Paradise Cruise Missile
'Arbalest' Cruise Launcher I, Caldari Navy Paradise Cruise Missile
Heavy Unstable Power Fluctuator I
Medium Diminishing Power System Drain I

Semiconductor Memory Cell I
Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer I
Anti-Thermal Screen Reinforcer I

Hammerhead I x5
Hammerhead I x2


Lucifer Fellblade
Evocati.
Posted - 2008.06.01 10:31:00 - [24]
 

Takis is gonna be so happy.

I was afk next door, :(.

Ayumi Sang
Posted - 2008.06.01 10:38:00 - [25]
 

Yeah lol

Xaziar Nortocus
Forces Unknown Inc
Posted - 2008.06.01 10:48:00 - [26]
 

Mom, can i get a titan for christmas?!?!? Laughing

Anubis Xian
Ministry of War
Posted - 2008.06.01 11:02:00 - [27]
 

Nerf moms tbfh.

Melllo champers
Posted - 2008.06.01 11:02:00 - [28]
 

Good grief. Rolling Eyes




Freya Runestone
Posted - 2008.06.01 11:05:00 - [29]
 

Edited by: Freya Runestone on 01/06/2008 11:14:04
Edited by: Freya Runestone on 01/06/2008 11:11:52
Originally by: Ayumi Sang
But my mom managed to ruin it by pressing one button. And she ofcourse doesnt understand the pain she caused me. The Raven I lost was like a baby to me. Slowly growing with each module I added to it.


maybe you play a bit too much?

edit: you didn't actually petition this, did you? I hope not. unknowingly wasting GM's time is one thing.. but knowingly doing it.

AltBier
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.06.01 11:14:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Ayumi Sang
My mom then with her lack of knowlage of computers and games not knowing how to exit the game pressed undock.

LOL

Little tip - in Windows you can setup a password and then lock the computer (WindowsKey+L) so the programs keep running but no-one else can access it.


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