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Whintergrasp
Posted - 2008.05.29 11:49:00 - [1]
 

Hi all.

Got podded, nothing special. But why was the killer making a contract to me, with my corpse as item? He wanted 200k ISK for it....

Seems useless to me?!

Jovoich
Trans-Solar Works
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2008.05.29 11:51:00 - [2]
 

Start a collection of ur own corpses

H Lecter
Gallente
The Black Rabbits Academy
The Gurlstas Associates
Posted - 2008.05.29 11:54:00 - [3]
 

Forget it!

Once in cargo hold, it is just called 'male corpse' or 'female corpse'. So basically it could be anybody's body. Apart from that you will not get out any implants that you lost.

Rather start collecting corpses of the ones that you pod ;).

Cheers,

H L

Chib Ya
Minmatar
Legio Prima Victrix
Imperius Legio Victrix
Posted - 2008.05.29 12:28:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Chib Ya on 29/05/2008 12:29:43
Edited by: Chib Ya on 29/05/2008 12:29:30
Once in ur Hold do u not right click and goto show info to see some details im sure it has pilot name at the top? Question

Polcor Rodal
Amarr
Posted - 2008.05.29 12:41:00 - [5]
 

Well, you dont want to know what those people do with your corpse -
and you don´t want it back.

So, just dont buy it.

H Lecter
Gallente
The Black Rabbits Academy
The Gurlstas Associates
Posted - 2008.05.29 13:24:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Chib Ya
Edited by: Chib Ya on 29/05/2008 12:29:43
Edited by: Chib Ya on 29/05/2008 12:29:30
Once in ur Hold do u not right click and goto show info to see some details im sure it has pilot name at the top? Question


Oh, thx, never tried that. Will see today in my corpse collection Twisted Evil

Chib Ya
Minmatar
Legio Prima Victrix
Imperius Legio Victrix
Posted - 2008.05.29 13:38:00 - [7]
 

Aint 100% mate on that mate. At work atm so cant check. Im sure it is true tho, one of the other directors of the corp has some in the hanger.

Tuberider
Pothouse Cartel
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2008.05.29 13:42:00 - [8]
 

Laughing

Agent Li
Caldari
CCCP INC
Posted - 2008.05.29 13:46:00 - [9]
 

I offer the contract.

If the contract is not accepted, I put the corpse in a small secure container, label it appropriately, and anchor it near where they were killed.

Nykole
Nation of Muppets
Real Life Rejects
Posted - 2008.05.29 15:40:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Nykole on 29/05/2008 15:41:00
Originally by: H Lecter
Once in cargo hold, it is just called 'male corpse' or 'female corpse'. So basically it could be anybody's body.
Rolling Eyes you sir are incorrect as all corpses maintain the orginal pilots name.

right click >> show info -- this will show you the name of the corpse. Razz

deathtron
DEATH'S LEGION
Hell's Hide-Out
Posted - 2008.06.01 19:13:00 - [11]
 

Ow so you think your corpse is of no value to you? You are wrong.
Your corpse is the proof (if its not the result of suicide) that you lost a fight, that your slayer was not only able to destroy your ship and possibly all of your backup but also was able to lock your pod and destroy you, not even granting you the possibility to save your precious implants and hardwirings, in other words humiliate you in the most violent fashion.. The holder of your corpse (assuming he is your murderer) thereby holds the ultimate and final argument against you.
For example; I pop your pathetic ship and squish your pod, afterwards you smack me in local <-- I link the item 'your corpse' in local chat and hereby efficiently redicule any argument you might have... I ofcourse will do so every single time I see you mumbling anything in local, just to remind you who your Daddy is. And also to inform all other inhabitants about how über I am and how defrosting your corpse followed by the use of a meathammer and vaseline enables me to penetrate every of your orifices at my hearts contempt.
Not to forget your corpse might actualy become a valuable trade item if the demand for it would arise, like some-one hating you enough to the point of paying good money to get your corpse...
Next time a person is so friendly to sell you your corpse you should'nt be so quick to dismiss the offer, you never know in who's hands it might fall... YARRRR!!

Triksterism
Spacecataz.
Posted - 2008.06.01 19:26:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Jovoich
Start a collection of ur own corpses


I'm currently at around 200~250 ish. Used about 50 of them 4 months ago. We stole a POS (had an insider director) and after sweeping up all the pos mods, we left 50 corpses laying where the CT once sat.

Garmon
The New Era
C0NVICTED
Posted - 2008.06.01 19:29:00 - [13]
 

cos u can fiddle ur dik in em

Grarr Dexx
Amarr
Kumovi
The G0dfathers
Posted - 2008.06.01 19:36:00 - [14]
 

He mocked you, pretty awesome way you know Laughing

Orar Ironfist
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2008.06.01 21:00:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Triksterism
Originally by: Jovoich
Start a collection of ur own corpses


I'm currently at around 200~250 ish. Used about 50 of them 4 months ago. We stole a POS (had an insider director) and after sweeping up all the pos mods, we left 50 corpses laying where the CT once sat.


give it time and youll have even more.
Im up to 512Very Happy

Mankirks Wife
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2008.06.01 22:52:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: deathtron
Ow so you think your corpse is of no value to you? You are wrong.
Your corpse is the proof (if its not the result of suicide) that you lost a fight, that your slayer was not only able to destroy your ship and possibly all of your backup but also was able to lock your pod and destroy you, not even granting you the possibility to save your precious implants and hardwirings, in other words humiliate you in the most violent fashion.. The holder of your corpse (assuming he is your murderer) thereby holds the ultimate and final argument against you.
For example; I pop your pathetic ship and squish your pod, afterwards you smack me in local <-- I link the item 'your corpse' in local chat and hereby efficiently redicule any argument you might have... I ofcourse will do so every single time I see you mumbling anything in local, just to remind you who your Daddy is. And also to inform all other inhabitants about how über I am and how defrosting your corpse followed by the use of a meathammer and vaseline enables me to penetrate every of your orifices at my hearts contempt.
Not to forget your corpse might actualy become a valuable trade item if the demand for it would arise, like some-one hating you enough to the point of paying good money to get your corpse...
Next time a person is so friendly to sell you your corpse you should'nt be so quick to dismiss the offer, you never know in who's hands it might fall... YARRRR!!



That's assuming, of course, that the person who got podded gives a ****, which isn't always the case (for a number of reasons).

Ilvan
Gallente
Post with your Brain
Posted - 2008.06.02 00:51:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Mankirks Wife

That's assuming, of course, that the person who got podded gives a ****, which isn't always the case (for a number of reasons).

Exactly, most (normal?) people don't really care.

Sniper Wolf18
Gallente
A Pretty Pony Princess
General Tso's Alliance
Posted - 2008.06.02 00:55:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Whintergrasp
Hi all.

Got podded, nothing special. But why was the killer making a contract to me, with my corpse as item? He wanted 200k ISK for it....

Seems useless to me?!

If you buy it theres a chance garmon gets unbanned from the forums, so BUY IT

Faekurias
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2008.06.02 00:56:00 - [19]
 

For this very reason :
LAUWLZ.

z0de
The Bastards
The Bastards.
Posted - 2008.06.02 00:58:00 - [20]
 

I'll take the corpse if the battle was peculiarity special or the pilot was someone I wanted some extra vengeance on. The biggest deciders ofcourse is if you have time.

Kahrek Laume
Gallente
Origin.
Black Legion.
Posted - 2008.06.02 06:52:00 - [21]
 

I have a very special station container in Heild I call it Love Dolls and i put each and every corpse i can get my hands on in there, i also have 4 slaver hounds 10 exotic dancers a marine and a cow just to make sure that each and every corpse in there can be defiled in a manner most vile, i enjoy watching that container and making up little stories about what's hapening inside it...

If i contract you your corpse maybe you should accept it or you could think about what i may do with it.

Regards,

Kahrek Laume.

Dariah Stardweller
Gallente
NO U111 Enterprises
Posted - 2008.06.02 07:48:00 - [22]
 

The question should be: why would you care about your corpse?

Generalkey
Surge.
Posted - 2008.06.02 14:51:00 - [23]
 

wts general starscreams corpse :)

Khadur
Minmatar
Vigilante inc.
Posted - 2008.06.02 14:56:00 - [24]
 

wtb corpse search taskbar in assets =)

deathtron
DEATH'S LEGION
Hell's Hide-Out
Posted - 2008.06.02 17:12:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Kahrek Laume
I have a very special station container in Heild I call it Love Dolls and i put each and every corpse i can get my hands on in there, i also have 4 slaver hounds 10 exotic dancers a marine and a cow just to make sure that each and every corpse in there can be defiled in a manner most vile, i enjoy watching that container and making up little stories about what's hapening inside it...


LIES! You can't put marines, cows, life stock, .. in a can Razz

Bleeshtar
Posted - 2008.06.02 17:57:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: deathtron
Originally by: Kahrek Laume
I have a very special station container in Heild I call it Love Dolls and i put each and every corpse i can get my hands on in there, i also have 4 slaver hounds 10 exotic dancers a marine and a cow just to make sure that each and every corpse in there can be defiled in a manner most vile, i enjoy watching that container and making up little stories about what's hapening inside it...


LIES! You can't put marines, cows, life stock, .. in a can Razz


Still somewhat disturbing.

Kahrek Laume
Gallente
Origin.
Black Legion.
Posted - 2008.06.02 20:02:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: Kahrek Laume on 02/06/2008 20:02:25
Originally by: deathtron
Originally by: Kahrek Laume
I have a very special station container in Heild I call it Love Dolls and i put each and every corpse i can get my hands on in there, i also have 4 slaver hounds 10 exotic dancers a marine and a cow just to make sure that each and every corpse in there can be defiled in a manner most vile, i enjoy watching that container and making up little stories about what's hapening inside it...


LIES! You can't put marines, cows, life stock, .. in a can Razz


It's a station container and yes you can ;) Try it sometime i had a whole little city going back in my carebear days tourists, militants, marines, a damsel or two a VIP some homeless and slaves too. When i left for lowsec i cleaned it all up by sticking them in an iteron 4 and self destructing, it was glorious.

Regards,

Kahrek Laume.

Bleeshtar
Posted - 2008.06.02 20:17:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Kahrek Laume
Edited by: Kahrek Laume on 02/06/2008 20:02:25
Originally by: deathtron
Originally by: Kahrek Laume
I have a very special station container in Heild I call it Love Dolls and i put each and every corpse i can get my hands on in there, i also have 4 slaver hounds 10 exotic dancers a marine and a cow just to make sure that each and every corpse in there can be defiled in a manner most vile, i enjoy watching that container and making up little stories about what's hapening inside it...



LIES! You can't put marines, cows, life stock, .. in a can Razz


It's a station container and yes you can ;) Try it sometime i had a whole little city going back in my carebear days tourists, militants, marines, a damsel or two a VIP some homeless and slaves too. When i left for lowsec i cleaned it all up by sticking them in an iteron 4 and self destructing, it was glorious.

Regards,

Kahrek Laume.


Probably all BS but it made me laugh.

Nyterra
Posted - 2008.06.02 21:02:00 - [29]
 

I had about 200 marines "guarding" my ships while I was away from the station, so I can believe someone else would set up a bizarro 'city' in a station container (which can indeed hold cows, dancers, dogs and corpses all at once).

Cpt Branko
Retired Pirate Club
Posted - 2008.06.03 00:37:00 - [30]
 

Edited by: Cpt Branko on 03/06/2008 00:39:01
Originally by: Generalkey
wts general starscreams corpse :)


I have one too.

However, finding the exact corpse of someone is incredibly hard. I try to grab the corpses of all the people I pod, so three full small cans already. Unfortunately, to find someone you'd have to look over hundreds of corpses.


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