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Pharuan
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2004.05.02 03:41:00 - [31]
 

Originally by: Lachenlaud
Bounties seem kind of pointless to me. The offender typically sets something up with a corpmate to kill them in a situation where they lose very little (if anything) and then they split the cashShocked

::shrug:: Whatever works I guess.






I only hope she picks me. Smile

Voogru
Gallente
Massive Damage
We Are John Galt
Posted - 2004.05.02 03:46:00 - [32]
 

Originally by: Pharuan
Originally by: Lachenlaud
Bounties seem kind of pointless to me. The offender typically sets something up with a corpmate to kill them in a situation where they lose very little (if anything) and then they split the cashShocked

::shrug:: Whatever works I guess.






I only hope she picks me. Smile


No! PICK ME.

PaulAtreides
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2004.05.02 06:10:00 - [33]
 

Dear Citizens of Eve.

I am glad to see you (all the noble people) responding well to a hot blooded woman that just wants to be luved. It is the true sign of a industrialist and worrior to send his love to a women of distinction, which Faithless surly is worth of.

Faithless is honorable, her Love bounty will certainly not be split apart at the first sign of making a profit, as this is a signature of everyone's love for the War Princess Playmate. If all of a sudden her bounty was split apart then she would no longer feel wanted. So have no fear that your contribution will have no effect.

Again, please show your love and support for our Dear Bunny by adding to her Love Bounty.

Thank You All,

Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.02 07:32:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: PaulAtreides
Dear Citizens of Eve.

I am glad to see you (all the noble people) responding well to a hot blooded woman that just wants to be luved. It is the true sign of a industrialist and worrior to send his love to a women of distinction, which Faithless surly is worth of.

Faithless is honorable, her Love bounty will certainly not be split apart at the first sign of making a profit, as this is a signature of everyone's love for the War Princess Playmate. If all of a sudden her bounty was split apart then she would no longer feel wanted. So have no fear that your contribution will have no effect.

Again, please show your love and support for our Dear Bunny by adding to her Love Bounty.

Thank You All,


all her bounty are belong.....ehm you know the rest.

MINE!!!!


Notferr
VentureCorp
Posted - 2004.05.02 07:49:00 - [35]
 

Edited by: Notferr on 02/05/2004 07:53:26
All I got to say is:

EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU LOUTS NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM MY WOMAN!

I am writing all your names down, and after I take over Amarr, I will KILL YOU ALL!

- N -

er, like, friggin grrrr and stuff

Falbala
Gallente
Ishtar's Destiny
Posted - 2004.05.02 08:02:00 - [36]
 

With 43M and 590k more it would be just perfect...

Sphalerite
Applied Eugenics
Posted - 2004.05.02 08:10:00 - [37]
 

I've not yet drank enough to make a substantive contribution to this thread, so instead I'll post a limerick that I've just made up.

There once was a lady from Nonni,
Who's name was Alexandra Belani.
with her flourish of skill,
you'll notice no chill,
and find later that your clothes aren't upon thee.







alright, maybe I have drank enough.

Dark Messiah
Posted - 2004.05.02 08:14:00 - [38]
 

i think you are trying to get the bounty super high in order to pod her and get all the money for yourselfs

Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.02 08:16:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: Sphalerite
I've not yet drank enough to make a substantive contribution to this thread, so instead I'll post a limerick that I've just made up.

There once was a lady from Nonni,
Who's name was Alexandra Belani.
with her flourish of skill,
you'll notice no chill,
and find later that your clothes aren't upon thee.



alright, maybe I have drank enough.



ShockedWho is this woman???

OMG I so love you!!!!!!! LOVE POETRY AND DRINKING!!!

purrrrrrrrrrrrrr






Falbala
Gallente
Ishtar's Destiny
Posted - 2004.05.02 08:17:00 - [40]
 

I am in no way related to them and I am unable to pod anyone... Just check her bounty price and you will see why I said that Razz.

Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.02 09:36:00 - [41]
 

Twisted Evil
Originally by: Dark Messiah
i think you are trying to get the bounty super high in order to pod her and get all the money for yourselfs



ShockedShockedShockedTwisted Evil


Teela Belwynn
Yakuza Corp
THE R0NIN
Posted - 2004.05.02 10:21:00 - [42]
 

Edited by: Teela Belwynn on 02/05/2004 19:45:30
roawr!


PaulAtreides
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2004.05.02 17:18:00 - [43]
 

I WANT DA B00TY!!

Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.03 00:03:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: PaulAtreides
I WANT DA B00TY!!


Doesn't everyone want Faithless booty???? Wink


Mitchello
B O R G
Posted - 2004.05.03 03:29:00 - [45]
 

If it gets more than your clone and implants you can remove the stupid thing and make some isk off it perhaps?

if this is your plan perhaps I'll toss a few million it...


Deadzone
Caldari
Phoenix Propulsion Labs
Dara Cothrom
Posted - 2004.05.03 06:19:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: Lachenlaud
Bounties seem kind of pointless to me. The offender typically sets something up with a corpmate to kill them in a situation where they lose very little (if anything) and then they split the cashShocked

::shrug:: Whatever works I guess.




Yep, just another cheap tactic to make ISK the easy way, scam it from people. Sounds just like buying cheap ships and then having someone kill them for the insurance profit. Sounds like it might even border on taking advantage of the game mechanics. Guess we'll let the Devs decide this one.


Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.03 07:12:00 - [47]
 

Originally by: Deadzone
Originally by: Lachenlaud
Bounties seem kind of pointless to me. The offender typically sets something up with a corpmate to kill them in a situation where they lose very little (if anything) and then they split the cashShocked

::shrug:: Whatever works I guess.




Yep, just another cheap tactic to make ISK the easy way, scam it from people. Sounds just like buying cheap ships and then having someone kill them for the insurance profit. Sounds like it might even border on taking advantage of the game mechanics. Guess we'll let the Devs decide this one.




then let them decide and reserve judgement instead of making accusations


Judicator
Gallente
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2004.05.03 07:48:00 - [48]
 

Edited by: Judicator on 03/05/2004 07:50:18
Faithless booty is mine, I named my Scorpion after her. It would only be suiting that. As always, I'll share with Alexandra.

Edit:

Quote:
I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
I'd love you to love me.
I'm beggin' you to beg me.
I want you to want me.
I want you to want me.
I want you to want me.
I want you to want me



I want you badly!

Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.03 07:58:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Judicator
Edited by: Judicator on 03/05/2004 07:50:18
Faithless booty is mine, I named my Scorpion after her. It
I want you badly!


WOW!

PaulAtreides
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2004.05.03 08:05:00 - [50]
 

Ha! Faithless is a Playboy Bunny of distinction. She does not need to stoop low to the point of dividing and plundering her own b00ty...um.. bounty. She is not a cheep Caldari [SENSORED].

As I said previously, this is not the normal case of a bounty for an ebil pirate. This is an indication of the Honorable Citizens of Eve's LOVE for the truly delicious and charismatic women that she is. So take your Sinicism and doubts and [CENSORED].

I will stand up in this way for any Playboy Bunny. But right now Faithless needs to feel WANTED, so continue sending your donations of LOVE to her. You must know that you will touch her heart in a *special* way by doing so.

Currently The Evil Countess known as Algazara still stands at a higher bounty then Faithless. Why should a person we hate feel more WANTED then someone we LOVE?


Judicator
Gallente
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2004.05.03 09:50:00 - [51]
 

Total Awareness.

Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.03 10:11:00 - [52]
 

Edited by: Alexandra Belani on 03/05/2004 10:12:35
Originally by: PaulAtreides
She is not a cheep Caldari [SENSORED].


PARDON????


Klydor
Minmatar
Posted - 2004.05.03 11:40:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: PaulAtreides
Dear Citizens,

Due to your Valliant effort (1 benefactor so far), Faithless' Love Bounty now stands at 25,000,000. I thank you for your efforts and urge you to keep the donations rolling. Faithless surly deserves to be loved more then those EBIL pirates at the top of the bounty food chain.

All the Best,



this is the best scam I've read in a while. When it reaches 100mil do you plan on podding her and splitting the bounty??

Nafri
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2004.05.03 11:45:00 - [54]
 

bah faithless, wonder how she became miss march Evil or Very Mad

CCP Wrangler

Posted - 2004.05.03 11:58:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: Alexandra Belani
Edited by: Alexandra Belani on 03/05/2004 10:12:35
Originally by: PaulAtreides
She is not a cheep Caldari [SENSORED].


PARDON????


You mean Caldari are expensive? Cool

Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2004.05.03 13:02:00 - [56]
 

Originally by: Alexandra Belani
Edited by: Alexandra Belani on 03/05/2004 10:12:35
Originally by: PaulAtreides
She is not a cheep Caldari [SENSORED].


PARDON????



I've finally realized what Paul's Sekrit Plan is - to have every high-profile woman in the galaxy come after him in the Maison with a knife.
Shocked
remind me not to stand next to you dude

Judicator
Gallente
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2004.05.03 13:14:00 - [57]
 

Did someone mention knifes?

I love knifes, I have many knifes. I have one named Betty, then there is Laura, and Hope and Dawn. I have many more, but those are my favorites.

I am a butcher by trade you see. I became a buther because I loved knifes, not sure what it is, but ever since I was a little kid on Caldari Prime I have loved knifes.

So, if you are ever in need of a professionel let me know, I'm sure I can apply my knifes to good effect.

Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2004.05.03 17:04:00 - [58]
 

i just wanna know if Alexandra ever learned how to throw them. I will base my attire and relative position to Paul at any given moment on this information Laughing

Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.03 21:01:00 - [59]
 

Originally by: Bad Harlequin
i just wanna know if Alexandra ever learned how to throw them. I will base my attire and relative position to Paul at any given moment on this information Laughing


Hell hath no fury, m'dear....ive been throwing them since I graduated the Amsen Sciences Academy.

*Blows a kiss to Wrangler* You hot Caldari hunk!!!!!



Nafri
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2004.05.03 21:03:00 - [60]
 

hey dont try to sexuate the mods Shocked


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