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Dosgar
Caldari
Missions Mining and Mayhem
Chain of Chaos
Posted - 2008.05.16 20:29:00 - [61]
 

Hedgehog's my fave.

I've heard the sperm one countless times from my dad... Sad

Sinbad56
Caldari
NibbleTek
RED.OverLord
Posted - 2008.05.16 20:53:00 - [62]
 

why are you being so mean to me? I was only commenting on how good your mum was for such a cheap price!

Mercivori
Minmatar
Dark Leagacy Warriors.
Posted - 2008.05.16 21:11:00 - [63]
 

ENTRY 1
My dear guests! I am Ms. Mercivori, your host. Welcome... to Fantasy Space! Tattoo, show our guests to their pod!

ENTRY 2
Who am I? Im Mercivori, I'm the right hand of vengence and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass back to your academy, I'm death incarnate and the last living thing you are ever going to see, god sent me.

ENTRY 3
Only one Minmatar pilot has ever survived battle against me and he is behind me, you are in front of me, if you value your life, be somewhere else.

phishstik
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2008.05.16 21:14:00 - [64]
 

Portrait so ugly, looks like your face was on fire and put out with a rake.

Sasu Odaie
Posted - 2008.05.16 21:24:00 - [65]
 

"Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice."


Or there's always


"Ever wonder what it'd be like to have had enough oxygen at birth?"

Don Jehova
Gallente
Lord Djinns Corp
Posted - 2008.05.16 22:13:00 - [66]
 

This is not mine. I have read it somewhere, dont remember who did the original, but it made me lol so here goes.

victom: "stop shooting me you **** ****"
Baddie: "I'm not shooting you. You are ramming my ammo with your ship"


Yesh
Unjustified Ancients of MuMu
Posted - 2008.05.16 22:40:00 - [67]
 

Originally by: Zirconium Blade
"Why blow my ship? I will dead your body!"


ROFL

Why r u voilence my boat!?

Tai Paktu
Aperture Harmonics
Posted - 2008.05.16 23:02:00 - [68]
 

One I read elsewhere,
Victim > something about his solo Ishtar attacker blobbing
Killer > I don't blob...
Killer > you realize that drones arent people right?

When "Search for the Holy Grail" asked us why we had dec'd them, our response was
"Your father smells of elderberries and your mother was a hampster. I fart in your general direction. I don't wanna talk to you no more. Now go away before I taunt you a second time."

They were then informed that the dec would be dropped in return for a shrubbery.

Jade Rapture
Gallente
Cloak and Daggers
-Mostly Harmless-
Posted - 2008.05.16 23:07:00 - [69]
 

You're scrambled and webbed, so before your <insert race> ass feels all obligated to make comments you normally wouldn't make either in person or without a crowd.. pay up. YARRRR!!


This is the line I usually use. :<

AxFBaM
Gallente
Oberon Incorporated
Posted - 2008.05.16 23:14:00 - [70]
 

Fight is over
This is what happened in local

Kraken Kill > gf
Chomapuraku > hg
Rutoo > Matt Damon
Pistachio Swsh > gf guys
Captain BushDog > gf
Haulin Azz > gf
Ferdi'and Magellan > gf guys
Torrence Osti > gf
Sven Darvin > gf
Chomapuraku > gf
xbios > gf
Zyrla Bladestorm > gf
Mciteck > gf
Rutoo > gf
Dal Deinvisu > gf
Futher Bezluden > gf
Bre'tack > gf
RaBiDdoG > gf
Jaehaerys > gf
Cpt Reb > gf
Just Mining > gf
villin > gf
murrietta > (((GF))))
Taxtro Grave > gf
zerotol0010 > gf
Legra > gf
NeoShocker > gf
Nrom Gustav > jump ed
Mire Stoude > gf!
ByFstugan > gf
Mara Kaid > gf
wicked cheese > gf
Kvork > gf!
Minnie Me > gf matt damon
Skaaltel > gf
Pistachio Swsh > gf guys
Captain BushDog > gf
Haulin Azz > gf
Ferdi'and Magellan > gf guys
Torrence Osti > gf
Sven Darvin > gf
Chomapuraku > gf
xbios > gf
Zyrla Bladestorm > gf
Mciteck > gf
Rutoo > gf
Dal Deinvisu > gf
Futher Bezluden > gf
Bre'tack > gf
RaBiDdoG > gf
Jaehaerys > gf
Cpt Reb > gf
Just Mining > gf
villin > gf
murrietta > (((GF))))
Taxtro Grave > gf
zerotol0010 > gf
Legra > gf
NeoShocker > gf
Nrom Gustav > jump ed
Mire Stoude > gf!
ByFstugan > gf
Mara Kaid > gf
wicked cheese > gf
Kvork > gf!
Minnie Me > gf matt damon
Skaaltel > gf
Peanut Swsh > gf
Haakelen > gf
Draumr Kopa > GF
Kassumma > gf
War bane > gf
Miss Coleman > gf
Veynron > gf
Azekial > gf
slayerwins > gf
xXLateralusXx > gf
Bre'tack > gf
Graalum > gf
DaeMon ix > gf guys
GonzoWCS > gf
Bre'tack > gf
Ben Danner > gf
Ashok > GF
Deckerx > gf
Nrom Gustav > jump ed
Corbin Thoth > gf
Bre'tack > gf
Barqs > GF
Deckerx > gf
Nrom Gustav > jump ed
HellsRazor > gf
Mire Stoude > gf
Peoke > gf
Atsuko Ratu > ...gf
bluebeyond > gf
Alex Dunmori > gf
Bre'tack > gf
Corbin Thoth > jump chris
Safid Gorbet > gf
Nertzius > gf
Rutoo > gf
centurion zulu > gf
Capiin > gf
Deckerx > gf
Artorius Pearson > gf
Galaxor > GF
Augin Soric > good fukken fight
Bre'tack > gf
Calistra Vacanos > g
D'ceet > gf
Rutoo > gf
****s Brother > gf
Chronos Sage > gf
Calistra Vacanos > gf
Saphyre Aelderon > gf
Deckerx > gf
Appius > gf
Bre'tack > gf
Rutoo > gf
emotua > yeah GF
USN CVN72 > GF
Cieak > gf
Deckerx > gf
HellsRazor > f
Deckerx > gf
Rutoo > gf
DaeMon ix > nah, AWESOME fight :)
HellsRazor > f
Bre'tack > gf
Rutoo > gf
Rutoo > gf
Rutoo > Good Fight
Carnot > hay farham how are you going to forum ***** this as a win?

MotoMissles
Rim Collection RC
Kraftwerk.
Posted - 2008.05.16 23:26:00 - [71]
 

"Joo dirty rat...you kill my brutix"

Noelle Fay
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.16 23:40:00 - [72]
 

Here's mine:

"DUDE I'M SO GONNA HIRE MC TO KILL YOU!"

Treean
Posted - 2008.05.16 23:50:00 - [73]
 

I killj00 tillj00 die from it!

Treean
Posted - 2008.05.16 23:58:00 - [74]
 

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...damn parrot ate my R key."

Caligulus
Legion of Lost Souls
Posted - 2008.05.17 00:03:00 - [75]
 

Edited by: Caligulus on 17/05/2008 00:03:34
It's amazing how similar EvE Devs are to EvE Pirates. They tout their own horn, spew nonsensical gibberish, and their damn parrots crap on everything.

Treean
Posted - 2008.05.17 00:11:00 - [76]
 

<l33t pirate> HOW THE **** CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

<other dude> =/

Grarr Dexx
Amarr
Kumovi
The G0dfathers
Posted - 2008.05.17 00:20:00 - [77]
 

Originally by: Treean
<l33t pirate> HOW THE **** CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

<other dude> =/


Nice bash.org quote. The name of the guy was H1TLER, by the way.

Caligulus
Legion of Lost Souls
Posted - 2008.05.17 00:24:00 - [78]
 

Low-sec is like the Wallm-arrrrt of EvE.

Shikaku
Minmatar
The Cursed Navy
Posted - 2008.05.17 01:13:00 - [79]
 

Tell your parents to stop ****ing in the genepool

Raymond Sterns
Utopian Research I.E.L.
The ENTITY.
Posted - 2008.05.17 01:24:00 - [80]
 

This one time at gate-camp...

Panteroid
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.17 02:02:00 - [81]
 

Edited by: Panteroid on 17/05/2008 02:03:12
Been a while, but I remember it like it was yesterday:

*****: You arn't even sorry are you?

Me: You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between $h1t and syphilis.

(I'll leave it to you to figure out what the $ and the 1 really were)

derek23
Posted - 2008.05.17 02:15:00 - [82]
 

you f*ckin ****er go violate a female instead of my ore!
i hope u die from cancer!!!!!! for killing me you f'n carebear stupid fu*kin noob i hope u diE!!!

Kahrek Laume
Gallente
Origin.
Black Legion.
Posted - 2008.05.17 02:23:00 - [83]
 

Taking entries till downtime then in the morning (Once sober) i'll be giving out 3 prizes.

1st place 100 million ISK
2nd place 0.01 ISK (Someone told me second place really is just first loser a long time ago, i like repeating it when i can)
3rd place 10 million ISK.

I know ya'll don't need the ISK really (Or most don't) just thought this could be amusing.

Night!

Kahrek.

DruzidelCastro
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.17 02:45:00 - [84]
 

Here's my first try (the last three lines are the best):
smack!

And my second:
angrybear > hey castro why don't ya come pop my defenseless hauler? oh wait its docked...you can't rofl

;o

Kahrek Laume
Gallente
Origin.
Black Legion.
Posted - 2008.05.17 12:22:00 - [85]
 

Okay since i'm the judge here.

1-) Hedgehog (It was a darn close one with the sperm but really after much thought this one wins)
2-) Sperm
3-) ****ing in the genepool (Well i like it anyways)

ISK being sent, now if you excuse me i have to go and try to collect carebear tears in Heild.

Regards,

Kahrek Laume.

Lavraen
Animus Furandi
Posted - 2008.05.17 14:30:00 - [86]
 

yay second!

Sionide
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.05.17 15:23:00 - [87]
 

Originally by: Tai Paktu
One I read elsewhere,
Victim > something about his solo Ishtar attacker blobbing
Killer > I don't blob...
Killer > you realize that drones arent people right?




Hah, yeah I remember reading that post as well. That was good...shows how clueless that noob was.

Akiba Penrose
The Praxis Initiative
Posted - 2008.05.17 15:33:00 - [88]
 

Originally by: weedmasta

[23:36:29] Capitaine Caverne > pff pusi noob go in your mother home


Very Happy

Lex Alandar
Body Count Inc.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.18 01:18:00 - [89]
 

This one is blatantly stolen, so if the owner wants to claim it, feel free.

Still the best evemail I've received after getting killed (was on a fresh alt).

"Thanks for participating in our combat training program. Remember, it's not you anymore, it's just a clone."



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