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Dynaverse Corporation
Vertigo Coalition
Posted - 2007.12.15 00:02:00 - [1]

Posted - 2007.12.15 00:18:00 - [2]

Wow Laughing

Kathryn Dougans
Posted - 2007.12.15 00:38:00 - [3]

hmm, that advert was made by some of the same people as made the PowerThirst videos, no wonder it seemed familiar.

That Brawndo seems like it would be pretty vile to drink. It's bright green as well.

"Lemon Lime, 200mg caffeine, Taurine, Inositol, Guarana, Electrolytes NO high fructose corn syrup, Carbonated, Bright Green, 16oz.cans, 200 MG Caffiene plus Potassium, Vitamins B6, B12 and C. Get what plants crave... Brawndo. Make your hair bigger. Crush more skulls. Live like a Viking. This case weighs 29 pounds. It's heavy. Like logs"

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2007.12.15 00:39:00 - [4]

Works for me, ordering a case right now! Shocked

Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2007.12.15 00:44:00 - [5]

That is a truly, deeply wonderful advert. King of all adverts.

Posted - 2007.12.15 02:23:00 - [6]

Originally by: Kathryn Dougans


I'll just point out that this come from bulls in one of two ways. Both involve the urethra. Mmmmmm, enjoy.

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2007.12.15 02:34:00 - [7]

"Fox wouldn't support a film about Brawndo, the energy drink that destroys plants, debases the human race, and makes those who drink it 'win at yelling' but they are now putting wholehearted support behind the actual drink".

Gnostic Misanthropy
Posted - 2007.12.15 02:40:00 - [8]

Edited by: Isiskhan on 15/12/2007 02:41:35
I just find it tragically funny that Fox, after doing everything they could to get people not to watch their own movie "Idiocracy", is now whoring large chunks of it as "Brawndo".

If, despite Fox's efforts to sink it, you managed see "Idiocracy" (a demented vision of the American society in the future by Mike Judge - "Beavis and Butthead", "King of the Hill", "Office Space" - (almost not-) released last year), you'd realize that pretty much everything in that ad / campaign was lifted straight out of Mike's movie.

Screw Fox.

Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
Posted - 2007.12.15 02:54:00 - [9]

That product is for girls. Real Sisters drink Milorganite. Now that **** (and you'll notice I use this word intentionally) really makes plants grow. Having sex with a tractor trailer in a parking lot? How about having sex with every Harley Davidson seat in a treatment plant. Rawr.

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2007.12.15 02:55:00 - [10]

For those that HAVEN'T seen Idiocracy yet... the intro to the movie.
Watch it and be scared Twisted Evil

Gnostic Misanthropy
Posted - 2007.12.15 02:56:00 - [11]

Ah... this is good. I once watched the whole movie posted on Youtube, but about a month ago I tried to link it to someone but they had taken it down. I just checked and it's back online - enjoy while it lasts:

Idiocracy Part 1

(you can find the other parts under "Related")

Joie Mains
Vindicator A Team
Posted - 2007.12.15 03:56:00 - [12]

thats cool

Jirai Grepher
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2007.12.15 05:53:00 - [13]


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