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Heartstone
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.12.06 16:15:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Heartstone on 06/12/2007 16:16:02
Message Intercept Beacon: JFkqr881-1s
Message Origination: Federal Intellegence Office - Villore.
Encryption Level: Blue 14 - Sensitive
Rerouting to: Public Galnet
Message Body as follows
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Subject: Independant Media Outlet F00112
Reason For Supression: Inappropriate content for public consumption due to negative statemnts about the Federation. As per new directive FIO-72-HH1 issued last week by Federation Senate.

Message Transcript for archives:
"Hi and welcome to the Intaki Reporter. I'm Anrol Monta and have I got a story for you! Today in one of the most impressive pieces of psy-ops this reporter has ever seen the pilots of gallente ships were left in a state of shock when orders came down from the newly formed Federation Office of Internal Oversight requiring an across the board change to the way Federation approved vessels were represented. Ordered to coincide of the upgrade of most pod-pilots External Visual Interface or EVI to the new Extreme Resolution External Visual Interface or EREVI it was expected that the new colours of the Federation would be roughly the same as the old. Unfortuntly for those pilots the FOIO seems to have been infiltrated by, as yet, unknown agents for another race as the new colour scheme transmitted to the automated shipyards across the universe could only have been designed to reduce the number of pilots flying federation ships by making them to embarrased to undock in the first place. It is expected that other races ships will see more action in space as more and more pilots turn thier back on the hideous abombination that is now the Federations approved colours.

When asked for comment a Federation Offical said, "These are now the offical colours of the Federation. It cost too much to change it now. I just wish someone had taken more care when transmitting the codes."

I asked him if it was possibly this was a plot against the federation itself rather than a simple typo. He replied "Yes that is possible and the matter will be looked into. I am sure there will be some swift reprocussions within the FIOI if they are anything as strict with themselves as they are with us."

Shortly after this statement the offical stated he wished to remain anonymous. I asked am Intaki pilot who flies Caldari ships what he thought of what had happend. "Well if it was some sort of psy-ops operation it might have backfired if you ask me. Those Gallente pilots are going to get an extra second or two before I can get a lock on as I'll be busy laughing."

I approached a pilot who flies exclusivly Gallente ships for a comment. "It's just embarrasing. Here I am piloting what is advertised as "one of the most lethal and versatile gunboats ever to take to the dark skies." and with the new EREVI system it looks like a child toy. I mean Baby Blue who came up with that one? At least my more advanced ships weren't affected too badly by this. I'll tell you though what with one thing and another don't be surprised to see my in a Rifter next week!"

This reported asks: Who is responsible for this? and Is this the most outlandish and effective infilration since the GHSC seemingly stopped trading?

Thank you for watching I've been Anrol Monta for the Intaki Reporter."

Lief Siddhe
Siddhean Inc.
Intaki Prosperity Initiative
Posted - 2007.12.06 20:50:00 - [2]
 

I knew it!!!

Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Posted - 2007.12.06 20:54:00 - [3]
 

What utter rubbish.

Number 17
Caldari
COLD-Wing
Posted - 2007.12.09 11:33:00 - [4]
 

It is know across the cluster that you are "pastel color" lovers.
There is no shame in you admitting that, and what a clearer statement than that colour scheme?

G0rF
Gallente
The Causality
Electus Matari
Posted - 2007.12.11 16:02:00 - [5]
 

Still doesn't explain the hideous, abomination that is the Celestis hull and it's derivatives.

Just... just... Eugh Crying or Very sad

Damion Rayne
Gallente
Dark-Rising
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2007.12.13 03:56:00 - [6]
 

*Scoffs*

You seriously call this news? As someoneelse in this comline said, "Rubbish".

Zekarus
Caldari
MAIDS
Posted - 2007.12.13 08:44:00 - [7]
 

In another hand, Duvolle Laboratories would like to apologize to all those who has been recently effected by leaked recreational chemical, which some suspect have spread by podpilots and various commodities they carry. It is chemically stable and is not broken down easily, but does not seem to effect everybody. While some sources indicate that new starships of Federation are indeed baby-blue, others insist they remain same.

Those affected are advised to tweak their visual systems interface, as pods are capable of compensating for most mental aberrations that pod-pilots are so vulnerable to.

Damion Rayne
Gallente
Dark-Rising
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2007.12.13 19:44:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Zekarus
In another hand, Duvolle Laboratories would like to apologize to all those who has been recently effected by leaked recreational chemical, which some suspect have spread by podpilots and various commodities they carry. It is chemically stable and is not broken down easily, but does not seem to effect everybody. While some sources indicate that new starships of Federation are indeed baby-blue, others insist they remain same.

Those affected are advised to tweak their visual systems interface, as pods are capable of compensating for most mental aberrations that pod-pilots are so vulnerable to.


*Laughs*

Not that is funny Mr Zekarus, very funny indeed.

Gel Kolea
Minmatar
Republic Military School
Posted - 2007.12.14 02:37:00 - [9]
 

What doea a hull color matter when lasers will bake it carbon-black, missiles blast it to pieces, and projectiles grind it to dust? There are bigger concerns for a pod pilot than regulations about ship coloration.

Mericot Finweth
Gallente
Swords to Plowshares
Posted - 2007.12.14 22:42:00 - [10]
 

I think the Gallente colors are beautiful!


 

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