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Posted - 2007.10.12 21:17:00 - [31]

Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Rialtor
I hereby propose to ban this discussion on the grounds that halo sucks and does not deserve to be compared to a good game like half life. :D.

I throw this back at you by stating I have never played Half Life - ergo Halo wins by default.
Make them have a fisty fight on the moon and Cheif would win - Gordon dosen't have a helmet hehehe...

ignorance is bliss Very Happy jk.

Shalia Ripper
The Elevens
Posted - 2007.10.12 21:27:00 - [32]

Gordon wins. While hormonally challenged frat boys will evangelize for the Master Chief, those of us that belong to the more intellectually advanced appreciate the MIT grad Freeman.

A grunt is not an acceptable answer in Trivial Pursuit.

Nex Exercitus
Posted - 2007.10.12 22:10:00 - [33]

tough answer gimme some time to think this one through.

Kayna Eelai
Paxton Industries
Paxton Federation
Posted - 2007.10.12 22:12:00 - [34]

master chief is on the xbox
gordon is on PC

gordon clearly wins

Rionnag Alba
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2007.10.13 20:20:00 - [35]

Originally by: Rialtor
I hereby propose to ban this discussion on the grounds that halo sucks and does not deserve to be compared to a good game like half life. :D.

I never played Halo either but i know alot of people that are very fond of it =P

Posted - 2007.10.13 20:24:00 - [36]

Gordan has a Gravity Gun... Isn't master chief in a big metal suit??

Balsarferskratchin Inc
Axiom Empire
Posted - 2007.10.13 21:55:00 - [37]

A scientist with a crowbar is obviously far more badass than some "supersoldier" with his ***** regenerating shield and AI crap.

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2007.10.13 22:52:00 - [38]

Edited by: Akita T on 13/10/2007 22:52:45

Nobody can beat Gordon after he charges his crowbar !!!

BlackWatch Industrial Group
Intrepid Crossing
Posted - 2007.10.13 23:17:00 - [39]

Freeman - Power suit, gravity gun + toilet/radiator
Master chief - Various weapons + Warthog

MC - Throws plasma grenade
FM - Bounces it back via zero point gravity, also bounces a toilet which forms a sticky MC/grenade/toilet sandwich.

Detonation results in a small thermonuclear event resulting in a giant toilet shaped mushroom cloud which summons the Mario brothers, which causes an appearance by Bowser and solid snake armed with dual Metal Gears.

All 5 remaining characters decide that M$ suck cow balls and take turns in kicking MC's still glowing corpse husk. While doing this a small army of face huggers arrive accompanied by antlions which eat our hero's faces off, all bar Solid snake who is hiding in a cardboard box (as we all know moving dog urine stained cardboard boxes are impervious to detection) who survives while the two metal gears kill all remaining life forms via the use of rail gun fired hyper accelerated lead ingots.

In short the answer to the question is Solid Snake wins.

Beyond Divinity Inc
Posted - 2007.10.13 23:20:00 - [40]

Edited by: DasDizzy on 13/10/2007 23:21:45
lets sum it up

Master Chief: Geneticly engineered human cyborg, trained in multiple weapons, saved earth almost alone, not your average human (and he never misses when he hang on to a bomb to throw it into a covenant mothership and coincidently landing on his teammates shuttlecraft), created to fight and save the earth.

Gordon Freeman, MIT graduate, saved the black mesa compound, beat back the USCC (united states cleaning crew), got a cool hot friend (alyx vance), went to zen and killed a giant fetus, uses a crowbar, blew up City 17, whilst fighting the alien combine and the CP (civil protection) with the aid of vortigaunts and rebels

Master chief pros: Geneticly engineered human cyborg, can fight in almost every enviroment, not your average human.
cons: needs energetic shield armor to survive

Gordon Freeman pros: uses a crowbar, he got some balls and can withstand huge amount of punishing due to his HEV, saved the world twice
cons: cant fight in a vacuum space, cant dual wield weapons, uses glasses, just an average human

Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
Posted - 2007.10.14 00:17:00 - [41]

Originally by: DasDizzy
Gordon Freeman, MIT graduate, saved the black mesa compound

he migh've saved Black Mesa, but the G-man detonated a nuke there.

see HL - opposing forces for more info.

Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2007.10.14 00:46:00 - [42]

Gordon would simply **** MC.
No worries. he can use a magnussen device and a handgun... hehehehe.

seriously no competition.
I enjoyed the halo games but HL beats it hands down in everyway possible.

Shell Guardian
Corporate Mayonnaise
Posted - 2007.10.14 01:12:00 - [43]

Good ol' Gordon wins of course.

1. He never smack talks. (or talks at all for that matter)
2. He can manipulate gravity and physics (gravity gun/physics gun)
3. He's got the goatee.
4. He's got an MIT degree.
5. If anything goes wrong, Gman will just put him back into slow time stasis and wait until Master Chief dies of old age.

Need I say more?

Anecitus Ren
Posted - 2007.10.14 12:02:00 - [44]

Edited by: Anecitus Ren on 14/10/2007 12:02:56

nuff said

Privateer Alliance
Posted - 2007.10.14 17:48:00 - [45]

This is how i see it working out.

"city 17"

Master chief is walking along, shooting headcrabs.
"Hey Listen, Hey Listen, Hey..."
"Cortana please shut the *&%$ up, will you"
"theres a guy over there with armor and is also shooting headcrabs, his manlyness has a sexy..."
"what, i was going to say goatee"
"i have a goatee"
"just because i have a helmet on doesnt mean i cant have facial hair"

"why is that guy talking to himself?"
<impails headcrab on crowbar>

"why dont we go over and talk to him, he seems like a nice guy"
"Fine, but no oggleing over his suite. Hello, hey buddy, over here"
"You hunky piece of man flesh"
"stop that!"
"oh come on, you have had so many steroids that i need a magnifying glass to see your balls"

Ok i need to stop watching red vs blue on google video

Garoun Investment Bank
Posted - 2007.10.14 21:10:00 - [46]

Ok, Master Chief wins. Period. Now I better explain why.

1. He is on XBOX, XBOX 360 AND PC.

2. He ***** slaps the cov and Flood around like no tomorrow. Never see that in HL.

3. He has AI assistance. Who the **** does not want a AI helping them?

4. Ok, so they both have various awesome weapons. Nothing beats a pair of dual spikers and a Assault Rifle. HALO 3 FTW!

5. Now I got to go play HALO to show the Cov some MC love. oo rah I love my job

Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
Posted - 2007.10.14 21:22:00 - [47]

Originally by: MEEATYOU
4. Ok, so they both have various awesome weapons. Nothing beats a pair of dual spikers and a Assault Rifle. HALO 3 FTW!

Freeman: "oh hi Master Chief. Meet my crowbar."


"oopsie... too hard on your steel helmet, Master Chief? What's that? Blood? Oh my..."

Sheriff Jones
Clinical Experiment
Posted - 2007.10.14 21:40:00 - [48]

Master Chef vs Gordon Ramsey, hmm, well, not sure, but i bet it would taste marvelous! Laughing

Vigilante inc.
Posted - 2007.10.14 22:07:00 - [49]

Edited by: Khadur on 14/10/2007 22:07:50
nvm XD

An Anarchyyt
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2007.10.15 01:06:00 - [50]

Originally by: MEEATYOU
2. He ***** slaps the cov and Flood around like no tomorrow. Never see that in HL.

3. He has AI assistance. Who the **** does not want a AI helping them?

That's because the Flood are just the rejects of the Zerg. Half Life had real enemies, Combine, US Army/Marines/Whatever Else, giant tentacles that hear by sound, Xen Aliens, Race X Aliens, other things. And Gordon, with a degree in MIT from Cart Pushing can kill all of them.

And an AI? Or, Alex and Dog? One is just an annoying voice, one is hot, has a gun, and comes with a giant robotic dog.

Saint Lazarus
Pwn 'N Play
Chaos Theory Alliance
Posted - 2007.10.15 02:34:00 - [51]

Master Cheif gets in Warthong drives at Freeman, Freeman takes out Grav gun, picks up warthog, fires 300 feet into the air Cheif jumps on, pulls out rifle aims......Warthing lands on him crushing him and his stupid suit to smush

Brains > brawn

because shootin people with a guns been done a thousand times but killing people with beds, barrels, kitchen sinks, radiators and bloody car engines well.....thats just stylish Cool

Bish Ounen
Best Path Inc.
Cult of War
Posted - 2007.10.15 02:45:00 - [52]

Originally by: Grimpak

All this with a crowbar.

...well, not likely, but you can do the game with nearly just that.

Actually, I found the crowbar to be remarkably effective against the Ravenholm zombies. With the exception of the Poison and Fast zombies, I used the crowbar and the gravity gun almost exclusively that whole level.

I didn't use the shotgun until I got to the fast zombies, and then I only used it on fast and poison zombies. For the rest I fell back to the GG and crowbar, and occasionally the longer ranged weapons. Saved a ton of ammo doing that. I needed it once I hit the graveyard and mines too.

That was a fun game. Best game I ever pirated. YARRRR!!

drMile Kitic
Posted - 2007.10.15 10:49:00 - [53]

Well Gordon sux, Master Chief doesn't.

Rionnag Alba
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2007.10.16 12:53:00 - [54]

Originally by: drMile Kitic
Well Gordon sux, Master Chief doesn't.

Obvious troll is obvious.

OV Marius
Core Antum
Posted - 2007.10.16 17:40:00 - [55]

Edited by: OV Marius on 16/10/2007 17:40:24
Originally by: Sokratesz
Obvious troll is obvious.

Laughing, most of these posts troll about the Master Chief.

Personally I would say the Master Chief would kick Gordon's ass, but that's because I've read the Halo books. I think both protagonists of the Halo and Half-Life games have too little character development to say how they would kick eachothers ass.

Groes Thir
Posted - 2007.10.16 18:12:00 - [56]

Originally by: KingsGambit
Originally by: Asestorian
...or he might be able to actually pick Master Chief up with the gravity gun and throw him off a cliff.
Master Chief is dead. Long live Gordon. Cool

Skipping end credits of an awesome game is epic failure.

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