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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2007.10.03 21:29:00 - [1]
 

Zero Punctuation Halo 3 review

Put your fanboy hat at the door or your brain will explode. This is definitely the best review of it I've seen yet Laughing.

Mikelio Raijan
Celtic Anarchy
Posted - 2007.10.03 21:32:00 - [2]
 

Please keep all discussion about this in the other thread still on the first page.
*Click*

Zero punctuation is 4tw though. Laughing

Dark Shikari
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2007.10.03 21:33:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Mikelio Raijan
Please keep all discussion about this in the other thread still on the first page.
*Click*

Zero punctuation is 4tw though. Laughing

Wrong character? WinkLaughing

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2007.10.03 21:41:00 - [4]
 

So, when are they releasing Capt. Bland's Monotonous Adventure? Very Happy

Grimpak
Gallente
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
Posted - 2007.10.03 21:46:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Dark Shikari
Zero Punctuation Halo 3 review

Put your fanboy hat at the door or your brain will explode. This is definitely the best review of it I've seen yet Laughing.


dude.


win.




it's just..




win.

Lord MuffloN
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2007.10.03 21:49:00 - [6]
 

He is soo soo right, NO! BAD MICROSOFT SLAVE! PUT DOWN THE WRENCH! NOW! SHOO!

Halo 3 is possibly the most overhyped game ever. (That counting Daikatana in)

Grimpak
Gallente
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
Posted - 2007.10.03 21:54:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Grimpak on 03/10/2007 21:54:57
Originally by: Lord MuffloN
He is soo soo right, NO! BAD MICROSOFT SLAVE! PUT DOWN THE WRENCH! NOW! SHOO!

Halo 3 is possibly the most overhyped game ever. (That counting Daikatana in)


but Daikatana had a somewhat interesting and rather original story.

the gfx sucked for the time it was released tho.

Wild Rho
Amarr
Silent Core
Posted - 2007.10.03 21:59:00 - [8]
 

It seemed fairly spot on actually. Completed the campaign depressingly fast and there really didn't seem to be much plot for what was supposed to be the final chapter of the series, certainly didn't live up to the hype anyway.

lofty29
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.10.03 22:03:00 - [9]
 

Best review of Halo 3 yet, as it wasn't written by a raving fanboy. It's good, don't deny it that, but like he says, it's average. It's good for the X-Box (Rolling Eyes) but in the new age with games like Bioshock, Crysis and stuff, generic shooters are just so plain.

Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
The Space Bastards
Posted - 2007.10.03 22:04:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Mtthias Clemi on 03/10/2007 22:06:19
LaughingLaughingLaughing

ahh not watched one of these before, very, very very funny.

I still love playing halo though!

My mates came over last Friday played from 2:30 till ten! with break for pizza of course Very Happy

EDIT: I agree with lofty, definatly not the best game ever, but as xbox games go its pretty good! very fun for matey gatherings and system link games (especially if you have two 42 inch hd tvs within lan cable range)

Also I LOVED the interpretation of the story from someone who's not played the other two.

lofty29
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.10.03 22:05:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
LaughingLaughingLaughing

ahh not watched one of these before, very, very very funny.

I still love playing halo though!

My mates came over last Friday played from 2:30 till ten! with break for pizza of course Very Happy


Only 7 and a half hours of gaming? Wimp Razz

anister
Black Omega Security
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.10.03 22:06:00 - [12]
 

*ani slide tackles rho's crotch

Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
The Space Bastards
Posted - 2007.10.03 22:12:00 - [13]
 

I do prefer the vehicles in halo to any other vehicles ive used in other games of the type! just saying.

Pablo Shooni
Tha Lench Mob
The Forsaken.
Posted - 2007.10.03 22:23:00 - [14]
 

*snip* Do not spam. -Rauth Kivaro (mods@ccpgames.com)

Wild Rho
Amarr
Silent Core
Posted - 2007.10.03 22:57:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: anister
*ani slide tackles rho's crotch



My precious man meats :(

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2007.10.04 04:38:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
So, when are they releasing Capt. Bland's Monotonous Adventure? Very Happy

Oh, god, I hope it has a "Progress Quest" difficulty setting ugh

Death Kill
Caldari
SolaR KillerS
UN1CUM
Posted - 2007.10.04 05:07:00 - [17]
 



Zero punctuation is more hyped than Halo itself.


Look at us, we can speak without punctuation lolz!

Dark Shikari
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2007.10.04 05:13:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Death Kill
Zero punctuation is more hyped than Halo itself.


Look at us, we can speak without punctuation lolz!
Perhaps its the fact that he's funny? Speaking fast is the least of his gimmicks.

Death Kill
Caldari
SolaR KillerS
UN1CUM
Posted - 2007.10.04 05:35:00 - [19]
 

Edited by: Death Kill on 04/10/2007 05:35:31
Call me conservative, but I think he would have been just as funny without the gimmick.
edit : Good on him though.

Wild Rho
Amarr
Silent Core
Posted - 2007.10.04 08:21:00 - [20]
 

You're a conservative.

Cornucopian
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
Posted - 2007.10.04 08:26:00 - [21]
 

I watched about 8 zeroP reviews yesterday. Very very very good, hilarious sometimes. Especially the tomb raider one. And he has his points about halo 3, which are mostly correct. halo 3 still kicks pants on my 42inch HDTV with surround sound. Makes my 20 inch widescreen desktop monitor look TINY.

zurich93
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2007.10.04 14:26:00 - [22]
 

oh my god, i like halo alot and i thought i would be angry at someone putting halo down like that but he is brilliand, that dude is so funny i love him and hte sad thing is its true halo was short, easy, the ai is terrible and if you venture in to multi player you have people calling you a noob and that you suck in every single fight Crying or Very sad

Asestorian
Domination.
Posted - 2007.10.04 16:25:00 - [23]
 

I agree entirely with him. Although it's not exactly complete because he ignores the mutltiplayer part. But then again he is like me in that he has no interest in it anyway, and was reviewing it entirely for the single player part.


An Anarchyyt
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2007.10.04 16:27:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Asestorian
I agree entirely with him. Although it's not exactly complete because he ignores the mutltiplayer part. But then again he is like me in that he has no interest in it anyway, and was reviewing it entirely for the single player part.




Halo 3 Multiplayer.....the technological equivalent to Quake 1 multiplayer, just less fun.

More talking about Daikatana.

Neon Genesis
GoonFleet
Posted - 2007.10.04 17:55:00 - [25]
 

What's funny is he says he would only consider renting it even though he hasn't played the first two. Seems to me he's so desperate to join the 'halo isn't that good' crowd that he ends up using worn out terms for it like average, and therefore by not following the crowd he just attaches himself to a different one.

Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
The Space Bastards
Posted - 2007.10.04 18:45:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: An Anarchyyt
Originally by: Asestorian
I agree entirely with him. Although it's not exactly complete because he ignores the mutltiplayer part. But then again he is like me in that he has no interest in it anyway, and was reviewing it entirely for the single player part.




Halo 3 Multiplayer.....the technological equivalent to Quake 1 multiplayer, just less fun.

More talking about Daikatana.


Well its more fun than HL Deathmatch!

My sister keeps asking me to play halo, im busssyyy (also she sucks)

Tarminic
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2007.10.04 18:56:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Neon Genesis
What's funny is he says he would only consider renting it even though he hasn't played the first two. Seems to me he's so desperate to join the 'halo isn't that good' crowd that he ends up using worn out terms for it like average, and therefore by not following the crowd he just attaches himself to a different one.

"Average" is a worn out term? I never got the memo. Laughing

Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
The Space Bastards
Posted - 2007.10.04 19:01:00 - [28]
 

I would never call average a worn out term, but i would also never play halo 3 without having played the first two.

Kodiak31415
Queens of the Stone Age
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2007.10.04 21:19:00 - [29]
 

Heh, someone got it right for once.

Does anyone know if the auto-aim is still in halo 3? It was bad in halo 1 and worse in halo 2.

lofty29
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.10.04 21:26:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Kodiak31415
Heh, someone got it right for once.

Does anyone know if the auto-aim is still in halo 3? It was bad in halo 1 and worse in halo 2.
It's there. It's bad.

Auto-aim is a classic reason as to why FPSes shouldn't be released on consoles. If you need auto-aim to play it, you shouldn't be playing it like that.


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