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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
Posted - 2007.09.28 09:20:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 28/09/2007 09:21:23
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 28/09/2007 09:21:05
So i'm sitting here, waiting for my Eris Discordia Full Body poster to hang on my Privately Owned Trailer, my case of Whisk(e)y, the two Crates of Beer, in my unwashed ship...and i got to thinking. Ponder even.

It's been a looooong time and i'm feeling rather miffed, annoyed..one might say OUTRAGED!! at the lack of a feature that's been long overdue in this world of ours. It's something that disrupts the life of an honest, or dishonest respectively, POD pilot on a regular basis and i for one request, ney... Demand! NEY! Ask really, really nicely with some reddish on the side, and a lovely dessert, that this be implemented as soon as humanly, or Wranglerly, possible!

I'm talking ofcourse about...Petitions!

I wish for a way, for me to write up a petition and go around the EVEverse, gathering names, checking them twice, seeing whos naughty and who runs away from the naughty and then when it's finished, with THOUSANDS of names, give it to proper authorities. This could be, in this wonderous age of digital med-hia, be accomplished with a simple conversation tool or even a contract. I feel that this would improve lag, drone behaviour, those little umbrellas that make a drink look rather nice and pants. Especially pants.

So, if you're with me on this, here's the imaginary petition form and here's...

Here's...

Ok who's the smartiepants who stole my pen?! Sad

CCP Wrangler

Posted - 2007.09.28 09:32:00 - [2]
 

Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Ok who's the smartiepants who stole my pen?! Sad

*Looks all innocent and such* RazzLaughing

Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
Posted - 2007.09.28 10:27:00 - [3]
 

I knew it! Wrangler you sly dog, this is a conspiracy to remove my petitions by the clever use of...pen theft! Crying or Very sad

Mitsuni Abashadoni
Minmatar
The Establishment
Establishment
Posted - 2007.09.28 10:29:00 - [4]
 

Check to see if you now have killrights on him :P

Deacon Ix
Volition Cult
-Mostly Harmless-
Posted - 2007.09.28 10:37:00 - [5]
 

/Signed

I get a free drink if I sign right?

Mashie Saldana
Minmatar
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.09.28 10:59:00 - [6]
 

I heard the ransom for the pen is a case of beer.

Karanth
Gallente
RONA Corporation
RONA Directorate
Posted - 2007.09.28 11:02:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Karanth on 28/09/2007 11:03:27
Hmm, I hear that Devs only read forum posts like these to win drunken bets... er, to hear what the community thinks. Also, many petitions are made in posts. Therefore, any Dev who reads petitions does so as a drunken bet. In such a case, unless the petition is lobbying for an increase in the bree supply, like my sig, it will most likely be ignored.

P.S. Still think I have a bit of room in there...

EDIT: Seem to confuse "ingame" and "forum". Maybe my whorum foring needs a vacation...


Rabbit Boiler
Posted - 2007.09.28 11:09:00 - [8]
 

/singed

Not a tpyo.

Bah, that one was.

CCP Prism X


Gallente
C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2007.09.28 11:20:00 - [9]
 

I heard there was righteous beer to get my hands on in this topic?

Izo Azlion
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.09.28 11:29:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: CCP Prism X
I heard there was righteous beer to get my hands on in this topic?


Why does a righteous beer sound a thousand times better than a normal beer? You've got me wanting one now :/



Pliskkenn
Minmatar
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.09.28 11:32:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Izo Azlion
Originally by: CCP Prism X
I heard there was righteous beer to get my hands on in this topic?


Why does a righteous beer sound a thousand times better than a normal beer? You've got me wanting one now :/





I concur. Neutral

Karanth
Gallente
RONA Corporation
RONA Directorate
Posted - 2007.09.28 11:35:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Pliskkenn
Originally by: Izo Azlion
Originally by: CCP Prism X
I heard there was righteous beer to get my hands on in this topic?


Why does a righteous beer sound a thousand times better than a normal beer? You've got me wanting one now :/





I concur. Neutral


Line forms here.

Let the hi-jack ride! WHOOO!


Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
Posted - 2007.09.28 11:37:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Mitsuni Abashadoni
Check to see if you now have killrights on him :P


Mmm, what a wonderful idea, EVE-O Forum Killrights! *idea, behind ear, put*

About righteous beer, it can ofcourse be bought from most of the Amarr Bars that will be coming up in ambulation. Made from the finest hol(e)y water around Laughing

(Disclaimer: Sheriff Jones 6-Shooter Bar won't be serving that fancy Amarr Beer)

Sharra Savente
Gallente
Ice Fire Warriors
Posted - 2007.09.28 12:11:00 - [14]
 

I'm dringing one of those Enviga berry green tea drinks, and it tastes EXACTLY like beer....

Skunky beer...

My teenage son is no longer allowed to grocery shop for me:)

SeismicForce
Terra Incognita
Systematic-Chaos
Posted - 2007.09.28 12:23:00 - [15]
 

/signed

<--- Beer to be delivered to this character please.

AdmiralNaismith
Gallente
The Black Guards
Solaris Consortium
Posted - 2007.09.28 13:35:00 - [16]
 

Petitions might be interesting.

Eris full body posters = win.

T-minus 9 hours and a workout to beer.

Mmmmm....leinies' sunset wheat.

Thanos Draicon
Wolf Pack Mentality
Blood and Steel
Posted - 2007.09.28 13:45:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Mitsuni Abashadoni
Check to see if you now have killrights on him :P


Mmm, what a wonderful idea, EVE-O Forum Killrights! *idea, behind ear, put*

OH LORD YES

Altaree
The Graduates
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2007.09.28 14:02:00 - [18]
 

A way for players to vote for their favorite bug? CCP creates a list of the bugs that aren't yet being worked on for use to vote on. The bug with the most votes gets worked on first. This could include feature suggestions that aren't balance defendant such as UI enhancements!


 

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