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Golden Helmet
Caldari
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2007.09.09 07:43:00 - [31]
 

Originally by: Viper ShizzIe
Originally by: Curzon Dax

I told her that I would sex her up good later as a tip and she cheered and ran off to bed...



Originally by: Curzon Dax

...so long as she moaned in pleasure from it, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Not only did she not make a peep, she DIDN'T EVEN FINISH...



See what I did there?

LaughingLaughingLaughing


Another win thread from DaxVery Happy


Dodiez
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2007.09.09 07:45:00 - [32]
 

Edited by: Dodiez on 09/09/2007 07:46:18
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Arvald
Edited by: Arvald on 09/09/2007 07:03:44
heh not even gonna bother with the bounty, tried to ask how much the bounty is along with several other details that you should tell the hunter about ingame and was just told im on my own, hes obviously not serious about it and its not worth the effort


Ah yes, you did just convo me. I got some garbled junk, a "sorry for my typos" followed by a demand for intel. Dodiez is a public figure and if you can't figure out where she is, what she's doing, and when, you don't deserve to claim the bounty.

And for realz...

Woman cold --> Build fire --> Woman happy --> Woman makes man happy. Ugga bugga.

At least, that's how it should be. :(


No, you tard.

It should be:

Woman cold ---> man make woman warm with body heat and other "stuff" ---> both man and woman happy

you added in a bunch of un-necessary steps and are acting all magnanimous because your pyro self built a fire that you had been wanting to do for weeks. Don't act like you did that for me...tardcakes. Rolling Eyes


P'uck
Posted - 2007.09.09 11:21:00 - [33]
 

Edited by: P''uck on 09/09/2007 11:27:23
this topic reminds me very much of my lady and meself.

it just lacks the furniture projectiles.

yesterday we had something weird happen. we were in the kitchen, preparing food together when she "broke" the dishwasher. well not really break it but lets say... partly quick-disassemble it.

i KNEW she felt like she broke it, due to her... limited technical knowledge.

now here is what riddles me... she just handed me the parts, as if nothing happened. right there, quick-disassembly, and in the same motion giving me the pieces. she looked at me, with a rather expressionless face and said "here", turned around and continued with the vegetables.

i cant even begin to describe how wrong that is, on how many levels!
she didnt even really appreciate me putting that thing together, but still i learned something:

she only likes that macguyvering if you repair something SHE broke, and ONLY if you dont bring up the point that SHE broke it. EVER.

you cant just go around and do random macguyvering (even if its for her) and expect her to like it, heck, even understand it!

arghhhhhhhh
Posted - 2007.09.09 12:50:00 - [34]
 

Has it been long enough for everyone in this forum to forget about your battleship championship fiasco already for you to start spouting this rubbish again?

Lal QelThyr
CB Industries
Posted - 2007.09.09 13:52:00 - [35]
 

Someones jealous Very Happy

PKO
Posted - 2007.09.09 14:51:00 - [36]
 

5 to 1: "For every 1 sum of money you enter, I will enter 5. At the completion of the bet, the winner takes the pot".

Just sayin..

Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Posted - 2007.09.09 15:03:00 - [37]
 

Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Arvald
Edited by: Arvald on 09/09/2007 07:03:44
heh not even gonna bother with the bounty, tried to ask how much the bounty is along with several other details that you should tell the hunter about ingame and was just told im on my own, hes obviously not serious about it and its not worth the effort


Ah yes, you did just convo me. I got some garbled junk, a "sorry for my typos" followed by a demand for intel. Dodiez is a public figure and if you can't figure out where she is, what she's doing, and when, you don't deserve to claim the bounty.

And for realz...

Woman cold --> Build fire --> Woman happy --> Woman makes man happy. Ugga bugga.

At least, that's how it should be. :(

ok first off if shes such a pub lic figure, they why have i not heard of her before 2 days ago (and still at taht i know very little)
and second who ever said i was going to ask for her location, you never even gave me the chance Wink now if you will excuse me i have to go to work

Dodiez
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2007.09.09 17:40:00 - [38]
 

oh my.

I'm not a public figure.

Laughing


Eva d'Ray
Amarr
Posted - 2007.09.13 14:38:00 - [39]
 

Edited by: Eva d''Ray on 13/09/2007 14:39:04
Curzon, you poor sob...

You even played that blasfemism called WoW so you should have hear the expression 'controlling the boss wife agro'?

Poor soul, Google it and came back when you have been educated.

The woman's world aint ready for you yet, you need to enlighten your path first..

PS: what always works with me is the "time2effort2play scale"

for example:
- hanging up the laundry; 10 mins > extended playtime (ETP) 20-30 mins (depending on your skill)
- taking the kids to bed; 30 mins > ETP 60 mins
- don't cook, but serve take-out on plates (remember the napkins) and serve that soda in a wine-glass); 10 mins > ETP 60 mins
- take the dog/kids/granny/mother in law/.. for a walk; 15 mins > ETP 30 mins
- let her sleep in the morning and take the care of the kids; 30 mins > ETP 30+60 mins (this includes her extra time sleeping)
- chinema tickets, 2! suprise look who's here, it's your friend and she wants to take you to the (dr00l)movies!; 15 mins > ETP 4 hours (excluding ticket cost)
- tell her you upgraded her computer on your expense; 0 mins (just words right ;) > ETP variable

Downfall on these above; you might need to give back some ETP for longer foreplay, but listening to your songs, I'd say you need more of thattum plus that brings kids which eventually gives you more availble options on the above Idea

Combinations of above, i.e. making coffee or get her "one of your Orange Soda's" combined with one of the above, add 15% playtime

And to Dodiez, honour these and thou trust shall come back multiplied (and it's either that or next thing another fire in bathroom, sweety)


who cares me being man/woman, my hitting you gonna hurt the same way


Taydess
Posted - 2007.09.13 23:20:00 - [40]
 

I actually did the same sorta thing with the fire. Except it was a bowl of gasoline in my kitchen sink. Also, it spilled.

>_>

<_<

It seemed ingenious at the time. . .

Anyways, my advice is to stop *****footing around here Curz. You gotta take some action and show her who's boss. Dodiez, if you're reading this post, avert your eyes right now and continue to the next post, THIS IS FOR CURZONS EYES ONLY.

Merc corp that does suicide ganks. Might be expensive, but it's worth it.

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2007.09.13 23:22:00 - [41]
 

Dodiez and I went to the store today.

On the way home, she saw two kids out skateboarding. She said "Nerds."

Then I loled.

Then she realized the irony and loled too.

Bellum Eternus
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2007.09.13 23:54:00 - [42]
 

Curzon, I seriously hope that your gf and my gf never meet, or we're both doomed. Laughing

Atoning Unifex
Caldari
Farmer Killers
United Corporations Against Macros
Posted - 2007.09.14 00:10:00 - [43]
 

Yawn

Dodiez
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2007.09.14 00:25:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: Atoning Unifex
Yawn


Awww, are you tired? I'll get you some bunny slippers and pajamas and I'll tuck you in nice and tight and read you a bedtime story. Then I'll leave a nightlight on cuz I know you are scared of the dark and I'll come running when you wake up screaming from your nightmares.

Sweet dreams!


Adelorae24
Caldari
Limited Mercy
Posted - 2007.09.14 01:19:00 - [45]
 

Crap Crap Crap... !Mining in RAK territory! Ok I'll hunt her down. Wish I had read this thread earlier.

Tarphon
Caldari
Helljumpers
En Garde
Posted - 2007.09.14 01:47:00 - [46]
 

NO no no no...
The problem is you forgot to cook, women see a man build a fire they expect a good meal. Like that Rabbit in the backyard, it would make a fine meal. Very Happy

Oh... and donít prepare it in the living room, they donít like it for some reason. Worked that out myself. ugh

Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Moira.
Posted - 2007.09.14 14:32:00 - [47]
 

You two need to get a room...



...that's not the bathroom - I was here first!

Meb slams the door

Nicho Void
Rage and Terror
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2007.09.14 14:40:00 - [48]
 

These threads get me through my work mornings. Laughing Epic as always.

Hmm. I wonder if Dodiez should be my first PvP kill.

Born Slippy
Posted - 2007.09.14 14:51:00 - [49]
 

Another pathetic Curzon Dax thread, lagging up these forums. We come here to find escapism, not read up on your Jeremy-Kyle quarrels with your alt girlfreind. Rolling Eyes

Kiyirari
All Star Shipyards
Posted - 2007.09.14 15:43:00 - [50]
 

If ya want the bunny dead, contact meh.

I need to know bounty offer if you are serious ? and some other details...

Omarvelous
Destry's Lounge
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2007.09.14 15:43:00 - [51]
 

Edited by: Omarvelous on 14/09/2007 15:44:51
Its cold enough to need a fire? Man, where I live we're still going through a drought and 90F+ (30C+) degree days here. I haven't even closed my pool yet.

That said - I'd rather generate 'heat' in the bathtub with candles instead of mini-camp fires... Wink

*EDIT* To those of you who don't like these threads - why are you wasting your time responding, just click back and go on to another topic. I like a little light humor in here, especially when it involves the fairer sex.

Nicocat
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2007.09.14 18:56:00 - [52]
 

What the ****?

Dodiez
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2007.09.14 19:28:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: Nicho Void
These threads get me through my work mornings. Laughing Epic as always.

Hmm. I wonder if Dodiez should be my first PvP kill.


Nicho, you're not a very nice boy.

I don't deserve a death.

Long live the carebears and stuff!


Nicho Void
Rage and Terror
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2007.09.14 20:21:00 - [54]
 

Edited by: Nicho Void on 14/09/2007 20:20:52
Originally by: Dodiez
Nicho, you're not a very nice boy.


I'm not very nice? Where I come from, a guy who makes a fire in a bathtub gets laid! Wink

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2007.09.14 21:05:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: Nicho Void
Edited by: Nicho Void on 14/09/2007 20:20:52
Originally by: Dodiez
Nicho, you're not a very nice boy.


I'm not very nice? Where I come from, a guy who makes a fire in a bathtub gets laid! Wink


Who says I didn't? Surprised

Neal Cassady
Mutually Assured Distraction
Posted - 2007.09.15 04:33:00 - [56]
 

if my girlfriend played eve i would seriously think about trading her in for a better model.

Rilder
Caldari
Oberon Incorporated
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2007.09.15 09:23:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Arvald
Edited by: Arvald on 09/09/2007 07:03:44
heh not even gonna bother with the bounty, tried to ask how much the bounty is along with several other details that you should tell the hunter about ingame and was just told im on my own, hes obviously not serious about it and its not worth the effort


Ah yes, you did just convo me. I got some garbled junk, a "sorry for my typos" followed by a demand for intel. Dodiez is a public figure and if you can't figure out where she is, what she's doing, and when, you don't deserve to claim the bounty.

And for realz...

Woman cold --> Build fire --> Woman happy --> Woman makes man happy. Ugga bugga.

At least, that's how it should be. :(


Build a girl a fire she'll be happy for a day, start a girl on fire and she'll be happy for the rest of her life. Laughing

Ok joking aside, perhaps you should build a campfire outside and then warm dodiez up using her prefered method?

Rudy Metallo
Veto.
Posted - 2007.09.15 15:15:00 - [58]
 

Idiot.

You should've used the blowdryer.


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