We all know the hamsters have a tough job keeping the servers running, as this leaked vid from a dev clearly shows:-CCP Server
As you can see, the hamster is dedicated to his job, and never gives up trying to keep the servers running for us. What the hamster needs to increase performance is some form of recreation during downtime, to help it relax and have fun before the next 23 hours work kicks in. Maybe you guys could create a sub game within eve just for the hamsters, an idea shown below:-Sub Game For Hamsters
Please remember CCP that hamsters need love too, they should also be allowed to have their fun. I'm sure this can only lead to better overall performance!