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Nexa Necis
The Really Awesome Players
Posted - 2007.02.08 06:27:00 - [1]
 

You may have seen the videos of pirates ganking people, then inviting them into their TeamSpeak channels to record their whining for posterity.

Well my friends and foes, you now have an opportunity to see things from the other side.

Delve into the dark scary depths of a carebear's mind as you hear their thoughts and see what they see. Shocking? Perhaps. Scary? Moderately. Entertaining? DEFINITELY!

One of my corpmates was in Tash trying to have some fun with our war targets, Kiroshi Corp. He decides to engage them in his Rifter. Mind you, he is up against a Helios, Raven, Drake, and 2 Merlins.

He had the Helios to about 10% structure before he popped too. He wanted the T2 Cloaking Device pretty badly. Funny how they failed to FRAPS the encounter where their big, bad Rokh fell to 2 T1 cruisers, or how a Nighthawk, Drake and Thorax couldn't take my Domi.

If you watch one Eve video this year, THIS IS THE ONE!

Carebear Killers

Samirol
Love is Hate
Posted - 2007.02.08 06:35:00 - [2]
 

post in video section

Nexa Necis
The Really Awesome Players
Posted - 2007.02.08 06:37:00 - [3]
 

Didn't see that section, sorry. Can a mod relocate it for me please? Thanks!

Samirol
Love is Hate
Posted - 2007.02.08 06:39:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Samirol on 08/02/2007 07:04:52
Edited by: Samirol on 08/02/2007 06:37:21
yeah sure ill move it with my moderator account if i remember


i dont actually have a moderator account.

And all you killed was a rifter ffs.

Merlin, Helios, RAVEN vs a rifter. That isnt movie worthy at all.

Tobias Sjodin
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.02.08 06:53:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: Tobias Sjodin on 08/02/2007 06:53:14

That was utter tripe.

"Boo-yaa" go pod yourself. Now. Rolling Eyes

Quilan Ziller
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.02.08 07:15:00 - [6]
 

Mmmm... Can the OP possibly explain the point of the video?
All I see is just a bunch of dudes in big ships killing a frig and a pod in Tash Prime.
It was not even funny... Is it supposed to be?

Nexa Necis
The Really Awesome Players
Posted - 2007.02.08 07:26:00 - [7]
 

I find it humorous that they go through all this effort and are whooping and hollering because they killed a Rifter using 2 Merlins, a Drake, Helios and a Raven.

I guess it's not everyone's cup o' tea. ugh

Arbenowskee
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2007.02.08 07:42:00 - [8]
 

omg they're uber! killed a rifter with raven. that is some skill i tell u :)

Kjewla
Minmatar
Cadetes de San Marcial
T o r m e n t u m
Posted - 2007.02.08 08:39:00 - [9]
 

I don't know what to say Shocked

Na'Kunni
Amarr
Invicta.
Posted - 2007.02.08 08:57:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Na''Kunni on 08/02/2007 08:56:43
BOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I GOT THE KILL..


LOL!!!!!!Twisted EvilRolling Eyes

THAT VIDEO WAS.... OMG... AMAZING

nubs,nubs,nubs bleh!bleh!bleh!

Masochistic Cannibal
Viziam
Posted - 2007.02.08 09:53:00 - [11]
 

This thread does not deliver!

Cannibal

Setana Manoro
Gallente
Firefly Inc.
Posted - 2007.02.08 10:02:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Setana Manoro on 08/02/2007 10:04:43
Edited by: Setana Manoro on 08/02/2007 10:02:52
If you have read his stories in EVE-Pirate you would have seen his post in another light.
He does this for a living and the readers of EVE-Pirate are used to this kind of ironic articles and with this kind of theme. The Crime&Punishment section of the EVE-O forums and particularly the EVE-O forums are not.

That being said, even if i had watched this movie without his comentaries ... it would still look like a joke.
First of all it's a BS + BC + 2x Frigs + Destroyer vs a Rifter and they all giggle like schoolgirls; then there is the 13 year old voice on TS effect, but all of that stands very nicely to they're overview settings which are the cause of they're lag ... :)

PS: Destroyer with veldspar in cargo is also very nice ... :)
PPS: I see you already made an article about this, going to grab some popcorn.

Tiny Tove
Posted - 2007.02.08 10:38:00 - [13]
 

I don't understand.

When pirates gank carebears, they are called uber, and pro, and "u winz0r at Eve"
When carebears gank pirates, what? They are called carebears, and children?

This gives more an insight into the pirate (gankbear) mind, not the carebear mind.

And if I don't put the following word, you won't understand what I am trying to say...
"okthnxbye"

Vordark
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2007.02.08 10:56:00 - [14]
 

If this was their first kill evar then I can kind of understand the excitement and pride. If it wasn't, then it is very, very scary. Either way, whichever of them took the time to fraps, edit and mix this video will never know the touch of a woman.

Francis Reighn
PPN United
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2007.02.08 10:58:00 - [15]
 

I misses some Action. And btw Vid already deleted.

GF btw or something like that ^^ Rolling Eyes

Darg Even
Posted - 2007.02.08 11:21:00 - [16]
 

OMG.

I've never seen a rifter loose to a raven before. Amazing. I now fully understand that pirates are ubercool and all carebears are whiners. Thx for the eye opener, nexa......

/sarcasm off

Presidente Gallente
Dark-Rising
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2007.02.08 12:12:00 - [17]
 

Edited by: Presidente Gallente on 09/02/2007 00:44:17
Ah ... forget my former comments. I understood now ... what a stupid "waste of time vid".

Presidente Gallente

zwerg
Macabre Votum
Imperial Republic Of the North
Posted - 2007.02.08 13:24:00 - [18]
 

my gf would go crazy if i would shout BOOOYAAAA every kill, and I GOT THE MAIL, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rolling Eyes


SaltandPepper
Caldari
Posted - 2007.02.08 13:29:00 - [19]
 

a few of you guys should read eve-pirate.com....
thanks for that nexa, i lolīd :)

Setana Manoro
Gallente
Firefly Inc.
Posted - 2007.02.08 14:59:00 - [20]
 

BOOOOOOYAAAAAA

Those movie-making skills are wasted on the guy who made the film ... :)
2 min of ending credits on 2 min of action, talk about an e-peen. D

Samirol
Love is Hate
Posted - 2007.02.08 15:12:00 - [21]
 

zwerg, dont grief the forum boundaries Very Happy

Na'Kunni
Amarr
Invicta.
Posted - 2007.02.08 15:20:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Samirol
zwerg, dont grief the forum boundaries Very Happy


ROFLMAOYARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!

Stormreaper
Minmatar
Spike Industries
Wife Core Stabs Consortium
Posted - 2007.02.08 17:41:00 - [23]
 

great video! this is my no.1 funniest cool uber vid

BOOYAAH

Trillian Mcmillan
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2007.02.08 17:46:00 - [24]
 

I dont think i have ever seen something as horrible as this.


The adolescent-klingon-honor speech at the end....


Just... OMG the horror.


"Engage!"

Shiip destroyed: Rifter

"Heres to the finest crew in starfleet"


BOOOOYAAAAA!


Jesus i want my 5mins and 20mbs back.

Mikojo
The Really Awesome Players
Posted - 2007.02.08 18:08:00 - [25]
 

Edited by: Mikojo on 08/02/2007 18:23:02

TO CLEAR SOME THINGS UP FOR YOU GUYS
Yes I was the one that got killed by a raven, drake, 2 merlins, and a helios.

But Nexa had nothing to do with the making of this video or did my corp.

This was a video made by the people that we are currently at war with that popped me and Nexa was merly posting it here for all of us to laugh at. Laughing


It was so hilarious the smack in local they did after that too.
I fraps'd it myself and I'll do a video reply.





BOOYAH!!!!



Tobias Sjodin
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.02.08 18:15:00 - [26]
 

Edited by: Tobias Sjodin on 08/02/2007 18:12:01
Whoever did it should be shot, castrated, mutilated, chopped, minced, boiled, spread out over a field, eaten by crows. Have said crows shot, castrated,

mutilated chopped, minced, boiled, spread out over a field, eaten by crows, have said crows burned, have the ashes used as makeup on Michael Jackson, have M.J shot, castrated, mutilated, chopped, minced, boiled, spread out over a field...

You get the point.

RedFall
Irreligion
Posted - 2007.02.08 18:21:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: RedFall on 08/02/2007 18:18:32
Originally by: Masochistic Cannibal
This thread does not deliver!

Cannibal


Lol.

This thread does deliver.

Na'Kunni
Amarr
Invicta.
Posted - 2007.02.08 18:28:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Tobias Sjodin
Edited by: Tobias Sjodin on 08/02/2007 18:12:01
Whoever did it should be shot, castrated, mutilated, chopped, minced, boiled, spread out over a field, eaten by crows. Have said crows shot, castrated,

mutilated chopped, minced, boiled, spread out over a field, eaten by crows, have said crows burned, have the ashes used as makeup on Michael Jackson, have M.J shot, castrated, mutilated, chopped, minced, boiled, spread out over a field...

You get the point.


WOW...Laughing....JUST.........OMG....WOWLaughing

nice speech :P

Mikojo
The Really Awesome Players
Posted - 2007.02.08 18:43:00 - [29]
 

Edited by: Mikojo on 08/02/2007 18:40:11
Oh and as you can see with my sig we have recently popped the drake and the raven in t1 cruisers and a assault frig but concord took our raven km silly carebears setting off there smartbombs next to gates. We ended up grabbing the ravens pod though Twisted Evil.

Karlemgne
Tides Of War
Posted - 2007.02.08 18:45:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Tiny Tove
I don't understand.

When pirates gank carebears, they are called uber, and pro, and "u winz0r at Eve"
When carebears gank pirates, what? They are called carebears, and children?

This gives more an insight into the pirate (gankbear) mind, not the carebear mind.

And if I don't put the following word, you won't understand what I am trying to say...
"okthnxbye"


Dude, you BLOBED a Rifter. I only celebrate on teamspeak when we take down an Ishtar with one Myrmidon and a Caracal, we blow up a Carrier, we do something where the odds are at least even, and we win.

Not:

"Rifter at belt 2-1"
"Come on, we need 9 guys lets go!"
"Oh man, look at that!
"Yeah he's in armor!!"
"Sweet he blew up"
"Woot!"
"**** YEAH!"
"Sweet"
"I GOT THE KILL MAIL!!"

Do you see now why this thread, and that movie, are ridiculous?

-Karlemgne


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