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Wilfan Ret'nub
Singularity.
The SUdden Death Squad
Posted - 2007.01.06 17:12:00 - [1]
 

Written during the last downtime. Big thanks to Scrapheap Challenge for inspiration and test audience.

D2 and friends:
You have a cow. All your neighbours have a cow, too. You agree not to steal each other's milk. Everybody else thinks that's weak.

0utbreak:
Got milk? (click on the bloody link)

ASCN:
You have a cow. You give milk to the mayor. He uses it to raise a gigantic golden calf. Everybody is in awe of it. Mayor locks it in the stable. One day he takes it out, leaves it tied to a tree, then an Indian warparty kills it.

FiX:
You have a cow. Cowboys steal it. Sheriff gets it back from them, doesn't return it to you but hires you as a stable boy. Job sucks, so you start moonlighting as a cowboy.

Red Alliance:
You have a herd. It gets stolen and all there's left is a horn. Using complex science, you clone it to a bull and a cow and raise a new herd.

BoB:
Nice cow, we'll take it.

Goonfleet:
Stampede.

Syndicate:
You had a cow, but cattle-rustling is more fun.

Stain:
You raise cows during the day and raid cattle during the night. You barely break even.

T2 lottery:
You're lucky. You've been born as a service bull. You inseminate cows all day in exchange for huge wads of money. You complain it's a hard life, but everybody says you're just bull****ting.

Snarls McGee
Posted - 2007.01.06 17:20:00 - [2]
 

Laughing

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Nice once!

Doc Extropy
Gallente
Cruentus Invicta
The Covenant Alliance
Posted - 2007.01.06 17:31:00 - [3]
 

CCP:

The cows utters don't give milk but at least the "moooh" is in 5.1.

Nir
Capital Construction Research
Pioneer Alliance
Posted - 2007.01.06 17:40:00 - [4]
 

Red Alliance: COWRUNZ #49 JOIN NOW GOGOGO


 

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