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Abandoned Child
Posted - 2003.09.22 03:11:00 - [1]
 

Are you...
...tired of traffic jams and black holes in Yulai?
...tired of traffic jams in BMU-V1?
...worried about the hundred Gallente navy ships idling in Raneilles?
...worried about the hundred minmatar cruisers in Amarr?
...lost somwhere in god forsaken Khanid region?
...having no clue where Khanid region is?
...frantically searching for a miner II?
...frantically searching for garbage @ 19isk?

Well, all you need is an implant. Not just any implant, but an implant of the "spirits" family.

My favorite:

Beer implant
-6 perception
-6 intelligence
-10 willpower
+10 wisdom
+10 charisma

So, sit back in the cockpit of your shuttle, battleship, or afk bestower, turn up the music and the holovids, and plug yourself a beer implant.

It will make all of the above a distant memory.

Charlemagne
Posted - 2003.09.22 03:56:00 - [2]
 

Laughing Not sure if that's a +10 charisma or -10!!

Lola
Gallente
Posted - 2003.09.22 04:15:00 - [3]
 

Quote:
Laughing Not sure if that's a +10 charisma or -10!!


Actually you and others with your same level of implant think it's +10 but anyone who doesn't have one sees you as -10.

Archemedes
Gallente
Omnitrend
Posted - 2003.09.22 04:20:00 - [4]
 

That's odd... I thought beer was a booster, not an implant. Razz


Roba
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2003.09.22 06:15:00 - [5]
 

This is an implant that pumps a steady stream of beer directly into your blood stream.

unanimated
Gallente
The X-Trading Company
Posted - 2003.09.22 12:24:00 - [6]
 

Lets write in yulai with containers
"stuck is a feature"

Mynobe Soletae
Posted - 2003.09.22 12:27:00 - [7]
 

Let me guess: while this implant is on, your camera starts swaying from side to side, and your vision gets elongated to the extreme?

Luc Boye
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2003.09.22 12:29:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Luc Boye on 22/09/2003 12:29:15
Quote:
Lets write in yulai with containers
"stuck is a feature"


LOL good one, I'm game =)

unanimated
Gallente
The X-Trading Company
Posted - 2003.09.22 12:43:00 - [9]
 

ok to write this in yulai isnt a good idea. It makes it more laggy as it is atm. But on every jumpgate who heads into yulai Wink

Morin
The Scope
Posted - 2003.09.22 13:01:00 - [10]
 

Quote:
That's odd... I thought beer was a booster, not an implant. Razz



If Beer is a Booster, I'm training up my cybernetics skill Surprised

SavX
Posted - 2003.09.22 13:15:00 - [11]
 

Oh, I thought this post would have been something interesting about implants, not just some idiot typing things that have been said over and over. They were funny the first time, not the 15th.


Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2003.09.22 13:22:00 - [12]
 

Quote:
They were funny the first time, not the 15th.

Whereas you aren't even amusing the first time, sirrah.

Baff's Ugly
Posted - 2003.09.22 13:25:00 - [13]
 

call me old fashioned but i want it pump directly into my glass.


 

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