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Deezel Swoopfast
Posted - 2011.09.03 17:29:00 - [31]

Edited by: Deezel Swoopfast on 03/09/2011 17:30:39
Pinky: What are we doing tonight?

Brain: The same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the WORLD!!!!

Lena Lark
Posted - 2011.09.03 17:43:00 - [32]

Edited by: Lena Lark on 03/09/2011 17:43:40

Kim Briggs
Posted - 2011.09.03 17:46:00 - [33]

For the bumping Prize:

Barney: Haaaaave you met Ted?

Posted - 2011.09.03 17:47:00 - [34]

Site isn't updating currently, I have emailed my provider and hopefully it should track shortly, please dont hesitate to keep purchasing tickets there are still plenty left!

Also some great quotes :)


Posted - 2011.09.03 17:48:00 - [35]


Posted - 2011.09.03 17:57:00 - [36]

Yeah, we cool. Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This **** is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?

Pierced Brosmen
Priory Of The Lemon
Posted - 2011.09.03 18:09:00 - [37]

Betty: "OK Ted, what's the problem?"

Ted: "Hello Betty... What's the problem?... I haven't got a problem. I've got f'ing problems. Plural. Wanna hear?"

Betty: "Sure"

Ted: "Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead ***** stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right f'ing now. Buenas noches."

Unknown Soldiers
Posted - 2011.09.03 18:24:00 - [38]

Capt. Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Capt. Oveur: You ever…seen a grown man naked?
Capt. Oveur: Do you…like movies about gladiators?

and ofc,

Capt. Oveur: Joey, have you ever been…in a Turkish Prison?

Astral Industry Service
Posted - 2011.09.03 18:29:00 - [39]


Posted - 2011.09.03 18:44:00 - [40]

Anthony Cortino: I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas.

Posted - 2011.09.03 18:52:00 - [41]

Edited by: thebigbabwolf on 03/09/2011 18:53:09
Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shiit like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shiit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!

Happy Gilmore :)

Posted - 2011.09.03 18:55:00 - [42]

Jay - In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Resincast Milk
Blood Dolls
Posted - 2011.09.03 18:58:00 - [43]


Badboy K
Posted - 2011.09.03 18:58:00 - [44]

Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty ****in' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ******s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.

Pulp Fiction,1994

Zofia Salia
Posted - 2011.09.03 19:01:00 - [45]


Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.

Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?

League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Dark Solar Empire
Posted - 2011.09.03 19:11:00 - [46]

Edited by: Avbar on 03/09/2011 19:54:32

Klytus: Most effective, Your Majesty. Will you destroy this Earth?
The Emperor Ming: Later. I like to play with things a while before annihilation.

Sacred Templars
Posted - 2011.09.03 19:18:00 - [47]

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition"

Send More ISK
Posted - 2011.09.03 19:19:00 - [48]

Stanley Spadowski: This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

Black Legion.
Posted - 2011.09.03 19:44:00 - [49]


Karima el Marough
Posted - 2011.09.03 19:45:00 - [50]

That's it. I've had it with this dump! We've got no food, we got no jobs,... our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!

Ares Zeus
Posted - 2011.09.03 19:58:00 - [51]

Edited by: Ares Zeus on 03/09/2011 19:58:05
"I had it with these snakes on this mutha****in' plane."

attis evice
Posted - 2011.09.03 20:14:00 - [52]

bump one of my fav step brothers quotes

Dr. Robert Doback: You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!
Brennan Huff: Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric f**k!
Nancy Huff: Brennan.
Brennan Huff: Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000.
Nancy Huff: Oh, stop it! Stop it right...
Brennan Huff: Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your a**...
Nancy Huff: Brennan!
Brennan Huff: can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces s**t!

The Tortured Souls
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.09.03 20:16:00 - [53]

planes trains and automobiles quote

[waking up after sharing the same bed on the motel]
Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!

Missions Mining and Mayhem
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2011.09.03 20:35:00 - [54]

Edited by: Murkk on 03/09/2011 20:39:56
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

From airplane

jalal cornath
Posted - 2011.09.03 20:43:00 - [55]


Chick: I never told anybody this before, but I hate flyin'. So it would be an awful shame to die now.
Rockhound: That's easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
Chick: Boy, that's bad.
Armageddon 1998

Zenith Intaki
Federal Defence Union
Posted - 2011.09.03 20:51:00 - [56]


Posted - 2011.09.03 21:21:00 - [57]

Edited by: Xkbt203 on 03/09/2011 21:22:07
If its brown its cooked, if its black its ****ED! - Gordon Ramsay

Marc Folk
Deliverers of Pain
Posted - 2011.09.03 21:21:00 - [58]

Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a **** how crazy they are!

Solaris Prime
Posted - 2011.09.03 21:45:00 - [59]

Got 5

Posted - 2011.09.03 22:16:00 - [60]

bump - bought a couple

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