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 Webby McWebberson |
Posted - 2011.09.05 20:40:00 - [ 151]
"Oh hey guys, lets just add new forums to EVE and call it an expansion. Since we messed up the spaceship part of EVE. We will just keep throwing 1/2 finished products at them and then re-release them at a later date to make it look like we actually care."
- from the talk around the fish tank at CCP HQ |
 Grey Stormshadow Starwreck Industries |
Posted - 2011.09.05 20:49:00 - [ 152]
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 Ladie Scarlet GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2011.09.05 20:57:00 - [ 153]
Please don't deploy the new forums. They are horrible. |
 Cyrus Ageis Pytheas search Exodus Alliance |
Posted - 2011.09.05 21:41:00 - [ 154]
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 Louis deGuerre Gallente Malevolence.
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Posted - 2011.09.05 21:58:00 - [ 155]
Originally by: CCP Guard ...And since we didn't want to be this to happen...
I may dislike the new forums but that was funny  |
 Lu'Marat |
Posted - 2011.09.05 22:04:00 - [ 156]
Edited by: Lu''Marat on 05/09/2011 22:04:29 Originally by: CCP Guard ...And since we didn't want to be this to happen...
Best troll-related post ever  |
 DeDorosa |
Posted - 2011.09.05 23:13:00 - [ 157]
Originally by: CCP Guard Update:
I just got back from the deployment zone. The team is doing some final network configurations. At this time we can't nail down a precise ETA, but we are still aiming to deploy today. We will bring you regular updates and inform you if there is any change to our plans.
Thank you!
How did you end up with so many idiots working for your company? Most people make sure something works *before* they announce a date to turn it on. |
 Enriana Shlirapen |
Posted - 2011.09.06 00:04:00 - [ 158]
You really shouldn't push this. You just really shouldn't. |
 Avon Caldari Versatech Co. Raiden. |
Posted - 2011.09.06 00:07:00 - [ 159]
Originally by: CCP Guard Update:
It's getting late in the workday over here and we have decided to postpone the live deployment until tomorrow morning. The reason is twofold.
First the deployment was delayed a little due to a problem with a load-balancer. Not a showstopper by any means but rather just something that stalled us for a couple of hours. Following that, we ran into another snag which was that all the bans we've issued through the eons had not properly ported over to the new forums. And since we didn't want to be this to happen, we decided to use the remaining time today to sort that out, and deploy early tomorrow when we have all hands on deck once again.
TL;DR - everything is ready for deployment tomorrow morning.
Thank you all for your patience, and our apologies for the extra delay.
Sticking with this theme, here is how I imagine the moments before the deployment.. |
 Meryl SinGarda Caldari Belligerent Underpayed Tactical Team |
Posted - 2011.09.06 00:09:00 - [ 160]
Aww, I woke up hoping for new forum awesomeness, but, I suppose we wouldn't want a waterfall of spam threads about some guys corporation. Cheers to tomorrow morning! |
 Trolls Troll |
Posted - 2011.09.06 01:36:00 - [ 161]
Originally by: Meryl SinGarda Aww, I woke up hoping for new forum awesomeness, but, I suppose we wouldn't want a waterfall of spam threads about some guys corporation. Cheers to tomorrow morning!
Don't worry, tomorrow will be all better. CCP wouldn't disappoint their biggest fanboi again, would they?  |
 Kengutsi Akira |
Posted - 2011.09.06 01:47:00 - [ 162]
Originally by: Ladie Scarlet Please don't deploy the new forums. They are horrible.
lol YOU should be named Troll's Troll |
 Meryl SinGarda Caldari Belligerent Underpayed Tactical Team |
Posted - 2011.09.06 03:46:00 - [ 163]
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 Tau Cabalander |
Posted - 2011.09.06 03:46:00 - [ 164]
Smilies are the wrong colour. |
 Ciar Meara Amarr Virtus Vindice
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Posted - 2011.09.06 07:23:00 - [ 165]
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 Mag's the united Negative Ten. |
Posted - 2011.09.06 07:29:00 - [ 166]
Originally by: Tau Cabalander Smilies are the wrong colour.
Well actually the pirate smiley is all wrong and the ones that are meant to be animated are not. It's all very complicated and due for release later in 2020. |
 El'Niaga Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2011.09.06 07:55:00 - [ 167]
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 Sarmatiko |
Posted - 2011.09.06 08:56:00 - [ 168]
Edited by: Sarmatiko on 06/09/2011 08:57:53 Originally by: Mag's
Originally by: Tau Cabalander Smilies are the wrong colour.
Well actually the pirate smiley is all wrong and the ones that are meant to be animated are not. It's all very complicated and due for release later in 2020.
Because when creating pirate smiley at CCP you need 3 art-development teams. And they will put this in the end of the queue because rewriting 8 pixels in 6 months (iirc from first feedback on old new forums) is impossible and need millions of bucks in budget. YW CCP: http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8236/ccppirateyarr.png Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
 Ciar Meara Amarr Virtus Vindice
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Posted - 2011.09.06 08:57:00 - [ 169]
Originally by: El'Niaga
Good idea really, and fire their focus groups while they are at it.
Reported for using the word fire in a post. |
 Sarmatiko |
Posted - 2011.09.06 09:00:00 - [ 170]
Originally by: Ciar Meara
Originally by: El'Niaga
Good idea really, and fire their focus groups while they are at it.
Reported for using the word fire in a post.
Reported your post for the same reason and then reported myself for quoting. |
 Aldan Romar Amarr Imperial Academy |
Posted - 2011.09.06 09:31:00 - [ 171]
Originally by: Meryl SinGarda So I'm a CCP alt AND their biggest fanboi? Or maybe I actually enjoy EVE. (you know, all of the aspects)
Don't be silly, we all know there is no enjoyment in EVE anymore...  |
 Kengutsi Akira |
Posted - 2011.09.06 10:23:00 - [ 172]
New forums up yet? |
 Trolls Troll |
Posted - 2011.09.06 10:26:00 - [ 173]
Cause CCP about as good as keeping a promise as Nostradamus. They don't care about the QQ from no bittervets See them talking bout parts of Incarna that they haven't even done yet  |
 SupaKudoRio |
Posted - 2011.09.06 10:45:00 - [ 174]
:excellence:
That is all.
Fake Edit: You just MIGHT want to put a project on hold so you have the manpower--owait, you put EVE on hold. Nevermind, carry on. |
 Sarmatiko |
Posted - 2011.09.06 10:51:00 - [ 175]
Friday is the best day to roll up new forums. Hold up till friday :trollface: |
 malaire |
Posted - 2011.09.06 10:59:00 - [ 176]
Edited by: malaire on 06/09/2011 11:00:331 hour until 12:00 ... let's see if we get new forums this "morning" ... edit: Forums link at https://gate.eveonline.com/ WAS JUST UPDATED |
 J Kunjeh Gallente |
Posted - 2011.09.06 11:05:00 - [ 177]
Logged into Evegate this morning expecting to be able to play in the new forums...left disappointed. |
 malaire |
Posted - 2011.09.06 11:09:00 - [ 178]
It's ON. |
 Trolls Troll |
Posted - 2011.09.06 11:10:00 - [ 179]
Originally by: J Kunjeh Logged into Evegate this morning expecting to be able to play in the new forums...left disappointed.
Surely a man who purchased such fine garments would not be subject to the same wait time as say a lowly peasent like myself to use the new forums? |
 RaTTuS BIG Gentlemen's Agreement |
Posted - 2011.09.06 11:58:00 - [ 180]
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