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Leona Elum
Save Jita
Posted - 2011.08.24 12:37:00 - [31]
 

Posting in CCP sanctioned troll thread. YARRRR!!

Entity
X-Factor Industries
Synthetic Existence
Posted - 2011.08.24 12:52:00 - [32]
 


stoicfaux
Gallente
Posted - 2011.08.24 13:19:00 - [33]
 

I thought Zen posting was against the ToS?


Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
Talocan United
Posted - 2011.08.24 13:23:00 - [34]
 

This thread is the sound of one hand clapping.

In space.

Arkon Hjallian
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.08.24 13:25:00 - [35]
 

The decision to post in this thread was harder than a one-armed man hanging off the edge of a cliff with itchy nuts.

Still, it was a soft landing..

SilentSkills
Gallente
Tax Evaders Inc.
Posted - 2011.08.24 13:35:00 - [36]
 


Takamori Maruyama
Amarr
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
Posted - 2011.08.24 13:39:00 - [37]
 

oh my.

CCP Xhagen

Posted - 2011.08.24 13:43:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Leona Elum
Posting in CCP sanctioned troll thread. YARRRR!!

The trolls are not here, they are under that bridge over there.

Bane Necran
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.08.24 13:59:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: CCP Xhagen
Originally by: Leona Elum
Posting in CCP sanctioned troll thread. YARRRR!!

The trolls are not here, they are under that bridge over there.


Lies! The bridge folk are honest god-fearing people. I won't have you slandering their good name.

Joe SMASH
You Got A Purty Mouth
Posted - 2011.08.24 14:05:00 - [40]
 

This thread needs more ponies... and hats...

Victoria Wolfe
Caldari
Posted - 2011.08.24 14:06:00 - [41]
 

Bridge trolls in the Witcher series are helpful and vital to the maintenance of the local transportation infrastructure!

Tirun Araun
Gallente
Posted - 2011.08.24 14:16:00 - [42]
 

Space is big.

You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is.

I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

Leona Elum
Save Jita
Posted - 2011.08.24 14:18:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: CCP Xhagen
Originally by: Leona Elum
Posting in CCP sanctioned troll thread. YARRRR!!

The trolls are not here, they are under that bridge over there.


/me put on tinfoil hat and runs to hide under the bridge

stoicfaux
Gallente
Posted - 2011.08.24 14:23:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: Tirun Araun
Space is big.

You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is.

I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.


It also means that the average word count in a post is zero.

When you take the space of the media that the post is stored on and divide that amount of space by the size of the universe, all posts take up essentially zero space, which means that all posts are zero in size on average.


CCP Xhagen

Posted - 2011.08.24 14:33:00 - [45]
 

Edited by: CCP Xhagen on 24/08/2011 14:33:50
Originally by: Bane Necran
Originally by: CCP Xhagen
Originally by: Leona Elum
Posting in CCP sanctioned troll thread. YARRRR!!

The trolls are not here, they are under that bridge over there.


Lies! The bridge folk are honest god-fearing people. I won't have you slandering their good name.
And slandering the trolls is perfectly alright? I mean some of them eat children and others take human pets - but their good names should not be slandered.

Simetraz
Posted - 2011.08.24 14:36:00 - [46]
 

Blank canvas =work of art.

Empty forum post = 10/10 rating best read ever. Very Happy

Bombardier McJones
Posted - 2011.08.24 14:37:00 - [47]
 

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and so the idea was lost, seemingly for ever. Cool

Kendon Riddick
Posted - 2011.08.24 14:43:00 - [48]
 

Originally by: CCP Cascade
Originally by: Ethan Bejorn
Ahahaha! Eve search. CCP alts posting in support CCP's terrible game development.


I'm not sure how you managed to tinfoil yourself to this conclusion. I saw a thread with an empty title, found an empty op and decided to reply with an empty post.


and you blanked edited yours to look just like his, very good attention to detail....

CCP Xhagen

Posted - 2011.08.24 14:47:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Bombardier McJones
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and so the idea was lost, seemingly for ever. Cool
Damn those Vogons!

Lester Knight Chaykin
Posted - 2011.08.24 14:50:00 - [50]
 

So, why exactly CCP didn't lock this thread for lack of contents and spammed it with useless posts and trolls instead?

Bane Necran
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.08.24 14:50:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: CCP Xhagen
And slandering the trolls is perfectly alright? I mean some of them eat children and others take human pets - but their good names should not be slandered.


I don't talk about it much, but one of my dearest alts was struck down in his prime by a pair of trolls. No amount of slander can be too much for such awful creatures.

I spent years trying to make sense of it all. Sipping brake fluid to ease the pain of my loss. If it wasn't for the gentle nature of the bridge folk, who taught me how to love again, i might have just given up.

Ian Isk
Sounds Legit
Posted - 2011.08.24 14:56:00 - [52]
 

Originally by: Lester Knight Chaykin
So, why exactly CCP didn't lock this thread for lack of contents and spammed it with useless posts and trolls instead?


Let me tell you about this abstract concept called "a sense of humor"..

Xercodo
Amarr
Xovoni Directorate
Posted - 2011.08.24 14:57:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: CCP Xhagen
Originally by: Bombardier McJones
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and so the idea was lost, seemingly for ever. Cool
Damn those Vogons!


at least you have your towel tho rite?

Ammzi
Posted - 2011.08.24 15:13:00 - [54]
 

Wooo \o/ post of epic trolls!

Othran
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2011.08.24 15:16:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: Kendon riddick
Originally by: CCP Cascade
Originally by: Ethan Bejorn
Ahahaha! Eve search. CCP alts posting in support CCP's terrible game development.


I'm not sure how you managed to tinfoil yourself to this conclusion. I saw a thread with an empty title, found an empty op and decided to reply with an empty post.


and you blanked edited yours to look just like his, very good attention to detail....


/me adds tinfoil Razz

Interestingly eve-search was down for a while and doesn't have the original thread.

Added tinfoil and Chribba, what more could you want?

Ranger 1
Amarr
Ranger Corp
Posted - 2011.08.24 15:28:00 - [56]
 

My parents were killed by bridge trolls.

Please donate ISK to assist me in my ninja training so that I may ultimately have revenge.

Ira Theos
Posted - 2011.08.24 15:29:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: Lester Knight Chaykin
So, why exactly CCP didn't lock this thread for lack of contents and spammed it with useless posts and trolls instead?


*************

Because this is the most entertaining content they have come up with in a long time and they can't afford to waste a chance to put a smile on their client's faces??

beeker1
Posted - 2011.08.24 15:34:00 - [58]
 

we need more posts like these, makes reading the forum a lot easier.

Kendon Riddick
Posted - 2011.08.24 15:35:00 - [59]
 

Edited by: Kendon riddick on 24/08/2011 15:36:11
The OP needed a pic of the door, then there would be somthing awesome to look at.

This thread is the ultimate red october of troll threads... 11/10

Aloe Cloveris
The Greater Goon
Posted - 2011.08.24 15:36:00 - [60]
 

Serviced by: your mother on 24/08/2011 15:29:15


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