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P0TAT0
Posted - 2011.08.15 09:59:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: P0TAT0 on 24/08/2011 11:36:58

Welcome to M0N0CLE

There is a term used in many leadership, parental, and managment trainings known as "provoking to good works".

The above statement is the purpose of our in game activites as well as this thread.

You will better adjust to this unique group once you realize and accept the fact that this is in fact a roleplaying group. We play EVE and fullfill the ROLE of "MOTIVATOR" in the game of EVE. Many monopoly money and pixel land lovers will identify you as a GRIEFER / SCAMMER because they do not have the mental capacity required to understand your motivational ROLE in game.

When you take into consideration that over 99% of the subscribers are Males and over 90% of those are adult males it paints quite a mental picture. The words disability and unemployment many times parallel excuses and laziness.

Most of the above described subscribers invest more time right & left clicking & F1-F8 mashing than they do at a part time job or school. Most of these subscriibers will not easily wake up from their mentally vegetative state. Through the shock of significant loss and the correct application of seed planting you will HELP many of these vegetables wake up. The heavier the loss, the higher the chance of successfully freeing another vegetable from EVE. The assetts acquired from your future marks will be proportional to your ability and motivation to help others play REAL.

Here at M0N0CLE we encourage motivating some of the unemployed, disabled, lazy, and excuse making adult male subscribing vegetables to end their gaming addictions through the application of "provoking to good works".

P0TAT0
Posted - 2011.08.15 10:01:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: P0TAT0 on 15/08/2011 11:18:37


DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FISH?

Much like fishing on the REAL side of your monitor, the FISH in PIXEL Land act and react with similar behavior patterns.

When you go fishing you try to remove yourself as far from the fish as possible and ensure the bait is both attractive and the line is transparent. Once the fish has taken the bait, you reel it in as quickly as possible without losing the hook. Regardless if you are fishing for food or if you are fishing for sport, it is always good to be able to fish effectively and intelligently. Many fishermen have trophy fish they target, wether its SIZE, BREED, or QUANTITY there is a predetermined goal on each fishing trip that motivates that fisherman to return to the craft.

In Pixel Land if you can parallel looking for a solid "MARK" to the art of fishing you will be far more successful. Many players in game splash around and make a large disturbance in the few main channels of EVE. Examples would be ALL MAJOR TRADE HUBS AND TRADE CHANNELS. This can be effective and you may catch a few small fish here and there but none of the BIG FISH bite in these channels (unless you have BIG BAIT or BIG SKILLZ).

The premium place to drop your bait lines are in local chats as you autopilot in a shuttle from mission hub to mission hub and also the forums. With the exception of CHARACTER BAZARRE and THE GTC BAZARE, ALL other forums are free game for dropping your bait. (Note: FORUMS HAVE HUGE FISH) Regardless of your end goal, these 2 forms of advertisement are the best ways to bait.

If a player is trying to get another player in game to aggress (bite) or if a player is trying to get another player to make his wallet go flashy (bite) it is the same thing. The fish in EVE bite millions of times each day and if you are a trained and seasoned fisherman or a MASTER BAITER you will pull in the BIG FISH on a regular basis. Knowing WHERE to look and HOW to bait and WHAT to bait with will be a skill set you will improve on over time.

ARE YOU PREPARED?

It is an easy thing to talk to 1 person and convince them to committ 1 action that makes sense logically and financially.

EXAMPLE:

If I meet you on the street and offer to give you 5 dollars for 4 quarters, after a general introduction and explaining i need to use the payphone but i only have a 5 dollar bill, you would gladly agree to the exchange. But for me to advertise on TV that I am offfering 5 dollars for 1 dollar it would be identified by the general public as a hoax and ignored by 99.99% of the people viewing.

When you spam your bait into the general populous, you WILL get convoes. and MANY will identify you as a SCAMMER / GRIEFER but others will BITE. When you get 4-8 bites at the same time how can you effectively handle them and weed out the small fish?

You NEED to have your conversations preloaded in a copy paste format in the notebook found under accessories on left side of your screen. BEFORE you drop your 1st bait line you must have multiple counters to the accusations that you will receive. As well as step by step instructions preloaded into your notebook in a copy paste format that you can intermittently paste for the "MARK" so they think they are talking to you. If you do this correctly. You can simply copy paste all day for peeps and watch your wallet blink.

This is one of my favorite AUTO PASTE that I drop in after someone says "SCAM" in pub chat.

The ignorant in this game will scream scam as they overvalue their monopoly money and as such fear losing it. This fear of loss is an embarrassing thing to admit, so much so they will publicly justify their fear by claiming scam


P0TAT0
Posted - 2011.08.15 10:03:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: P0TAT0 on 20/08/2011 09:06:48



We do NOT claim to be the best but we do claim to be ACTIVE

Current Members Include:

P0TAT0

PR0TEIN

Current Recruits:

CARR0T
H0TD0G
BR0C0LLI
DIET C0KE
0RANGE C0KE
BEEF TAC0
BURRIT0
0MELET
P0RKANDBEANS
FRIT0

Seeing as this is the CRIME and PUNISHMENT;

M0N0CLE is publicly displaying their rookie alts rate of growth measured in ISK for
those rookies and veterans alike who wonder if the CRIME is worth the
PUNISHMENT.

Thankyou for reading and for many of you "donating" YARRRR!!

Forum Trolls, Epeens, and Forum "warriors" Post is all yours Cool

skreeDK
Dansk Industri og export
Posted - 2011.08.15 10:04:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: P0TAT0
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Cool story bro ...

IBTL Rolling Eyes

Istyn
Tactical Knightmare
Posted - 2011.08.15 10:16:00 - [5]
 

tl;dr

skreeDK
Dansk Industri og export
Posted - 2011.08.15 11:04:00 - [6]
 

WoW - has the collective IQ on the eve forums dropped rapidly since last time I visited? It seems that almost half the posts here are mindless posts, trying to advertize themselves..but why? To become famous? Who, with his mind set right, would admire a forum warrior? Rolling Eyes

P0TAT0
Posted - 2011.08.15 11:05:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: skreeDK
Originally by: P0TAT0
.


Cool story bro ...

IBTL Rolling Eyes



skreenDK you will always be my forum warrior Rolling Eyes

fgft Athonille
Posted - 2011.08.15 11:11:00 - [8]
 

startinga countdown to when you sell your monocle to buy more hulks like all the other trolls in here

skreeDK
Dansk Industri og export
Posted - 2011.08.15 14:47:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: P0TAT0
Originally by: skreeDK
Originally by: P0TAT0
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Cool story bro ...

IBTL Rolling Eyes



skreenDK you will always be my forum warrior Rolling Eyes


Heh, you don't know me, and you can't even spell my name correctly. I very rarely post on this forum, so you can't quite call me a forum warrior.

P0TAT0
Posted - 2011.08.15 21:40:00 - [10]
 

Cool

Ebony Shakiel
Posted - 2011.08.15 21:48:00 - [11]
 

tl;dr op is a ***g0t

Proclus Diadochu
Obstergo
Posted - 2011.08.16 02:52:00 - [12]
 

Lock request for Lack of Content and apparent homosexuality.

P0TAT0
Posted - 2011.08.16 04:01:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: P0TAT0 on 16/08/2011 04:02:01
Plenty of content Cool

question is are u skilled enough to apply it?




Jerry Pepridge
Posted - 2011.08.16 04:25:00 - [14]
 

buy monocle,
post about it
??
feel important

Paul L Atreides
Posted - 2011.08.16 05:34:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: P0TAT0
Edited by: P0TAT0 on 16/08/2011 04:02:01
Plenty of content Cool

question is are u skilled enough to apply it?




buy monocle , make character pics for all your alts , sell monocle . This takes skill ?

Monocle trolling is so yesterday ...

SolusLunes
Caldari
2plus2isfive
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.08.16 06:34:00 - [16]
 

I can't help but be reminded of Time Cube through this guy's use of RANDOM ALL-CAPS WORDS.

fgft Athonille
Posted - 2011.08.16 06:44:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
buy monocle,
post about it
??
feel important


sell monocle because you are poor and do pve for money
hope nobody calls you out on it

fixt

P0TAT0
Posted - 2011.08.16 09:19:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: fgft Athonille
Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
buy monocle,
post about it
??
feel important


sell monocle because you are poor and do pve for money
hope nobody calls you out on it

fixt



I'll show you mine if you show me yours


Cool

Toqusa
Posted - 2011.08.17 00:02:00 - [19]
 

hate to say it given the above comments but,

I LOVE IT !!! Laughing

Istyn
Tactical Knightmare
Posted - 2011.08.17 00:22:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Ebony Shakiel
tl;dr op is a ***g0t


kthx

Dracoliche
Stiff Pickle Collection Agency
Posted - 2011.08.17 00:33:00 - [21]
 

Couldn't make it through.
But I guess if every ****** thread was locked....

PR0TEIN
Posted - 2011.08.17 01:40:00 - [22]
 

If only they knew... YARRRR!!

Jerry Pepridge
Posted - 2011.08.17 03:41:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
buy monocle,
post about it
??
feel important

Tarsen
Posted - 2011.08.17 11:09:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
buy monocle,
post about it
??
feel important



You quote yourself? HAHAHA and you re-read a post u didn't like?

These guys are like a breath of fresh air.

MOTIVATORS FTW

<3


Kikbak Reelaks
Posted - 2011.08.17 15:46:00 - [25]
 

Literally laying a loaf atm. Bathroom breaks are a special time that I keep reserved for the Eve forums.

Mr. Potato Head you do a disservice to the real world. Is it not preferable that the phycos who populate Eve remain there rather return to reality?

0racle
Galactic Rangers
Galactic-Rangers
Posted - 2011.08.17 15:53:00 - [26]
 

Date of Birth 2011-07-10 23:51:00

Says it all, really. How about ya get on your main?

Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.08.17 17:26:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: 0racle
Date of Birth 2011-07-10 23:51:00

Says it all, really. How about ya get on your main?

P0TAT0 has Monocle. You do not. Your point is moot sir.

Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.08.17 19:33:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Paul L Atreides
Originally by: P0TAT0
Edited by: P0TAT0 on 16/08/2011 04:02:01
Plenty of content Cool

question is are u skilled enough to apply it?




buy monocle , make character pics for all your alts , sell monocle . This takes skill ?

Great idea-too bad that doesnt work. When you sell your monocle, your portrait reverts after a day or two. D3
Monocle trolling is so yesterday ...

P0TAT0
Posted - 2011.08.17 23:24:00 - [29]
 

Cool

Austneal
Fevered Imaginings
Posted - 2011.08.18 01:21:00 - [30]
 

Edited by: Austneal on 18/08/2011 01:21:27
I was passing through Hek, when I came across Mr Potato here, spamming a generic "I will double your isk" message in local... Very original Laughing

P0TAT0 > I am giving away 17 Bill ISK . Send ANY amount of ISK and I will DOUBLE it. Convoe BERFORE sending ISK and AFTER verifying my wallet. http://eveboard.com/pilot/P0TAT0 I am also looking for a fearless heir to my assetts
Austneal > hey potato
Austneal > i read your forum post
Austneal > and you're a SCAMMER!
Austneal > /emote waits for pre-copied response
P0TAT0 > The ignorant in this game will scream scam as they overvalue their monopoly money and as such fear losing it. This fear of loss is an embarrassing thing to admit, so much so they will publicly justify their fear by claiming scam


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