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Coffe's Babe
Caldari
Posted - 2011.08.12 08:23:00 - [1]
 

(i'll try impersonate Xenuria as much as I can but I know I am limited to reaching imperfection)

<Xenuria>

Today I was venturing forth into the hostile Amarrian badlands of Ami. Not knowing what danger lies ahead - but determined to rid the universe of the pirate scum that pollute our peaceful way of life - I jump!

*drumroll*

Need I mention I was piloting my cheap Tier 1 Battlecruiser Cyclone. The system loads, my screen loads up and then BAM! I see a flashy Tengu on the gate destroying a defenseless frigate! Without even thinking - and seeing red in front of my eyes HOW DARE HE KILL THAT INNOCENT NEW PLAYER - I engage him YELLING CRIMINALS R GONNA BE CRIMINATED!!! PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED!.

After a swift demonstration of both ability and skill I quickly dispose of the rascal that was NOT picking on people his own size.

Here's the unlinked link *Kill board link removed. Zymurgist

Unfortunately I was noobish and impatient and uploaded it manually, not knowing it will never be API verified if you put it up manually at first, BUT THANK GODNESS I HAS SCREENSHOT SKILLS that are almost better than my paint ones but that's disputable.

This is the screen: http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/5379/proofgo.jpg

Justice prevails once again!

</Xenuria>



How did I do?


Dub Step
Minmatar
Death To Everyone But Us
Posted - 2011.08.12 08:31:00 - [2]
 

Looks like you are a Spank fanboy as well as a Xenuria one while lacking anything actually worthwhile posting.

This forum really has gone to crap.

8agpuss
Posted - 2011.08.12 10:48:00 - [3]
 

Nice one, I hate cloaky Tengus.

P0TAT0
Posted - 2011.08.12 11:09:00 - [4]
 

You do know that Xenuria is a TOOL and by TOOL I mean DILDO and by DILDO I mean BUTT PLUNGER. He plunges his own backside with the hand he isnt left clicking with.

M0N0CLE YARRRR!!

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.08.12 13:50:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Dub Step
Looks like you are a Spank fanboy as well as a Xenuria one while lacking anything actually worthwhile posting.

This forum really has gone to crap.




go buy some more apple products you hipster!

Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.08.12 17:15:00 - [6]
 

Kudos for the drumroll at a pivotal point in the tale.

z0de
The Bastards
The Bastards.
Posted - 2011.08.12 18:12:00 - [7]
 

How deliciously average of you.

Lady Go Diveher
The Independent Troll Society
Posted - 2011.08.12 18:49:00 - [8]
 

It's not that hard to pop a cloaky Tengu when the gate guns do half the work for you.

3/10 I guess.

Scarlett Jane Talvanen
Posted - 2011.08.12 20:23:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Coffe's Babe
(i'll try impersonate Xenuria as much as I can but I know I am limited to reaching imperfection)

<Xenuria>

Today I was venturing forth into the hostile Amarrian badlands of Ami. Not knowing what danger lies ahead - but determined to rid the universe of the pirate scum that pollute our peaceful way of life - I jump!

*drumroll*

Need I mention I was piloting my cheap Tier 1 Battlecruiser Cyclone. The system loads, my screen loads up and then BAM! I see a flashy Tengu on the gate destroying a defenseless frigate! Without even thinking - and seeing red in front of my eyes HOW DARE HE KILL THAT INNOCENT NEW PLAYER - I engage him YELLING CRIMINALS R GONNA BE CRIMINATED!!! PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED!.

After a swift demonstration of both ability and skill I quickly dispose of the rascal that was NOT picking on people his own size.

Here's the unlinked link *Kill board link removed. Zymurgist

Unfortunately I was noobish and impatient and uploaded it manually, not knowing it will never be API verified if you put it up manually at first, BUT THANK GODNESS I HAS SCREENSHOT SKILLS that are almost better than my paint ones but that's disputable.

This is the screen: http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/5379/proofgo.jpg

Justice prevails once again!

</Xenuria>



How did I do?




Today i waz on seriuz interweb spaceship patrolz in Amarrian pwned system Ami. Clueless of untold hostilitys but with hope ov finding sum unlawfull bad ppl - I jump!

*cue pointless buildup of noise*

B4 uncloak of lawfull battle-cruizer Cyclone hull class vessal. i have the appauling duty of watching unlawfull noughtee piwat type tengu pilot, destroy inocentz low sp newcomer in fri-gate type hull get fried. Without the ability to thinking - and seeing red infront of my eyes, like some overwieghted cow, of the beef type, i think, Ima have you, you unlawfully doing type personz!! I uncloak vessal of lawfullyness's and yell for all to see "CRIMEANALS R GONA BE CRIME-ANALATED!!! PRA-PEAR UR HULLZ TO BE PENATRATED WITH MY AMMUNITION"
After i demonstration of both abilitiez and ore-someness's upon ebil tengu piwat, i dispose of hull class tengu from said piwat in order of teaching good in the fact iz not good to pick on smaller hull class spaceshipz.

As expected i was noobish and *****ishnes and boasted said km b4 api verificationzism, knowing not of km mechanics, BUT THANXFULLEE I HAZ FORUM SKILLZ IN ENSURING OTHERZ VERIFICATIONISMZ OF SHOT-OF-SCREEN.
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I duno, i expected more like that 'i wana be moar liek garmon' type poastingz... need more practice.. as do i (maybe someone in hydra could redo?)

Verlorene Seele
jingoistic
Posted - 2011.08.12 21:16:00 - [10]
 

Seriously, it's good sence to make sence of the nonsence that seems to be the serious issue of the undoubtedly seriousness of the senceability of how serious the sence should be seriously taken... seriously

Coffe's Babe
Caldari
Posted - 2011.08.13 14:18:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Verlorene Seele
Seriously, it's good sence to make sence of the nonsence that seems to be the serious issue of the undoubtedly seriousness of the senceability of how serious the sence should be seriously taken... seriously


I totally get this.

To the rest of you, please read on the definition of satire. Thank you.

Dub Step
Minmatar
Death To Everyone But Us
Posted - 2011.08.13 16:47:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Coffe's Babe
Originally by: Verlorene Seele
Seriously, it's good sence to make sence of the nonsence that seems to be the serious issue of the undoubtedly seriousness of the senceability of how serious the sence should be seriously taken... seriously


I totally get this.

To the rest of you, please read on the definition of satire. Thank you.



So what you are saying is your boring thread was not met with a positive response so you make out you were joking.

Nice backpedal.

GTFO.

Verlorene Seele
jingoistic
Posted - 2011.08.13 18:14:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Coffe's Babe
Originally by: Verlorene Seele
Seriously, it's good sence to make sence of the nonsence that seems to be the serious issue of the undoubtedly seriousness of the senceability of how serious the sence should be seriously taken... seriously


I totally get this.

To the rest of you, please read on the definition of satire. Thank you.



<3
Unlike Mr Dub Step, who seems to have lost the hair from his forehead as it went Whoosh right over.

Srry for the tempary derail btw, my hdd went down yest, so was only able to troll from old comp Crying or Very sad No matter who says what, a t3 kill in a teir 1 bc is a good kill, regardless of sent's... imo

ohh yea, b4 i forget... coffee has 2 E's!!! Laughing

Coffe's Babe
Caldari
Posted - 2011.08.13 23:56:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Verlorene Seele

ohh yea, b4 i forget... coffee has 2 E's!!! Laughing


Funny thing. I asked the original owner of this character when I got it if he gets this a lot. He replied with "never; i think everyone thinks coffee is spelled with 1 e". I feel scammed Crying or Very sad

Dub Step
Minmatar
Death To Everyone But Us
Posted - 2011.08.13 23:58:00 - [15]
 

Or you know, it's just another dumbass name in a game full of idiots so big deal.

Coffe's Babe
Caldari
Posted - 2011.08.14 00:01:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Dub Step
Or you know, it's just another dumbass name in a game full of idiots so big deal.


You must be really proud mr "the only relevant part of my personality is my taste in music so I chose this genre to represent my alter ego in this internet spaceship game". And you don't even have good taste...

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.08.14 12:18:00 - [17]
 

I found this thread on an unrelated internet search of the term "butt plunger".

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.08.14 13:24:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Dirk Magnum
I found this thread on an unrelated internet search of the term "butt plunger".


why were you running a search for Butt Plunger? Also why were you searching through results long enough to find this thread?

Rolling Eyes

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.08.14 13:28:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Xenuria
Originally by: Dirk Magnum
I found this thread on an unrelated internet search of the term "butt plunger".


why were you running a search for Butt Plunger? Also why were you searching through results long enough to find this thread?

Rolling Eyes

Perfectly reasonable answers to these questions exist and will be explained [later].

Dracoliche
Stiff Pickle Collection Agency
Posted - 2011.08.14 20:07:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Dirk Magnum
Originally by: Xenuria
Originally by: Dirk Magnum
I found this thread on an unrelated internet search of the term "butt plunger".


why were you running a search for Butt Plunger? Also why were you searching through results long enough to find this thread?

Rolling Eyes

Perfectly reasonable answers to these questions exist and will be explained [later].


Now that it is later, I shall exprain.
Dirk is my dad and he was checking my internet history.

inb4 firefox/private. I know now, ofc. I don't want another punish.

dridd0
Posted - 2011.08.15 01:05:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Singeabooty Raj
Kudos for the drumroll at a pivotal point in the tale.


I second that motion.


 

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