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Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.08.04 12:26:00 - [1]
 

Everyone knows the most despicable carebears are the the ones who work together for the good of the group. The 'group' is just a bunch of random do-gooders who band together to run the Honorable, well intentioned, Sanshas off from reclaiming their rightful space held by various nefarious NPC's.

We need to band together and help clear these damnfool good Samaritans out of our friends, the Sanshas operational zones. It should be fun and possible profitable, as if we can get the pubbies blown to pieces, we can harvest not only their precious cancer and AIDS curing tears, but also their shiny modules. It is a well known fact that many incursion runners have nice things, which we CAN have.


We are setting up a holy fleet to kill the people doing incursions. All you need is a Rifter, some trusty warp core stabs and an ECM Burst module. The plan: Disrupt the remote repping operations of these misguided carebears. We have several guys who are generally known as 'old standbys' by the abhorrent incursion runners. None of them are the repping guys so they have nothing to lose,and will be providing us with intel, warp ins and fraps :D

We will need a few pilots who can be warping in scorpions with Ecm Burst and smartbombs. If we can't get Scorpions then we will also be able to succeed with rifetrs. So far there are about 5 guys who have expressed an interest in doing it, we will need a few more possibly.

As this is in the initial stages, we will be weighing all options and welcoming everyone. We will have rifters delivered, and corp that you can join, that will be renting offices in the incursion systems, where available, to make your travel smooth, trouble free and lightning fast. We will of course provide free ships and modules. If you have a free alt slot, you should be able to get the necessary training done in about 4 hours!!!

How to join you ask? Simple! Join the channel "C&P" ingame or apply to the corporation: "All your Machariel Belong To Ham", or Ham7 ticker. You Never have to fix sec status, can be -10 without problems, and we have support team in Jita doing ganks with these guys on the side. Also popping and podding people for fun in Jita if we are bored. Darius LLL has almost 100 Pod kills in Jita so farYARRRR!!

Special thanks to Ashley Sky, Lady Spank, and Ras Trent for Ideas and Inspiration! Shout-outs to the rest of the NON-Shiptoasting peoples in C & P

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.08.04 12:39:00 - [2]
 

Military experts are calling this a 'deluge' of tears in the making.

...

...


I'll get my coat.

Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.08.04 12:52:00 - [3]
 

Also: We will be doing Lockbreaker bombs if/when we can catch 0.0 incursion fleets.

Treia Laguna
Posted - 2011.08.04 12:54:00 - [4]
 

In my experience, all you have to do is sneak a WT into their group. I actually chased one down to an incursion system, warped through the various sites in a domi until I found him, warped OUT (apparently no one noticed the big red flashy flying turd) and back to the entrance, where upon I convo'd one of the 3 (!!) reds to me that was not a WT. I asked him to point me to his FC, he did, and I was able basically tell him to **** off or we'd kill his logistics too. He conceded and told me when they were done, allowing me to kill the guy. The rest of the fleet went on its merry way.


tldr: Carebears dun wanna get killed, but will rep anyone with a faction battleship that comes their way during incursions (with meta 4 guns Shocked )

Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Talocan United
Posted - 2011.08.04 13:08:00 - [5]
 

Because of their imposing size, elusiveness, sharp senses, and ferocity, bears are among the most favoured big game animals. Where they are frequently hunted, bears become purely nocturnal. They are hard to kill by fair hunting, as they generally live in dense forests or thick brush. They are however easy to trap.

Bears have the ability to dramatically lower their heart rate when hibernating, but will readily do so if injured as a defense mechanism against blood loss. Hunters carrying firearms tend to favour calibres large enough to not just inflict as much tissue and bone damage as possible, but to leave a gaping wound that will hemorrhage.

Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.08.04 20:44:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Treia Laguna
In my experience, all you have to do is sneak a WT into their group. I actually chased one down to an incursion system, warped through the various sites in a domi until I found him, warped OUT (apparently no one noticed the big red flashy flying turd)
tldr: Carebears dun wanna get killed, but will rep anyone with a faction battleship that comes their way during incursions (with meta 4 guns Shocked )


You sir, have given me more tools to work with, and I applaud you for it. This is definitely the way to go. Thanks a million for the idea. The thing to do is get a guy in the fleet and then have him drop because of 'disconnect' then get accepted back into fleet but in mean time have joined a war decced corp. Then the curse(s) come in and the party is over.

As far as no one noticing the flashy red-They appear red to YOU, but you dont appear red to Them ('cept the wt OFC) until you fire on them. THANKS MAN-this is coming together nicely.

Aeneus McKay
Pilots of Epic
Roughneck Regulators
Posted - 2011.08.04 22:08:00 - [7]
 

What an excellent idea! Thanks for the forewarning when I run incursions. Wink

Lady Go Diveher
The Independent Troll Society
Posted - 2011.08.04 22:15:00 - [8]
 

If we can accept Rifter as equal to "Imicus of DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!" then you can count me in.

Kumq uat
Posted - 2011.08.04 22:22:00 - [9]
 

I am up for joining the WT gank party. Sounds like fun. I won't join the corp but I am sure I can find something to do.

Soi Mala
Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen
Posted - 2011.08.04 23:32:00 - [10]
 

[23:25:40] carmelos53 > we have reports that at 23:30 eve time - grifers will actively be can flipping/ecm bursting logis in sites
[23:25:55] carmelos53 > everyone is asked to tell their logi pilots to stay at 30km + away from eachother

LAME



Also, some funnies -

[23:27:00] Manfred Mann > thay payed ppl to do it

[23:27:45] worri3d > srry an ecm burst is waht now?
[23:27:53] TalonKarrde84 > ECM burst is when CCP GMs cheat
[23:28:19] Cozmic Cowboy > they will be trying to logi grief
[23:28:26] worri3d > why are the Gzms doing that?

It's amazing these people know how to breath.



TalonKarrde84
Posted - 2011.08.04 23:39:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Soi Mala
[23:25:40] carmelos53 > we have reports that at 23:30 eve time - grifers will actively be can flipping/ecm bursting logis in sites
[23:25:55] carmelos53 > everyone is asked to tell their logi pilots to stay at 30km + away from eachother

LAME



Also, some funnies -

[23:27:00] Manfred Mann > thay payed ppl to do it

[23:27:45] worri3d > srry an ecm burst is waht now?
[23:27:53] TalonKarrde84 > ECM burst is when CCP GMs cheat
[23:28:19] Cozmic Cowboy > they will be trying to logi grief
[23:28:26] worri3d > why are the Gzms doing that?

It's amazing these people know how to breath.





I'm not sure what's funnier - the fact that you take TDF channel trolling seriously or the idea of griefers openly organizing on a public forum, thus giving their supposed 'victims' time to react.

This entire thread is full of empty threats.

Ammzi
Posted - 2011.08.04 23:47:00 - [12]
 

*cough* epic fail *cough*

Lady Go Diveher
The Independent Troll Society
Posted - 2011.08.05 09:29:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: TalonKarrde84
I'm not sure what's funnier - the fact that you take TDF channel trolling seriously or the idea of griefers openly organizing on a public forum, thus giving their supposed 'victims' time to react.

This entire thread is full of empty threats.


So, you mean how no mining barges die during Hulkageddon because everyone was pre-warned, right?

You smart, no really .. you a smart one!

Rudo Cop
Caldari
Incursion Runners
Screaming Meercats
Posted - 2011.08.05 10:54:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Rudo Cop on 05/08/2011 10:54:54
Incursion pilots are used to fighting GMs who spam grid-wide remote ECM bursts during fights.. Good luck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEpo4vRGOTc

Lady Go Diveher
The Independent Troll Society
Posted - 2011.08.05 11:32:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Rudo Cop
Edited by: Rudo Cop on 05/08/2011 10:54:54
Incursion pilots are used to fighting GMs who spam grid-wide remote ECM bursts during fights.. Good luck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEpo4vRGOTc


Thinking that a PVE encounter, done in good spirits, will prepare you for being griefed is more than a bit dumb, tbh.

Rudo Cop
Caldari
Incursion Runners
Screaming Meercats
Posted - 2011.08.05 11:56:00 - [16]
 

Umm, we have an entire list of players and alliances that try to grief us daily. That isn't my point.

My point is, if you want to grief you need to do better than that. We're not bots, afk, or defenseless. :P

Lady Go Diveher
The Independent Troll Society
Posted - 2011.08.05 12:08:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Rudo Cop
Umm, we have an entire list of players and alliances that try to grief us daily. That isn't my point.

My point is, if you want to grief you need to do better than that. We're not bots, afk, or defenseless. :P


I don't think you understand how this works. We want you to fight back YARRRR!!

Rudo Cop
Caldari
Incursion Runners
Screaming Meercats
Posted - 2011.08.05 12:53:00 - [18]
 

Oh, well if you want actual PvP come join us in our lowsec runs.

The systems are cyno jammed, so it can be pretty fun :D

Lady Go Diveher
The Independent Troll Society
Posted - 2011.08.05 14:02:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Rudo Cop
Oh, well if you want actual PvP come join us in our lowsec runs.

The systems are cyno jammed, so it can be pretty fun :D


That sounds great. Tell me, what is sov warfare like in lowsec these days? Cost a lot to get the Cynosural Suppression strategic upgrade module installed in a 0.4?

whydoibother.jpg

Mara Kashuken
Posted - 2011.08.05 14:25:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Lady Go Diveher
Originally by: Rudo Cop
Oh, well if you want actual PvP come join us in our lowsec runs.

The systems are cyno jammed, so it can be pretty fun :D


That sounds great. Tell me, what is sov warfare like in lowsec these days? Cost a lot to get the Cynosural Suppression strategic upgrade module installed in a 0.4?

whydoibother.jpg


He's probably talking about the incursion effect.

Rudo Cop
Caldari
Incursion Runners
Screaming Meercats
Posted - 2011.08.05 14:28:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Rudo Cop on 05/08/2011 14:28:49
Originally by: Lady Go Diveher
Originally by: Rudo Cop
Oh, well if you want actual PvP come join us in our lowsec runs.

The systems are cyno jammed, so it can be pretty fun :D


That sounds great. Tell me, what is sov warfare like in lowsec these days? Cost a lot to get the Cynosural Suppression strategic upgrade module installed in a 0.4?

whydoibother.jpg


That would be good for a signature...

Lady Go Diveher
The Independent Troll Society
Posted - 2011.08.05 15:31:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Lady Go Diveher on 05/08/2011 15:31:25
Originally by: Mara Kashuken
Originally by: Lady Go Diveher
Originally by: Rudo Cop
Oh, well if you want actual PvP come join us in our lowsec runs.

The systems are cyno jammed, so it can be pretty fun :D


That sounds great. Tell me, what is sov warfare like in lowsec these days? Cost a lot to get the Cynosural Suppression strategic upgrade module installed in a 0.4?

whydoibother.jpg


He's probably talking about the incursion effect.


Yeh .. I assumed he meant lowsec ROAMS as in "a roam excludively for PVP" but I guess what he actually meant seems to be "carebear in lowsec and achieve nothing of significance".

My derp.

Roosterton
Eternal Frontier
Posted - 2011.08.05 15:56:00 - [23]
 

Bah, don't use ECM Bursts, or they can just regain their locks and keep repping. Suicide with actual normal ECM on suicide scorps, since they can't rep from 100km+ away. YARRRR!!

Rudo Cop
Caldari
Incursion Runners
Screaming Meercats
Posted - 2011.08.05 16:31:00 - [24]
 

Edited by: Rudo Cop on 05/08/2011 16:35:08
Originally by: Roosterton
Bah, don't use ECM Bursts, or they can just regain their locks and keep repping. Suicide with actual normal ECM on suicide scorps, since they can't rep from 100km+ away. YARRRR!!


People have tried this, yawn.

You warp in to the beacon:

1) If you try to fly off people will be prepared before you get out of range. Sansha will probably turn you into dust first.
2) If you don't fly off and start jamming, it takes less than 5 seconds for a VG fleet to turn you to dust.

Next!

Lady Go Diveher
The Independent Troll Society
Posted - 2011.08.05 16:50:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Rudo Cop
People have tried this, yawn.

You warp in to the beacon:

1) If you try to fly off people will be prepared before you get out of range. Sansha will probably turn you into dust first.
2) If you don't fly off and start jamming, it takes less than 5 seconds for a VG fleet to turn you to dust.

Next!


We got a live one :D

Fredfredbug4
Posted - 2011.08.05 16:56:00 - [26]
 

You do realize an incursion fleet has near the same capabilities of a PVP fleet, with logi and heavy resist right?

Oh and thanks for telling everyone your plan. Now people know exactly how to counter it. Good work.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.08.05 17:00:00 - [27]
 

Obviously something is being done right otherwise all these crybears wouldn't be in here sounding so threatened.

Fredfredbug4
Posted - 2011.08.05 17:07:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: Fredfredbug4 on 05/08/2011 17:07:55
Originally by: Lady Spank
Obviously something is being done right otherwise all these crybears wouldn't be in here sounding so threatened.


I can't say the same for the others here but I only run incursions for fun. Often while waiting for the time to go out and pew pew with my corp.

Point is, nothing the OP is planning is original. And the fact that he didn't know the oldest trick in the book shows his inability to pull off somthing like this.

Seriously, rifters and smartbomb rattlesnakes? Is that the best he can come up with? A decently fitted T2 or T3 incursion ship can easily hold out long enough for concord to do their job.

Lady Oxycontin
Posted - 2011.08.05 17:24:00 - [29]
 

Having experienced Incursions, these are my feelings:
*For the average HS fleet, you will cause a bloodbath
*For the good FC's you will be a nuisance
*Where do I send ISK or contract ships to? Do you take requests for shield fleets?

I see a better idea though:
Grab Griffins, warp in, jam Logi's, This is very effective for OTA sites. Shield fleet: 1 Minmatar, 3 Caldari. Armor fleet: 3 Amarr, 1 Gallante
Just have a cloaky scout sitting off beacon, let group know when they come and then follow them in 30 seconds after they start.

Let me know where to contract 10 Griffins, 40 ECM mods for shield fleets and whether I can send an alt to join or not. Twisted Evil

Rudo Cop
Caldari
Incursion Runners
Screaming Meercats
Posted - 2011.08.05 18:02:00 - [30]
 

Edited by: Rudo Cop on 05/08/2011 18:02:18
Originally by: Lady Spank
Obviously something is being done right otherwise all these crybears wouldn't be in here sounding so threatened.


The issue is that eve players can be broken down to 2 categories, those that pvp and those that are carebears.

Originally by: Lady Oxycontin
Having experienced Incursions, these are my feelings:
*For the average HS fleet, you will cause a bloodbath
*For the good FC's you will be a nuisance
*Where do I send ISK or contract ships to? Do you take requests for shield fleets?

I see a better idea though:
Grab Griffins, warp in, jam Logi's, This is very effective for OTA sites. Shield fleet: 1 Minmatar, 3 Caldari. Armor fleet: 3 Amarr, 1 Gallante
Just have a cloaky scout sitting off beacon, let group know when they come and then follow them in 30 seconds after they start.

Let me know where to contract 10 Griffins, 40 ECM mods for shield fleets and whether I can send an alt to join or not. Twisted Evil


If you had pvp'd, ever, you would see the problems here. Ignoring the fact that logistic ships have battleship level sensor strength, each and every dps ship that flies in incursions can kill a griffin in a single volley.

Since you guys obviously don't pvp you must be carebears. :P


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