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Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.02.26 14:57:00 - [1]
 


TES Divine Inspiration
Prophecy Class Battlecruiser
Vice-Admiral Archbishop, Commanding
Location - Confidential
Mission - Search and Rescue
Mission Status - Declassified

Last week CVA Command received a distress call from the TES Helping Savior IV. The Helping Savior is a Bestower class maintenance ship whose mission it is to service the Emperors holy warships in space. Equipped with the finest portable maintenance equipment available and a full compliment of spacesuit equipped slave workers the ship is capable of repairing damage to ships as large as an Apocalypse in deep space.

This is a security camera shot of the Helping Savior IV as it left Amarr last week on its mission:

TES Helping Savior IV leaves Amarr
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The distress call from the Helping Savior IV indicated the ship had been in low orbit of a moon in a deep system of the Great Wildlands region. Its mission there was confidential. Apparently the service slaves onboard the ship rebelled due to a shortage of Pax Amarria's and damaged the ships warp drive and stabilization systems. The ship then apparently crashed on the moons surface.


Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.02.26 14:57:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Archbishop on 26/02/2005 15:02:04

CVA Command received an automated distress call and immediately attempted to ascertain the location of the missing maintenance ship. The ship was tenatively located in the Great Wildlands where it has been servicing CVA warships conducting confidential missions for the Empire. Shortly after receiving the distress call this camera drone shot was sent. It lasted only a few seconds but appears to show the Helping Savior IV in high orbit around a moon or planet.

Last known image of the TES Helping Savior IV
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Upon receipt of the distress call CVA Command dispatched a small fleet of rescue ships along with a Bestower to haul parts and slaves. This rescue team set out in strict confidence using the most modern cloaking technologies to evade enemy detection. The Helping Savior IV carries sophisticated equipment designed by the finest Empire technicians. It could not be allowed to fall into enemy hands.


Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.02.26 14:57:00 - [3]
 


Yesterday one ship of the rescue party located what we suspect is the moon in the drone image transmitted to CVA command. The ship, a Maller class heavy cruiser the TES Emperors Hope, immediately commed the main rescue fleet and shortly thereafter we arrived on location.

TES Emperors Hope locates suspected crash site
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The rest of the fleet arrived shortly and a scan was made of the moons surface. This scan took several hours. Wreckage was located on the surface of the planet. Also located were several hundred lifesigns. As the missing ship had a crew of 12 Officers, 60 Enlisted Men and 90 slaves this was a mystery. Our intelligence had indicated this moon was uninhabited.

Immediately a search team was assembled and shuttled down to the planets surface.

Once there a shocking discovery was made. A primitive tribe of beasts similar in appearance to Minmatar were located via scanners. As we were hidden from these beasts by the cloaking device on our shuttle we remained unseen. Apparently the Bestower had crashed into a mountain and exploded. All hands were lost in the tragedy. Still the discovery of this primitive tribe allowed for great scientific research to be conducted.

Donning stealth suits the search fleet scientists set up an observation station on the planets surface. From there we could monitor these creatures.


Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.02.26 14:58:00 - [4]
 


The primitive tribe appears to be Minmatar in origin. They're even more backward and uncivilized then the Minmatar themselves. We are releasing these photographs of the creatures however we will keep their location a secret so we may continue our research.

Avoiding contamination is a priority. One search team member accidently left a hand held scanner near the creatures cave and it was discovered by one of the beasts.

Creature finds hi-tech Amarrian scanner..... appears confused
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We were able to remote deactivate the device. We later saw this confused beast using it as a hammer while attempting to smash rocks. It was destroyed. Certainly these creatures lack the cognitive ability to comprehend even minor technology.


Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.02.26 14:58:00 - [5]
 


Some time later we located what appeared to be several of the creatures hunting for food. Wearing stealth suits the researchers were able to approach within several yards and obtained this shocking image of the beasts actually eating a raw animal. Such barbarity!

Creatures kill and eat a native animal
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I'm sure the death rate among these creatures is high as they lack any sanitary facilities, do not cook their food and worst of all do not pray on a regular basis. These primitive savages are the epitome of reason as to "why" we Amarr must enlighten the masses.

Research is continuing and more updates are to follow.

Rescue Team signing out.

Archbishop
Commanding Officer, Rescue Team


KhanJohn
Amarr
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
Posted - 2005.02.26 16:22:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: KhanJohn on 26/02/2005 16:22:37
Interesting Arch you realy are good at writing and displaying rubiish propaganda, even if these people do exist are you suggesting that in some way this makes the Minmitar look worse and the Amarr look better???

After all if you are saying that its quite funny how us superior Amarr got our arses handed to us by primitives, better to live a hurtful truth than to follow a twisted Lie....


i look forward to seeing the next update...

Nero Scuro
Jejaikaro Corporation
Posted - 2005.02.26 16:36:00 - [7]
 

I could go into all the things wrong with that 'report', but I think I'll just highlight one thing that seemed most confusing of all - why do your camera drones take pictures in what appears to be oil paints?

Don't tell me - Amarrian technology is so poor you have to have slaves sitting inside your camera drones painting everything that comes past? ugh

Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.02.26 17:36:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Archbishop on 26/02/2005 17:48:37

I'm sorry Viceroy the m0o researchers must've found a different planet from the one we've discovered. Those creatures you encountered are very frightening! Hopefully you escaped capture and God knows what.

As for the CVA research team a new update will be forthcoming

Archbishop

CCP Eris Discordia

Posted - 2005.02.26 21:26:00 - [9]
 

Could everybody with the strange idea that there is another world out there, or people with multiple personalities and characters please stay away from the sane crowd here?

There are other places where you'll be more then welcome to indulge in such ideas, but this is not it.

Aphoxema G
PONIES EVERWHERE
Posted - 2005.02.26 21:40:00 - [10]
 

Well, I hope you teach them some manners. It's sad to see not everyone is as advanced as us... I wish everyone could be a pod pilot ^^

I wonder if I could make a Trog a pod pilot... I mean, how smart do you have to be to fly a space ship? They'd probably like, destroy haulers full of food or something, cause that's what I'd do if I were a hungry Trog.

Man, now I'm hungry too...

V1ceroy
Posted - 2005.02.26 23:01:00 - [11]
 

Well Archbishop, I'm sorry to say that our investigation has been left unfinished by CONCORD intervention, so we won't be able to continue this project. We're looking forward to updates from the Amarr front though.

And by the way do you like my new haircut? I thought it was time to catch up with the trend.

Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.02.27 03:24:00 - [12]
 


Our Researchers have been busy studying these primitive creatures. One was captured in a trap but not harmed and examined after which a telepathic device was used to erase the memory. As the beast had a primitive brain not much was required.

We've compared the samples of DNA with DNA taken of Minmatar and have found a near perfect match. It is our belief that these are in fact long ago escaped slaves from the era when Amarr ruled all Minmatar. Perhaps these creatures ancestors escaped and crashed onto this planet much as our maintenance ship did.

Our investigation is continuing and more pictures are to follow.

Archbishop

Matt Ivresse
Gallente
Doomheim
Posted - 2005.02.27 09:59:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: Matt Ivresse on 27/02/2005 09:59:12
Considering the Amarr have overly high standards of decency, I'd say this is one of the most tasteless and unjustifiable posts I've ever seen.

Archbishop, you're not doing anyone any favours with this, and in fact you're distancing yourself from everyone else, including ISD. Please stop with this pointless report.

Graelyn
Amarr
Wolfsbrigade
Posted - 2005.02.27 10:26:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Graelyn on 27/02/2005 10:38:15
CONCORD's Services Department has something to do with this?
I would find that very odd, considering what that division does.

(unless you mean the OOC version of ISD....and that's just a no no. Let the man finish, let's see where he's going. He's never dissapointed before.)


Discorporation
Amarr
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2005.02.27 11:15:00 - [15]
 

(( Stop making things up. ))

Nero Scuro
Jejaikaro Corporation
Posted - 2005.02.27 12:42:00 - [16]
 

Why do you keep writing things in brackets? Don't tell me, it's some new Amarrian fad, right?

You crazy Amarrians!

Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.02.27 14:41:00 - [17]
 


Research Update:

Today the research team in the Great Wildlands sent more images of the creatures in their native territory. I'd like to share these with you all so you can see we're keeping our distance and allowing them to exist for the time being.

Entrance to the creatures cave
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Here we see the entrance to the creatures cave. While the researchers were observing they noticed all the creatures leave the cave and proceed to a nearby body of water.




Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.02.27 14:43:00 - [18]
 


It was determined the cave was empty so our researchers entered. In the cave they discovered many cave drawings as well as primitive furniture, beds made of wood and native animal hides, as well as pots of unknown origin similar to clay or other mud type materials.

Cave drawing found in their home
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Here we see a primitive cave drawing. These drawings are very similar to drawings discovered on Matar.


Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.02.27 14:47:00 - [19]
 


After the researchers left the cave the creatures returned. They were observed preparing for a meal but no food had been seen earlier. Three creatures donned heavy animal hide clothing and proceeded to leave the cave apparently to hunt.

Hunting party looking for food
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They were seen killing a native animal and dragging it back to the cave a short time later.

The SPCS Board of Directors is considering several actions for these creatures. Obviously they're incapable of faith in this Godless environment. The Board is voting at this time whether to remove the creatures from the planet for furthur study and eventual reintegration into Amarrian society as potential enlightend servants of God.

Until then the research continues.

Archbishop


Eddie Gordo
Minmatar
Masuat'aa Matari
Damu'Khonde
Posted - 2005.02.27 17:01:00 - [20]
 

The fact that a DNA test gave these humanoids a near match to minmatar is no suprise. I am no scientest, but even with a basic knowledge of biology it is commen knowledge that all humanoids will have a very high DNA match together. For example Homo Sapiens have a 97-98% match to the DNA of a chimp, but the species are obviously very different from one another.

I dont like the connetations or tone of your report. Your false/non existant god and pathetic religion may tell you that you are superior to us, science and commen sense tells a different story. Perhaps you should compare these people to the DNA of amarrians, you will no doubt have a shock.

Lady Raven
Posted - 2005.02.27 18:56:00 - [21]
 

The true story...

Dating back to the early days of Amarrian raids for slaves in minmatar control space approx 22355 AD, and the continueos skirmishes in our territory. Many battles where encountered, after many years a deep space miner recovered a black box from a minmatar combat frigate lost in the depths of an astroid belt and prometly returned it back to internal security.

The contents of the black...
Omega squardron alpha 1 engaging amarrian battle ship.
We are taking heavy casulties.
Amarrian ship is in critical conditions and loosing control appears to be on collusion corse with moon VII-IX region YPF-D23.
Omega squadron bugging out, little we can do with only a few pilots to finsh the job off..

Well its obvious, the amarrian survivers from the battle ship was forced to into inter-breeding with them selfs to repolate they species after no rescue attempt was made for them. The creatures which the Archbishop and crew have found are the remains of the interbreed crew of that fated ship. After centurys of inter breeding they degenerated into these poor souls and the ways of canbilism.

Also recent details of amarrian health have been brought to light recently after a plundered medical journal. Its appears ammarrian race are infertial and forced to clone them selfs from they own DNA, many males surfer with erectial desfunction with both sexs having a decreased libo. They own DNA is altered to prevent certian mutations of new clones and hideous disease's forming. Hence the creature found the missing link of the amarrian race....

Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.02.27 23:27:00 - [22]
 


As a member of the Tribunal I must look past the immediate desires of some at the long term goals of Amarr and the Law.

In the case of these creatures some of our Researchers have asked we capture them and bring them to Amarr for study. While I understand their desire to do so I can not agree to capture them for experiments.

As we can not prove these are decendents of escaped slaves we can not prove our right to them. In fact while they certainly live a primitive lifestyle they seem to be adapting and perhaps in time will come to know God themselves.

Therefore it has been decided the study of these creatures will end. All research ships are immediately recalled to Amarr. Warning beacons will be placed around the system to keep curiosity seekers away. This tribe of creatures will be allowed to develop on their own.

Archbishop

AsheRaven
Minmatar
Blood Raiders Initiate
BLOOD EMPIRE
Posted - 2005.02.28 11:45:00 - [23]
 

Edited by: AsheRaven on 28/02/2005 11:45:08
You will be engaged, Archbishop, should you try to enslave them.

These people should be left to adapt according their natural evolution.

Eddie Gordo
Minmatar
Masuat'aa Matari
Damu'Khonde
Posted - 2005.02.28 12:22:00 - [24]
 

Surely he will already be engaged due to past and present crimes against humanity?

Fasute Sethnakte
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.02.28 13:45:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Archbishop

In the case of these creatures some of our Researchers have asked we capture them and bring them to Amarr for study. While I understand their desire to do so I can not agree to capture them for experiments.


Originally by: Archbishop

Therefore it has been decided the study of these creatures will end. All research ships are immediately recalled to Amarr. Warning beacons will be placed around the system to keep curiosity seekers away. This tribe of creatures will be allowed to develop on their own.


Government officers may be bribed and "persuaded", becons and early warning devices can be circumvented, and other peoples' desires can not be stopped mearly by the word of the CVA.

No, these primates are far from isolated. This find may yet be a perfect staging ground for certain bio-recognition projects, and not just my own.

Though my skepticism is on par with Disco's. This report is too clean and familiar to be taken at face value.

Gaius Kador
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.03.02 03:56:00 - [26]
 

I would prefer incinerating the lot of them, as they are obviously mutants.

Eddie Gordo
Minmatar
Masuat'aa Matari
Damu'Khonde
Posted - 2005.03.02 10:53:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: Eddie Gordo on 02/03/2005 10:54:06
Says the man who hides behind a cloak. Whats the matter Gaius? third eye? Ear on your cheak? Laughing

Gaius Kador
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.03.02 12:27:00 - [28]
 

Hoods are for the Pious and the Wise, old foe ;)

Zibun Ionic
Minmatar
Cloaca Maxima
Posted - 2005.03.02 13:12:00 - [29]
 

Edited by: Zibun Ionic on 02/03/2005 13:14:23
Originally by: Archbishop

As a member of the Tribunal I must look past the immediate desires of some at the long term goals of Amarr and the Law.

In the case of these creatures some of our Researchers have asked we capture them and bring them to Amarr for study. While I understand their desire to do so I can not agree to capture them for experiments.

As we can not prove these are decendents of escaped slaves we can not prove our right to them. In fact while they certainly live a primitive lifestyle they seem to be adapting and perhaps in time will come to know God themselves.

Therefore it has been decided the study of these creatures will end. All research ships are immediately recalled to Amarr. Warning beacons will be placed around the system to keep curiosity seekers away. This tribe of creatures will be allowed to develop on their own.

Archbishop



Huh, second wise decision made by the amarrs? (first one was to leave the Joves be).


 

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