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Ardaeik Marconea
Caldari
Akimamur Industries
Posted - 2011.07.27 09:33:00 - [1]
 

Hi Im an Aussie and we are just about to go through our decade census. I need to to know what the eve religion is as I dont want to seem nerdy by putting down something weird like Jedi Knight. What should I put down?

Diomedes Calypso
Aetolian Armada
Posted - 2011.07.27 09:34:00 - [2]
 

Originally by: Ardaeik Marconea
Hi Im an Aussie and we are just about to go through our decade census. I need to to know what the eve religion is as I dont want to seem nerdy by putting down something weird like Jedi Knight. What should I put down?


I don't know .. Jedi Knight is pretty good.

Tippia
Caldari
Sunshine and Lollipops
Posted - 2011.07.27 09:37:00 - [3]
 

Givemeyourstuffism.

Ciar Meara
Amarr
Virtus Vindice
Posted - 2011.07.27 09:37:00 - [4]
 

You offcourse believe in the One True God of the Amarr and by extension her Majesty the Empress of all, lady Jamyl Sarum.

Alternate Poster
Posted - 2011.07.27 09:40:00 - [5]
 

If you don't put down something recognized they will mark you as "No Answer".
Then the nut-jobs end up getting a bigger cut of the pie.

Ardaeik Marconea
Caldari
Akimamur Industries
Posted - 2011.07.27 09:41:00 - [6]
 

scary but Amarr sounds so right for Australia right now.Come on fellas I want to sound radical

Brujo Loco
Amarr
Brujeria Teologica
Posted - 2011.07.27 09:44:00 - [7]
 

The EVE Religion is : FEARLESS GREED and the holy symbol is the Monocle.

DeBingJos
Minmatar
Goat Holdings
Posted - 2011.07.27 09:45:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Brujo Loco
The EVE Religion is : FEARLESS GREED and the holy symbol is the Monocle.


Very Happy QFT

Zoroa Aulx-Gao
Koa Mai Hoku
Destiny Corrupted.
Posted - 2011.07.27 09:48:00 - [9]
 

Don't get why you think putting something EVE related is less nerdy.

baltec1
Posted - 2011.07.27 09:59:00 - [10]
 

According to the UK census I am a jediCool

TImora Fosty
Warhamsters
Posted - 2011.07.27 10:05:00 - [11]
 

That's Goners i believe

Chopper Rollins
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.07.27 10:06:00 - [12]
 

Confirming that Jedi has been an officially recognised religion in Australia since 1999 due to the massive number of nerds here.


Lunar Epoch
Posted - 2011.07.27 10:28:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Ardaeik Marconea
Hi Im an Aussie and we are just about to go through our decade census. I need to to know what the eve religion is as I dont want to seem nerdy by putting down something weird like Jedi Knight. What should I put down?


"Pastafarian" check it out on google as a guy had this recognised as a religion but you do have to wear a pasta strainer on your head.

Louisa Plexbuyer
Posted - 2011.07.27 11:00:00 - [14]
 

Griefism

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2011.07.27 11:03:00 - [15]
 

Edited by: Akita T on 27/07/2011 11:11:09
Originally by: Ardaeik Marconea
What should I put down?

Agnostic or Atheist. Or if you prefer, "No religion".

Just don't put junk in there that can be interpreted as you actually being a religious person.

caldar ian
Final Destination.
Posted - 2011.07.27 11:15:00 - [16]
 

religious people are nuts

there is no god / gods

don't be scared your mother still loves you


Tsukimaru
Amarr
Stargate SG-1
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.07.27 12:49:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Ciar Meara
You offcourse believe in the One True God of the Amarr and by extension her Majesty the Empress of all, lady Jamyl Sarum.

This. ^^

Goldman Suchs
Posted - 2011.07.27 13:16:00 - [18]
 

There isnít one Eve religion:

Amarr worship their god
Caldari worship money
Minmatar worship duct tape

De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Norse'Storm Battle Group
Intrepid Crossing
Posted - 2011.07.27 13:28:00 - [19]
 

Just put down polytheistic and let it go at that.

Hirana Yoshida
Behavioral Affront
Posted - 2011.07.27 13:32:00 - [20]
 

Poseidon. Eternal God of the salty goodness.

Florestan Bronstein
24th Imperial Crusade
Posted - 2011.07.27 13:40:00 - [21]
 

if you don't like jedi you can always try pastafarian

Alexeph Stoekai
Stoekai Corp
Posted - 2011.07.27 13:44:00 - [22]
 

Let's see... the main detailed religions of the EVE setting are, to my knowledge:

Orthodox Amarr (+ a gazillion sub-sects)
Sani Sabik
Intaki Ida

There's also the Sisters religion, which we don't know what much about; the Society of Conscious Thought analytical mysticism; Achura pseudo-buddhism; and a bunch of shamanistic tendencies among the Minmatar and in the history of the Caldari.

For a census, I'd personally stick with atheist though.

Kalle Demos
Amarr
Helix Protocol
Posted - 2011.07.27 13:57:00 - [23]
 

Trollism

Rainbow Dash
Posted - 2011.07.27 14:05:00 - [24]
 

Say you worship Princess Celestia.


stoicfaux
Gallente
Posted - 2011.07.27 14:05:00 - [25]
 

Can believing in Virtual Reality really constitute a religion?

Err... wait, I'm Catholic, just answered my own question.

Razin
The xDEATHx Squadron
Legion of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.07.27 14:42:00 - [26]
 

The EVE Religion is: EVE Expansions are Free.

stoicfaux
Gallente
Posted - 2011.07.27 14:57:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Razin
The EVE Religion is: EVE Expansions are Free.


On a related note, how about the OP becoming a Mimafarian of the Church of MIMAF? (MIMAF = minerals I mine are free.)


Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2011.07.27 15:22:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: Akita T on 27/07/2011 15:23:08
Originally by: stoicfaux
Mimafarian of the Church of MIMAF? (MIMAF = minerals I mine are free.)

Mimafarians are ok - afterall, the minerals didn't cost any money, so for some definitions of "free" they could be considered "free" (just like ISK itself can also be considered "free", hehe).
However, what you want to watch out for is Mimawarians, now, those are a nasty bunch ; MIMAW - "minerals I mine are worthless" (or, at least, worth less than minerals obtained in any other way) Twisted Evil

Not-Apsalar
Posted - 2011.07.27 15:40:00 - [29]
 

The First Church of Internet Spaceships

stoicfaux
Gallente
Posted - 2011.07.27 15:40:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Akita T
Edited by: Akita T on 27/07/2011 15:23:08
Originally by: stoicfaux
Mimafarian of the Church of MIMAF? (MIMAF = minerals I mine are free.)

Mimafarians are ok - afterall, the minerals didn't cost any money, so for some definitions of "free" they could be considered "free" (just like ISK itself can also be considered "free", hehe).
However, what you want to watch out for is Mimawarians, now, those are a nasty bunch ; MIMAW - "minerals I mine are worthless" (or, at least, worth less than minerals obtained in any other way) Twisted Evil


And don't forget those apostates, the Hulkageddonites. Frelling barbarians with their let's kill those who produce the raw materials to build the ships, guns, and ammo we use to kill the miners.



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