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Solomunio Kzenig
Amarr
Indicium Technologies
Hephaestus Forge Alliance
Posted - 2011.07.23 13:08:00 - [31]
 

Pics, etc, you know the drill.

Morgan Polaris
Posted - 2011.07.23 13:31:00 - [32]
 

OP is just nonsense without pics.

Jalmari Huitsikko
Caldari
draketrain
Posted - 2011.07.23 13:37:00 - [33]
 

girlfriend is a lie

Terram alWathani
Minmatar
Ragnarok Rising
Posted - 2011.07.23 14:36:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: 5nake pliskan
"sammich now"




"Make me a sandwich"
"Make it yourself"
"Sudo make me a sandwich"
"Okay"

Ejit
Amarr
STD contractors
Posted - 2011.07.23 14:58:00 - [35]
 

Dump her. You are betraying your one true mistress, EVE!

xeitgeist
Amarr
Dirty Rotten Imposters
Posted - 2011.07.23 15:00:00 - [36]
 

the responses to this thread are why eve sucks now

KaarBaak
Minmatar
Seatec Astronomy
Posted - 2011.07.23 15:53:00 - [37]
 


Calling your mom your "girlfriend" is creepy.


Johann King
Posted - 2011.07.23 15:59:00 - [38]
 

You tell her to eat some pop rock and then you shove your **** in her mouth.

Scorn Gojira
Posted - 2011.07.23 16:01:00 - [39]
 

Edited by: Scorn Gojira on 23/07/2011 16:02:47
So, I definitely gathered a few ideas now.

Here are the final candidates:

1. "Don't concern yourself with the door. Now get naked and make me a sandwich."

2. "Don't concern yourself with the door. Go get the camera, get naked, and make me a sandwich."

3. "Don't concern yourself with the door. Go get the camera, get naked, make me a sandwich, and tell dad I am going to be late for school."

4. "Actually, let me enable the new Captain's Quarters, and you can see my internet spaceship is actually real. You prying *****."


I'll do a little thinking on it.


Edit: She just smacked the **** out of me. Thanks alot for the 'advice'. Now I have to take her shopping. FML.


Johann King
Posted - 2011.07.23 16:05:00 - [40]
 

Originally by: Scorn Gojira
tell dad I am going to be late for school


You're still living in your parent's basement?

Scorn Gojira
Posted - 2011.07.23 16:09:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: Johann King
Originally by: Scorn Gojira
tell dad I am going to be late for school


You're still living in your parent's basement?


I am living in your parent's basement. They come down every once in a while.

I am expected to be fully nude save a leather mask and a ball gag.

Muad 'dib
Caldari
The Imperial Fedaykin
Posted - 2011.07.23 16:13:00 - [42]
 

move your pc out of the kitchen,


no more questions.



Cheques to Muad 'dib, Low sec Amarr FW space, thanks.

Blnukem 192
Amarr
The Imperial Fedaykin
Posted - 2011.07.23 16:49:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Muad 'dib
move your pc out of the kitchen,


no more questions.



Cheques to Muad 'dib, Low sec Amarr FW space, thanks.


Confirming this Mud' dip guy is a troll. Please ignore him.

Kumq uat
Posted - 2011.07.23 17:49:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: Scorn Gojira
MY GIRLFRIEND


Stopped right there. This story is so over the top it is not believable in the slightest.

Scorn Gojira
Posted - 2011.07.23 18:00:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Kumq uat
Originally by: Scorn Gojira
MY GIRLFRIEND


Stopped right there. This story is so over the top it is not believable in the slightest.


My girlfriend is real.

Kumq uat
Posted - 2011.07.23 18:00:00 - [46]
 

As real as Eve

Brock Nelson
Posted - 2011.07.23 18:40:00 - [47]
 

Originally by: Scorn Gojira
Originally by: Kumq uat
Originally by: Scorn Gojira
MY GIRLFRIEND


Stopped right there. This story is so over the top it is not believable in the slightest.


My girlfriend is real.


So is eve, what's your point?

Tai Meijer
Posted - 2011.07.23 18:50:00 - [48]
 

HAHA, OP HAS A GIRLFRIEND! WOT A GAYLORD!

Devious Relation
Posted - 2011.07.23 18:53:00 - [49]
 

tell her if she doesnt stop with the questions, you will be showing her the doorYARRRR!!

Syberbolt8
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2011.07.23 18:55:00 - [50]
 

obviously you show her this video to explain what the door is. Geez guys, someone should have posted this by now.


Kendon Riddick
Posted - 2011.07.23 19:03:00 - [51]
 

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/8798/dumbledoar.jpg

"its not just a door harry its, oh actually, no it is just a door, my bad, LOL"

Scorn Gojira
Posted - 2011.07.23 19:57:00 - [52]
 

Originally by: Tai Meijer
HAHA, OP HAS A GIRLFRIEND! WOT A GAYLORD!


Yes, sorry.

I do roleplay a gaylord on the intranets though.

Hit me up in game if you want to play.


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