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Scorn Gojira
Posted - 2011.07.23 02:26:00 - [1]
 

She just asked me what happened to the spaceship game I used to play.

I told her, "This is the spaceship game."

She asked me what the deal with the door was.


I need advice in how to properly respond.

Calli Darri
Posted - 2011.07.23 02:34:00 - [2]
 

Advise her that MMO's are continuously evolving and to get back in the kitchen.

Hienz Doofenshmirtz
Posted - 2011.07.23 02:36:00 - [3]
 

tell her it's a door.

Goddess Ishtar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.23 02:52:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Scorn Gojira
I need advice in how to properly respond.

Post nude pictures of your girlfriend on the internet

dexington
Caldari
Baconoration
Posted - 2011.07.23 02:55:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Scorn Gojira
I need advice in how to properly respond.


get her pregnant, that should take her mind of internet spaceships for a while

Discrodia
Gallente
Symbiosis International
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2011.07.23 02:57:00 - [6]
 

Tell her about the kinds of people who replied to this thread.

I Love Boobies
Amarr
All Hail Boobies
Posted - 2011.07.23 02:58:00 - [7]
 

Gross... you have a girlfriend. They expect too much of you, like attention, and especially your monies from your wallet.

Solosky
Posted - 2011.07.23 03:09:00 - [8]
 

Variants:

1) give her your credit card and send to shopping;

2) if your balance isn't strong enough to survice 1) - use her card to buy a computer which can handle Incarna.

Zarah Jade
Posted - 2011.07.23 03:09:00 - [9]
 

if she's blonde...tell her its not really a door...its a portal to another dimension.

Spurty
Caldari
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
Posted - 2011.07.23 03:11:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: I Love Boobies
it doesn't matter what you said


I just can't get over your name.

/stares at you

5nake pliskan
Caldari
Posted - 2011.07.23 04:03:00 - [11]
 

"sammich now"


erhodir
Posted - 2011.07.23 04:09:00 - [12]
 

You should get to a doctor. Your hand isn't supposed to talk to you. =\

Written Word
Written Word's Tax Haven
Posted - 2011.07.23 04:15:00 - [13]
 

Say its another on the long line of CCP disappointments, like they just did a two pump job and immediately fell asleep snoring.

Scorn Gojira
Posted - 2011.07.23 04:26:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Goddess Ishtar
Originally by: Scorn Gojira
I need advice in how to properly respond.

Post nude pictures of your girlfriend on the internet


I asked her if she would do this for me. I told her people would probably send me isk in return for this.

She said no.

I need advice in how to get her to reconsider.

Calli Darri
Posted - 2011.07.23 04:27:00 - [15]
 

Get her a monacle!

Sandwich PvP
Furian Necromongers
Posted - 2011.07.23 04:36:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: 5nake pliskan
"sammich now"




Please do not use my name in vein.....



Lina Alar
Posted - 2011.07.23 05:09:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Sandwich PvP
Originally by: 5nake pliskan
"sammich now"




Please do not use my name in vein.....


No one mainlines sandwiches these days, they're usually consumed with a pickle and soda.

stoicfaux
Gallente
Posted - 2011.07.23 05:12:00 - [18]
 

Why were you playing Eve in the kitchen?


Boom Boom Longtime
Posted - 2011.07.23 06:15:00 - [19]
 

For a certain amount of isk i am available as a virtual equivalent.

I Love Lesbians
Posted - 2011.07.23 06:30:00 - [20]
 

If you play EVE on a laptop in the kitchen then ignore this...


Why is she out of the kitchen? You made the chains to long? She broke loose?
fix it ASAP

ThirdEyeBlenny
Posted - 2011.07.23 06:51:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Scorn Gojira
She just asked me what happened to the spaceship game I used to play.

I told her, "This is the spaceship game."

She asked me what the deal with the door was.


I need advice in how to properly respond.


Interesting... My girlfriend thought it was great. Particularly the character creator and then the ability to walk your creation about a bit.

She could see the appeal, whereas, she considers the flying in space part of eve to be massively geeky, and largely a snoozefest. Her eyes glaze over when I show her a new ship, etc.

My advice is to show her the character creator. If she doesn't get that, shes probably a man, in which case you should take her back to the shop.


Zelda Wei
Caldari
New Horizon Trade Exchange
Posted - 2011.07.23 09:05:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Scorn Gojira
She just asked me what happened to the spaceship game I used to play.

I told her, "This is the spaceship game."

She asked me what the deal with the door was.


I need advice in how to properly respond.


Tell her it is metaphysical symbolism of a steady state universe.


Kalle Demos
Amarr
Helix Protocol
Posted - 2011.07.23 09:56:00 - [23]
 

I find it hard to believe you have a girlfriend

Jack BingKaria
Posted - 2011.07.23 10:16:00 - [24]
 

Tell her, they made the door specially for her!
And that she can later join this game and dress up an avatar in all kinds of fluffy pink clothes.....

Franny
Mentis Seorsum
Posted - 2011.07.23 10:27:00 - [25]
 

2 words
"BALL GAG"


she should not be speaking(remove gag for certain reasons that I won't post)

Gwenywell Shumuku
Posted - 2011.07.23 11:07:00 - [26]
 

Your girlfriend talks to you without beeing talked to first? WTH...are we barbarians?

Ramma Lamma DingDong
Posted - 2011.07.23 11:32:00 - [27]
 

Ahh nothing like fresh, warm, misogyny with my coffee in the morning.


Threads like these make it pretty clear why girls don't play Eve.


For a minute I thought I had been teleported back to the seventh grade, then I realized, even 13 year olds behave better than the average Eve forum poster.

My Postman
Posted - 2011.07.23 11:32:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: dexington
Originally by: Scorn Gojira
I need advice in how to properly respond.


get her pregnant, that should take her mind of internet spaceships for a while


ROFLMAO!

+1 Internetz for you sir!

Thomas Orca
Gallente
Posted - 2011.07.23 11:44:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Ramma Lamma DingDong
Ahh nothing like fresh, warm, misogyny with my coffee in the morning.


Threads like these make it pretty clear why girls don't play Eve.


For a minute I thought I had been teleported back to the seventh grade, then I realized, even 13 year olds behave better than the average Eve forum poster.



A greater percentage of people who claim to be female play EVE than a lot of other games I know of.

Derwent
Hysera.
Posted - 2011.07.23 11:46:00 - [30]
 

**** OR GTFOCool


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