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Soi Mala
Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen
Posted - 2011.07.20 12:39:00 - [31]
 

Haikus are so gay
They are just ****ty poems
invented by japs


CCP Konflikt

Posted - 2011.07.20 13:31:00 - [32]
 

Cerberus shoots fast,
Missiles everywhere,
Target drops loot can.

Dr Slaughter
Minmatar
Coreli Corporation
Naraka.
Posted - 2011.07.20 13:40:00 - [33]
 

Edited by: Dr Slaughter on 20/07/2011 13:41:20
The cartel serves Angel Delight
side order with your clone
and refreshed open new eyes
bathed in the light of a different star

Tautut
Amarr
Posted - 2011.07.20 14:05:00 - [34]
 

The warrior cries
Rambo can't fly spaceships
Eve Online beckons

Lunar Epoch
Posted - 2011.07.20 14:11:00 - [35]
 

Edited by: Lunar Epoch on 20/07/2011 14:15:56
And yet all
that we see or
seem is but a
dream within a dream


War Kitten
Panda McLegion
Posted - 2011.07.20 15:35:00 - [36]
 

Reportedly there
is some isk to be won here.
Icanhasitplz?

panterus29
Gallente
Blame The Bunny
The Dark Nation
Posted - 2011.07.20 15:40:00 - [37]
 

Time for a Roaming,
Somewhere a Blob is Forming,
Eve it is dying!

Leona Elum
Save Jita
Posted - 2011.07.20 15:42:00 - [38]
 

What
is this
I don't
even
...
*gives up*

pillow launcher
Posted - 2011.07.20 15:52:00 - [39]
 

Edited by: pillow launcher on 20/07/2011 15:51:59
Incarna, CQ,
Monocles are not for you,
Jita Boom, I was there.

Kellyl
Gallente
Integrity.
Posted - 2011.07.20 15:52:00 - [40]
 

do you really think
10 mil in isk is enough
to waste time on this

Roosterton
Eternal Frontier
Posted - 2011.07.20 16:05:00 - [41]
 

FC orders jump
Why isn't the grid loading?
I'm in a clone bay.

Kellyl
Gallente
Integrity.
Posted - 2011.07.20 16:09:00 - [42]
 

I can see people
They cannot write a haiku
Because 5 7 5!


5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

RAW23
Posted - 2011.07.20 16:12:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Kellyl
I can see people
They cannot write a haiku
Because 5 7 5!




A haiku critic
Counting poorly in his haste.
Your last line is six.

Kellyl
Gallente
Integrity.
Posted - 2011.07.20 16:45:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: RAW23
Originally by: Kellyl
I can see people
They cannot write a haiku
Because 5 7 5!




A haiku critic
Counting poorly in his haste.
Your last line is six.


im sorry to say
my last line really had five
because is "bee cos"

RAW23
Posted - 2011.07.20 16:51:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Kellyl
Originally by: RAW23
Originally by: Kellyl
I can see people
They cannot write a haiku
Because 5 7 5!




A haiku critic
Counting poorly in his haste.
Your last line is six.


im sorry to say
my last line really had five
because is "bee cos"



Because is bee cos
Seven is sev en, thus four.
And two fives, plus two.

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
Posted - 2011.07.20 17:14:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: Kellyl
Originally by: RAW23
Originally by: Kellyl
I can see people
They cannot write a haiku
Because 5 7 5!




A haiku critic
Counting poorly in his haste.
Your last line is six.


im sorry to say
my last line really had five
because is "bee cos"



The fail is strong here.
You counted 7 as one.
It clearly is two.

Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
Talocan United
Posted - 2011.07.20 17:40:00 - [47]
 

An honest day's work
Cargo half filled, alarms sound
The Sleepers have come

Shasz
Angels of Anarchy
Posted - 2011.07.20 17:45:00 - [48]
 

Zealot, Sabre, Claw,
But my ship, it did escape -
Because of Falcon!

Roosterton
Eternal Frontier
Posted - 2011.07.20 18:18:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Discrodia
I loved EVE O.
CCP screwed up bad.
I don't anymore.



Before you leave EVE,
There is one thing I must ask
Your stuff, can I haz?

Playing Eve
Posted - 2011.07.20 18:59:00 - [50]
 

Why you leavin', bro?
Your tears are so delicious.
Can I haz your stuffs?

Playing Eve
Posted - 2011.07.20 19:02:00 - [51]
 

Jump gate to blackness
The grid trickles to reveal
Floating, frozen corpse

Last Star Fighter
Posted - 2011.07.20 19:34:00 - [52]
 

More of what they do.
Less of what they are saying.
Email from Hilmar.

Digital Messiah
Gallente
N7 Corporation
PandaMonium.
Posted - 2011.07.20 21:58:00 - [53]
 

keep them coming, the winner will be announced on page 4!

Meryl SinGarda
Caldari
Belligerent Underpayed Tactical Team
Posted - 2011.07.20 22:08:00 - [54]
 

Edited by: Meryl SinGarda on 20/07/2011 22:09:36
Originally by: Cagot
Hayate Tetsukaze (not currently playing) wrote this a few years ago about my playing style:

Swirling drones/
like autumn leaves float/
my dead foes


I actually really like this one :D

Strip miners buzz/
Rocks and ice crumble/
My pockets weep/

Chutney Hustler
Posted - 2011.07.20 22:10:00 - [55]
 

Edited by: Chutney Hustler on 20/07/2011 22:11:13
Lackaday! Mon Dieu!
Excessive friction; grave woe:
My sausage has popped.

CptConorado
Amarr
Vengeance Imperium
The Remnant Legion
Posted - 2011.07.20 22:12:00 - [56]
 

Edited by: CptConorado on 20/07/2011 22:19:59
Scams everywhere
Dark, grim, and unforgiving
This is EVE, u mad?

EDIT: Changed something.

Rownen Kasozi
Minmatar
CHALYBS INC
Posted - 2011.07.20 22:34:00 - [57]
 

Edited by: Rownen Kasozi on 20/07/2011 22:35:32
Edited by: Rownen Kasozi on 20/07/2011 22:34:36
Im cold to the galaxy
but I'm loved by few and all
I am Isolated, Souless, Konstant


can'z i haz 10 million isk

Moxprow
Gallente
Darkness Realized
Lonely Maple Conglomeration
Posted - 2011.07.20 22:45:00 - [58]
 

Kill it goddamn you
No not that one, this one fool
Drones are bugged again

Twisted Evil

Moxprow
Gallente
Darkness Realized
Lonely Maple Conglomeration
Posted - 2011.07.20 22:51:00 - [59]
 

Serpentis and I
Both have crappy hybrid junk
Yet they kick my ass

Moxprow
Gallente
Darkness Realized
Lonely Maple Conglomeration
Posted - 2011.07.20 22:58:00 - [60]
 

Is it possible?
We can write haiku AND kill
Might be deluded


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