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GusHobbleton
Minmatar
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.16 02:08:00 - [1]
 

I feel like the pilot Eve meant me to be.

I feel like all the arkanor in the world is mine.

I feel that my portrait reflects my taste, class and refinement that I have in real life.

I feel that I'm on Safari. My m8s are my alliance members, TEST, LAWN, and TNT are my porters, and the rest of the world are my targets to be stuffed and mounted on my wall, as I drink brandy and smoke a pipe.


NOTE TO EVE

Thank you for making this item CCP, don't listne to the haters.

Can you make a Cool smiley with only one sunglass?

Dr DustRemover
Posted - 2011.07.16 02:10:00 - [2]
 

You're a terrible person.

Erichk Knaar
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2011.07.16 02:10:00 - [3]
 

I agree with my esteemed brethren that we need a monocle smiley.

Kitsune Tsuki
Amarr
L'Opaline
Posted - 2011.07.16 02:12:00 - [4]
 

I mean, like, yeah... LIVE a little, for f***'s sake! Twisted Evil



Vasentic
The Remnant Legion.
The Remnant Legion
Posted - 2011.07.16 02:27:00 - [5]
 

I was going to buy a $70 monocle.....



But then I bought a hooker instead.

Shova Kais
Caldari
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Posted - 2011.07.16 02:53:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Vasentic
I was going to buy a $70 monocle.....



But then I bought a hooker instead.



I'm sure someone could have given you HIV and Syphillis and Chlamydia and what not for free instead.

Cataca
Posted - 2011.07.16 02:57:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Shova Kais
Originally by: Vasentic
I was going to buy a $70 monocle.....



But then I bought a hooker instead.



I'm sure someone could have given you HIV and Syphillis and Chlamydia and what not for free instead.


Hes talking about 70$ hookers, you are talking about the 30 buck kind. He could buy TWO hookers for the price of a eye implant then (a virtual at that). And have something real to think about them afterwards as well.

Naga Elohim
Amarr
The Reformed
Bondage Patrol
Posted - 2011.07.16 03:17:00 - [8]
 

One of the best monocle rants yet!

I Love Boobies
Amarr
All Hail Boobies
Posted - 2011.07.16 03:25:00 - [9]
 

Tsk tsk tsk... I still don't see how a filthy Minmatard can actually afford a monocle.

Tarinara
Posted - 2011.07.16 04:36:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: I Love Boobies
Tsk tsk tsk... I still don't see how a filthy Minmatard can actually afford a monocle.

He obviously stole it from his Ammarian Master...

Incarna Troll
Posted - 2011.07.16 04:44:00 - [11]
 

Alright, i think i need a monocle now

Scarla Tine
Posted - 2011.07.16 19:49:00 - [12]
 

OMFG it's Fat Albert!!!!

Beat General
Posted - 2011.07.16 19:53:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: GusHobbleton
I feel like the pilot Eve meant me to be.

I feel like all the arkanor in the world is mine.

I feel that my portrait reflects my taste, class and refinement that I have in real life.

I feel that I'm on Safari. My m8s are my alliance members, TEST, LAWN, and TNT are my porters, and the rest of the world are my targets to be stuffed and mounted on my wall, as I drink brandy and smoke a pipe.


NOTE TO EVE

Thank you for making this item CCP, don't listne to the haters.

Can you make a Cool smiley with only one sunglass?


lmao this is hilarious

-general levy

Grainsalt
Lorentzian Traversable Corporation
Posted - 2011.07.16 20:40:00 - [14]
 

Welcome brother to the world viewed thru a monocle.

Lorimer
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2011.07.16 20:45:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Grainsalt
Welcome brother to the world viewed thru a monocle.


Eve is 300% better for me since I got a monocle

Peons gonna hate but they peons :)

EvEa Deva
Posted - 2011.07.16 21:24:00 - [16]
 

you should all get pipes to smoke for 13k aur ill let you smoke mine.

Thevi Olin
Caldari
0lin Rouge
Posted - 2011.07.16 21:27:00 - [17]
 

+1

P Stillman
Posted - 2011.07.16 21:27:00 - [18]
 

welcome to the club my brother.

Ueshima
Posted - 2011.07.16 21:30:00 - [19]
 

I think you guys (ppl with monocles) are CCP developers trying to save your jobs by creating an artificial market with useless items. Better fix this damn game.

Calisto Thellere
Posted - 2011.07.16 21:31:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: GusHobbleton
I feel like the pilot Eve meant me to be.

I feel like all the arkanor in the world is mine.

I feel that my portrait reflects my taste, class and refinement that I have in real life.

I feel that I'm on Safari. My m8s are my alliance members, TEST, LAWN, and TNT are my porters, and the rest of the world are my targets to be stuffed and mounted on my wall, as I drink brandy and smoke a pipe.


NOTE TO EVE

Thank you for making this item CCP, don't listne to the haters.

Can you make a Cool smiley with only one sunglass?


After all that trumpet blowing, you still look like a ****.

money well spent imo Laughing

Lunar Epoch
Posted - 2011.07.16 21:31:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Lunar Epoch on 16/07/2011 21:32:01
Originally by: GusHobbleton
I feel like the pilot Eve meant me to be.

I feel like all the arkanor in the world is mine.

I feel that my portrait reflects my taste, class and refinement that I have in real life.

I feel that I'm on Safari. My m8s are my alliance members, TEST, LAWN, and TNT are my porters, and the rest of the world are my targets to be stuffed and mounted on my wall, as I drink brandy and smoke a pipe.

So what you are saying is you look and feel like an idiot?



NOTE TO EVE

Thank you for making this item CCP, don't listne to the haters.

Can you make a Cool smiley with only one sunglass?

P Stillman
Posted - 2011.07.16 21:34:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Ueshima
I think you guys (ppl with monocles) are CCP developers trying to save your jobs by creating an artificial market with useless items. Better fix this damn game.
GET BACK INTO THE FIELDS SLAVEVery Happy

Lara Sun
Posted - 2011.07.16 21:35:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: GusHobbleton
I feel like the pilot Eve meant me to be.

I feel like all the arkanor in the world is mine.

I feel that my portrait reflects my taste, class and refinement that I have in real life.

I feel that I'm on Safari. My m8s are my alliance members, TEST, LAWN, and TNT are my porters, and the rest of the world are my targets to be stuffed and mounted on my wall, as I drink brandy and smoke a pipe.


NOTE TO EVE

Thank you for making this item CCP, don't listne to the haters.

Can you make a Cool smiley with only one sunglass?


So not really that good seeings how it doesnt make you feel like all the arkonor in the universe is yours? :P

Cobi Parke
Posted - 2011.07.16 21:38:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Vasentic
I was going to buy a $70 monocle.....



But then I bought a hooker instead.



Where the ho's at?

P Stillman
Posted - 2011.07.16 23:47:00 - [25]
 

bump to make the hatars hate

ADMIRALPLANET DOMINATOR
Posted - 2011.07.16 23:50:00 - [26]
 

I prefer using both of my eyes to stare into the pathetic peasants' souls before killing them.

Cerysse D'nari
Posted - 2011.07.17 00:08:00 - [27]
 

More fodder for Monoclegeddon Cool

Reana Shadows
Caldari
Damocles Society
Quebec United Legions
Posted - 2011.07.17 00:26:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Ueshima
I think you guys (ppl with monocles) are CCP developers trying to save your jobs by creating an artificial market with useless items. Better fix this damn game.


I felt compelled to quote some random whining and just get a decent response from a pile of crap beleive it or notLaughing

I played Eve back in 2004 and it was way more buggy then today and every patch and post patch there is a bunch of fixes so I dont understand what is exactly the problem there.

As of the price of customising items, honestly they are too costly, if I want a customised character I log in Second Life and ammuse myself endlessly. That being said, the free items and wear are just fine and your avatar can look perfectly good in those.Cool

Phenethylamine
Posted - 2011.07.17 00:50:00 - [29]
 

"I swear, I'm not lower-class! Look, I bought something pricy to prove it!"

Conspicuous consumption is usually the hallmark of someone whose income is lower than they are comfortable with, someone who's insecure about this reality and attempting to conceal it... by making that income effectively lower through poor purchasing choices.

Thus, the "status symbol" instead becomes a mark of poverty and poor judgement. The more eager someone is to show off this symbol, the more safely you can assume that they're a broke-ass crack dealer from Compton trying to put on airs.

Enkill Eridos
Draconian Enforcers Available To Hire
Property Management Solutions
Posted - 2011.07.17 01:13:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Phenethylamine
"I swear, I'm not lower-class! Look, I bought something pricy to prove it!"

Conspicuous consumption is usually the hallmark of someone whose income is lower than they are comfortable with, someone who's insecure about this reality and attempting to conceal it... by making that income effectively lower through poor purchasing choices.

Thus, the "status symbol" instead becomes a mark of poverty and poor judgement. The more eager someone is to show off this symbol, the more safely you can assume that they're a broke-ass crack dealer from Compton trying to put on airs.


Or they didn't pay a single red cent for it and bought it with isk..which you can do.im waiting for the top hat and cane to be released before I pay isk for my monocle


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