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Lithalnas
Amarr
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
Posted - 2011.07.16 06:15:00 - [61]
 

For some reason this is playing out like that charly sheen story, possibly even the tiger woods scandal. Guy makes incredible amounts of money blows it all like he has no idea what the term 'financial planning' means and ends up sleeping in a gutter. If we use that as our example, there will be cheap hookers in the next chapter of this tail.

please generate more failmails for us denizens of C and P.

Treia Laguna
Posted - 2011.07.16 06:23:00 - [62]
 

Gentlemen, I present: BONUS MATERIAL



http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164861

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164860

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164863

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164831




Firebolt145
The Hatchery
Posted - 2011.07.16 06:23:00 - [63]
 

Edited by: Firebolt145 on 16/07/2011 06:27:19
Oh lawd that story is hilarious, and the recording is just gold as well.

edit: after reading the story I just think 'yeah mega failfit carrier and stupid guy, but craziest guy in eve?' After listening to Spank's linked recording...I see why.

Prince Spiderman
Posted - 2011.07.16 06:37:00 - [64]
 

Another method to get famous in EVE. Stokar now just needs a monocle and a drag queen dress from the NeX store to make it perfect.

Milla Jovobitch
Posted - 2011.07.16 06:48:00 - [65]
 

Originally by: Treia Laguna
Gentlemen, I present: BONUS MATERIAL
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164861
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1016486
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164863
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164831


Wow, I'm in awe of their fleet doctrine. Meta0-fitted Bhaalgorns, supported by T1-fitted Drakes, remote-repping target-painting heavy-missile Tengus, and remote-repping cap-exchanging Ravens that can target to 200km and that throw T1 drones at you. This must be overpowered and should be nerfed.

foksieloy
Minmatar
Rockets ponies and rainbows
Posted - 2011.07.16 06:55:00 - [66]
 

This thread just keeps on delivering.

10/10

Lamar Jackson
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
Posted - 2011.07.16 07:03:00 - [67]
 

Originally by: Milla Jovo*****
Originally by: Treia Laguna
Gentlemen, I present: BONUS MATERIAL
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164861
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1016486
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164863
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164831


Wow, I'm in awe of their fleet doctrine. Meta0-fitted Bhaalgorns, supported by T1-fitted Drakes, remote-repping target-painting heavy-missile Tengus, and remote-repping cap-exchanging Ravens that can target to 200km and that throw T1 drones at you. This must be overpowered and should be nerfed.


Isn't it great?

Xearal
Minmatar
SOL Industries
Black Thorne Alliance
Posted - 2011.07.16 08:09:00 - [68]
 

Ahh.. it's such a delight to see darwinism at work.. this guy obviously has no clue about how to fit ships.
I've never flown a carrier, though theorised a bit about fits, I'm sure my fits are far from 'optimal', but I'm sure they're better than HIS fits.. seriously.. WTF did he do to fit it like that?

As for the bonus.. I guess he has too much money and not much brains.

Angel Violette
The Filthy Few
Pendulum of Doom
Posted - 2011.07.16 11:00:00 - [69]
 

Good read! Gratz on the kills



Tagera
Posted - 2011.07.16 15:56:00 - [70]
 

Originally by: Xearal
Ahh.. it's such a delight to see darwinism at work.. this guy obviously has no clue about how to fit ships.
I've never flown a carrier, though theorised a bit about fits, I'm sure my fits are far from 'optimal', but I'm sure they're better than HIS fits.. seriously.. WTF did he do to fit it like that?

As for the bonus.. I guess he has too much money and not much brains.




Nah....didn't see the point in putting hundreds or millions or more of isk into modules when the ship was destined to be blown up.

Lavraen
Animus Furandi
Posted - 2011.07.16 16:07:00 - [71]
 

Thank you Treia!

Very enjoyable story.

I sat here with a cup of coffee and smiled the whole way through!

/grats




Treia Laguna
Posted - 2011.07.16 16:52:00 - [72]
 

[16:51:49] Stokar > I used to like you. Now, I don't.

Tagera
Posted - 2011.07.16 17:07:00 - [73]
 

Originally by: Treia Laguna
[16:51:49] Stokar > I used to like you. Now, I don't.




rofl.....

flank steak
Caldari
Super Batungwaa Ninja Warriors
0ccupational Hazzard
Posted - 2011.07.16 17:25:00 - [74]
 

Edited by: flank steak on 16/07/2011 17:29:26
Originally by: Mallak Azaria
Originally by: Lady Spank
Stokar tells you how it is.


He even sounds stupid.


oh god that was great

Edit: Purple. Crayon.

Dracoliche
Stiff Pickle Collection Agency
Posted - 2011.07.16 17:29:00 - [75]
 

Originally by: flank steak
Originally by: Mallak Azaria
Originally by: Lady Spank
Stokar tells you how it is.


He even sounds stupid.


oh god that was great

Solstice Project
Posted - 2011.07.16 17:50:00 - [76]
 


Great Thread !

Great Story !

Was a really good read !

Thx a lot, i was really with you while reading this ! :D

holy pooooo
Gallente
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2011.07.16 19:02:00 - [77]
 

10/10

Great story

Treia Laguna
Posted - 2011.07.16 19:05:00 - [78]
 

Edited by: Treia Laguna on 16/07/2011 19:27:58
Originally by: Treia Laguna

full pastebin of these posts in case they... dissappear (Mods, don't hurt me!!)
http://pastebin.com/WUAWaV3K




Just gonna... leave this here YARRRR!!


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Manic Duo
Posted - 2011.07.16 22:18:00 - [79]
 

Originally by: flank steak
Originally by: Mallak Azaria
Originally by: Lady Spank
Stokar tells you how it is.


He even sounds stupid.


oh god that was great

I've had the misfortune to have a minor stroke ugh, is that someone who's had a full whack? Shocked

I am be entertained yes boi Wink

Skavenger
Powerslave Inc.
Posted - 2011.07.17 02:03:00 - [80]
 

I thought I was dumb, but damn...... Now I feel a little better about myself, thank you. 9/10 would read again.

Panda Name
Amarr
Imperial Academy
Posted - 2011.07.17 03:44:00 - [81]
 

good god, i can hardly listen to that recording. given his vocal affect, i'd say that he has some kind of brain disorder, be it straight ******ation, or perhaps the results of a stroke.

Farsight Incursion
Posted - 2011.07.17 03:59:00 - [82]
 

This story gives me such a hard-on! Well done.Laughing

rolyat1
Posted - 2011.07.17 23:10:00 - [83]
 

Best thread I have read in C&P for a long time.

P.S. That thanatos fit made my eyes bleed!

Rio de'Sangre
Posted - 2011.07.17 23:32:00 - [84]
 

This story has inspired me. I wanna be just like the guy in this story.

Kumq uat
Posted - 2011.07.17 23:52:00 - [85]
 

One piece of advice. You will get much more love if you post your links correctly instead of making people copy and paste them. People are lazy and you want them to know about how awesome you are, especially now that CCP has snipped your OP. Down on the bar there is a lil globe with links. Click it, put your link in, then put the description. Easy.

Treia Laguna
Posted - 2011.07.18 00:08:00 - [86]
 

Killboard link removed. Please refer to the killmail posting rules outlined in this thread. Spitfire

Tagera
Posted - 2011.07.18 00:15:00 - [87]
 

Edited by: Tagera on 18/07/2011 00:17:45
Try fighting without the neutral reps and see how you do. Still a good kill though.

Treia Laguna
Posted - 2011.07.18 05:29:00 - [88]
 

The guy challenged me to a 1v1...

The problem? He's blocked me. I have people mail him to ask where he wants to fight, finally telling him where I'm waiting for him. And he screams that this is outside help and I've betrayed the conditions of the duel Laughing



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Ramma Lamma DingDong
Posted - 2011.07.18 16:58:00 - [89]
 

Good thread. Good read.

Lilith Velkor
Minmatar
Heretic Army
B A N E
Posted - 2011.07.18 18:00:00 - [90]
 

Originally by: Treia Laguna
Gentlemen, I present: BONUS MATERIAL

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164861
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164860
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164863
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164831



And there I was thinking this thread couldnt possibly get more awesome Laughing


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