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Posted - 2011.07.08 19:46:00 - [211]

Helium walks into a bar. The bartender eyes it up, then says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."

Helium doesn't react.

Riley Moore
Sentinum Research
Posted - 2011.07.08 19:47:00 - [212]

Originally by: Sirinda
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender eyes it up, then says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."

Helium doesn't react.


Soi Mala
Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen
Posted - 2011.07.08 19:52:00 - [213]

A Blonde walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a double entendre.

The bartender gave her one.

malcovas Henderson
Posted - 2011.07.08 19:53:00 - [214]

World of Warcraft players are Pro.

Strecs Moliko
Posted - 2011.07.08 19:54:00 - [215]

Edited by: Strecs Moliko on 08/07/2011 19:54:38
My contribution

Nor Tzestu
Boxwater Intelligence
Posted - 2011.07.08 19:59:00 - [216]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a grasshoper kicked the seeds off a dill pickle true or false?

Posted - 2011.07.08 20:03:00 - [217]

I always thought you were a really good pvper the best!

Sacredx Taredi
Posted - 2011.07.08 20:03:00 - [218]

Originally by: Sirinda
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender eyes it up, then says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."

Helium doesn't react.

I did a chem joke first. Jerk.

Coded Arms Corp
Posted - 2011.07.08 20:05:00 - [219]

Edited by: Andraine on 08/07/2011 20:05:20
Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the pi$$ out the underpants.

Roc Wieler
Masuat'aa Matari
Posted - 2011.07.08 20:08:00 - [220]

I'm famous.

The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2011.07.08 20:09:00 - [221]

I like this one:

Three women were sitting in a cafe discussing their sex lives.

The first said "my husband is a yoga instructor and everytime we have sex we do some new, fun position"

The second says "my husband is a police officer, we like it rough and sweaty"

The third says "my husband works for CCP, he just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it is going to be"

Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2011.07.08 20:10:00 - [222]

Ok so this is an important question. Was it drinking the $emin that made you not feel so well?

I think the $emin mixed with coffee caused the upset stomach? Not really sure, just one of my sh!Ttiest patrols. Laughing

Roc Wieler
Masuat'aa Matari
Posted - 2011.07.08 20:14:00 - [223]

Q: An Amarr and a Caldari fall out of an atmospheric dropship. Which hits the ground first?
A: Who cares?

The Seal Cub Clubbing Club.
Posted - 2011.07.08 20:32:00 - [224]

Posted - 2011.07.08 20:35:00 - [225]

Edited by: Askires on 08/07/2011 21:13:31
edit: look down below.

Kitsune Tsuki
Posted - 2011.07.08 20:49:00 - [226]

I just came back after a long break and there's nothing funny about it. Maybe you could throw some my way just to take off the edge? ;-)

Captain Megadeath
Posted - 2011.07.08 20:50:00 - [227]

u mad?

He mad....... Laughing

raney ilara
Posted - 2011.07.08 21:09:00 - [228]

It would be "really funny" if this person had no billions and wasn't leaving the game..and had just decided he wanted a laugh so posted this thread.

“My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.”

Posted - 2011.07.08 21:14:00 - [229]

Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, reading the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you're not trolling.

Spencer Reed
Posted - 2011.07.08 22:15:00 - [230]

Three guys are hanging out and the first one says"i think i have the smallest arm in the world"

the second on says"i think i have the smallest head in the world"

the third one says"i think i have the smalest **** in the world"

So they all go to the Guiness world record office

the first one comes out and says" i really do have the smallest arm in the world"

the second one comes out and says" i really do have the smallest head in the world

the last guy comes out says"WHO THE **** IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

Anon Magnus
Posted - 2011.07.08 22:28:00 - [231]

Do you know what happens when you mix a laxative with a constipating agent?

Phathcom Enterprises
Posted - 2011.07.08 22:35:00 - [232]

Ok so...there are a lot good ones here and I laughed quite a bit. No clear winner so we are going to change it up. The first person that posts an interesting/ridiculous real life story that will make me laugh in COAD titled: "Hi my name is <intert your name here> will get the prize.

0ccam's Razor
Corcoran State
Posted - 2011.07.08 22:42:00 - [233]

Can I haz your mononcle?Wink

Arctus Khanid
Posted - 2011.07.08 22:45:00 - [234]

It was dark.

Just my GF and her best friend, also quite hot.

Three of us sleeping in large bed, bit wasted, in dark room.

I ****ed my GF's best friend while I licked my GF.

Neather of them didn't remember anything at next morning.

Perfect crime Laughing

Meezh Ostus
Posted - 2011.07.08 22:55:00 - [235]

Hi my name is Thomas Williams

Okay. When i was around 5 years old my mom was giving me a bath. She asked me to tell her what time it was on the manual clock behind her, i said something like 3 85 or something like that, i don't remember, but it was really wrong because i didn't know how to read it. She got mad and kept trying to make me read it but i couldn't so she went to hit me but i ran. She chased after me and grabbed her whip. I ran out the front door and took off down the street, naked. She still was chasing me so I rounded the corner and kept going til i reached Mc. Donald's. I went into the playplace and hid in the ball pit, ya, they had a ball pit back then...but I'm only 17 right now. I'm thinking she stopped chasing me when she reached the front of the next door neighbors but i didn't look back. Anyways people were looking at me like i was crazy, kids were laughing, and i was REALLY red. I don't remember what happened after that...i think i went home and she was passed out drunk or something....

Janet McJewstein
Posted - 2011.07.08 23:01:00 - [236]

If your in a hall way full of ****$ how many would you choke on?

Tyberius Rage
Posted - 2011.07.08 23:04:00 - [237]

Edited by: Tyberius Rage on 08/07/2011 23:04:22

My COAD Post


Uneducated Soldiers
Posted - 2011.07.08 23:11:00 - [238]

I don't need your stinkin' money!

Sacredx Taredi
Posted - 2011.07.08 23:20:00 - [239]

Hi, my name is ****.

People make fun of my because my name is ****. I don't think I have a problem because my name is ****, do you? If you do, I would be so ****ing mad its not even ****ing funny, that is mean. That is my ****ing name. So ****ing mean.

The end.

Emily Panala
Posted - 2011.07.08 23:26:00 - [240]

Can't Post in CAOD so...

My Name is Alice Lee,

So when I was in high school we used overhead projectors that our teachers would use to put up notes.
I was walking around during the hour lunch break one day, and a classroom was open. I go in and start
fiddling with the overhead projector and the screen making it go up down up down, playing with the light bulb, etc.

There is a class in that room after lunch. The teacher goes to use the projector the light doesn't work
because I burned it out turning it on and off all the time and the projector screen won't come
down because I overheated the motor. So she goes to get a new projector and then tries to jump up and pull the
screen down, it unlatches from the wall hooks and *SMACKS* her right on the head. She swears and I become an instant
celebrity for my friends :) (Everyone hated her)

For reference to what they look like
Overhead Projector
Screen Image

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