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Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:04:00 - [121]

Edited by: Rakamy on 08/07/2011 15:04:07
This is funny, hope nobody posted it prior.
George Carlin--Incomplete List of Inpolite Words

Posted - 2011.07.08 15:05:00 - [122]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Oisin Sandovar
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:08:00 - [123]


Imperial Academy
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:12:00 - [124]

Originally by: Dee Lucious
In before troll admission.

However, if you don't laugh at this, there's something wrong with you.


Posted - 2011.07.08 15:15:00 - [125]

Whats the diff between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

Ones makes your day, the other your hole weak :p

Posted - 2011.07.08 15:20:00 - [126]


The R00k
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:22:00 - [127]

unless i see 5bill i take this as all a bunch of troll bait. bet we dnt hear a word from this torothin guy again.

Pioneer's of the Galantic Wars
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:23:00 - [128]

Edited by: Todd4921 on 08/07/2011 15:24:20
Go to my youtube acc (Todd4921) and check out "I quit" for a big rant on quitting eve for lulz.

Alayla Nightfall
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:25:00 - [129]

You complete me....oooohh Jerry Rolling Eyes....

DJ FunkyBacon
Eve Radio Corporation
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:28:00 - [130]

If you send me 40B, the death and destruction in Eve will be unmatched.

Flag Bravo
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:30:00 - [131]

For 40 billion isk I might even consider having your baby. Please supply up to date photo.

The Jagged Alliance
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:31:00 - [132]

How do you make a napkin dance? Put a lil buggie in it.

Posted - 2011.07.08 15:38:00 - [133]

Edited by: ILikeMarkets on 08/07/2011 15:43:40
Guy gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. Before getting pulled over, he tries to outrun the cop. Finally, realizing it was impossible, he gave up and pulled over. Cop gets out and asks him "What's wrong with you, boy? Don't you know to pull over when an officer is behind you with his lights on?"
"Yes officer. Sorry officer."
"*sigh* Look... I've had a long day and I really just want to get home, so I'll make you a deal. You give me a really good reason as to why you ran and I'll let you off the hook."
"My wife just left me for a cop and I thought you were trying to return her to me."


If that doesn't do the trick, here's some Lonely Island (Watch at least 1 minute of it. Trust me, the video is NOT what it seems. =D):

House Aratus
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:39:00 - [134]

Edited by: ninjaholic on 08/07/2011 15:38:48



Dee Lucious
Imperial Academy
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:41:00 - [135]

Vin Hellsing > Oh yeah. I can't use Ventrilo, by the way.
Yuki Li > that's utter failure
Vin Hellsing > I'm deaf, you idiot.

Inner Fire Inc.
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:42:00 - [136]

I just bought 98000 AUR for $489.86!

Posted - 2011.07.08 15:45:00 - [137]

Funniest thing, eh? Ok...

"First of we have Incarna, an amazing technological and artistic achievement. A vision from years ago realized to a point that no one could have imaged but a few months ago. It rolls out without a hitch, is in some cases faster than what we had before, this is the pinnacle of professional achievement. For all the noise in the channel we should all stand proud, years from now this is what people will remember."

Teala Te'Jir
Mr. Benjamin Enterprises
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:46:00 - [138]

Think everyone is being trollololol in this thread.

filingo rapongo
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:48:00 - [139]

entry :

totothin is good at eve

funny right?

Kazini Jax
Starlight Operations
Starlight Network
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:51:00 - [140]

CCP has no plans to sell non-vanity items

Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:52:00 - [141]

I was reading this book today, The history of Glue.

I couldnt put it down.

Disciples of Night
Dominion of Darkness
Posted - 2011.07.08 16:01:00 - [142]

So you're the one that collected the insurance on the Jita monument?

Wall Street Trading
Posted - 2011.07.08 16:04:00 - [143]

Having read a few threads like this, I have decided that Eve players are not funny.

Posted - 2011.07.08 16:04:00 - [144]

Handsome, thin, sophisticated men often fall madly in love with larger women, we just never see it on TV.

Khira Kitamatsu
Posted - 2011.07.08 16:05:00 - [145]

Originally by: DgO4
I was reading this book today, The history of Glue.

I couldnt put it down.

If I had the 40 billion you'd win. Maybe a stupid little quip, but that actually made me laugh. ^_^

Pyrus Octavius
Beyond Control.
Black Legion.
Posted - 2011.07.08 16:11:00 - [146]

Edited by: Pyrus Octavius on 08/07/2011 16:11:28
70b in isk and assets? My e-peen just went a little soft.

kano donn
New Path
Posted - 2011.07.08 16:11:00 - [147]

Dont do it bro.

Used to have 1 bill liquid isk. 2 bill in ships + mods. In a drunken stupor, I gave it all away! Now I resubed and do not have any isk... Its very sad looking trying to do enough missions and such to make it all back.

Just set up an investment plan with someone and come back a year later to see how it goes.

Sciencegeek deathdealer
Posted - 2011.07.08 16:14:00 - [148]

Edited by: Sciencegeek deathdealer on 08/07/2011 16:17:32
The Breakfast Hen has more respect for its young than online gaming culture, and it's an imaginary bird which lays eggs directly onto a frying pan.

Edit: Also funny

Peter's Evil Overlord List

Leahcim Eclectic
Posted - 2011.07.08 16:16:00 - [149]

Trolling is a art!

Pray Mantis Private Military Corporation
Posted - 2011.07.08 16:19:00 - [150]

The Aristocrats!

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