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Ceptia Cyna
Posted - 2011.07.09 10:53:00 - [271]

**** your mum and get the hell out here! *****!

Noceur-01 Tiers
Posted - 2011.07.09 10:57:00 - [272]

asdasdasdasdasdasd PLEEZ CAN I HAZ!?!?!?!?!

Posted - 2011.07.09 11:29:00 - [273]

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and orders 2 pints of lager.
The barman, is about to question him, but thinks better and serves the lagers, then watches as both man and giraffe down them in one.
The man orders 2 more and the same happens.
This goes on for a while, the barman, watching in disbelief, can't bring himself to ask.

After a while, both man and giraffe, being completely hammered, stand up to leave. The giraffe colapses and the man staggers toward the door.

"Hey!" calls the barman, "You can't leave that lyin' there!"
To which the man replies "That's no a lion, it's a giraffe."

Posted - 2011.07.09 11:37:00 - [274]

a man walks into a bar, the bar man says"what can i get you"
the man replies "i'll have a pint of lager"
the barman says" 3.00 please mate"
the man shocked replys "you want money? you offered to buy me a drink"
stunned the bar man laughed "you what"
a lawyer who was also at the bar interuppted "he has a point you did ask him whever he would like a drink"
the bar man beaten replied "ok fine have your pint but your banned from here"

the next day a man walks into the bar, the bar man shouts "oi your banned"
shocked the man replies" excuse me"
"you pulled a fast one on me the other day so get out" says the bar man
"impossible ive just got back from the airport"
"oh i dunno you must have a double then" said the bar man
"ok i'll have a whiskey" said the man


Ministry Of Eternal Disorder
Posted - 2011.07.09 11:42:00 - [275]

If "pro" is the opposite of "con"...

What is the opposite of "progress"?

Ein Spiegel
Fly-by-Night Industries LLC PTY LTD
Posted - 2011.07.09 13:53:00 - [276]

Something funny?

Nerf Gallente. Blaster Megathrons are overpowered. Laughing

Be well, hope you do well wherever you are and wherever you go.

Celestial Apocalypse
Posted - 2011.07.09 13:58:00 - [277]

blue squirrels are ***

Middle Finger Technology
Posted - 2011.07.09 14:13:00 - [278]

Now this is the story about how my life got flipped and turned upside down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there, i'll tell you how i went from pvp to become a carebear. In west BZ born and raised on a gate camp is where i spent most of my days chillin out maxin relaxin all cool, sitting in the station wondering what to do, when a couple of guys that had nothing to do starting making trouble in the bz neighborhood i got in one little fight and my pod got scared it said move to roids and be care bears :D i whistled for a barge and when it came near the license plate said mine and it had miners on there if anything i could say that this barge was rare but i said nah forget let's warp over there! i warped up to the belt about 7 or 8 flipped on my miners and said yeah this is great! looked at my asteroid i was finally here to mine these roids and be a care bear

Suns Of Korhal
Posted - 2011.07.09 14:13:00 - [279]

The funniest thing in this thread.

Do I win?

Vol Arm'OOO
Posted - 2011.07.09 14:33:00 - [280]

Three for the price of one :

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

* * *
Dyslexic man walks into a bra
* * *

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut're next!''

Leona Elum
Save Jita
Posted - 2011.07.09 14:35:00 - [281]

"Torothin successfully added to scammerlist."

Leon Tango
Posted - 2011.07.09 14:58:00 - [282]

This :

Asyrdin Harate
Aura of Darkness
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2011.07.09 23:33:00 - [283]

I hope the op likes terrible jokes, cause the only funny thing i see is the amount of people trying...

William Shark
Posted - 2011.07.09 23:44:00 - [284]

Q: Why would a man spin the world 30 times faster?
A: Because then he would get his salary each day and all women would bleed to death.

Judas II
Scelus Sceleris.
Posted - 2011.07.09 23:45:00 - [285]

Edited by: Judas II on 09/07/2011 23:47:57
Can't afford 4 PLEXes to get a monocle? Make your own! Now the poor can be classy too!

dr Fanden
Posted - 2011.07.10 01:00:00 - [286]

Thanksgiving : Celebrating genocide by fisting a dead turkey.

Senshi Hawk
Posted - 2011.07.10 01:33:00 - [287]

Q: How do you effectively confuse an archaeologist?
A: Show him a used tampon and ask which period it is from.

Lupus Hekki
Legio Carminatus
Posted - 2011.07.10 02:34:00 - [288]

Edited by: Lupus Hekki on 10/07/2011 02:40:44
All of your smug greed is good faces when he actually isn't going to give the ISK.

Lets face it. Rolling Eyes
This is now at page 10-11 ish, i doubt that anyone now will get it. if so, win?

Just staying realistic...

Also. [insert funny joke relating eve here]

EDIT: quite unrelated but fail at all the monocle jokes. I wonder if CCP is ever going to randomly give out vanity items at special occasions

Kitsune Tsuki
Posted - 2011.07.10 19:51:00 - [289]

Originally by: Ultim8Evil
If "pro" is the opposite of "con"...

What is the opposite of "progress"?

I don't know if the OP will ever give anyone the dough but you sure have my vote.

Cosmos Chelien
Posted - 2011.07.10 20:13:00 - [290]

***** snatching Vampire found in NYC subway

Hunt Smacker
Posted - 2011.07.10 20:19:00 - [291]

I need your ISK to cure my space cancer. Sad

Mishe DD
Posted - 2011.07.10 20:37:00 - [292]

Needs more cowbell.

Orion's Fist
Posted - 2011.07.10 20:49:00 - [293]

-What did the boe legged doe say limping out of the forest?

A: I'll never do that again for five bucks.

Tom Peeping
Posted - 2011.07.10 20:56:00 - [294]

Why do Cannibals refuse to eat Clowns?
Because they taste funny.

Posted - 2011.07.10 21:02:00 - [295]

I'm about to go and drop a massive load.
I expect to see my wallet flashing when I get back.

Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2011.07.10 21:15:00 - [296]

Hey Torothin want me to tell you a joke?

My Eve online wallet balance.


Kitsune Tsuki
Posted - 2011.07.10 21:17:00 - [297]

Originally by: Mishe DD
Needs more cowbell.


Posted - 2011.07.10 21:25:00 - [298]

So a clown and a pirate walk on the road...........Ah, forget, im not funny, but my IRL face is.

Lucky Dragon Laundry Service
Posted - 2011.07.10 22:09:00 - [299]

Bloodninja : Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14 : Aight.
Bloodninja : Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14 : I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja : Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14 : Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja : Me too baby.
BritneySpears14 : I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja : I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14 : Hey...
Bloodninja : I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Pen1s of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14 : Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja : I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14 : You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Posted - 2011.07.10 22:23:00 - [300]

please dont MnOK1 me

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