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LLeugh
The Higher Standard
Posted - 2011.07.07 19:31:00 - [1]
 

Whats the best way to avoid a fight when the first thing you notice whilst urinating in the gents lavatory is the heavy steps approaching you suddenly speed up a few feet from your back?

Humble EvolPants
Posted - 2011.07.07 19:59:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Humble EvolPants on 07/07/2011 19:59:18
Turn around, attachment out, and continue urinating.

Case solved.

LLeugh
The Higher Standard
Posted - 2011.07.07 20:22:00 - [3]
 

However when the guy tried to dice my brains out over the tiled wall above the urinal he didnt bank on the fact i was still on eve mode so tanked it with the aid of my forearms i made sure enough ehad connected with tiles to fool him into me being dazed. I said quiteyl for ****s sake turned round hands up in the air a la yoga sun salutation and informed the skinhead **** thug i didnt want to fight him will ****ing over his feet i couldnt rsesit shakin my arse a wee bit to ensure full spread. The burly bruiser lost it at this point and tried for a headbutt which i merely blocked with my forearm. pvp in bars is not recomended eve kills your alcohol tolerance

Satallius
Posted - 2011.07.07 20:39:00 - [4]
 

Bar fights are a myth perpetuated by the movie Roadhouse.

Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2011.07.07 21:01:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Satallius
Bar fights are a myth perpetuated by the movie Roadhouse.


And Chuck Norris Very Happy

Though everywhere seems to be a good rocation with him

LLeugh
The Higher Standard
Posted - 2011.07.07 21:11:00 - [6]
 

Try drinking in dodgier bars in the bigger cities in the uk there's bars around that cant enforce the smoking ban cos the cops refuse to go near them

Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2011.07.07 21:51:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: LLeugh
Try drinking in dodgier bars in the bigger cities in the uk there's bars around that cant enforce the smoking ban cos the cops refuse to go near them



ror, British cops Laughing

Wilhelm Riley
Posted - 2011.07.07 23:36:00 - [8]
 

-Hey you! Let's fight!
-Them's fightin' words!

Baloogi
Posted - 2011.07.09 04:22:00 - [9]
 

Anticipate the worthless haymakers most idiots throw, then liver shot two or three times for good measure Bas Rutten style.

However if he squares up in a proper fighting stance, consider the diplomatic route.

Jhagiti Tyran
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2011.07.09 13:18:00 - [10]
 

If hes more than you can handle, maybe hes a brick ****house or something or fighting isn't your thing call your mates/brother/dad or whoever and go to another bar, if he follows and kicks off blob and gank him. If you are confident you can sort him out go to the bog and pretend to use the toilet and wait, use that little element of surprise as a slight edge.

If these don't appeal you can try sneaking away from the bar or phone the police and tell them someone has been making threats, chances are if hes belligerent and drunk he will hurl abuse at the police and get twisted up and taken away.

Blacksquirrel
Posted - 2011.07.09 14:10:00 - [11]
 

It's said it's cheaper to avoid a fight then learn how to fight in the long run...

Too be fair I think that's environment specific.

I dunno why did the guy want to kick your ass in the first place? Before the bathroom?

Tze Len
Posted - 2011.07.09 14:23:00 - [12]
 

Get a gun... or a really big knife.

Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
Posted - 2011.07.09 19:19:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Baloogi
Anticipate the worthless haymakers most idiots throw, then liver shot two or three times for good measure Bas Rutten style.

However if he squares up in a proper fighting stance, consider the diplomatic route.


Unless he's faking it, I've been known to throw up the muy thai high guard as a way to get out of a fight. I know no thaiboxing.


 

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