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Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.05 19:27:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Lady Spank on 06/07/2011 13:03:12
I will kill any hulk that irks you for the low low cost of 25m isk. This is to cover the following:

cost of a tempest

cost of my time spent having to rat my damn sec up again.

you get :

lolz
screenshots
any tears generated in the process

REVISION:

If you need a guaranteed 100% positive dead arse hulk the first time it will be 50m 35m. so I can tech II fit.

I'd do it cheaper but I am poor at the moment Embarassed

jimmyjam
Gallente
Sinner Among Saints
Exquisite Malevolence
Posted - 2011.07.05 19:43:00 - [2]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
Edited by: Lady Spank on 05/07/2011 19:33:04
Edited by: Lady Spank on 05/07/2011 19:29:47
hmm, ok, forums went weird:


...


I will kill any hulk that irks you for the low low cost of 20m isk. This is to cover the following:

cost of a brutix

cost of my time spent having to rat my damn sec up again.

you get :

lolz
screenshots
any tears generated in the process

I may change this to 30m because i am terrible and havent worked out the costs yet

SECOND EDIT:

If you need a guaranteed 100% positive dead arse hulk the first time it will be 50m (TII apocageddon!), but! you will get 50% of the profits made from salvaging his deadspace modules.

Nice face update dude.

Rutilus Pallium
Minmatar
The Skunkworks
Posted - 2011.07.06 00:12:00 - [3]
 

I may have some work for you in the near future. Now the challenge is, how to avoid you scamming me :p

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.06 02:31:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Rutilus Pallium
I may have some work for you in the near future. Now the challenge is, how to avoid you scamming me :p


Why would I waste my time scamming you and ruining my reputation for such a small payout?

Syberbolt8
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2011.07.06 02:49:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
Edited by: Lady Spank on 05/07/2011 19:33:04
Edited by: Lady Spank on 05/07/2011 19:29:47
hmm, ok, forums went weird:


...


I will kill any hulk that irks you for the low low cost of 20m isk. This is to cover the following:

cost of a brutix

cost of my time spent having to rat my damn sec up again.

you get :

lolz
screenshots
any tears generated in the process

I may change this to 30m because i am terrible and havent worked out the costs yet

SECOND EDIT:

If you need a guaranteed 100% positive dead arse hulk the first time it will be 50m (TII apocageddon!), but! you will get 50% of the profits made from salvaging his deadspace modules.


Just randomly pick 2 hulks you happen to find, post any tears, lolworthy junk, or run off with the isk either way.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.06 02:52:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Syberbolt8
Just randomly pick 2 hulks you happen to find, post any tears, lolworthy junk, or run off with the isk either way.

This will be dealt with, although please forgive me for going to sleep first... It's nearly 4am.

Loraine Gess
Posted - 2011.07.06 04:32:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Rutilus Pallium
I may have some work for you in the near future. Now the challenge is, how to avoid you scamming me :p


Why would I waste my time scamming you and ruining my reputation for such a small payout?


what rep lol



<3

If this is a legit service, mail me in-game spank. I have one or two targets that I may be interested in

Rutilus Pallium
Minmatar
The Skunkworks
Posted - 2011.07.06 05:05:00 - [8]
 

I wish I could put together a solid way to identify macro miners and put a permanent bounty like this on them. That would be epic if every time a KNOWN macro lost a hulk/mack, the ganker got $20-30 million.

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2011.07.06 05:20:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Rutilus Pallium
$20-30 million.


For a single payout of that kind of top dollar (assuming american dollahz ofc) I'd make it my fulltime job to pop Hulks in EVE. If for whatever unfortunately reason, you mean isk and not USD.. then I'll be a sad panda. Sad

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.06 12:22:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Lady Spank on 06/07/2011 13:25:22
#1

[12:09:30] EVE System > Channel changed to Vylade Local Channel
[12:14:44] Hulk > fu
[12:14:48] Me > :)))))))))
[12:14:51] Me > nice tank
[12:16:06] Hulk > how did u escape concorde?
[12:16:32] Me > I didnt, my ship exploded too
[12:17:01] Me > go back to the belt and you will see my wreck ):
[12:17:50] Hulk > so i wonder, what it means to u to kill me... its your expensive ship too?
[12:18:37] Me > Its my cheap, insured ship. And it's just for a bit of fun ♥
[12:20:23] Hulk > its a harsh world out there...

I should ship scan these first so I don't use overkill, nice tank m8, GF


Edit: Some crappy screenshots.

Mytzso
Private Nuisance
Segregati0n
Posted - 2011.07.06 12:25:00 - [11]
 

I approve of Spankaddon.

Bobby Fischer Yatolila
Posted - 2011.07.06 12:27:00 - [12]
 


Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.06 13:01:00 - [13]
 

#2

This participant chose to log off rather than socialise so you get a poem instead.

the souls of dead animals

after the slaughterhouse
there was a bar around the corner
and I sat in there
and watched the sun go down
through the window,
a window that overlooked a lot
full of tall dry weeds.


I never showered with the boys at the
plant
after work
so I smelled of sweat and
blood.
the smell of sweat lessens after a
while
but the blood-smell begins to fulminate
and gain power.


I smoked cigarettes and drank beer
until I felt good enough to
board the bus
with the souls of all those dead
animals riding with
me;
heads would turn slightly
women would rise and move away from
me.


when I got off the bus
I only had a block to walk
and one stairway up to my
room
where I'd turn on my radio and
light a cigarette
and nobody minded me
at all.

~ Charles Bukowski

Skorpynekomimi
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.07.06 16:52:00 - [14]
 

Just in high-sec, or will you do low and nullsec ganks as well?

If I was taking mining at all seriously, I'd take you up in a heartbeat to eliminate competition. However, I realised how little that was making.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.06 16:58:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Skorpynekomimi
Just in high-sec, or will you do low and nullsec ganks as well?

If I was taking mining at all seriously, I'd take you up in a heartbeat to eliminate competition. However, I realised how little that was making.


I'm quite prepared to do low/null sec ganks if you can point me in the right direction. It's far easier to find hulks in high sec of course :D

Syberbolt8
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2011.07.06 20:56:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Syberbolt8
Just randomly pick 2 hulks you happen to find, post any tears, lolworthy junk, or run off with the isk either way.

This will be dealt with, although please forgive me for going to sleep first... It's nearly 4am.


Very nice results, TY.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.07 00:20:00 - [17]
 

#3

Sometimes I put out for free.

Candace Lenso
Posted - 2011.07.07 04:30:00 - [18]
 

I will pay 35.1 mil to each player that that succeeds at purposely trolling Spank with an EHP fitted Hulk.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.07 08:52:00 - [19]
 

That's really mean Candace.

Maximus Trollbone
Amarr
Posted - 2011.07.07 14:38:00 - [20]
 

Never thought I'd type this in a Spank thread but there's a first time for everything...

I support this product/service.

filingo rapongo
Vivicide
ROMANIAN-LEGION
Posted - 2011.07.07 14:42:00 - [21]
 

supporting my good friend lady spank

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.07.07 15:03:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
Sometimes I put out for free.


I'm gonna remember this statement when we can interact with other players in stations Cool

The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2011.07.07 22:24:00 - [23]
 

Lemme know if you need someone to roll with Spankaroni. Im always down for a miner gank since they are spawn of the devil.


Agent 137
Posted - 2011.07.07 22:30:00 - [24]
 

Edited by: Agent 137 on 07/07/2011 22:30:45
Originally by: Lady Spank
Edited by: Lady Spank on 06/07/2011 13:03:12
I will kill any hulk that irks you for the low low cost of 25m isk. This is to cover the following:

cost of a tempest

cost of my time spent having to rat my damn sec up again.

you get :

lolz
screenshots
any tears generated in the process

REVISION:

If you need a guaranteed 100% positive dead arse hulk the first time it will be 50m 35m. so I can tech II fit.

I'd do it cheaper but I am poor at the moment Embarassed


I will offer you a fair load of repeat business if you are willing to head towards amarr space. Let me know if your willing. I assure you I will provide repeat business.

Evemail me if interested.

Ein Phantom
Posted - 2011.07.07 22:43:00 - [25]
 

Lady Spank is my chemical romance.

Dajor Mick
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
Posted - 2011.07.08 07:18:00 - [26]
 

What about retrievers I got someone in my old corp I would want dropped several times :-)

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.08 09:53:00 - [27]
 

Send me a mail about the retriever guy, could be one for me and teh Crushah to visit Razz

Also. Someone mailed me whom I owe a kill to, I won't name him but if he is reading this, it will be done as soon as possible. I have a surprise visit from my Sister this weekend which may get in the way of things somewhat Embarassed

Tylinn Rift
Posted - 2011.07.09 13:31:00 - [28]
 

(really digging the new look of Miss Spank)

hmmmmm...



Your new name is...


Sugar Maple Tree,

'cause I would totally tap that Wink

Dani Leone
Gallente
Positively Idle
Posted - 2011.07.10 09:37:00 - [29]
 

Klesmer is my new hero with his 1920's Scifi Villain/Evil Genius mean looks.

I imagine him looking on with grim satisfaction, as the hulks disintegrate and completely unmoved as Concord then tears his own ship apart, his evil genius mind thinking only of the next victim

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.10 11:10:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Dani Leone
Klesmer is my new hero with his 1920's Scifi Villain/Evil Genius mean looks.

I imagine him looking on with grim satisfaction, as the hulks disintegrate and completely unmoved as Concord then tears his own ship apart, his evil genius mind thinking only of the next victim


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