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Tressin Khiyne
Minmatar
The Tuskers
Posted - 2011.07.01 21:35:00 - [1]
 

What do you say?

Eolithic WithaTwist
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
Posted - 2011.07.01 21:36:00 - [2]
 


Tressin Khiyne
Minmatar
The Tuskers
Posted - 2011.07.01 21:45:00 - [3]
 

Nice.

Perhaps I should explain a bit. I develop flash games, and I'm currently finishing a zombie shooter (in the interest of being unique). We're adding a bit of Duke Nukem to the player (to console those who were recently left unfulfilled), and I figured the Eve community is full of wit. I'll post a link to the game once it's live, and if I use your quote you can tell all your friends and be famous! Hell, if I get enough here, I may even add your Eve character to the credits.

Eolithic WithaTwist
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
Posted - 2011.07.01 21:48:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Tressin Khiyne
Nice.

Perhaps I should explain a bit. I develop flash games, and I'm currently finishing a zombie shooter (in the interest of being unique). We're adding a bit of Duke Nukem to the player (to console those who were recently left unfulfilled), and I figured the Eve community is full of wit. I'll post a link to the game once it's live, and if I use your quote you can tell all your friends and be famous! Hell, if I get enough here, I may even add your Eve character to the credits.


In that case I would say Banjo beats zombie.... BANJO BEATS EVERYTHING! (i had just killed said zombie with a banjo.)

Templar Dane
Amarr
Amarrian Retribution
Posted - 2011.07.01 22:21:00 - [5]
 

"umad, bro?"

"hemad"

defiler
Mad Hermit
Wayward Alliance
Posted - 2011.07.01 22:49:00 - [6]
 

I'm not very original, so...

"'Cease!" (robot wars, think "deceased")

We live, we die, we rot. (dead like me)

And stay down! (various)

Maddi5on
Posted - 2011.07.01 23:10:00 - [7]
 


C4LYP50
Solarwind Interstellar Mining and Production Ltd
Posted - 2011.07.02 07:31:00 - [8]
 

"Woulda......coulda........shoulda.......

Rule # 2 : Doubletap."

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.07.02 08:27:00 - [9]
 

ZOMBIE!!!! ZOMBIE!!! THERE'S A ZOMBIE!!!! I KILLED A ZOMBIE!

Or something equally stupid

L'amour Sauvage
Underworld Group
Posted - 2011.07.02 08:52:00 - [10]
 

"Life's all scotch and lollies 'til you gotta put a ***** down."
Zombie dogs can't be reasoned w/, especially when in heat.
"Who's gonna shelve the tapes now Mike?! Who's gonna shelve the tapes!"
Zombie managers blow.
"Stay behind the flatline donkey puss"
Zombie DMV personnel will get theirs in the apocolypse.
"Double the barrel, double the win."
Zombie Olsen twins could be anywhere.
(sings) "If I had hammer...I woulda taken my time."
Zombie Confucious should really be enjoyed.
"OMG, oh Jesus, what've I done...meh just some hippie."
Zombie Jesus should be left alone. He has Revive skill.
"*sniff* You..were the only man..I didn't mind being naked."
Zombie Peter North should still be respected.
"Hmm, maybe we'll re-run some of your highlights later."
Zombie p0rn stars...What? it's not like many ppl left to chastise.
"I'd **** in yer face but it's under the truck."
Zombies really hate country music cliches'
"I just won a beatin' for two."
Seriously, Zombie Olsens' will come from nowhere I **** you not.

Larry Wickes
Posted - 2011.07.02 09:52:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: Larry Wickes on 02/07/2011 09:53:18
"Die Zombies die!"

"I hope you brought your wallet.... Because the rent in hell, gets paid in advance!"

"Hahaha, I've killed so many; ******/Stalin would be impressed!"

"Man, if this was a job, I'd be filthy rich."

"I think that was my old ***** boss. Who's the boss now, boss?"

"I just shot my ex; Now that makes this zombie apocalypse worth it!"

"*Sighs* ****ing zombie, if it weren't for you, I'd be home playing spaceship video games."

"Damnit! I just lost count again."

"A bullet for you, a bullet for you, a bullet for you."

Edit: For the ******/Stalin one... The *'s is a censored name, however, I will give you this hint, he was the dictator of Germany during the second world war.

Tressin Khiyne
Minmatar
The Tuskers
Posted - 2011.07.02 12:37:00 - [12]
 

Some good stuff here, keep 'em coming!

zombiedeadhead
Minmatar
The Tuskers
Posted - 2011.07.02 12:41:00 - [13]
 

What the hell is this? Sad

Skarcity
Gallente
Red Sun Industries
Eternal Evocations
Posted - 2011.07.02 12:54:00 - [14]
 

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

stoicfaux
Gallente
Posted - 2011.07.02 18:20:00 - [15]
 

You can't kill just one...


Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2011.07.02 19:14:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Blane Xero on 02/07/2011 19:35:52
And that is how I ended the outbreak.

Didn't I put you down already?

Bite me, bi- On second thoughts...

Another one bites the dust... And now the dust bites back.

Nak hak
Posted - 2011.07.02 20:36:00 - [17]
 

"Damn it!. I was aiming for the guy in development."

Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
Posted - 2011.07.02 22:11:00 - [18]
 

Stay dead!

Vogue
Short Bus Pole Dancers
Posted - 2011.07.02 22:26:00 - [19]
 


Florio
Miniature Giant Space Hamsters
Posted - 2011.07.03 07:47:00 - [20]
 

Everyone, grab some incendiary ammo!

Nishachara
True Enlightenment
Posted - 2011.07.03 08:53:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Nishachara on 03/07/2011 08:54:58
"You're not so undead after all, aren't you stiffer ?"

"Can I have your brains?"

"Cherrypop!"


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Edit:
Originally by: Larry Wickes

"Hahaha, I've killed so many; ******/Stalin would be impressed!"


Wait ..why is the one censored and the other isnt ?

Larry Wickes
Posted - 2011.07.04 06:59:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Nishachara
Edited by: Nishachara on 03/07/2011 08:54:58
"You're not so undead after all, aren't you stiffer ?"

"Can I have your brains?"

"Cherrypop!"


---
Edit:
Originally by: Larry Wickes

"Hahaha, I've killed so many; ******/Stalin would be impressed!"


Wait ..why is the one censored and the other isnt ?


It's censored by CCP, not I, and I'm not sure ....

NeoShocker
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.07.04 20:59:00 - [23]
 

"A dead zombie is a dead zombie!"

"Derp derp, derpity derp derp. (killing zombies after zombies)."

"Hahahaha! Look at them mofos dropping like flies!"

RedClaws
Amarr
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2011.07.05 08:52:00 - [24]
 

"There, pretty as a picture" - Groundskeeper Willy

Lord Wamphyri
Amarr
Starside Lost
Posted - 2011.07.05 15:16:00 - [25]
 

"You can be my friend, and I will call you squishy!"


 

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