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Barten Lancaster
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:29:00 - [1]
 

Keep the tune from this in your head while you read: Link removed for inappropriate language. Zymurgist

Woah! A sandbox MMO with robots!


Aww ****, get your wallets ready itís about to go down. Everybody on the forums hit the ****ing deck. But stay in your mother****ing chairs. We running this, letís go.

Iím in a bot
Iím in a bot
Everybody look at me causing Iím riding in a bot
Iím in a bot
Iím in a bot
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing bot

Iím in a bot mother****er take a look at me
Straight cruising in a bot, not a ship in eve
Busting mad mechs, they never had a shot
You canít stop me mother****er cause Iím in a bot

Take a screenie, trick
Iím in a bot, *****
We mining ore and plants, gettin so rich
I got my kernals
And my prototypies
Iím doin research, you in Eden making BP copies

Iím ridin in a Sequer
Hauling random ****
Itís totally faster
No oneís gunna catch it
But this ainít beta
This is real as it gets
Iím in a bot mother****er donít you ever forget

Iím in a bot and
Itís going fast and
I got a Mech Warrior themed composite mouse pad
Iím king of this world, In bot, for real
If you out in space then you got a bad deal

Get the **** up! This bot is real!

**** space, Iím in a bot mother****er
**** roids, I shoot trees mother****er
Iím on the ground with my corp mother****er
This bot engine make noise, mother****er

Hilmar if you could see me now
Spinning in stations like you wonít allow
Weíre gunna get this game more subscribers than WoW
With Avatar Creations, anything is possible

Never thought Iíd be in a bot
I think I hit the jackpot
CCP look at meeeeeeeeeeee

Never thought Iíd see a way
For an MMO to save the day
Believe me when I say
Iím here to stay

Iím in a bot
Iím in a bot
Everybody look at me causing Iím riding in a bot
Iím in a bot
Iím in a bot
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing bot

http://www.perpetuum-online.com/

Please do not evade the profanity filter. Zymurgist

Towaoc
Caldari
Applied Technologies Inc
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:31:00 - [2]
 

Don't give up your day job...

Ramelius
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:32:00 - [3]
 

Have an account, have played it, like it so thumbs up!

Spyriadon
Caldari
Kleinrock Heavy Industries
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:32:00 - [4]
 

The servers have been down or had a cap on them more than they have been up or open.
ugh

Iloni Atoriandra
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:32:00 - [5]
 

It has no monocles though so is worthless.

Couriercontractalt
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:32:00 - [6]
 

If you want to judge which game to play based on lyrics then;

In eve we fly space SHIPS. Ship = BOAT.

Annaviss DiSiria
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:32:00 - [7]
 

Whether or not Perpetuum is a good game, this parody owns.

10/10, would read again.

Trainwreck McGee
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:35:00 - [8]
 

screw everyone who be hating....this is pretty good.....i mean for a white nerd who plays sandbox games

Discrodia
Gallente
Symbiosis International
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:38:00 - [9]
 

Have bot, will travel. Very Happy

Doctor Garamond Trebuchet
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:40:00 - [10]
 

If it was in space it would be 10/10. It's dirt based. DIRT. If I wanted Dirt gaming I'd be in Rift or <insert fantasy game here>

I want space! How about they just effin fix eve mmmK?

Uuali
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:44:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: Uuali on 29/06/2011 23:44:25

Oow! A lonely island connoisseur I see!

I got my **** in a bot, baby!

It's not gay if it's with a doomsday.

My ship undocked and I ****ed in my pants. My CQ loaded and I ****ed in my pants. You put on a monocle and I ****edÖ in Ö myÖ pants.

Meeogi
Amarr
Lone Star Privateers
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:46:00 - [12]
 

yes....yes this entertained me.Laughing

JMERCENARY
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:48:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Barten Lancaster
Keep the tune from this in your head while you read: Link removed for inappropriate language. Zymurgist

Woah! A sandbox MMO with robots!


Aww ****, get your wallets ready itís about to go down. Everybody on the forums hit the ****ing deck. But stay in your mother****ing chairs. We running this, letís go.

Iím in a bot
Iím in a bot
Everybody look at me causing Iím riding in a bot
Iím in a bot
Iím in a bot
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing bot

Iím in a bot mother****er take a look at me
Straight cruising in a bot, not a ship in eve
Busting mad mechs, they never had a shot
You canít stop me mother****er cause Iím in a bot

Take a screenie, trick
Iím in a bot, *****
We mining ore and plants, gettin so rich
I got my kernals
And my prototypies
Iím doin research, you in Eden making BP copies

Iím ridin in a Sequer
Hauling random ****
Itís totally faster
No oneís gunna catch it
But this ainít beta
This is real as it gets
Iím in a bot mother****er donít you ever forget

Iím in a bot and
Itís going fast and
I got a Mech Warrior themed composite mouse pad
Iím king of this world, In bot, for real
If you out in space then you got a bad deal

Get the **** up! This bot is real!

**** space, Iím in a bot mother****er
**** roids, I shoot trees mother****er
Iím on the ground with my corp mother****er
This bot engine make noise, mother****er

Hilmar if you could see me now
Spinning in stations like you wonít allow
Weíre gunna get this game more subscribers than WoW
With Avatar Creations, anything is possible

Never thought Iíd be in a bot
I think I hit the jackpot
CCP look at meeeeeeeeeeee

Never thought Iíd see a way
For an MMO to save the day
Believe me when I say
Iím here to stay

Iím in a bot
Iím in a bot
Everybody look at me causing Iím riding in a bot
Iím in a bot
Iím in a bot
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing bot

http://www.perpetuum-online.com/

Please do not evade the profanity filter. Zymurgist


Seriously, this game's devs are ******s. People registering and the Perpettum people forget to answer their emails to give them the activation link.
Try with a better game next time.

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:49:00 - [14]
 

I don't play it.

I spend my day on the forum here.

You all do play it.

And you spend the day on the forum here.

How odd. It's almost as if, well...

It's as if you are using a free trial of another MMO to try and get CCP to do what you want. So now you are inadvertently screwing two games, one completely innocent.

Wish I had friends like you IRL.

I do, I do.

Mr Epeen Cool

JMERCENARY
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:51:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Ramelius
Have an account, have played it, like it so thumbs up!


Did they tricked you to go for the pay option first before registering your email for the alledged 14 days free trial that there is nothing really to do?

Ford Mersombre
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:53:00 - [16]
 

I thought it sucked ... I won't be switching anytime soon.

Graphics suck, game is still really rough, and the UI is terrible.

Jerry Pepridge
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:54:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Towaoc
Don't give up your day job...


Asmodeus Et'Mort
Amarr
Imperial Academy
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:56:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Mr Epeen
I don't play it.

I spend my day on the forum here.

You all do play it.

And you spend the day on the forum here.

How odd. It's almost as if, well...

It's as if you are using a free trial of another MMO to try and get CCP to do what you want. So now you are inadvertently screwing two games, one completely innocent.

Wish I had friends like you IRL.

I do, I do.

Mr Epeen Cool


Shouldn't that be you wish you had friends. ?

Ratners Epeen, proof that all your hyperbole has no value.

Discrodia
Gallente
Symbiosis International
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:57:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: JMERCENARY
Originally by: Ramelius
Have an account, have played it, like it so thumbs up!


Did they tricked you to go for the pay option first before registering your email for the alledged 14 days free trial that there is nothing really to do?

Hmmm.... I wonder how they managed to get us to pay for it. Oh! It might have been that 5 minutes into the game when I was foundering about for what I was supposed to be doing, one of the GMs convoed me and asked me if I wanted help, and handily provided a great deal.

Maybe it was because everyone in the EVE channel was discussing how many silly brainwashed trolls CCP has hired on the forums, and we all got a good laugh out of it.

Maybe it was the fact that no one gave a damn about what their avatar looked like because we don't ever see them in gameplay.

Maybe it was the fact that on my second night in the EVE corp we scrapped together a twenty man blob of newbie bots, got in a hilarious fight, and died in a silly way, yet never felt like a letdown.

Maybe it was the fact that we are part of something new, rather than something stagnating itself into extinction.

Maybe it was the fact that the game felt like a game and not a second job?

But you don't care about that anyway, so why are you posting at all? Do you think your feeble attempts at bashing will change our minds?

Crispin McTarmac
Posted - 2011.06.30 00:00:00 - [20]
 

I tried perpetuum for a couple of hours, but I got the feeling too soon that they'd copied more of the things I hate about eve than the things I love about it.

It also happens that a lot of the things I hate about eve exist purely to combat lag, and perpetuum is made by a small indie company. You do the maths

Riddick Liddell
Posted - 2011.06.30 00:04:00 - [21]
 

I think I've come to the conclusion that even if I end up back in EVE, this is a good mirror game. Kind of sucks for this Character though because this account will be the first to get knocked off if I split game funds

Captain Bro
Posted - 2011.06.30 00:07:00 - [22]
 

If you're not careful I'll rewrite the lyrics to this song for eve :O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdPXskJBFl4&feature=related


Ammzi
Posted - 2011.06.30 00:12:00 - [23]
 

Hahah, +1 OP, +1!

Reloadin
Posted - 2011.06.30 00:33:00 - [24]
 

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

PinkMech thinks this song is absolutely fabulous darlings.

Terminal Insanity
Minmatar
Convex Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.30 00:34:00 - [25]
 

Why does this topic have so many replies? silly peasants, anything amuses you.

San Severina
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.30 00:40:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Barten Lancaster
Keep the tune from this in your head while you read: Link removed for inappropriate language. Zymurgist

Woah! A sandbox MMO with robots!


Aww ****, get your wallets ready itís about to go down. Everybody on the forums hit the ****ing deck. But stay in your mother****ing chairs. We running this, letís go.

Iím in a bot
Iím in a bot
Everybody look at me causing Iím riding in a bot
Iím in a bot
Iím in a bot
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing bot

Iím in a bot mother****er take a look at me
Straight cruising in a bot, not a ship in eve
Busting mad mechs, they never had a shot
You canít stop me mother****er cause Iím in a bot

Take a screenie, trick
Iím in a bot, *****
We mining ore and plants, gettin so rich
I got my kernals
And my prototypies
Iím doin research, you in Eden making BP copies

Iím ridin in a Sequer
Hauling random ****
Itís totally faster
No oneís gunna catch it
But this ainít beta
This is real as it gets
Iím in a bot mother****er donít you ever forget

Iím in a bot and
Itís going fast and
I got a Mech Warrior themed composite mouse pad
Iím king of this world, In bot, for real
If you out in space then you got a bad deal

Get the **** up! This bot is real!

**** space, Iím in a bot mother****er
**** roids, I shoot trees mother****er
Iím on the ground with my corp mother****er
This bot engine make noise, mother****er

Hilmar if you could see me now
Spinning in stations like you wonít allow
Weíre gunna get this game more subscribers than WoW
With Avatar Creations, anything is possible

Never thought Iíd be in a bot
I think I hit the jackpot
CCP look at meeeeeeeeeeee

Never thought Iíd see a way
For an MMO to save the day
Believe me when I say
Iím here to stay

Iím in a bot
Iím in a bot
Everybody look at me causing Iím riding in a bot
Iím in a bot
Iím in a bot
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing bot

http://www.perpetuum-online.com/

Please do not evade the profanity filter. Zymurgist


OK you convinced me, I'm starting an account *maybe*.

i watched some gameplay vids on youtube it looked pretty cool.

Daemonspirit
Six Degrees of Separation
Posted - 2011.06.30 00:40:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: Daemonspirit on 30/06/2011 00:40:38
Originally by: JMERCENARY

Seriously, this game's devs are re tar ds. People registering and the Perpettum people forget to answer their emails to give them the activation link.
Try with a better game next time.


Hmmm, must not like you, I got in, got subbed (sorry CCP) and also when I logged into game, about 10 mins in, I got convoed by a GM and asked how I was doing.

10 mins after that, a dev convoed me - just to say "hi- hope you enjoy it".

Shocked

vOv

Small indie company makes a sci-fi pvp game? Sounds good to me...YARRRR!!

Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Why does this topic have so many replies? silly peasants, anything amuses you.

Be a good little consumer and go back to your store, you might miss a sale...

Ayieka
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.30 00:42:00 - [28]
 

its equally unfun to start out in as eve. and at least eve is pretty.

also character creation is on par with runescape.

ZinderX500
Caldari
Very Predictable Feedback
Posted - 2011.06.30 00:55:00 - [29]
 

LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Brys Bennedict
Posted - 2011.06.30 01:07:00 - [30]
 

Perpetuum's tutorial is better. I also like the fact that as long as my account is active, I'm earning skill points. No going nuts because I didn't have any skills loaded. I can save up and spend at my convenience as opposed to trying to manage my training queue. I played the game at launch and just resubbed and the Dev's have improved a lot of the game. The fact that they take a personal interest in gamer satisfaction is a big bonus with me. Remember when EvE was like that? I miss the warm fuzzy, but now it's all about the money shot right? =P


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