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CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:43:00 - [1]
 

...they are seen wearing one while flying the Opux Luxary Yacht.

If you truly have that much ISK to waste, you would be able to offer enough to buy that boat to transport your monocle collection in. Until then, you are simply a fool, with delusions of grandeur.

The challange is to take a screen of yourself undocking at Jita 4-4 with the yacht and a monocle. If ISK means nothing to you, the risks would mean nothing as well.

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Jasdemi
Interstellar Whine Brewery
Monocle Overlords
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:45:00 - [2]
 

Another angry, jealous peasant.

Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.

CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:50:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Jasdemi
Another angry, jealous peasant.

Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.


No yacht?

Ezra Vouland
Lords 0f Justice
Fidelas Constans
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:53:00 - [4]
 

Maybe when you buy buy them with aurum, since the only 3 in game arent really obtainable. Probably easier to do Entity some favors and get a Fedathron.

Valentina Valentia
Caldari
State War Academy
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:53:00 - [5]
 

Jasdemi, thank you for your purchase of 1 [hopefully more] monocles, please keep CCP funded, I need EVE and I personally appreciate your thrift... I have some new clothing to sell you also if you like, it's the finest clothing, said to be owned by and Emperor once!!! Laughing Wink

CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:55:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Ezra Vouland
Maybe when you buy buy them with aurum, since the only 3 in game arent really obtainable. Probably easier to do Entity some favors and get a Fedathron.


hence why i would consider that soemthing of an accomplishment. To have enough ISK to convince one of the owners to depart with it :)

Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:56:00 - [7]
 

First off those that own the yacht would have to be willing to sell it. I hope I am not wrong, but I believe that Entity has one of the few, if not the only one left. So your request is pretty much impossible to do.

Secondly, I know a few players that are posting with monocles that would buy the yacth, if one was being sold, that would undock in Jita with it and their monocles on.


Slade

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:58:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:59:08
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:58:28
Originally by: CosDa**** Palpatine
...they are seen wearing one while flying the Opux Luxary Yacht.

If you truly have that much ISK to waste, you would be able to offer enough to buy that boat to transport your monocle collection in. Until then, you are simply a fool, with delusions of grandeur.

The challange is to take a screen of yourself undocking at Jita 4-4 with the yacht and a monocle. If ISK means nothing to you, the risks would mean nothing as well.

-



Come on guys, I mean, unless you're poor...? Razz

Abrazzar
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:59:00 - [9]
 

Looks like the monocle is becoming the signature item for the obvious troll.

Damn. Now I have to buy one, too.

WIlliam Rusell
The Order of Scull and Bones
The Bilderberg Group.
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:02:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Jasdemi
Another angry, jealous peasant.

Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.


This man cannot afford a yachtSad

Freddie Failquitter
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:02:00 - [11]
 

The real burning question is this: how many failquitters that haven't quit bought a fail monocle?? Laughing

Kalle Demos
Amarr
Helix Protocol
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:05:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: CosDa**** Palpatine
...they are seen wearing one while flying the Opux Luxary Yacht.

If you truly have that much ISK to waste, you would be able to offer enough to buy that boat to transport your monocle collection in. Until then, you are simply a fool, with delusions of grandeur.

The challange is to take a screen of yourself undocking at Jita 4-4 with the yacht and a monocle. If ISK means nothing to you, the risks would mean nothing as well.

-


I dont even know what a Opux 'Luxury' Yacht is, I guess I will just have to purchase one when they become available on the NEX market

Riddick Liddell
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:05:00 - [13]
 

Can I have gold teeth and pants that hang down around my knees to? Yo?

CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:05:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: WIlliam Rusell
Originally by: Jasdemi
Another angry, jealous peasant.

Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.


This man cannot afford a yachtSad


But his gift of 2 shillings, er i mean 2 ISK has gotten me 2 ISK closer to.....not buying a moncole ever. :P

Ezra Vouland
Lords 0f Justice
Fidelas Constans
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:06:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Freddie Failquitter
The real burning question is this: how many failquitters that haven't quit bought a fail monocle?? Laughing


This was the plan

Introduce monocles >leak newsletter about MT > people boycott MT and monocles >trolls troll people > people buy monocles > success

Aqriue
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:07:00 - [16]
 

The funny thing is you do not need to spend the cash to buy 6 plexes, convert 5 to aurum, then buy a monocole. Anybody can save up the 3 billion or so isk (what ever the current plex price is, haven't looked) and get a monocole, even if they work part time in real life with more free time in game. You just now have the option of 5 months of game time or looking like Mr. Peanut

CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:11:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Aqriue
The funny thing is you do not need to spend the cash to buy 6 plexes, convert 5 to aurum, then buy a monocole. Anybody can save up the 3 billion or so isk (what ever the current plex price is, haven't looked) and get a monocole, even if they work part time in real life with more free time in game. You just now have the option of 5 months of game time or looking like Mr. Peanut


And getting the joys of misusing the word peasant because they think it sounds cool, when in fact it makes them sound poorly educated. You almost have to feel sorry for them. If it weren't so funny.

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:15:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: CosDa**** Palpatine
Originally by: Aqriue
The funny thing is you do not need to spend the cash to buy 6 plexes, convert 5 to aurum, then buy a monocole. Anybody can save up the 3 billion or so isk (what ever the current plex price is, haven't looked) and get a monocole, even if they work part time in real life with more free time in game. You just now have the option of 5 months of game time or looking like Mr. Peanut


And getting the joys of misusing the word peasant because they think it sounds cool, when in fact it makes them sound poorly educated. You almost have to feel sorry for them. If it weren't so funny.


I do feel for the blind but I cannot have you working in my mines, let's face it. You cannot see to find the best ore so you would best be used as my monocle rack

Aelius
Caldari
Mnemonic Enterprises
Dark Matter Coalition
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:17:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Jasdemi
Another angry, jealous peasant.

Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.

^^ this guy wins at EVE... He lives in Kamboja and spent the month salary to buy his monocle... hell finally now he can enjoy the dream of not leaving in a third world country.

With all the famine, poverty, war, natural disasters that rage across the globe theres nothing better than spending 60 euros in a game monocle that does NOTHING... Well not completely true... it makes of you a jackass.

but yes congrats... you have a monacle. Bow to his stupidity.

CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:19:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: CosDa**** Palpatine
Originally by: Aqriue
The funny thing is you do not need to spend the cash to buy 6 plexes, convert 5 to aurum, then buy a monocole. Anybody can save up the 3 billion or so isk (what ever the current plex price is, haven't looked) and get a monocole, even if they work part time in real life with more free time in game. You just now have the option of 5 months of game time or looking like Mr. Peanut


And getting the joys of misusing the word peasant because they think it sounds cool, when in fact it makes them sound poorly educated. You almost have to feel sorry for them. If it weren't so funny.


I do feel for the blind but I cannot have you working in my mines, let's face it. You cannot see to find the best ore so you would best be used as my monocle rack


And even blind i can still see well enough to say, that monocle looks terrible on you young lady.

Aelius
Caldari
Mnemonic Enterprises
Dark Matter Coalition
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:21:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Jasdemi
Another angry, jealous peasant.

Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.

Oh BTW i have 120M SP's how many do you have with that monacle? Laughing

Jealous now?! LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

LIOZTH
Caldari
Divide By Zero
Dark Phoenix Rising.
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:24:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Jasdemi
Another angry, jealous peasant.

Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.


Dude here is another 2 isk for you! Go buy yourself another line... Rolling Eyes

ArchJudge
Gallente
FinFleet
Raiden.
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:26:00 - [23]
 

Best 60$ i ever spent

CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:28:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: ArchJudge
Best 60$ i ever spent


Thats pretty sad.

ArchJudge
Gallente
FinFleet
Raiden.
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:29:00 - [25]
 

You should make a thread about it

CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:32:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: ArchJudge
You should make a thread about it


Touche. Still sad though.

xXLegitCeoXx
Hups Oho
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:36:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: CosDa**** Palpatine
Originally by: ArchJudge
You should make a thread about it


Touche. Still sad though.


So sad, i need a wiper on my monocle.

ElJo123
Accompanied By Unicorns
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:37:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Aelius
Originally by: Jasdemi
Another angry, jealous peasant.

Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.

^^ this guy wins at EVE... He lives in Kamboja Cambodia and spent the this months' salary to buy his monocle... hell, finally, now he can enjoy the dream of not leaving living in a third world country.



Fixed some spelling for you. Not commenting on content, imo "Kamboja" speaks for itself.

Originally by: Aelius

With all the famine, poverty, war, natural disasters that rage across the globe theres nothing better than spending 60 euros in a game monocle that does NOTHING... Well not completely true... it makes of you a jackass.

but yes congrats... you have a monacle. Bow to his stupidity.


Shouldn't you be in some Kambojan Laughing slum right now tending to the poor while curing cancer or something? Instead of posting on a forum playing a 15 euro/month game? What with the famine and all?

Aelius
Caldari
Mnemonic Enterprises
Dark Matter Coalition
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:41:00 - [29]
 

Edited by: Aelius on 29/06/2011 21:41:34
Originally by: ElJo123
Originally by: Aelius
Originally by: Jasdemi
Another angry, jealous peasant.

Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.

^^ this guy wins at EVE... He lives in Kamboja Cambodia and spent the this months' salary to buy his monocle... hell, finally, now he can enjoy the dream of not leaving living in a third world country.



Fixed some spelling for you. Not commenting on content, imo "Kamboja" speaks for itself.

Originally by: Aelius


With all the famine, poverty, war, natural disasters that rage across the globe theres nothing better than spending 60 euros in a game monocle that does NOTHING... Well not completely true... it makes of you a jackass.

but yes congrats... you have a monacle. Bow to his stupidity.


Shouldn't you be in some Kambojan Laughing slum right now tending to the poor while curing cancer or something? Instead of posting on a forum playing a 15 euro/month game? What with the famine and all?

I don't pay 15 euros per month. I use plex and save the 15 euros for red cross. happy now?

SencneS
Rebellion Against Big Irreversible Dinks
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:42:00 - [30]
 

Edited by: SencneS on 29/06/2011 21:43:21
People that know who I am know I can afford the small sum of ISK for a Monocle, but they are simply ugly..

This on the other hand would have forced me to spent ISK, and if I didn't have enough I would jumped into my Checking account and purchased AUR directly...



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