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Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:05:00 - [1]
 

Reasons CCP should move to Australia:

1) Sunnier weather in Sydney
2) Far from the majority of players with pitchforks and torches
3) Incredibly solid and prosperous economy
4) Good and strong AUD
5) Awesome holiday destinations like Fiji, Tahiti, Thailand.
6) Easier access to one of the best beers in the world: James Boags.
7) Awesome food and wine
8) Interact more with real people who will tell you when things are **** or awesome
9) No volcano's to cash an ash cloud over things and make it gloomier
10) 20 degree C winters Razz

But yeah. Just idle thoughts :)

Harcosi
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:07:00 - [2]
 

The average Australian woman is pretty hot too.

buck herrick
101st Space Marine Force
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:09:00 - [3]
 

QFT +1 INTORWEB

we also have some really cool snakes and spiders
and coopers beer is obviously much better than boags

other than that, for once headerman speaks the truth

KEEP UP THE GOOD POASTING!

Lenore Leelu
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:10:00 - [4]
 

They should move to Tasmania! Cheaper wages, and I could get a job there!

Pricely Checkington
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:10:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: Pricely Checkington on 28/06/2011 03:10:28
Most importantly, I would get less lag.

Originally by: Headerman
Reasons CCP should move to Australia:
9) No volcano's to cash an ash cloud over things and make it gloomier



We actually had one blow over from Chile last week which grounded a bunch of flights... but I guess you could say we have fewer nearby volcanoes...

Iamien
Democracy of Klingon Brothers
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:11:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: Iamien on 28/06/2011 03:15:57
One problem. Bandwidth in Australia would bankrupt them.

There is a reason that noone hosts server for Australia, and it is not because they don't like Australians. Hosting servers is more expensive by magnitudes.

Indy Rider
Amarr
Firebird Squadron
Terra-Incognita
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:11:00 - [7]
 

The down side?

Everything tries you kill you.

And we have to yell binary down a phone line for our interwebs.

Myshella Drake
Caldari
Omega Exploration And Reclaimation
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:13:00 - [8]
 

Yes please. Id be tempted to jump across the ditch just to work there Very Happy

Lucius Tal
Minmatar
Tal Holdings Limited
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:14:00 - [9]
 

Also I would be able to start a letter to CCP with "How's it hanging?"

Doc Fury
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:17:00 - [10]
 

I can find no gaping flaws in the OP's logic.

/everything that crawls does want to kill you though.
//chalk it up to RL non-consensual PVP.


Fishslapper
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:19:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: Fishslapper on 28/06/2011 03:20:30
Quote:
9) No volcano's to cash an ash cloud over things and make it gloomier


You haven't tried to catch an Aussie Plane in the last 3 weeks have you? Flights cancelled left and right due to the ash plume from a Chilean Volcano...

And the best beers in the world come from Adelaide - Coopers Sparkling Ale and Coopers Pale Ale...

And as soon as you tell the Icelandic Devs that you find Redback spiders under the toilet seats here, the game is up...

Quote:
The average Australian woman is pretty hot too.

You've never married one have you? Nag, nag, nag, nag...


Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:22:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Fishslapper
Edited by: Fishslapper on 28/06/2011 03:20:30
Quote:
9) No volcano's to cash an ash cloud over things and make it gloomier


You haven't tried to catch an Aussie Plane in the last 3 weeks have you? Flights cancelled left and right due to the ash plume from a Chilean Volcano...

And the best beers in the world come from Adelaide - Coopers Sparkling Ale and Coopers Pale Ale...

And as soon as you tell the Icelandic Devs that you find Redback spiders under the toilet seats here, the game is up...

Quote:
The average Australian woman is pretty hot too.

You've never married one have you? Nag, nag, nag, nag...




No, i take the ferry to Tassie each christmas Razz

And yes, CCP should set up shop in Tassie. Even better food, wine, beer, sights to see etc.

Fishslapper
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:26:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: Fishslapper on 28/06/2011 03:26:44
Originally by: Headerman
No, i take the ferry to Tassie each christmas Razz Because I can't afford to fly...

And yes, CCP should set up shop in Tassie. Even better food, wine, beer, inbred locals, boring convict ruins, ghastly weather to see etc.


Fixed that for you... And with the amount of mouthbreathing ***gotry you spurt forth on COAD, I should have suspected you were Tasmanian... Razz

ps. Coopers and the Jame's Squire's range is far better than that Launceston dishwater they call Boags...

Lord Viziam
GunStars
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:26:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Lord Viziam on 28/06/2011 03:28:40

While I would be inclined to give our ausie cousins a favourable mention, your best bet would be to move the company to Canada which boasts 3 of the top 5 most livable cities in the world. I would in particular recommend vancouver which has world class restaurants, and undoubtedly the best recreational snowboarding in the world.

I present to you Exhibit A

Mia Aires
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:27:00 - [15]
 

But you forgot one thing:
No hot waterholes to sit in and where they can came up with new crazy ideas.

Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:28:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Fishslapper
Edited by: Fishslapper on 28/06/2011 03:26:44
Originally by: Headerman
No, i take the ferry to Tassie each christmas Razz Because I can't afford to fly...

And yes, CCP should set up shop in Tassie. Even better food, wine, beer, inbred locals, boring convict ruins, ghastly weather to see etc.


Fixed that for you... And with the amount of mouthbreathing ***gotry you spurt forth on COAD, I should have suspected you were Tasmanian... Razz

ps. Coopers and the Jame's Squire's range is far better than that Launceston dishwater they call Boags...


RazzRazzRazz

You just need the right dishwater, for me it was Strongarm Bitter. I love that stuff!

buck herrick
101st Space Marine Force
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:29:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Lord Viziam
Edited by: Lord Viziam on 28/06/2011 03:28:40

While I would be inclined to give our ausie cousins a favourable mention, your best bet would be to move the company to Canada which boasts 3 of the top 5 most livable cities in the world. I would in particular recommend vancouver which has world class restaurants, and undoubtedly the best recreational snowboarding in the world.

I present to you Exhibit A



ahhh, but on the downside, there are canadians in canada. and just over the trees are americums.

your point is losing appeal.

Indy Rider
Amarr
Firebird Squadron
Terra-Incognita
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:34:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Mia Aires
But you forgot one thing:
No hot waterholes to sit in and where they can came up with new crazy ideas.


They could hire this guy.

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Lord Viziam
GunStars
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:36:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: buck herrick



ahhh, but on the downside, there are canadians in canada. and just over the trees are americums.

your point is losing appeal.


Yes they are just yonder; but on the positive side, canadians speak english. I'm not quite sure what ausies speak?

SoylentGreen Rinah
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:40:00 - [20]
 

No.

Australia is full. Go away.

Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:41:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Lord Viziam
Originally by: buck herrick



ahhh, but on the downside, there are canadians in canada. and just over the trees are americums.

your point is losing appeal.


Yes they are just yonder; but on the positive side, canadians speak english. I'm not quite sure what ausies speak?


Ummm a few languages....

1) Real
2) Bogan
3) english

Real and Bogan are rather limited in vocabulary, limited mainly to expleetives.

Only downside is if you stick a camera in front of anyone here and they will think they will outlast religion

Enna Shendara
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:47:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Enna Shendara on 28/06/2011 03:49:00
Originally by: Headerman

6) Easier access to one of the best beers in the world: James Boags.


You may now leave. You shall not return until you hold at least one coopers pale.

Also, summers in Sydney are so thick and muggy I can practically swim in the air, I'd take sub-zero temperatures of that **** any day.
Originally by: Mia Aires
But you forgot one thing:
No hot waterholes to sit in and where they can came up with new crazy ideas.


Lies, damned lies.

lolard
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:58:00 - [23]
 

Oh god Headerman in Shadow of xXDeathXx :cripes:, how the mighty trolls have fallen.

Morgs44
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
The KWFL Republic
Posted - 2011.06.28 04:01:00 - [24]
 

We could give the CCP employee some really nice kangaroo's to rid to work as well.

Pace eGuerra
Posted - 2011.06.28 04:04:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Lord Viziam
I'm not quite sure what ausies speak?


Strine

Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.06.28 04:05:00 - [26]
 

Edited by: Headerman on 28/06/2011 04:05:50
Originally by: lolard
Oh god Headerman in Shadow of xXDeathXx :cripes:, how the mighty trolls have fallen.


Even trolls fall asleep under the bridge from time to time Razz

And i though you'd be happy now pleaseignore.com is free of my terribadposting?

Franny
Mentis Seorsum
Posted - 2011.06.28 04:41:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Fishslapper

Quote:
The average Australian woman is pretty hot too.

You've never married one have you? Nag, nag, nag, nag...


you know, they invented these things called ball gags years ago YARRRR!!

Fishslapper
Posted - 2011.06.28 05:39:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Franny
you know, they invented these things called ball gags years ago


Yeah, but that Purdy mouth has other uses... Twisted Evil

Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.06.28 06:13:00 - [29]
 

Edited by: Headerman on 28/06/2011 06:13:27
Come on CCP< move to Aus!! We will hold a 'Welcome to Aus' BBQ for you too Very Happy

It will be a true 'OMGWTFBBQ!' moment!

Mohamad Lebanese
Posted - 2011.06.28 06:19:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Fishslapper
Edited by: Fishslapper on 28/06/2011 03:20:30

You've never married one have you? Nag, nag, nag, nag...




you think this is limited to australian women? Laughing


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