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OT Smithers
Posted - 2011.06.27 15:46:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: OT Smithers on 28/06/2011 01:37:59
I WANTS MY MONOCLE! RAAAAAAGE!!!!
”I am an elite Eve Space Master! I have every faction ship in the game spinning in my station! I am a forum Elebrity! I want a monocle! But it’s too expensive! What the hell CCP! I WANT MY MONOZCLE! Also, all vanity items are stupid!”


But an internal newsletter said.... RAAAAAAGE!!!!
“Holy Hell! An internal not-for-release memo was released in which CCP discussed and debated current trends in the gaming industry! This proves that CCP plans to destroy their own game because they are really stupid! I HATE THEM!”


But the head of CCP wrote the truth in an email! RAAAAAAGE!!!
”OMG! OH EM GEEE! The head of CCP said people freaking out over pretty much everything was normal! That motherF%K#r! How DARE he say that! Also, those F%^&ing *******s changed the drop shadow color on the god dammed forum BANNER!! What the F^&K!”


But CCP is gonna sell "I win" WTFPWNZOR gear to noobs! RAAAAAGE!!!
”Don’t ask me how I know, I just do, so shut up! No one should be able to pay real money for an advantage. You know what? I don’t care if I just swapped seven plex for a faction fitted Vindicator, I am cancelling my main account and my RR account and my Orca account and my ECM account and my Industrial Account! If my awesome skillz are no longer enough then I am quitting Eve forever! GOODBYE!!!”


CCP is being purchased by SONY!!! A BLOG said so! RAAAAAAGE!!!
”Dude! It’s totally legit! It was in a blog and it cited unnamed sources! Also, the guy said HE was quitting eve over it and giving away all his stuff and if you sent him isk he would double it!”


Even other gaming websites are picking up on the story of how CCP is oppressing us! HAHAHAHA!!!
“HAHAHA! Eve is DYING because those FOOLS at CCP didn’t listen to me! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHA! AFK a sec, Mom is yelling something… Okay, back, she was yelling at my little brother. Stupid CCP!!! HAHAHA!!! HAHAHA!!!”


WONT someone think of the INDUSTRIALISTS! RAAAAAAGE!!!
”B-B-But if you can buy a ship like the Drake from the Pay-To-Win store what will happen to all the industrialists we laugh at and the miners we grief during Hulkaggedon?! Won’t someone think off them? Also, I want one to add to my every ship in the game collection but I can’t even afford a god-dammed MONOCLE!!! I WANT MY MONOCLE!!!! GOD DAMM YOU CCP I WANT MY F#CKING MONOCLE!!!!

I heard CCP is bankrupt and THE GAME I HATE IS DYING! RAAAAAAGE!!!!
There's this financial report that I never read but someone did and he said CCP was bankrupt because they spent all the monies making Dust and WOD and even though I already said I was leaving (HAHAH!) this just proves how STUPID the people at CCP are... feels BAD MAN!!!!

robbyx
Posted - 2011.06.27 15:50:00 - [2]
 

That was last week dumba$$...

Geez this new player base of yours aint to bright CCCP.

Mister Smithington
Posted - 2011.06.27 15:55:00 - [3]
 

So many words and not a single thing to say?

Seems like such a waste.

Maa Ku
Posted - 2011.06.27 15:57:00 - [4]
 

CCP alt detected.

Snake Scofield
Posted - 2011.06.27 15:58:00 - [5]
 

Todays outrage is how McDonalds Big Mac's keep getting smaller.

LuNaRiAn SeRpEnT
Posted - 2011.06.27 15:59:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Snake Scofield
Todays outrage is how McDonalds Big Mac's keep getting smaller.


^^

Karl Planck
Labyrinth Obtaining Chaotic Kangaroos
Posted - 2011.06.27 16:01:00 - [7]
 

awesome, +1

vasuul
Posted - 2011.06.27 16:12:00 - [8]
 

go biomass yourself

this thread serves no purpose other than to be a troll

Diet Water
Posted - 2011.06.27 16:13:00 - [9]
 

Tomorrows outrage: Perpetuum is not the Idylic getaway that people are saying it is.

Sable Schroedinger
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2011.06.27 16:13:00 - [10]
 

Well, I found it funnier than many of the threads that have popped up recently. Maybe the comic timing is slightly off, but then I try not to look at the forums too often so worked for me :)

OT Smithers
Posted - 2011.06.27 17:14:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Maa Ku
CCP alt detected.


No, I am fairly confident that a CCP would at least try to pretend that the twice daily poutpouring of angst and nerd rage was misguided but rational.

I won't even pretend that much.

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.27 17:16:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: vasuul
go biomass yourself

this thread serves no purpose other than to be a troll


Agreed. He should bio-mass himself in-game -and- in RL. CCP alt ****.

Novak Sarin
Posted - 2011.06.27 17:18:00 - [13]
 

*YAWN* Fail troll

OT Smithers
Posted - 2011.06.27 17:20:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Arias Dren
Originally by: vasuul
go biomass yourself

this thread serves no purpose other than to be a troll


Agreed. He should bio-mass himself in-game -and- in RL. CCP alt ****.


Shhhhhh.... There there little guy, it'll be okay, Daddy still loves you. Daddy will protect you from all the mean noobie bullies with their scary monacles and Quafe T-Shirts. And if you're a good boy and stop crying maybe Daddy will take you to the toy store and get you a nice shiny Monacle of your own to play with.

Aramatheia
Posted - 2011.06.27 17:21:00 - [15]
 

Edited by: Aramatheia on 27/06/2011 17:21:28
Quote:
Geez this new player base of yours aint to bright CCCP.


"CCCP"

in soviet russia...

OT Smithers
Posted - 2011.06.27 17:24:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: robbyx
That was last week dumba$$...

Geez this new player base of yours aint to bright CCCP.


I do applogize, it's so hard to keep up! Fill me in please: what IS the poutrage of the day? Show me on the doll where the mean developer touched you.

Amber Villaneous
Posted - 2011.06.27 17:29:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: OT Smithers
Originally by: robbyx
That was last week dumba$$...

Geez this new player base of yours aint to bright CCCP.


I do applogize, it's so hard to keep up! Fill me in please: what IS the poutrage of the day? Show me on the doll where the mean developer touched you.



The outrage of the day is WOW playing tards like you that don't understand reality.

OT Smithers
Posted - 2011.06.27 17:33:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Amber Villaneous
The outrage of the day is WOW playing tards like you that don't understand reality.


Yes my Emo friend, the world IS a vampire and no one understands your pain.

Nuit Aerin
Posted - 2011.06.27 17:35:00 - [19]
 

You have some serious issues, dude.


Now tell us more, it's entertaining.

visableone
Posted - 2011.06.27 17:39:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: visableone on 27/06/2011 17:40:17
Originally by: Snake Scofield
Todays outrage is how McDonalds Big Mac's keep getting smaller.




thank fc-uk,. im not the only one who thinks so,.... its outragous!!!!!!!!!!!!


IMZ soooo madz ight noa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


and what happened to the salt on fries?????? i want my SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OT Smithers
Posted - 2011.06.27 17:41:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: visableone
Edited by: visableone on 27/06/2011 17:40:17
Originally by: Snake Scofield
Todays outrage is how McDonalds Big Mac's keep getting smaller.




thank fc-uk,. im not the only one who thinks so,.... its outragous!!!!!!!!!!!!


IMZ soooo madz ight noa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


and what happened to the salt on fries?????? i want my SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Vive la Big Mac Resistance!

OT Smithers
Posted - 2011.06.27 17:52:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Nuit Aerin
You have some serious issues, dude.


And you cry more than the Boyscouts I keep in my basement!

SUGGESTION TO CCP: DUCT TAPE!

SasRipper
H A V O C
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2011.06.27 18:00:00 - [23]
 

RAGE!!!!!!!!

Discrodia
Gallente
Symbiosis International
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.27 18:01:00 - [24]
 

-2/10

Xeln Quuzg
Posted - 2011.06.27 18:02:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Snake Scofield
Todays outrage is how McDonalds Big Mac's keep getting smaller.


THAT is what i'm talking about. wtf is up with that??

Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation
Posted - 2011.06.27 18:09:00 - [26]
 

It made me chuckle. Very close approximation of how I feel about last weeks forum warriors.

Sumos Tigerclaw
Minmatar
Republic Military School
Posted - 2011.06.27 18:50:00 - [27]
 

All these trolls trolling make me RAAAAGGGEEEE!!!!

visableone
Posted - 2011.06.27 19:02:00 - [28]
 

So bringing the thread back to the real issue here...

why the hell can't a get a Mcsausage and egg Mcmuffin after 10:30, but i can get a undersized McbigMcMac at anytime ??

and tell me if this annoys you too,...

so i approch the Mcemployee,

ME: 'Mcbigmac meal please'

Mcemployee: 'what drink would you like with that' he replies

ME: 'fanta'

Mcemployeee: 'still or fizzy?'

ME: 'no i want fanta,. still would just be orange juice'

Mcemployee 'so do you want still or fizzy?'

ME: 'fc-uk it, im going to Mcbugerking'


Shigeru Potatomoto
Posted - 2011.06.27 19:35:00 - [29]
 

There's a bunch of people shooting a statue outside. RAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEE!!!!!

I just found out CCP makes games for money instead of for the gratification of nerds. RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEE!!!!


SciWolf
Posted - 2011.06.27 19:38:00 - [30]
 

Edited by: SciWolf on 27/06/2011 19:38:25
Originally by: robbyx
That was last week dumba$$...

Geez this new player base of yours aint to bright CCCP.


Seems like its their new public... Confused I choose that word cause only public can be set up like they did it with their worthy customers.


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