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Anita Wu Tang
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:32:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Anita Wu Tang on 27/06/2011 03:29:48
Edited by: Anita Wu Tang on 26/06/2011 23:34:52
I've read a ton of threads regarding how much Incarna "sucks". I personally love it! yeah so what, they gave us a captains quarters that has nothing fun, you cant even lay on the bed. be happy they gave us anything at all. plus for years players have been crying about being able to walk around on the station, even friends that don't play say,"you cant walk around in the station. lame. why do you even play that?" I'm ready for eve online to change.

Things you will still have that your so happy to keep the same.

1. Still have space flight

2. Still have your overpriced market run by people that have played far longer then you have.

3. Still be waiting months to finish skills

4. Still wait 30 seconds to get into your new ship

5. Still be able to blow people up that have no reason to be blown up

6. Still be able to control the market in Null because you want to become the next tycoon

7. Still be able to run missions with "friends" that don't high five other then /me

8. Still mine the same asteroid belt for hours to make enough to pay your alliance fees so your greedy CEO's can high five each other since you just paid for their PLEX.

Cool things you will soon be able to cry about and things that are awesome your currently crying about.

1. Captains quarters (currently being cried about)

2. Some random team of ps3 players taking over your PI, with a smile.

3. Being able to walk around in station giving everyone high fives

4. Instead of sitting in a hanger for hours spinning your camera around really fast trying to nit pick the video glitches because OH GOD! its CCP's fault you havent updated your computer since 2002 and your GPU's shader can't support the new content. you will now be able to high five people while getting drunk and wasting your time spinning that camera at an online bar.

5. (not sure if this will be in the game but someone i talked to said it might) Possibilities of dust players having planetary doomsday devices blowing the hell out of your POSS (Piece of S*** Station) because your unwilling to accept change in an eve online universe when you were so content with the "Butterfly Effect Sandbox". while not giving high fives to friends at the station you were just blown up in.

6. Firing an orbital barrage of what ever weapon you chose to obliterate those measly ps3 players from your amazing spaceship you took the time to fit out. only to return back to station to relieve your friends with a high five, two thumbs up and a "yeah i just did that" face.

7. Finally coming around to see that CCP did all this for you! Only to ask in return that you spend 15 bucks a month to have fun on a game they didn't have to put out on the market for you to enjoy, you crazy sci-fi fanatics. (/me high fives CCP)

8. Still be able to cry about why Incarna "SUCKS!!" while you sit in an ergonomic chair content with staring at a rock, or literally doing the same mission with a different name over and over again, just to argue that, that is SOOOOOOOO!!! much more appealing then walking around in a station with amazing graphics, or fighting off people on a planet surface.

So a personal shout out to CCP! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!! This is going to be SICK AND AMAZINGLY BRILLIANT!

Sometimes you need to lose, in order to gain. Who cares! It's a great game! You know it! Other people know it! There for, more people will know it!

To those who are quitting your subs.

Thank You!!! I'll be ahead of you in the 6 months it takes for you to realize this game has more potential then you thought it to have, and now I'm the one occupying your planets resources "loling manically" over the cash i just raked in when you logged off to changing your panties, because yes kids! CHANGE IS SCARY!ShockedTwisted EvilYARRRR!! (think of the pirate as a ninja.)

Cannonfodder1982
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:38:00 - [2]
 

Originally by: Anita Wu Tang
4. Still wait 30 seconds to get into your new ship


yeah right 30 seconds AFTER u actually get in station and to a point where u can click things

eve if you remove the CQ its still pretty terrible

OverlordY
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:40:00 - [3]
 

6 years - 1 room -

Zag'mar Jurkar
Minmatar
Advent of the Blood Sun
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:42:00 - [4]
 

Incarna is good, what will(may) come from MTs is not.

Taius Pax
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:44:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Anita Wu Tang
be happy they gave us anything at all.


WTF? EVE Players are paying customers. These aren't handouts they're giving us, we're PAYING for this.

Anna Maziarczyk
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:47:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Anita Wu Tang
Edited by: Anita Wu Tang on 26/06/2011 23:34:52
I've read a ton of threads regarding how much Incarna "sucks". I personally love it! yeah so what, they gave us a captains quarters that has nothing fun, you cant even lay on the bed. be happy they gave us anything at all. plus for years players have been crying about being able to walk around on the station, even friends that don't play say,"you cant walk around in the station. lame. why do you even play that?" I'm ready for eve online to change.

Things you will still have that your so happy to keep the same.

1. Still have space flight

2. Still have your overpriced market run by people that have played far longer then you have.

3. Still be waiting months to finish skills

4. Still wait 30 seconds to get into your new ship

5. Still be able to blow people up that have no reason to be blown up

6. Still be able to control the market in Null because you want to become the next tycoon

7. Still be able to run missions with "friends" that don't high five other then /me

8. Still mine the same asteroid belt for hours to make enough to pay your alliance fees so your greedy CEO's can high five each other since you just paid for their PLEX.

Cool things you will soon be able to cry about and things that are awesome your currently crying about.

1. Captains quarters (currently being cried about)

2. Some random team of ps3 players taking over your PI, with a smile.

3. Being able to walk around in station giving everyone high fives

4. Instead of sitting in a hanger for hours spinning your camera around really fast trying to nit pick the video glitches because OH GOD! its CCP's fault you havent updated your computer since 2002 and your GPU's shader can't support the new content. you will now be able to high five people while getting drunk and wasting your time spinning that camera at an online bar.

5. (not sure if this will be in the game but someone i talked to said it might) Possibilities of dust players having planetary doomsday devices blowing the hell out of your POSS (Piece of S*** Station) because your unwilling to accept change in an eve online universe when you were so content with the "Butterfly Effect Sandbox". while not giving high fives to friends at the station you were just blown up in.

6. Firing an orbital barrage of what ever weapon you chose to obliterate those measly ps3 players from your amazing spaceship you took the time to fit out. only to return back to station to relieve your friends with a high five, two thumbs up and a "yeah i just did that" face.

7. Finally coming around to see that CCP did all this for you! Only to ask in return that you spend 15 bucks a month to have fun on a game they didn't have to put out on the market for you to enjoy, you crazy sci-fi fanatics. (/me high fives CCP)

8. Still be able to cry about why Incarna "SUCKS!!" while you sit in an ergonomic chair content with staring at a rock, or literally doing the same mission with a different name over and over again, just to argue that, that is SOOOOOOOO!!! much more appealing then walking around in a station with amazing graphics, or fighting off people on a planet surface.

So a personal shout out to CCP! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!! This is going to be SICK AND AMAZINGLY BRILLIANT!

Sometimes you need to lose, in order to gain. Who cares! It's a great game! You know it! Other people know it! There for, more people will know it!

To those who are quitting your subs.

Thank You!!! I'll be ahead of you in the 6 months it takes for you to realize this game has more potential then you thought it to have, and now I'm the one occupying your planets resources "loling manically" over the cash i just raked in when you logged off to changing your panties, because yes kids! CHANGE IS SCARY!ShockedTwisted EvilYARRRR!! (think of the pirate as a ninja.)


Finally, some communication from CCP.

Anita Wu Tang
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:50:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: OverlordY
6 years - 1 room -
6 years and more then just a room. this is only Incarna 1.0

ALLYOURMONEY BELONGTOUS
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:52:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: ALLYOURMONEY BELONGTOUS on 26/06/2011 23:52:15
I LOVE IT!!!!

Can't wait for the update!!!


Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Anita Wu Tang
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:53:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Anna Maziarczyk
Originally by: Anita Wu Tang
Edited by: Anita Wu Tang on 26/06/2011 23:34:52
I've read a ton of threads regarding how much Incarna "sucks". I personally love it! yeah so what, they gave us a captains quarters that has nothing fun, you cant even lay on the bed. be happy they gave us anything at all. plus for years players have been crying about being able to walk around on the station, even friends that don't play say,"you cant walk around in the station. lame. why do you even play that?" I'm ready for eve online to change.

Things you will still have that your so happy to keep the same.

1. Still have space flight

2. Still have your overpriced market run by people that have played far longer then you have.

3. Still be waiting months to finish skills

4. Still wait 30 seconds to get into your new ship

5. Still be able to blow people up that have no reason to be blown up

6. Still be able to control the market in Null because you want to become the next tycoon

7. Still be able to run missions with "friends" that don't high five other then /me

8. Still mine the same asteroid belt for hours to make enough to pay your alliance fees so your greedy CEO's can high five each other since you just paid for their PLEX.

Cool things you will soon be able to cry about and things that are awesome your currently crying about.

1. Captains quarters (currently being cried about)

2. Some random team of ps3 players taking over your PI, with a smile.

3. Being able to walk around in station giving everyone high fives

4. Instead of sitting in a hanger for hours spinning your camera around really fast trying to nit pick the video glitches because OH GOD! its CCP's fault you havent updated your computer since 2002 and your GPU's shader can't support the new content. you will now be able to high five people while getting drunk and wasting your time spinning that camera at an online bar.

5. (not sure if this will be in the game but someone i talked to said it might) Possibilities of dust players having planetary doomsday devices blowing the hell out of your POSS (Piece of S*** Station) because your unwilling to accept change in an eve online universe when you were so content with the "Butterfly Effect Sandbox". while not giving high fives to friends at the station you were just blown up in.

6. Firing an orbital barrage of what ever weapon you chose to obliterate those measly ps3 players from your amazing spaceship you took the time to fit out. only to return back to station to relieve your friends with a high five, two thumbs up and a "yeah i just did that" face.

7. Finally coming around to see that CCP did all this for you! Only to ask in return that you spend 15 bucks a month to have fun on a game they didn't have to put out on the market for you to enjoy, you crazy sci-fi fanatics. (/me high fives CCP)

8. Still be able to cry about why Incarna "SUCKS!!" while you sit in an ergonomic chair content with staring at a rock, or literally doing the same mission with a different name over and over again, just to argue that, that is SOOOOOOOO!!! much more appealing then walking around in a station with amazing graphics, or fighting off people on a planet surface.

So a personal shout out to CCP! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!! This is going to be SICK AND AMAZINGLY BRILLIANT!

Sometimes you need to lose, in order to gain. Who cares! It's a great game! You know it! Other people know it! There for, more people will know it!

To those who are quitting your subs.

Thank You!!! I'll be ahead of you in the 6 months it takes for you to realize this game has more potential then you thought it to have, and now I'm the one occupying your planets resources "loling manically" over the cash i just raked in when you logged off to changing your panties, because yes kids! CHANGE IS SCARY!ShockedTwisted EvilYARRRR!! (think of the pirate as a ninja.)


Finally, some communication from CCP.


I'm not a part of CCP.

Zarlis
Gallente
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:54:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Anita Wu Tang
Edited by: Anita Wu Tang on 26/06/2011 23:34:52
I've read a ton of threads regarding how much Incarna "sucks". I personally love it!


Lucky you like doll houses as its all you are going to be getting for the next 18 months because all our sub money allocated for development has been spent on games for other people.

Original Forum Troll
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:57:00 - [11]
 

tldr

Hiryu Jin
noXCorp
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:58:00 - [12]
 

CCP alt detected?

Zammo Bahrut
Banana On A Plate
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:58:00 - [13]
 

1. Still have space flight --- after getting into a ship.. which takes palce after turning off CQ for fear of gfx metldown

2. -irrelevant- ... and besides, I like the market trade etc
3. -irrelevant-
4. see #1
5. -irrelevant-
6. see #2
7. -irrelevant-
8. -irrelevant-

Cool things you will soon be able to cry about and things that are awesome your currently crying about.

1. Captains quarters (currently being cried about) --- I want my 'functional' ship spinning back. double-click cargo ftw.

2. -irrelevant- ... and probably just nonsense
3. Being able to walk around in station giving everyone high fives --- only if I fork out a bunch of cash so i can buy a GFX card that can handle 'incarna', until then.. static background for me.

4. ship spinning = NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT BACK
5. -Nonsense-
6. -yawn-
7. CCP didn't do any of this for me, they did it for the pay-check, simple as that.
8. glad I recently bought an Xbox - re: this whole comment. [read also.. I foresee I'll be playing eve less in the future]

A personal shout out to the massive troll that is OP, you made maybe 4 points of any relevant interest, and the points you did raise are all utter chuff.

Nevira Ree
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:00:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Anita Wu Tang
be happy they gave us anything at all.


Stopped reading there... What are you? a 6 year old with no mind to think? WE PAY SUBSCRIPTION! YOU KNOW THE WORD? YOU KNOW THE MEANING? IF THEY DIDN'T GAVE US ANYTHING, THERE WOULD BE NO EVE-ONLINE! THAT'S WHY PAY THEM ONE OF THE HIGHEST SUBSCRIPTIONS OF ANY MMOG IN EXISTANCE! Jeez, think dammit, THINK!

Annabelle Shape
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:04:00 - [15]
 

erm... maybe i missed something, but incarna isnt the issue people are complaining about. it may have been 3 or 4 days ago, but much larger, more tropical fish, are being fried right now.

incarna actually looks pretty good (if your computer is strong enough to run it) even in its limited state atm, and i cant wait to explore more of the station and meet people face to face instead of ship to ship.

the ton of threads complaining are complaining about the nex store and ccp lying to / misleading / ignoring its customers.

to sumarise: incarna = good. everything else ccp have done in the past few months = bad, v v bad indeed.

Neoexecutor
Minmatar
Skynet Technologies
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:05:00 - [16]
 

So "INCARNA IS GOING TO BE AMAZING" because "they gave us a captains quarters that has nothing fun, you cant even lay on the bed"? That's one strong argument you have there.

michael boltonIII
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:05:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Nevira Ree
Originally by: Anita Wu Tang
be happy they gave us anything at all.


Stopped reading there... What are you? a 6 year old with no mind to think? WE PAY SUBSCRIPTION! YOU KNOW THE WORD? YOU KNOW THE MEANING? IF THEY DIDN'T GAVE US ANYTHING, THERE WOULD BE NO EVE-ONLINE! THAT'S WHY PAY THEM ONE OF THE HIGHEST SUBSCRIPTIONS OF ANY MMOG IN EXISTANCE! Jeez, think dammit, THINK!


Oh god the Irony, it's too thick. Help I'm drowning in the cognitive dissonanace.

Anita Wu Tang
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:06:00 - [18]
 

most of these replies are nothing but shenanigans. but i do have to say i like that one guy who said he loved it and cant wait for an update.

Benri Konpaku
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:08:00 - [19]
 

Unfortunately CCP never had the money to make Incarna Awesome™ because it was all diluted on other projects at the expense of EVE. And now the golden goose will soon start dying due to anemia. Laughing

Tarinara
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:16:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Anita Wu Tang
most of these replies are nothing but shenanigans. but i do have to say i like that one guy who said he loved it and cant wait for an update.

I LOL'd Anita. /high five

Black Dranzer
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:18:00 - [21]
 

INCARNA IS ALREADY HERE, AND IT IS NOT AMAZING.

Anita Wu Tang
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:18:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Tarinara
Originally by: Anita Wu Tang
most of these replies are nothing but shenanigans. but i do have to say i like that one guy who said he loved it and cant wait for an update.

I LOL'd Anita. /high five


/high five Laughing

Telvani
Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:26:00 - [23]
 

Incarna is WoD alpha, and its ****.

When we can interact it *might* be worthwhile, but it needs a lot of other changes as well.

Cancel Align NOW
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:28:00 - [24]
 

Dear Op.

Maybe CCP are right. Eve is the golden goose that will keep giving while the developers give nothing but beta WOD and Dust code.

stoicfaux
Gallente
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:38:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Anita Wu Tang
be happy they gave us anything at all.


What's the key to happiness? Lower your standards.

You may be happy, but the "vets" are here because they want to play internet spaceships in a sandbox. All that time and resources spent to deliver a barely functioning Space Barbie was time that could have been spent improving Eve's core gameplay of internet spaceships in a sandbox.



Mara Rinn
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:46:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Taius Pax
WTF? EVE Players are paying customers. These aren't handouts they're giving us, we're PAYING for this.


I like the idea of rolling it out incrementally. They wanted to do better than the existing multiplayer third person engines, which are mostly oriented towards high frame rate shooters. CCP is trying to build an environment in which fancy clothes will actually be useful. Take a look at shooter games like Global Agenda for example - you get to chose some pretty basic outfits, dye them from a range of colours, and wear them on an avatar for which the only customisation is a range of faces and hair styles. World of Warcraft is pretty much in the same boat - pick a race, skin colour, hair style, and off you go. Lots of fancy clothes, many of which are just recoloured versions of the old stuff.

This first release of CQ is here to help "bed in" the technology. What optimisations need to be made? How well does the lighting model work? What network traffic is needed, how much is spurious?

Over time I expect CCP will introduce emote systems, so that you can wave hello, hug someone, poke your tongue out, that kind of thing. The RP folk will be enjoying every minute of it of course, while the srs Internet spaceships folk will be busy pew pewing each other with their new shiny turrets :)

This isn't a "handout" - it's a phased introduction of a new technology. Give CCP a chance to get it done properly - there's some talk about the other race CQs coming out in the next few months.

Tarinara
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:47:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: stoicfaux
What's the key to happiness? Lower your standards.

You may be happy, but the "vets" are here because they want to play internet spaceships in a sandbox. All that time and resources spent to deliver a barely functioning Space Barbie was time that could have been spent improving Eve's core gameplay of internet spaceships in a sandbox.

Improving?? How about F I X I N G. A lot of people would settle for just fixing the broken stuff.

Cheese Ninja
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:58:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Anita Wu Tang
Edited by: Anita Wu Tang on 26/06/2011 23:34:52
I've read a ton of threads regarding how much Incarna "sucks". I personally love it! yeah so what, they gave us a captains quarters that has nothing fun, you cant even lay on the bed. be happy they gave us anything at all. plus for years players have been crying about being able to walk around on the station, even friends that don't play say,"you cant walk around in the station. lame. why do you even play that?" I'm ready for eve online to change.

Things you will still have that your so happy to keep the same.

1. Still have space flight

2. Still have your overpriced market run by people that have played far longer then you have.

3. Still be waiting months to finish skills

4. Still wait 30 seconds to get into your new ship

5. Still be able to blow people up that have no reason to be blown up

6. Still be able to control the market in Null because you want to become the next tycoon

7. Still be able to run missions with "friends" that don't high five other then /me

8. Still mine the same asteroid belt for hours to make enough to pay your alliance fees so your greedy CEO's can high five each other since you just paid for their PLEX.

Cool things you will soon be able to cry about and things that are awesome your currently crying about.

1. Captains quarters (currently being cried about)

2. Some random team of ps3 players taking over your PI, with a smile.

3. Being able to walk around in station giving everyone high fives

4. Instead of sitting in a hanger for hours spinning your camera around really fast trying to nit pick the video glitches because OH GOD! its CCP's fault you havent updated your computer since 2002 and your GPU's shader can't support the new content. you will now be able to high five people while getting drunk and wasting your time spinning that camera at an online bar.

5. (not sure if this will be in the game but someone i talked to said it might) Possibilities of dust players having planetary doomsday devices blowing the hell out of your POSS (Piece of S*** Station) because your unwilling to accept change in an eve online universe when you were so content with the "Butterfly Effect Sandbox". while not giving high fives to friends at the station you were just blown up in.

6. Firing an orbital barrage of what ever weapon you chose to obliterate those measly ps3 players from your amazing spaceship you took the time to fit out. only to return back to station to relieve your friends with a high five, two thumbs up and a "yeah i just did that" face.

7. Finally coming around to see that CCP did all this for you! Only to ask in return that you spend 15 bucks a month to have fun on a game they didn't have to put out on the market for you to enjoy, you crazy sci-fi fanatics. (/me high fives CCP)

8. Still be able to cry about why Incarna "SUCKS!!" while you sit in an ergonomic chair content with staring at a rock, or literally doing the same mission with a different name over and over again, just to argue that, that is SOOOOOOOO!!! much more appealing then walking around in a station with amazing graphics, or fighting off people on a planet surface.

So a personal shout out to CCP! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!! This is going to be SICK AND AMAZINGLY BRILLIANT!

Sometimes you need to lose, in order to gain. Who cares! It's a great game! You know it! Other people know it! There for, more people will know it!

To those who are quitting your subs.

Thank You!!! I'll be ahead of you in the 6 months it takes for you to realize this game has more potential then you thought it to have, and now I'm the one occupying your planets resources "loling manically" over the cash i just raked in when you logged off to changing your panties, because yes kids! CHANGE IS SCARY!ShockedTwisted EvilYARRRR!! (think of the pirate as a ninja.)


Do you give out biscuits as well when you go round with the tea trolly at ccp?

ALLYOURMONEY BELONGTOUS
Posted - 2011.06.27 01:02:00 - [29]
 

this is going to be so awesome!!!!! especially when our avatars can hug and kiss here!!!!

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Anita Wu Tang
Posted - 2011.06.27 01:09:00 - [30]
 

im afraid for you. high fives all the way. your just odd.


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