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Frau Klaps
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.25 17:50:00 - [1]
 

I am leaving the typo in the subject line as regulards pretty much sums up 90% of the C&P community.

So:

Imagine if you will, a fleet operation comprised of the regulards of Crime and Punishment. What we would have, and feel free to contribute with anything I may have forgotten.

  • One competent FC if we are lucky.

  • mouthbreathers

  • lots of cross talk on comms

  • absolutely no fleet coherence

  • everything from coward alts in noob ships (probably about 50% of the fleet) up to smartbombing battleships, which of course are there to smartbomb the fleet rather than any rival fleets.

  • extreme levels of backstabbing

  • people too scared to go to 0.0


  • people that blatantly are carebears and don't know the first thing about boat violence

  • large amounts of alcohol abuse

  • local lockdown

  • doog tiems

  • [/list]

    Xenuria
    Gallente
    Genos Occidere
    HYDRA RELOADED
    Posted - 2011.06.25 18:03:00 - [2]
     

    I think there would be plenty of people flat out leaving the fleet because of frustration.

    Gillaboo
    Posted - 2011.06.25 18:08:00 - [3]
     

    Going down that checklist... most of the points listed remind me of GoonFleet. Twisted Evil

    Patient 2428190
    DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
    Posted - 2011.06.25 18:12:00 - [4]
     

    Originally by: Frau Klaps
    mouthbreathers
    lots of cross talk on comms



    Once you take the happy time pill, this goes away and you can bomb your alts in peace.

    Frau Klaps
    Amarr
    Posted - 2011.06.25 18:17:00 - [5]
     

    Originally by: Patient 2428190
    Once you take the happy time pill, this goes away and you can bomb your alts in peace.


    I take it you're coming in an ibis then.

    Barakkus
    Posted - 2011.06.25 18:41:00 - [6]
     

    Count me in! Probably won't let me in though, besides, who would recruit someone named Barakkus?

    Frau Klaps
    Amarr
    Posted - 2011.06.25 18:52:00 - [7]
     

    Trust me, if I DID try to make a fleet up like this I wouldn't discriminate. That would be counter productive.

    Feligast
    Minmatar
    GoonWaffe
    Goonswarm Federation
    Posted - 2011.06.25 20:46:00 - [8]
     

    Would x up

    Singeabooty Raj
    Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
    HYDRA RELOADED
    Posted - 2011.06.25 21:05:00 - [9]
     

    That list seems about right toots.

    Screaming on comms when primaried / need reps could maybe be added.

    Would expect large amounts of alcohol abuse mandatory for C&P Space Armada.

    Confirming that coward alts should be ashamed.

    I will indulge in self beating tonight.


    Menardii
    Viziam
    Posted - 2011.06.25 21:07:00 - [10]
     

    Always down for shooting some Greens! Twisted Evil

    Course then I'd have to go make a forum post about it, and fill a few pages of umads

    Milla Jovobitch
    Posted - 2011.06.25 21:13:00 - [11]
     

    Originally by: Frau Klaps
    feel free to contribute with anything I may have forgotten.


    I think that you forgot one sure thing:

    • Plenty of enemies

    Frau Klaps
    Amarr
    Posted - 2011.06.25 23:04:00 - [12]
     

    Originally by: Milla Jovo*****
    Originally by: Frau Klaps
    feel free to contribute with anything I may have forgotten.


    I think that you forgot one sure thing:

    • Plenty of enemies



    U RITE DER

    Also it would have to be a NPSI.

    Boom Boom Longtime
    Posted - 2011.06.25 23:08:00 - [13]
     

    Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime on 25/06/2011 23:16:52
    "coward alts in noob ships (probably about 50% of the fleet)"

    - the other 50% being neckbeard, cola drinking, rotund, big mac generation internet spaceship playboyz with limited exposure to daylight and real life social experiences; playing eve 15 hours a day who with their last breath will say to the sympathetic nurse who listens i had pro k/b stats and never once mined a roid.

    Yes Yes?

    No No?

    Edit: only the circlejerk care

    Frau Klaps
    Amarr
    Posted - 2011.06.25 23:36:00 - [14]
     

    Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
    Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime on 25/06/2011 23:16:52
    "coward alts in noob ships (probably about 50% of the fleet)"

    - the other 50% being neckbeard, cola drinking, rotund, big mac generation internet spaceship playboyz with limited exposure to daylight and real life social experiences; playing eve 15 hours a day who with their last breath will say to the sympathetic nurse who listens i had pro k/b stats and never once mined a roid.

    Yes Yes?

    No No?

    Edit: only the circlejerk care



    Your opinion doesn't count until you post with your main.

    Boom Boom Longtime
    Posted - 2011.06.26 00:17:00 - [15]
     

    Originally by: Frau Klaps
    Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
    Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime on 25/06/2011 23:16:52
    "coward alts in noob ships (probably about 50% of the fleet)"

    - the other 50% being neckbeard, cola drinking, rotund, big mac generation internet spaceship playboyz with limited exposure to daylight and real life social experiences; playing eve 15 hours a day who with their last breath will say to the sympathetic nurse who listens i had pro k/b stats and never once mined a roid.

    Yes Yes?

    No No?

    Edit: only the circlejerk care



    Your opinion doesn't count until you post with your main.

    My opinion counts, I have typed, people will read and you replied.

    I make a killing trading Dual Afocal Pulse Maser I in Amarr so this is my Main.

    If you want to love in real time I tab in to update my market orders every 43 minutes.

    Enuf Said.


    Frau Klaps
    Amarr
    Posted - 2011.06.26 01:45:00 - [16]
     

    Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
    Originally by: Frau Klaps
    Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
    Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime on 25/06/2011 23:16:52
    "coward alts in noob ships (probably about 50% of the fleet)"

    - the other 50% being neckbeard, cola drinking, rotund, big mac generation internet spaceship playboyz with limited exposure to daylight and real life social experiences; playing eve 15 hours a day who with their last breath will say to the sympathetic nurse who listens i had pro k/b stats and never once mined a roid.

    Yes Yes?

    No No?

    Edit: only the circlejerk care



    Your opinion doesn't count until you post with your main.

    My opinion counts, I have typed, people will read and you replied.

    I make a killing trading Dual Afocal Pulse Maser I in Amarr so this is my Main.

    If you want to love in real time I tab in to update my market orders every 43 minutes.

    Enuf Said.




    I replied to call you a scrub, you replied to prove even further that you really truly are a scrub.

    Boom Boom Longtime
    Posted - 2011.06.26 02:17:00 - [17]
     

    Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime on 26/06/2011 02:22:43
    What is your point?

    You Confuse?

    Yes Scrub I do.

    Wait wat.

    Wish was leet

    FU

    spinz

    kk

    Edit: ♥

    Kavu
    Genos Occidere
    HYDRA RELOADED
    Posted - 2011.06.26 03:03:00 - [18]
     

    I would go, but im hiding right now


    Xenuria
    Gallente
    Genos Occidere
    HYDRA RELOADED
    Posted - 2011.06.26 03:24:00 - [19]
     

    Originally by: Kavu
    I would go, but im hiding right now




    But who was phone?

    I likegirls
    Minmatar
    Posted - 2011.06.26 03:28:00 - [20]
     

    I can fly a t1 fitted rifter.

    Darius III
    Caldari
    Interstellar eXodus
    BricK sQuAD.
    Posted - 2011.06.26 03:55:00 - [21]
     

    I think we should have a fun fleet. Maybe all the things you said could be true, but in addition it would be fun. maybe

    Irie Irie Irie
    Caldari
    Caldari Provisions
    Posted - 2011.06.26 04:08:00 - [22]
     

    Originally by: Darius III
    I think we should have a fun fleet. Maybe all the things you said could be true, but in addition it would be fun. maybe


    OH IT WOULD BE FUN

    Milla Jovobitch
    Posted - 2011.06.26 06:31:00 - [23]
     

    • No matter what the outcome of the roam was, the ensuing chest drumming at C&P would make it look like pure golden win.

    • The local smack would demoralize the opposing side to think that they lost even if they had just decimated the whole C&P fleet.

    • Three different people would claim that they stole the fleet's ships and assets but would never give any proof of that.


    Mickey Simon
    Genos Occidere
    Posted - 2011.06.26 10:12:00 - [24]
     

    I imagine something similar to that gank night where Triksterism ganked Intigo, except less goods and more ******s.

    Irie Irie Irie
    Caldari
    Caldari Provisions
    Posted - 2011.06.26 11:10:00 - [25]
     

    Originally by: Mickey Simon
    I imagine something similar to that gank night where Triksterism ganked Intigo, except less goods and more ******s.

    Hearing Intigo spend about an hour talking about how his fit had to be PERFECT for that roam, then listening to him cry like the massive baby he is when he got ganked was just amazing.

    I haven't been able to take anything he says seriously since.

    uwai223
    Sigillum Militum Xpisti
    Important Internet Spaceship League
    Posted - 2011.06.26 11:44:00 - [26]
     

    people in c&p actually pvp? I refuse to believe that.

    Mickey Simon
    Genos Occidere
    Posted - 2011.06.26 12:49:00 - [27]
     

    Originally by: Irie Irie Irie
    Originally by: Mickey Simon
    I imagine something similar to that gank night where Triksterism ganked Intigo, except less goods and more ******s.

    Hearing Intigo spend about an hour talking about how his fit had to be PERFECT for that roam, then listening to him cry like the massive baby he is when he got ganked was just amazing.

    I haven't been able to take anything he says seriously since.

    I <3 Intigo even tho he bailed on beering with me, but this was the first roam I'd done with him and it was p hilarious.
    Speaking of which, when we both get proper internet we should roam (if we're still subbed lol) maybe with Lexa and some other cool people too??

    Grot Bags
    Posted - 2011.06.26 16:42:00 - [28]
     

    Make it happen Spank.

    Fraps, Audio, AAR Report and a List of C&P Corpses for Sale also pls.

    Owen Drakkar
    Bad...Karma
    Posted - 2011.06.26 23:40:00 - [29]
     

    Sounds fun and I would even FC but I am MIA indefinitley due to SM 2.0 ***gotry and having better things to spend my money on.<3

    Istyn
    Tactical Knightmare
    Posted - 2011.06.27 01:26:00 - [30]
     

    Originally by: uwai223
    people in c&p actually pvp? I refuse to believe that.


    Forum pvp is still pvp ok jeez.


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