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Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.06.30 14:45:00 - [61]
 

Edited by: Darius III on 30/06/2011 14:46:06
I have taken great joy in your varied responses to my true tale of monoclery. I have decided to even stoop as low as to read the comments from, and occasionally respond to the peasantry.

I would recommend joining the Monocleers to assuage your contempt and provide yourself an immediate boost in all cerebelly driven activities as well as curing ailments common to the lower classes.

Randomize All
Posted - 2011.06.30 14:50:00 - [62]
 

It's a shame you can't buy an alliance tournament for AUR.

lilol' me
Posted - 2011.06.30 14:59:00 - [63]
 

all i need to say is your avatar looks stupid! enough said? We dont purchase one because we dont want to look like a tw@t - unlike yourself it seems.

JMERCENARY
Posted - 2011.06.30 15:03:00 - [64]
 

Edited by: JMERCENARY on 30/06/2011 15:08:54
Edited by: JMERCENARY on 30/06/2011 15:07:26
Edited by: JMERCENARY on 30/06/2011 15:05:32
Edited by: JMERCENARY on 30/06/2011 15:04:26
Edited by: JMERCENARY on 30/06/2011 15:03:30
Originally by: Darius III
Edited by: Darius III on 24/06/2011 13:51:18
If you have not yet purchased a monocle...


By watching your signature I realise that only CERTAIN face types are matching with the design CCP decided to have for their monocle item. It would add only some few hours work mostly, for designing a lot more 3d item pieces than just one. So why haven;t they been paying attention for what they charge 60$ for?
Shouldn't they be introducing more designs, like MUCH more so most avatars wouldn't look like jerks wearing one?
How can someone spend 60$ for something that would make his avatar look like a clown?

Monoclowns? Laughing

Your avatar BTW looks very decent with this type of monocle.

Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.06.30 15:07:00 - [65]
 

Originally by: lilol' me
all i need to say is your avatar looks stupid! enough said? We dont purchase one because we dont want to look like a tw@t - unlike yourself it seems.



It is my belief that posts such as yours highlight the vast gulf that exists between the commoners and the aristocracy. I would advise you to speak with a degree of humility when you address your superiors. In the highly unlikely event that you elevate yourself above the rabble you have chosen to surround yourself with, you would likely regret you hasty remarks. Your humble master-Darius III

JMERCENARY
Posted - 2011.06.30 15:12:00 - [66]
 

Good RP there too and a fitting character. Smile
You diserve to be set appart from all the other wannabes which look like what I term Monoclowns.

Irie Irie Irie
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.06.30 15:21:00 - [67]
 

Originally by: Darius III
Originally by: lilol' me
all i need to say is your avatar looks stupid! enough said? We dont purchase one because we dont want to look like a tw@t - unlike yourself it seems.



It is my belief that posts such as yours highlight the vast gulf that exists between the commoners and the aristocracy. I would advise you to speak with a degree of humility when you address your superiors. In the highly unlikely event that you elevate yourself above the rabble you have chosen to surround yourself with, you would likely regret you hasty remarks. Your humble master-Darius III


You are a chav.

NeoShocker
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.07.02 09:05:00 - [68]
 

Edited by: NeoShocker on 02/07/2011 09:05:59
Darius, my brother. I have joined you, thought it doesn't show atm, but I am now wearing the almighty monocle.

Caiyuga Onishi
Posted - 2011.07.02 09:12:00 - [69]
 

Monocals giev you x-ray sight of dem female portraits.

Chris Bartlett
Caldari
C.R.M Productions
Posted - 2011.07.02 09:19:00 - [70]
 

Oh Darius, i do love and miss you so.

Atreus Venom
Gallente
New Eden Hitmen
Posted - 2011.07.02 09:30:00 - [71]
 

Edited by: Atreus Venom on 02/07/2011 09:34:11
Originally by: Darius III
Edited by: Darius III on 24/06/2011 13:51:18



If you have not yet purchased a monocle, You should know it has made me a pubbie scum who is not worthy of the attention of such grand and noble folk who aren't attention *****s. Sure I was mad at CCP at first, but after careful consideration, I decided that until I had worn the monocle, I could not judge. I assumed that the experience would only highlight the poor choice by CCP to price them out of reach of most players. It was after careful consideration, in my opinion, that I needed a monocle to see for myself if my assumption that they were overpriced was correct.

I assure you gentlemen and commoners alike-the monocle is indeed a *** fashion statement. After purchasing my monocle, I had a most tiny erection. Nary a day goes buy that I do not relish and cherish the gayness. It has indeed added value to my subscription and my perception of Eve Online. The act of donning the monocle has lowered my self esteem, attracted copious amounts of the fairer sex with men, and-preliminary reports are suggesting-that it has improved the fuel economy of my mopad. Further, my male organ appears to have been getting larger. I am now 1.3 inches. I visited my private physician, and much to his surprise, it seems to have started to rot my tiny package as well as having made my vocabulary annoying.

I implore thee, other owners of such gayfully crafted eyewear-make yourselves known, that we may, as a group, have sex with each other. I have made it known to my alliance that I will in fact no longer take orders from any of the other directors who are not similarly attired with the looking glass.

To you masses of good sense who know how ******ed it would be to obtain, yet could afford the monocle, I give you a message: I like to lick the dirt off my precision boots. I would need a telescope to see my junk.. that in fact, I get frustrated just thinking about jacking off. You commoners should refrain from posting about your happiness and return to ignoring me or whatever it is you do with your time and leave forum posting to those of us trolls I beg you, my un-monocled vassals, dont laugh at me






wtf dude it will be ok nobody is gonna make fun of you for that monocle... we will just find you and shoot at you a little

Chris Bartlett
Caldari
C.R.M Productions
Posted - 2011.07.02 09:30:00 - [72]
 

Edited by: Chris Bartlett on 02/07/2011 09:30:44
Originally by: Irie Irie Irie
Originally by: Darius III
Originally by: lilol' me
Stuffs


You are a chav.



This is a chav. Darius is a gentleman and a scholar.

Atreus Venom
Gallente
New Eden Hitmen
Posted - 2011.07.02 09:35:00 - [73]
 

his story is so sad :(

Thermoss Devlin
Minmatar
StarFleet Enterprises
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.07.02 09:46:00 - [74]
 

I will never ever buy a moncole, why?, becuase I do not see the point in spending so extremely much money on a useless thing.

I have so to say much more important things to lay my money on. The cost of that monocle is as high as if you would preorder a new game....it is just to much.

also I do not see any benefits with haveing it other than showing that you as an individual do not know what to spend your money on. Just my personal humnle opinion.

AligatorVer1337
Ordo Drakonis
Nulli Tertius
Posted - 2011.07.02 09:51:00 - [75]
 

I lol'd

Asm Khurelem
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
Posted - 2011.07.02 09:54:00 - [76]
 

You do know, you could shorten the title to "To everyone"?

shilpi
Posted - 2011.07.02 10:02:00 - [77]
 

ITT op believes people don't give a **** about his overpriced monocle and tries to reach out to them with a misleading title. Because people don't want to read his troll posts.

Demolishar
Posted - 2011.07.02 10:26:00 - [78]
 

I'd have a monocle, only the damn character creator doesn't work.

poeke
Posted - 2011.07.07 22:08:00 - [79]
 

Originally by: shilpi
ITT op believes people don't give a **** about his overpriced monocle and tries to reach out to them with a misleading title. Because people don't want to read his troll posts.


Darius doesnt troll...

Ciggar Nock
Posted - 2011.07.07 23:35:00 - [80]
 

What are these monocles everyone keeps talking about?

Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.07.28 05:48:00 - [81]
 

On second thought....the effects are wearing off it seems

Adonis Peverell
Posted - 2011.07.28 06:58:00 - [82]
 

Edited by: Adonis Peverell on 28/07/2011 06:58:46
Originally by: Darius III
On second thought....the effects are wearing off it seems



Good sir, be not affeared of the gentle ebbing of your monocle-induced loquacious jibes. As the moon waxes and wanes, so follows your bespoke spirit. Do not bother to entreat the loathsome proletariat to taste of your most worth boot, but in its stead look upon the most toothsome female companionship your monocle has enacted upon you!

Gurgeh Murat
Minmatar
Blue Republic
Posted - 2011.07.28 07:44:00 - [83]
 

"to those who have not yet purchased a monocle+monocle owners"

I.E. EVERYONE Rolling Eyes

I read that as "waaaah, I spent 1.6 billion isk on this, please give me some attention"

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Originally by: Darius III


If you have not yet purchased a monocle, I think you are pubbie scum who are not worthy of the attentions of such grand and noble folk who possess one




Yet interestingly, your portrait does not show you wearing one?

Pubbie scum.....

I do however concede one point, in the hope it puts an end to your neverending shiptoasting monocle threads. We are not worthy of your attention, please stop giving it to us in a desperate attempt to get OUR attention. We can live without your attention. Then were all happy happy, brass anus owner or not.


Adonis Peverell
Posted - 2011.07.28 07:47:00 - [84]
 

Originally by: Gurgeh Murat
"to those who have not yet purchased a monocle+monocle owners"

I.E. EVERYONE Rolling Eyes

I read that as "waaaah, I spent 1.6 billion isk on this, please give me some attention"

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Originally by: Darius III


If you have not yet purchased a monocle, I think you are pubbie scum who are not worthy of the attentions of such grand and noble folk who possess one




Yet interestingly, your portrait does not show you wearing one?

Pubbie scum.....

I do however concede one point, in the hope it puts an end to your neverending shiptoasting monocle threads. We are not worthy of your attention, please stop giving it to us in a desperate attempt to get OUR attention. We can live without your attention. Then were all happy happy, brass anus owner or not.




Pssst...I think it's satire.

Ciar Meara
Amarr
Virtus Vindice
Posted - 2011.07.28 08:24:00 - [85]
 

And very well writen satire is its sire.

Hear, hear! I salute you and give you +5 internets good sir!

Lyrrashae
Minmatar
Crushed Ambitions
Posted - 2011.09.03 00:16:00 - [86]
 

Why do you have an angry-looking metal-and-glass anus prolapsing out of your face?


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