| Author |
Topic |
Zarutha
The Night Crew |
Posted - 2011.06.24 07:43:00 - [ 1]
Edited by: Zarutha on 24/06/2011 07:43:42Script:Lets say this is you, one lone person walking in a station. You see this other person being attacked for his monocle. Should you aid him or deliver the final blow? You decide to be the hero - In return the victim gives you his monocle. You both have $70 monocles now. He invites you to a monocle party where everyone is wearing only monocles. The next morning you wake up man r a p e d wearing a $50 Quafe shirt and a $100 aline skirt. Eve is a sandbox where you can do really stupid stuff. The choice is yours. Your actions always has impact, on your wallet. Welcome to Eve Online!  |
FearTheKrud |
Posted - 2011.06.24 07:51:00 - [ 2]
 I shaaat |
Merkur Avar
Kotodama Corp
|
Posted - 2011.06.24 07:53:00 - [ 3]
I approve of this product. |
Adophnil
Amarr
Dark Reality Unified
INVICTUS ALLIANCE |
Posted - 2011.06.24 08:04:00 - [ 4]
Script rewrite -
You paid 70 dollars for a monocle. But you can only show it to your couch, while sitting in a shoebox. If your video card doesn't explode from the heat, you eventually decide that your best chance of having an actual MMO experience is to multibox clients so that perhaps your other characters can experience your monocle. But your gpu can't handle it, so you stare at a door.
The monocle is tinted, which is why it's such a craptastic, brown, FU door. You pay 15$ subscription fee, 35$ for plex (for iskies!), 70$ monocle, and then die to someone with "Noble Ammunition" because your a faction-ammo using scrub.
SANDBOX |
Tramlaw Trub
Lead Farmers
Kill It With Fire |
Posted - 2011.06.24 08:05:00 - [ 5]
See, this is why we need a "like" button. |
Covert Kitty
Amarr
SRS Industries
SRS. |
Posted - 2011.06.24 08:08:00 - [ 6]
oh my god that was hilarious, I'm literally in tears. |
Lord Kazuhiro
Caldari
Amarr Empire Shipyards |
Posted - 2011.06.24 08:08:00 - [ 7]
Thank you for that, really needed a laugh while browsing the forums, it's just so damn depressing recently. |
Jar Tarbana |
Posted - 2011.06.24 08:10:00 - [ 8]
Klicking on Like button. |
Rek Seven
Gallente
Zandathorn Industries |
Posted - 2011.06.24 08:13:00 - [ 9]
Someone machinima this! |
eXeCutA |
Posted - 2011.06.24 08:17:00 - [ 10]
Edited by: eXeCutA on 24/06/2011 08:19:06 Originally by: Adophnil
Script rewrite -
You paid 70 dollars for a monocle. But you can only show it to your couch, while sitting in a shoebox. If your video card doesn't explode from the heat, you eventually decide that your best chance of having an actual MMO experience is to multibox clients so that perhaps your other characters can experience your monocle. But your gpu can't handle it, so you stare at a door.
The monocle is tinted, which is why it's such a craptastic, brown, FU door. You pay 15$ subscription fee, 35$ for plex (for iskies!), 70$ monocle, and then die to someone with "Noble Ammunition" because your a faction-ammo using scrub.
SANDBOX
 Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.FTW! I like very much |
Zachstar |
Posted - 2011.06.24 08:25:00 - [ 11]
Originally by: Adophnil
Script rewrite -
You paid 70 dollars for a monocle. But you can only show it to your couch, while sitting in a shoebox. If your video card doesn't explode from the heat, you eventually decide that your best chance of having an actual MMO experience is to multibox clients so that perhaps your other characters can experience your monocle. But your gpu can't handle it, so you stare at a door.
The monocle is tinted, which is why it's such a craptastic, brown, FU door. You pay 15$ subscription fee, 35$ for plex (for iskies!), 70$ monocle, and then die to someone with "Noble Ammunition" because your a faction-ammo using scrub.
SANDBOX
That was hilarious! Glad I wasn't drinking any coffee! |
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