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Holdout
Posted - 2011.06.23 20:36:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Holdout on 26/06/2011 15:12:47
Edited by: Holdout on 26/06/2011 15:12:10
Edited by: Holdout on 24/06/2011 19:09:46
Edited by: Holdout on 24/06/2011 14:38:23
Which is better?



So far the only thing that even comes close to the awesomeness of a monocle is multiple exotic dancers.

Tally

Monocle - 5
Exotic Dancers - 2
Pair of Monocles - 1
Call of Duty - 1
Gilette Mach III Turbo - 1
Sandwich - 1
Machariel - 1

Allant Doran
Amarr
Locus Industries
Posted - 2011.06.23 20:58:00 - [2]
 

The monocle. It gives me much better vision clarity than having a Machariel strapped to my head.

That IS what you were comparing them for, right?

Main ForumAlt
Posted - 2011.06.23 21:02:00 - [3]
 

If you have to ask, you'd probably crash the mach 5 secs after undocking, making the monocle the far better option.

Omara Otawan
Posted - 2011.06.23 21:08:00 - [4]
 

If you have to ask, you have no business owning either.

Naomi Knight
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.23 21:55:00 - [5]
 

macha is for the noobs anyway gimme that monocle

Mona X
Caldari
Missions Mining and Mayhem
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2011.06.23 22:30:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Holdout
Which is better?


Call of Duty. :P

ELECTR0FREAK
Eye of God
Posted - 2011.06.23 22:44:00 - [7]
 

If you're truly leet you'd have both. Rolling Eyes

Amda Tori
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.23 22:47:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Amda Tori on 23/06/2011 22:48:00



Of course the monocle !
You cannot have a Machariel smile !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Bli13rO9A&feature=player_detailpage#t=40s
MONOCLE SMILE





Holdout
Posted - 2011.06.24 14:40:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK
If you're truly leet you'd have both. Rolling Eyes



Good point.

Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
Posted - 2011.06.24 15:05:00 - [10]
 

Your monocle is the safest thing to own in the EVE universe.

stoicfaux
Gallente
Posted - 2011.06.24 15:45:00 - [11]
 

It's a tie. Neither one travels with you when you clone jump.

OTOH, a monocle in a Cheetah is faster than a Mach.

Monocle is better after all.

Moroccan Tourist
Posted - 2011.06.24 16:01:00 - [12]
 

whats better? a pair monocles Laughing

Jak Silverheart
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.24 17:22:00 - [13]
 

Send me a monocle and I think about sending you a Mach III Turbo gillete razor, its so much better than both the monocle and the mach (t1 in game) after all I'm THINKING about giving you a t3 item thats a "TURBO" for almost nothing Laughing.

Holdout
Posted - 2011.06.24 19:11:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Jak Silverheart
Send me a monocle and I think about sending you a Mach III Turbo gillete razor, its so much better than both the monocle and the mach (t1 in game) after all I'm THINKING about giving you a t3 item thats a "TURBO" for almost nothing Laughing.


Mach III != Tech 3, but your vote is noted.

SFM Hobb3s
Vanguard Frontiers
Intrepid Crossing
Posted - 2011.06.24 19:54:00 - [15]
 

This is a conundrum.

I'm going to have to say that Machariel is better. It's just a lot more manly to have a machariel strapped to your pants than say, a monocle. And I wouldn't even think of letting the gillette get anywhere near my pants, so it's right out. Call of duty is also a moot point, because anything strapped to my pants constitutes a call of duty anyways.

S0ylent Green
Posted - 2011.06.24 21:33:00 - [16]
 

I'd have to pick the peanutbutter, chocolate spread and lime marmalade sandwich I'm eating right now, it doesn't do much to make me look sophisticated, and it dosnt fit any 800mm repeating rts, but it sure tastes nice.

Thomas Orca
Gallente
Posted - 2011.06.24 23:44:00 - [17]
 

I second the sandwich

I likegirls
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.25 01:40:00 - [18]
 

I'd rather have a life time supply of rifters! YARRRR!!

Cambarus
Malicious Destruction
War Against the Manifest
Posted - 2011.06.25 04:18:00 - [19]
 

Monacle
P)

Knoppaz
Rens Nursing Home
Posted - 2011.06.25 14:14:00 - [20]
 

Shocked

..don't you guys realize how many exotic dancers you get for a crappy mach or some lousy monocle?

This is a no-brainer Very Happy


Mini T
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.06.25 15:40:00 - [21]
 

+1 exotic dancers!Cool

Draelos
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:03:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Amda Tori
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Bli13rO9A&feature=player_detailpage#t=40s
MONOCLE SMILE



This has won the thread. I loved that.

If every player in Eve saw this then there would be no rage...just lots and lots of Monocles!

....oh and plex for sp Rolling Eyes

Blackberry Cobbler
Posted - 2011.06.26 15:13:00 - [23]
 

Monocle continues to run away with the voting.


Myz Toyou
the Organ Grinder and Company
Posted - 2011.06.26 16:59:00 - [24]
 

Fit this on your Macharial and you will never need a Monocle

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Malak Alraheem
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.26 19:19:00 - [25]
 

The power of the monocle is everywhere.

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Holdout
Posted - 2011.06.28 13:55:00 - [26]
 

No surprise.

The monocle runs away with the vote, proving it is the most useful item in game.


 

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