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Agent 42
Gallente
RADIO RAMPAGE
Posted - 2011.06.23 11:44:00 - [121]
 

CCP you fail harder than these guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppN0ObQOu2c&feature=related

I quit.

Mai Banck
Posted - 2011.06.23 11:50:00 - [122]
 

I would just with the two for me meaningful sayings in life which describe the way live and I play(ed) EVE:

Experience is something you get just after you need it ...
**** happens ...

And to add one more with the new "vanity" items:

If everybody were somebody, nobody would be anybody ...

Food for thought as I fade away.

PS. I would not give away your stuff if I were you ... you know chances are you will be back.

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
Posted - 2011.06.23 12:00:00 - [123]
 

I'm not interested in your assets or ISK, someone else surely has way better use for it than me.

Just saying good luck with whatever you are up to next and always sad to see people leave, make sure you keep an Ibis for when you return so that you won't have to buy one with $$$

Be safe!

/c

Rebel Lion
Republic University
Posted - 2011.06.23 12:07:00 - [124]
 

Iím quitting EvE, why? Because when I leave the grocery store with my van full of stuff, Iím worried about being suicide ganked after I leave the parking lot.

I really enjoy playing EvE, it is my hobby, my escape from my hum drum life. CCP has lost their way and my only real voice is to deny them that very thing they wish to have. I quit, meaning 3 subscriptions will NOT be renewed.

Dace Kaveira
Posted - 2011.06.23 12:19:00 - [125]
 

I quit because :
* Ever since Incarna, when I leave my room I don't want to go back, as I'm scared of getting a burn-out.

* Ever since Incarna came out, I haven't let my dogs out, because I'm scared my bonusses may not apply and they lose the fight of the dogs from next door.

* Ever since Incarna came out, I haven't turned my lightning on, because I don't want to see my wife with that lightning, even uglier then before!

* Ever since Incarna came out, I'm to scared to go shopping, because a new car might cost as much as a new shirt, or a monocle.

* Ever since Incarna came out, I had a tropic climat in my room, because my computer was overheating.

* Ever since Incarna came out, I cut of my gas bill, because why need gas? Just boot up EVE and enter the Captains Quarter and lay your eggs on your computer, in 5 minutes they are cooked!

* Ever since Incarna came out, Nvidia has had a major sale spike, because everyone needed better cards.

* Ever since Incarna came out, I have been making bad jokes about Incarna comming out.


Apollo Gabriel
Mercatoris
Etherium Cartel
Posted - 2011.06.23 12:32:00 - [126]
 

Edited by: Apollo Gabriel on 23/06/2011 12:33:24
Originally by: Chribba
I'm not interested in your assets or ISK, someone else surely has way better use for it than me.

Just saying good luck with whatever you are up to next and always sad to see people leave, make sure you keep an Ibis for when you return so that you won't have to buy one with $$$

Be safe!

/c


Always good to see Chribba.

Originally by: Krelian Lann
You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already.

I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever.

I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone.

May the best man(woman) win.


So my friend, I'd compete but you know that I've quit as well. I'll simply ask that you consider liquidating your assets and doing Plex for good, which is what I'm headed for myself, although I'm only worth about a tenth of your wealth,

Fly safe, wherever that is!

AG

Creepy Goat
Collateral.
Posted - 2011.06.23 12:34:00 - [127]
 

Originally by: Chribba
make sure you keep an Ibis for when you return so that you won't have to buy one with $$$


I see what you did there Wink

Im Super Gay
Posted - 2011.06.23 12:37:00 - [128]
 

This isn't an I quit thread but more of how I got someone else to quit.

So in the small corp I was in, we'd recrit new players and what not. This one new player we recruited revealed herself to be a girl. Well with all new players I'd help them out by having them tag along in missions and such. So then it started: the dirty talk. I was fine with it at first, because how many times do you get hit on while running missions? After a week or so of this going on I contacted the other corp leaders. Turns out she had been hitting on pretty much every guy in the corp.

Because we couldn't come up with a rational explanation of why someone would play internet spaceships to hit on a bunch of guys we called her out as a spy. She was furious. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. She pretty much chewed everyone out in private chat. According to her she was picked on when she was young because she was taller than everyone else, so she compensates by flirting with everyone or something like that. After she was done raging she stopped playing and never was heard from again.

Peritas Inmortalis
Gallente
Peritas Inmortalis Corp
Posted - 2011.06.23 12:39:00 - [129]
 

Edited by: Peritas Inmortalis on 23/06/2011 12:39:32
Originally by: Krelian Lann
You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already.

I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever.

I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone.

May the best man(woman) win.


Lann Krelian ............. do not know how to speak, have been a good employee over the years but no longer are useful to us so ...... you're fired

Rethie
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.23 12:43:00 - [130]
 

I don't want your stuff, you might as well go ahead and biomass, I'm highly considering leaving too

-2

Humongus Bauls
Posted - 2011.06.23 12:48:00 - [131]
 

If you truly have 300 billion.....send me a few and I will email you pics of a corp mates naked sister....

Lara Dantreb
New Horizons
Posted - 2011.06.23 12:48:00 - [132]
 

Krelian Lann, please unsub in silence, don't give your stuff but trash it, and don't forget to biomass your squealing avatar.





Fi1ippo
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2011.06.23 12:51:00 - [133]
 

Your call out for attention is pretty pathetic. Just give me your stuff and ill disperse it. No, im not quitting.

andeira
Posted - 2011.06.23 12:58:00 - [134]
 

Edited by: andeira on 23/06/2011 13:01:13
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

edit: this is not my main >.> send it to Warzon3

Sleipniir
Posted - 2011.06.23 13:04:00 - [135]
 

i got bored :<

now fair thee well !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8-agHNaovM

WATCH IN HD NOWZ !

Borisaurus
Venant Inc.
Posted - 2011.06.23 13:13:00 - [136]
 

I have constructed for you, a poem. Hope you enjoy it!

Generally, I don't condone posts like this.
I do, however, sympathize with you.
Very frequently, we see CCP miss.
Each update leaving our space balls blue.

Monocles are just as expensive in real life.
Except they don't exactly cause as much strife.

You see, vanity has a time and place.
On our space ships? On our face?
Unfortunately these will not slide.
Revert the changes, or I'll die!

Some may say we're over-reacting.
Please, you should know this is more than acting.
As if Hybrids are fine and we should refrain from
Coming to the forums with a very hurt bum.
EWAR is broken, Motherships too.
But worst of all is infinite moon goo.
Uber alliances influence my carebearing.
CSM idiots, weaknesses glaring.
Keep your devblogs to yourself.
Since I'm quitting EVE to go be an Elf.



Ion Shape
Phoibe Enterprises
Peregrine Nation
Posted - 2011.06.23 13:22:00 - [137]
 

Originally by: graphitemaster
Edited by: graphitemaster on 23/06/2011 08:34:36
Unplugged. Finally, he had found the key to ending the continous cycle of rebirth, life, an "inconveniance" of death, and once again, rebirth. He walked slightly pained out of the dark station room. It had taken him decades to find one with the knowledge to end his immortality. He chuckled at the thought. Ending immortality-everyone dreams of obtaining it, but not how to lose it, right? He strode stiffly towards his Mastadon class transport, a slight fond smile coming across his face as his eyes scanned the battle scarred hull. 253 successful runs, many a close call, many a bubble camp, but she held strong, of course, with the help of a microwarp drive and a cloak paired together. Many a memory he had while this vessel was in his service. But now it was time to bring it all to an end. And he wouldn't be sharing the secret with anyone. However, his exit wouldn't go quite unnoticed either.

The station door to his captain quarters whisked open as he entered. He made his way to his communications terminal. He opened his virtual cred account, funneling all of his accumulated funds to a close friend within his corp, and sending out one final contract composed of what assets he had left. He wouldn't need these where he was headed. He looked over his shoulder for a final time at his modest quarters before boarding his Mastadon.

The modest cargo bay of his Mastadon was filled to the brim with an assortment of demolitions, and he had a couple old "friends" in mind who could use these gifts he carried. He scratched slightly at the fresh scar on the back of his head. He hoped the contraption the crazed Amarrian had installed would function correctly and repress the download signal to his medical clone. Giving a final sigh, he undocked from the station, steered the ship in a wide arc, and pointed it directly back in the busy stream of vessels pouring out of Jita 4-4. He slammed his fist on the jury-rigged detonater and was consumed in the fire.



this was pure quality, and as isk grabbing as i am the next pilot,, gets my vote

Angel HUN
Spricer
Raiden.
Posted - 2011.06.23 13:23:00 - [138]
 

Edited by: Angel HUN on 23/06/2011 13:23:40
http://i.imgur.com/n4CzQ.jpg

^^Quitting EVE is Harder than that. Good Luck.

VCBee 588
Posted - 2011.06.23 13:24:00 - [139]
 

Die ***** Die

Draelos
Posted - 2011.06.23 13:24:00 - [140]
 

Dear CCP

I know my friends said I shouldn't bother, but I couldn't help myself.

In my fantasies, it would have been where you made better improvements for us players. I guess my hopeful nature needed that to continue, but now I see that my nature cost me a lot of things, time, money, girfriends. I'm tired of pretending I appreciate your efforts. I don't care about playing anymore. This is what I have to say...

"There's no one like you, CCP." I look for you in games of other companies, but it's not the same. They're not even close.

Two weeks ago, I played this game that I won't name and found what I was missing. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate how desperate I am in finding something that excites me. It is a younger game and offers things that only a new game can give you. I mean, a new an interesting environment. Graphics you wouldn't believe and not so bitter players. Every gamer's dream, right? But as I sat in front of the computer, getting blown away by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What do graphics really mean?

Does it make this game more enjoyable to play? Well, in this case, yes. But you see what I'm getting at. Does it make the player interaction better? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that before.

Later, after I'd spent the night playing, I found myself thinking, "why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just the new game and feeling fulfilled, but something else. Some ****ling feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me.

It didn't feel the same because bugs and patch delays were not there. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without the screw-ups. Jesus, CCP, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I play just reminds me of you.

Do you remember WOW, that mmo that I tried before moving on to you? Well, I logged in again last night and so much had changed. It offered so much compared to the last time I had played. I didn't know what this meant till later, but that's not the real story. Anyway, I played for a few hours and the next thing I'm hooked, playing away in my old bedroom where I used to play with you.

New environments, new characters, new PVE content, but it makes me sad too. 'Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't you offer the same? It had been 2 years and little has changed. I'm tired of the monotony.

But do you see how even then, when I'm playing away with my old favourite game, all I can do is think of you? It's true, CCP.

In your heart you know you can do better. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances and start fresh? I think we can. Just offer us what I want, what we want. Don't get so sidetracked and focus on what we really want...

Unfortunately, I am exploring my options and for the moment at least.. I quit.

Draelos

Emmerik
Gallente
NED-Clan
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.06.23 13:27:00 - [141]
 

Just Quit already, stop whining and give some random dude ur stuff!

InvaderKaz
Posted - 2011.06.23 13:38:00 - [142]
 

Originally by: Krelian Lann
You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already.

I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever.

I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone.

May the best man(woman) win.


I pwned your sister last night, I seriously deserve something for that..

Pham Lai
Posted - 2011.06.23 13:40:00 - [143]
 

Screw MT and gianormously over priced vanity wares....i quit this b!#ch. Time to try out DUST and not hav to worry about MTs and such.......oh, wait....Mad

Doom Sentinel
Posted - 2011.06.23 13:40:00 - [144]
 

Eve Online derp dee derr!
Derp dee derpiddy derpy derr!
Until one day, Incarna derpa derpa derr!
From the creators of RMT, and Terrible Marketing Ideas,
Eve Online is: Da derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb.
Rated PG-13.

Miss Minx
Posted - 2011.06.23 13:51:00 - [145]
 

Edited by: Miss Minx on 23/06/2011 13:52:56
Some of these are really good, some short-stories, some love letters and some rational ones. Its good stuff.

Thought just to say that people shouldn't try to influence Krelians decission by throwing in their own votes. Any of us can be alts anyway.

My one:

  • Train Skills: Grind, Grind, Grind, Grind

    Get cruiser: Pew, Die, Pew, Die.

    Try PVE Missions: Pew..Pew..Pew..Pew..Pew...Some Isk.

    Play with Market a little: Some Isk.

    Get into Pirate Corp: Pew, Pew, Gank, Pew, YARr, Pew....

    Cope with Random D/C's

    Recover Security Standings: Grind, Grind, Grind, Die, Grind, Grind... Mad

    Get into battle-cruiser: Pew, Pew, Die.

    Get into 0.0 Corp: Blob Pew, Blob Pew, Some Mass Dying when encountering larger Blob.

    Complain on Forums: Rabble, Rabble, Rabble Mad

    Create fail Corp and try Pos management: Big Die... *Rage Quit*

    Get Battleship and do L4's: Pew... a little bit more isk Mad

    Wait for Skills: Wait, Wait, Wait...Mad

    New Patch: Delayed, Delayed, Complain, ...Bugged Mad

    Get into a lucrative position in 0.0 corp: Isk, Isk, Baby..wtf?

    Try Motherships: Pew, Pew, Pew.....Die...*Rage Quit*

    Steal from Corp: y/n?

    Get bored: Try things again, and again, and again.


*Quit*

Noceur-01 Tiers
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.23 13:59:00 - [146]
 

Enjoy real life. : )

cyboman
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.06.23 14:01:00 - [147]
 

Once Upon a time I was playing kick the CAN. It was getting dark and I had to go home. So I went home and told my mom that I wanted to HAVE a snack before dinner. She said "You'll spoil YOUR dinner." I told her to STUFF it. Was that wrong?

Cailais
Amarr
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
Talocan United
Posted - 2011.06.23 14:04:00 - [148]
 

I don't suppose they'd be any monocles amongst that stuff by any chance? No?

C.

Draelos
Posted - 2011.06.23 14:06:00 - [149]
 

Edited by: Draelos on 23/06/2011 14:07:43
Originally by: cyboman
Once Upon a time I was playing kick the CAN. It was getting dark and I had to go home. So I went home and told my mom that I wanted to HAVE a snack before dinner. She said "You'll spoil YOUR dinner." I told her to STUFF it. Was that wrong?


Lol, "Can I have your stuff" WITH an ending question that people would reply "yes" to. Cool


Edit: Hmm, just a suggestion, maybe rather than one huge winner, maybe splitting between the three or four best?

kardjaval
Posted - 2011.06.23 14:07:00 - [150]
 

Edited by: kardjaval on 23/06/2011 14:57:52
"I'm gonna go and quit, in person at CCP's Iceland office, possibly with a large cardboards sign."
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/811/53307981.png/


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