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Naga Elohim
Amarr
The Reformed
Bondage Patrol
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:37:00 - [61]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Let me put it this way to you haters.

1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.

2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.

The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES

The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item

I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you.

ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor.



Keep this comedy gold coming! YOU ARE TRAILBLAZER! lol

SilentSkills
Gallente
Tax Evaders Inc.
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:38:00 - [62]
 

Originally by: Death Severus

successful troll is successful


Johnson Scythe
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:39:00 - [63]
 

Originally by: Generals4
Johnson is just jealous he doesn't have cool shades, that's all.


Well funny you should say that, I know whether you can put the shades on OVER the monocle.

You however, will have to wonder about that when you go to bed tonight.

As you have no monocle.

Nikki West
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:40:00 - [64]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.

It looks lame.

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.

I wouldn't have one on my character if it was free.


But to each his own. So enjoy your virtual monocle.

Borun Tal
Minmatar
Space Pods Inc
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:40:00 - [65]
 

Originally by: SilentSkills
Originally by: Death Severus

successful troll is successful




Loser went beyond trolling into (successfully) looking like a complete idiot.

Got a thread for loser: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1534330

HeIIfire11
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:42:00 - [66]
 

Edited by: HeIIfire11 on 22/06/2011 17:43:27
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Welcome to the elite club of monocle owners


You payed a lot of money to troll people and you don't even know the joke is on you. Can't wait until they change the price and everyone has one lol. What a jack assLaughing

Beside the fact that it looks like **** lol.

Templar Dane
Amarr
Amarrian Retribution
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:43:00 - [67]
 

Best thread in a long time. I just wish I had thought of the monocle troll first.

digitalwanderer
Gallente
DF0 incorporated
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:43:00 - [68]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Generals4
Johnson is just jealous he doesn't have cool shades, that's all.


Well funny you should say that, I know whether you can put the shades on OVER the monocle.

You however, will have to wonder about that when you go to bed tonight.

As you have no monocle.



Then put the sunglasses on and show us with the monocle still visible in the picture???....Oh i know, you'll make up an excuse for not doing it.

Bologna Brains
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:44:00 - [69]
 

Our monocle also shows off our status, similar to:

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Erichk Knaar
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:45:00 - [70]
 

Blaze on Trailblazer, blaze on.

You put your money where the troll is. I salute you for that.

Laughing

Langoss
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:45:00 - [71]
 

**** your monocles

Johnson Scythe
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:45:00 - [72]
 

Originally by: Borun Tal
Originally by: SilentSkills
Originally by: Death Severus

successful troll is successful




Loser went beyond trolling into (successfully) looking like a complete idiot.

Got a thread for loser: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1534330


You assume I spent dollars on plex to get a monocle

As I have stated many times in this thread (perhaps the recording device on the monocle would aid your memory) I am very rich in isk

There is no legal way to transfer isk into dollars. And the illegal way is fraught with difficulty.

SO NO I COULD NOT HAVE PURCHASED ANY OF THE ITEMS YOU STUPIDLY LINK IN THAT THREAD

That thread is aimed at people who are considering buying plex with dollars. Not monocles with isk!

ApophisXP
Sadistic Retribution
Sadistic Empire
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:46:00 - [73]
 

Originally by: Dr Ming
At first I was like, "well if you got the money to squander"... Then I saw the tears in this thread... That monocle is starting to look like a rather good isk to tears value.


This is the reason why one has purchased a tear extractor too

Darcy D'Spledide
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:46:00 - [74]
 

Man, Eve used to be cool. Now you're all turning into the same trolls, everyones the same, one big monoculture.

Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov
The Eleusinian Mystery Cult
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:47:00 - [75]
 

Johnson Scythe, sir, I'd tip my hat to you if I had one.

Vaerah Vahrokha
Minmatar
Vahrokh Consulting
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:47:00 - [76]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Da Gooch

I can afford one, will i buy it? no i,ll wait till its brought down by a big portion, stop bragging, makes you look stupid tbh.


Gooch do not lie.

You cannot afford a monocle. If you are worried about the cost of something you cannot afford it.

I CAN afford it and I look super cool with one. Whoever designed it at CCP deserves a raise. Im not too keen on the boots but the monocle makes me look EVIL CRAZY

Also it has a black box recorder built in.

If you were in my corp I would boot you for being so poor


The monocle fits well on your face but I'd hate it on mine.
If only they put necklaces, scarves and headpieces....

Gallinari
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:48:00 - [77]
 

If you have the money more power to you...

But the monocle in general looks like complete horse****.

ApophisXP
Sadistic Retribution
Sadistic Empire
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:48:00 - [78]
 

Originally by: riddick VinDiesel
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/2951/haters.png

Image changed to URL. Zymurgist


Lulz

Templar Dane
Amarr
Amarrian Retribution
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:48:00 - [79]
 

Nominating Johnson Scythe for troll of the year.

Sarina Berghil
Minmatar
New Zion Judge Advocate
Yulai Federation
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:50:00 - [80]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Sarina Berghil

Also I would feel like a fool if I bought one. I could easily pay a penny for the Statue of Liberty and be none the poorer, but I would still feel like a fool for throwing away a penny like that.


You would be the owner of one of the most touristed landmarks in the world for one penny and you wouldnt do it?

I can see why you cannot afford a monocle.




Hmm, maybe you have a point. You do have a monocle after all.

Does anyone happen to know someone from the landmark trading business? It might be time to do some investments.

Haran Tyrus
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:51:00 - [81]
 

Originally by: Templar Dane
Nominating Johnson Scythe for troll of the year.


Seconded.

Letrange
Minmatar
Red Horizon Inc
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:52:00 - [82]
 

Johnson, I salute your monocle. Not that I would buy one as it would clash with my cool shades. I am but a poor broke pilot who is slooooooowly saving up for a capital ship bpo set. Other things to spend my isk on.

To the rest of you: I give Oveur's Titan Reply: "It's a big ****, it was never meant to be cost effective"

cBOLTSON
Star Frontiers
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:54:00 - [83]
 

Edited by: cBOLTSON on 22/06/2011 17:54:00
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: MurKoN Kador Mahyisti
Originally by: Borun Tal
Quick solution: don't feed the Farmville mentality and pay cash for virtual clothes.





This man cannot afford a monocle


You're character looks like it has a infected puss_y for an eye.... nice way to spend what 50-60 dollars worth of plex?

Tressin Khiyne
Minmatar
The Tuskers
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:54:00 - [84]
 

10/10

In fact, it's such a good troll I don't even feel as if it's a troll. More, I feel like all of the whining self-proclaimed "vets" have been ousted in their attempt to lower the cost of monocles so they could buy one.

In short, all I've heard is "I want a monocle and they're too expensive, and that's not right!", and in this thread the truth has been exposed.

RensPriceChecker2
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:55:00 - [85]
 

tomorrow i will start selling some sausages to people for EUR 20,000 each. I wonder how many people will buy them and not feel like an idiot.

Medidranda Livoga
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:56:00 - [86]
 

Expensive troll, 8/10. CCP is the real winner here of course. Twisted Evil

Jefferson H Clay
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:56:00 - [87]
 

Originally by: Tobias Sjodin
I'm starting to like this troll.


Same. Perhaps it's the hidden power of the monacle at work?

digitalwanderer
Gallente
DF0 incorporated
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:56:00 - [88]
 

Originally by: Letrange


To the rest of you: I give Oveur's Titan Reply: "It's a big ****, it was never meant to be cost effective"



True, it is a vanity piece, but when a pair of monocles costs more than a fully fitted dreadnaught, wich is something that can be used in game day in and day out(until it gets blown up eventually), i have a problem with that.

The monocle would have to be made out of a single diamond stone to be worth that much to be honest...Razz

Sarina Berghil
Minmatar
New Zion Judge Advocate
Yulai Federation
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:58:00 - [89]
 

Originally by: Tressin Khiyne
10/10

In fact, it's such a good troll I don't even feel as if it's a troll. More, I feel like all of the whining self-proclaimed "vets" have been ousted in their attempt to lower the cost of monocles so they could buy one.

In short, all I've heard is "I want a monocle and they're too expensive, and that's not right!", and in this thread the truth has been exposed.


Even if the price was lowered I would still spend my hard earned cash on Spiced Wine and Synth Blue Pills. I just don't have the class for monocles.

Takseen
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:59:00 - [90]
 

I guess you could say he has a MONOpoly on that particular item.


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