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Johnson Scythe
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:21:00 - [31]
 

Let me put it this way to you haters.

1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.

2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.

The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES

The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item

I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you.

ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor.

Amarr Citizen 532532632
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:23:00 - [32]
 

They're going to need that black box to discern what bits were your arse and your elbow after I'm done with you if don't stop being such an arrogant elitist prick.

Borun Tal
Minmatar
Space Pods Inc
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:24:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe

1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.


Not at all. In fact, it looks even dumber than it would look without it.

Originally by: Johnson Scythe

2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.


No value in it whatsoever, and only someone struggling for social acceptance would spend REAL money on someting so inane...

I bet you also gatecamp in high, don't you?

SilentSkills
Gallente
Tax Evaders Inc.
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:25:00 - [34]
 

Lol this troll is epic and refreshing

Generals4
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:25:00 - [35]
 

Edited by: Generals4 on 22/06/2011 17:25:22
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Let me put it this way to you haters.

1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.

2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.

The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES

The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item

I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you.

ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor.



No offense meant but that monocle looks like crap. Now off course it's a matter of taste but even at 0.01 isks i wouldn't get it.
This said it's not because something looks nice it's worth the price. I like bacon but i wouldn't pay 1k for 100gr of it even if i have the money.

And i prefer my cool sunglasses anyway!

Bodrul
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:25:00 - [36]
 

i wouldn't buy just because i see it as a waste of Isk
it has no affect to game play or anything that affects my attributes so hence is useless

if you want to waste isk its up to you and you are free to do as you please


Mister Rocknrolla
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:27:00 - [37]
 

Originally by: Dr Ming
At first I was like, "well if you got the money to squander"... Then I saw the tears in this thread... That monocle is starting to look like a rather good isk to tears value.


^^^This.

The LOLs keep coming. Monocles are the gift that keep giving---even (especially?) in the forums.


Johnson Scythe
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:27:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Generals4
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Let me put it this way to you haters.

1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.

2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.

The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES

The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item

I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you.

ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor.



No offense meant but that monocle looks like crap. Now off course it's a matter of taste but even at 0.01 isks i wouldn't get it.
This said it's not because something looks nice it's worth the price. I like bacon but i wouldn't pay 1k for 100gr of it even if i have the money.


You are simply saying that to look cool amongst your peer group.

Everybody is hating on the ARUM, so you hate on the ARUM

If you were offered a monocle for 0.01 isk YOU WOULD GET IT

And YOU WOULD WEAR it.

I am intelligent enough to form my own opinion.

Generals4
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:28:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Generals4
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Let me put it this way to you haters.

1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.

2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.

The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES

The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item

I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you.

ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor.



No offense meant but that monocle looks like crap. Now off course it's a matter of taste but even at 0.01 isks i wouldn't get it.
This said it's not because something looks nice it's worth the price. I like bacon but i wouldn't pay 1k for 100gr of it even if i have the money.


You are simply saying that to look cool amongst your peer group.

Everybody is hating on the ARUM, so you hate on the ARUM

If you were offered a monocle for 0.01 isk YOU WOULD GET IT

And YOU WOULD WEAR it.

I am intelligent enough to form my own opinion.


Nope because it looks like crap and my sunglasses look much better.

Austherus Sialomaet
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:28:00 - [40]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Let me put it this way to you haters.

1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.

2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.

The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES

The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item

I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you.

ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor.



Your monocle = awesome

Poor people crying and hating = not awesome but fun

Mag's
the united
Negative Ten.
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:29:00 - [41]
 

Edited by: Mag''s on 22/06/2011 17:31:23
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.
If others have it, it's not unique. It's not a good look either.

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.
No I wouldn't buy it, just for the same reason I haven't added scars, tattoos and piercings, because I don't like them.

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES
For you it is, but you have no taste so your opinion mean very little to me.

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item
Actually I haven't bought one, because I don't want to look like a tool.

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you.

It just goes to show that wealth doesn't buy taste, class or intelligence. Very Happy

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor.
This is the point, where some intelligence would help you.

(Yes I know you are trolling, but I'm bored atm so sue me.)

Johnson Scythe
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:29:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: Bodrul
i wouldn't buy just because i see it as a waste of Isk
it has no affect to game play or anything that affects my attributes so hence is useless

if you want to waste isk its up to you and you are free to do as you please




You went to the effort to put shades on your avatar. That took a few mouse clicks.

Why did you do that? Ask yourself?

Now I purchased a monocle with money earned literally with a few mouse clicks

Why did I do that? Ask yourself?

See the pattern here?

And thank you for making a sensible discussion point.

Da Gooch
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:29:00 - [43]
 

judging by his smack talk and horrible killboard this guy is nothing more then a typical level 4 Bear, you are rich you say? doing what excatly, ive played eve for over 5 years, ive never seen you contribute anything on the forums or offer anything service wise, maybe im blind, but when some lvl 4 nab claims "i am rich" i laugh because chribba over you is what then?

Cassidy Dee
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:30:00 - [44]
 

Johnson Scythe for CSM.

Enuen Ravenseye
Malevolence.
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:30:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Does my avatar look better?


No, it doesn't. Colonel Klink had a cool monocle. You look more like a douche who got blown up and ended up with a fragment of his broken ship wedged into his eye socket.

digitalwanderer
Gallente
DF0 incorporated
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:30:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Let me put it this way to you haters.

1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.

2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.

The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES

The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item

I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you.

ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor.




I'd rather buy a dreadnaught to be honest, as it's basically the same price as 2 of those monocles, and yes i can afford them too...Razz

mamolian
Cruoris Seraphim
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:32:00 - [47]
 

GTC's for a monocle.. hilarious CCP!

I'd pay a GTC for a signed naked photo of Oveur however.

Or.. the ability to wear one of these and nothing else on my character.. Linkage

Riddick VinDiesel
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:32:00 - [48]
 


Johnson Scythe
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:32:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Mag's
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.
If others have it, it's not unique. It's not a good look either.



Nobody else has it. I am EVEs first monocle wearer.

Anything you have done in the game has been done before. So you gank a CNR on some gate in lowsec.. congrats. Fun sure, but its been done before many many many times

I am the first monocle wearer in eve.

I am a trailblazer.

See?

And I am supporting ccp in their hour of need instead of whining and throwing my toys out of the pram like so many others

MurKoN Kador Mahyisti
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:32:00 - [50]
 

Edited by: MurKoN Kador Mahyisti on 22/06/2011 17:33:22
Oh now the DEV (alts) have waken from their busy night partying last night!

Johnson you are a 1st class ****! simple!

Sarina Berghil
Minmatar
New Zion Judge Advocate
Yulai Federation
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:33:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Let me put it this way to you haters.

1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.

2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.

The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES

The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item

I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you.

ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor.



Very true except for the last sentence.

For every monicle traded God kills a bit on tranquility. If people buy a lot of monicles New Eden will cease to exist.


Also I would feel like a fool if I bought one. I could easily pay a penny for the Statue of Liberty and be none the poorer, but I would still feel like a fool for throwing away a penny like that.

Austherus Sialomaet
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:34:00 - [52]
 

Originally by: riddick VinDiesel
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/2951/haters.png

Image changed to URL. Zymurgist



hahahaha priceless

Bologna Brains
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:34:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Tobias Sjodin
This man can afford plenty of monocles, but are not a sucker.


LOL. If you could afford a monocle you would have one. You are so worried about a billion isk you wont part with it.

You are poor

I am not

I have a monocle

See the pattern?



qft

Zakua Corbin
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:34:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: Cassidy Dee
Johnson Scythe for CSM.


ROFL!! aaaah I love this thread!

Johnson Scythe
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:35:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: Sarina Berghil

Also I would feel like a fool if I bought one. I could easily pay a penny for the Statue of Liberty and be none the poorer, but I would still feel like a fool for throwing away a penny like that.


You would be the owner of one of the most touristed landmarks in the world for one penny and you wouldnt do it?

I can see why you cannot afford a monocle.


Mag's
the united
Negative Ten.
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:36:00 - [56]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Mag's
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.
If others have it, it's not unique. It's not a good look either.



Nobody else has it. I am EVEs first monocle wearer.

Anything you have done in the game has been done before. So you gank a CNR on some gate in lowsec.. congrats. Fun sure, but its been done before many many many times

I am the first monocle wearer in eve.

I am a trailblazer.

See?

And I am supporting ccp in their hour of need instead of whining and throwing my toys out of the pram like so many others
If CCP say you were the first, then sure knock yourself out and add that fact to your bio. Very Happy

But it still doesn't make it unique, as others will have them. Wink

Haran Tyrus
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:36:00 - [57]
 

Epic troll is King of epic trolls.

I never had a taste for tears until now, but gosh these are tasty.

You win Eve and the internets sir.

Generals4
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:36:00 - [58]
 

Johnson is just jealous he doesn't have cool shades, that's all.

Bologna Brains
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:36:00 - [59]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Let me put it this way to you haters.

1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.

2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.

The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES

The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item

I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you.

ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor.



QFT!

And rich people should be able to fit 2 monocles, if only to show our wealth to the eve community.

Death Severus
Posted - 2011.06.22 17:36:00 - [60]
 

The amount of rage in this thread is amazing. I had fun reading the red faced kiddies and there jealousy issues.

Congratz on the monocle

successful troll is successful


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